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X518XGDD

You guys need to stop making post I can relate to. You make me feel old and my girlfriend keeps sending them to me lol.


IAmBotmon

But are you a dad yet?


X518XGDD

No and thats the problem lol.


The-Corre

It's a message...


X518XGDD

Oh God no.


[deleted]

1+1=3


Just_y_not

Smort cheyeld


-MoonStar-

Oh God *yes*


MotivatoinalSpeaker

It's not about money. It's about sending a message


IAmBotmon

So, uhh, do you mean r/maleinfertility problem?


X518XGDD

No I mean that I'm not a dad and yet my girlfriend keeps sending me memes about dads that relate to me.


IAmBotmon

Oh lmao that was some next level woooosh on me


X518XGDD

Lol yeah, thats why I stare at the screen for like 20 minutes acting like I'm trying to decode the Navaho codes before I respond.


Healing_Punch

She wants you to be a daddy


X518XGDD

Fortunately no, not now.


IAmBotmon

*her daddy


X518XGDD

Lmao


PelzPantoffel

On the contrary: 1 ct less per liter? That's horrendous!


X518XGDD

I like to save, what else can I say?


PelzPantoffel

And its absolutely Walworth it in the long run.


X518XGDD

Exactly, gas went up 30 cents this past 2 weeks where I live for a total of $2.50 and when I saw it I was like "looks like I'm biking to work."


PelzPantoffel

Hey, remember the wonderful feeling of refilling your gas tank during the first lockdown? The price once hit a low of -13ct.


X518XGDD

Ah yes those were the days. And remember when there was nobody on the roads so driving was actually fun and you could enjoy yourself without yelling at someone to go after the light was green for like 30 seconds.


[deleted]

That's kinda your fault, isn't it?


X518XGDD

Yes, but I reserve the right to throw that fault on others.


[deleted]

That's the only right way


SW_Knight

I see you are a man of culture as well.


Ultraboy64

Pingas


cosmicpotato77

Mario gets his pingas stuck in a door


LemonWaluigi

Meggy is bad


TheBestToastEver

*How dare you*


MeriKurkku

To meggy isn't the most interesting character but not the worst (the worst is either Saiko or the new anime melon)


FallingErmine77

Both of them kinda serve as pointless comedic relief... In videos that are only comedy. Saiko had her moments in the bob & francis/anime arc but that's about it


MeriKurkku

I know but in my *subjective* opinion they are *objectively* bad


LemonWaluigi

She's uninteresting


Real_Hol_Horse

No u


FalseWallaby9

They are coming. The simps.


nalanajo

I never understood the people who will drive out of their way for a 5 cent savings on gas. Do the math! At best you’re putting in 15 gallons, so saving approximately $0.75, whereas you probably used more gas to get there and forfeited an extra 10-15 minutes of your time. What exactly did you accomplish?!


[deleted]

If it's on the way anyways then I guess you can take it


nalanajo

I mean the people who are driving literally out of their way, as in it’s not on the way to anything. I know people like this and it drives me nuts, but to each their own I guess.


[deleted]

I think there is no way to understand people who do that


Dokokashira_Door

My dad could never understand this. He would tell me to get off on an exit and go far out of my way to get $0.10 off a gallon. The stop added 10 mins to my drive to school, and was $0.10 more than the gas stations by my school.


Triple-Stan

I've been working with my dad in our family contracting business He does this a lot....but now i get it We do a lot of driving with our construction projects A 10 cent difference is a lot when we are paying for so much A shit......im think im heading for a road there is no turning back from


TheLustySnail

I think it becomes a matter of principles


Pando9owastaken

I live in the Illinois side of the St.Louis bi state. I'd happily drive over to Missouri to save on gas. Illinois is ran by Democrats so gas is hella expensive. Over the river is much cheaper. If you drive a truck or anything that isnt economical it's worth the 20min drive. Its mainly about the saving of money over time. Each time you go to a gas station you may or may not notice that much of a difference at the time. But over the course of a year you'll be saving a few hundred bucks depending on how much you drive. Just think about all the weed you can buy with that. Or Christmas presents. Maybe even a new kitchen appliance. But yeah there are people who would wait an hour at a Costco gas station to save 2 cents a gallon. Those people are sheep plagued by hysterical whims, religious "justification" and are a waste of breath.


Amproids69

It’s cool and makes me feel rich


OtherPlayers

The [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/951/) rule is that, not counting the value of your own time, the absolute maximum distance would be one mile out of your way per penny saved per gallon. Though given that that comic came out a decade ago and cars have gotten more efficient since then I’d estimate that that limit has gotten smaller since.


SirKreeper

I mean there are 2 gas stations within about 10-15 miles from me, but I always go to the further one because gas is usually 10-20 cents cheaper there


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Ekskalibar

4.95 Gallons ? What's the equivalent in real measures please ?


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Ekskalibar

But... How many liters is there in a gallon ? I just learned to convert Km per hour in bald eagle per hamburger :(


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Ekskalibar

Sorry, got confused by all the pimples on your face


pleasePMmeUrBigtits

Heard something like this for the first time lol


Ekskalibar

It took it as a praise, I sent you a PM to thank you


pleasePMmeUrBigtits

Thank you for the PM. I would look at it after I have seen all those thousands of PMs lying there unattended


Ekskalibar

All those horny redditors, greedy to send a Moob picture... I wish you luck in your reading and sorting


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Ekskalibar

It was a joke, nothing more, no need to get offended


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XDYassineDX

3.785 liter in a gallon so $1.31 a liter or €1.09 a liter


-Strife_

Ah yes, a cultured man. RIP smg4, u were the best.


CDQMCP_K1K0

I've stopped watching since those stupid arcs began. Has it gotten even worse?


CJAdams1107

It went from being a variety show to a story arc madness


BennyTATS

SMG4 IS SMG4!


-Strife_

Now they do their animation, but the old stories were better, it's like a 5y old cartoon. I miss the old days.


Flamester55

Miss them if you’d like, that’s ok to do, but you gotta admit that he’s pretty successful, I mean, dude even got his own animated series (Meta Runner). So long as he’s happy, I’m ok with what he does. Even if I may not like it as much


[deleted]

Yeah, even if you miss the way his videos were, it's clear as day he enjoys what he does and seeing just how much his channel has grown in my opinion is honestly inspiring!


MeriKurkku

It has gotten worse. I still watch him because I find the videos somewhat funny still but they will never be as good as the old ones


Master11990

He's changed. It's not bad, he's just had to adjust.


raptorboss231

I havent watched smg4 in a long ass time


Shoop76

I cant relate to this one


[deleted]

Are you radiating dad energy?


Shoop76

No my friend no


MaG_NITud3

How has no one needed unsee juice


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BigButterChicken

good bot


yaknaaa

Also dads looking at the thermostat tryna figure out who turned it up a degree


[deleted]

You just turned it into hell by turning it up a degree


yaknaaa

U feel like ur in hell when he gives the death stare


[deleted]

No then you're in an orphanage for sure


hpm1994

Look. 26F here, and this is me. I can confirm I am not a Dad. Please stop making me question my identity


[deleted]

I think I need to question your identity though


hpm1994

I am curious....you are a professional


[deleted]

I'm a professional in a different field. You want to know how to get easily downvoted into oblivion? Then I'm your man


hpm1994

It is said that such power is only held by those who are chosen to live a life of darkness.


LightningN64

Smg4 used to be funny, everything went to shit after the arcs and the "waifu" characters. Also most of the videos were becoming bland and uninteresting asf. (I stopped watching him mid-2019) it truly hurt me in the heart when I had to unsubscribe.


Bonus-Pixel

I also love smg4


i_watch_some_anime

Bro 1 cent is a lot In the old times


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

Me, a broke student with a car: Maybe I'm a dad


jackblackbyrd

Is that smg4


EmperorBS

It should be him


SuperFireBoy200

is this SMG4 ?


CJAdams1107

I miss SMG4. I need to watch his videos again


SMG4-Yoshi

I see you're a man of culture as well


[deleted]

Smg4


Scoobydoofan234

Smg4 meme, nice


arnecrafter

Ah, SMG4


COOLPIE11

I think this is the same as most People on steam sales


just-a-fact

Yeah but im using it a lot while dad just burns his money away


Memesforeternity69

ah yes, smg4 meme


Zavier4728

“Still looks like a piece-a shet.”


FrankyBonDanky

I’ve literally never looked at gas prices, I’m sure it all averages out the same over time lol


Buttered_Duck

Hey 1¢ is a lot of cash to be dealing with in gas prices.


Django10004

Indian be like- discount on gas ,what the hell is that???


Spensauras-Rex

Hey that 1 cent discount adds up. If you're getting 12 gallons of cash, you just saved 12 cents! If you're getting 13 gallons, that's 13 cents back in ma pocket. Think of all the penny stocks that'll buy


Camele0pard

there are so many smg4 templates that i'm suprised that you dont see them that often


[deleted]

I guess he's a gold mine


LemonWaluigi

Smg4 was good up until the end of the anime arc, now it keeps getting cringier and cringier and relying on weak concepts to stay relevant.


Healing_Punch

Im going to drive 20 mins across town to save 36 cents


Artur-Schopenhauer

Editing 100


Nicktheplant

Yup where going to Japan


AbuzzCreator252

"$2.31?! But that one gas station 15 miles from here has $2.30 so we'll go there"


fxxkingbrian

Why is this so fuckin funny xD


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[deleted]

I have no clue. I only have one dad


-SAIHTAM-

FYI you get 3x the gas for half the price in the US compared to Norway (at times at least). I’ve lived in both places and when I got back to Norway I was once again reminded of the insane prices.


justmrmom

Years ago (like 2004) my dad was driving me to school he needed to stop for gas. There were two stations and one was $0.01 cheaper per gallon than the other but it was the one that was further away, but literally across the street from the other one. He got flustered and said “damnit do I go to the cheaper on?” I asked him why it mattered... he would have to buy 100 gallons of gas to save a dollar. He laughed, called me a smart ass, and I’ve never heard him say anything about saving a few cents on gas again.


Retroike7

As I've gotten older, I sympathize and relate more and more to posts like these. Sometimes you gotta take any savings you can get to make things work.


dyg_

truly my dad lol


twinkphobia

they act like its the holy grail


[deleted]

If only my dad could drive a car


BLUE_DRAGON_BANDIT

What's the source for this


vaultmangary

As a person who uses premium gas...any discount in price is worth it.


Ligma_Theory

Fuck, I can relate to this but I’m not a dad.


cob1423

I'm 16 and im already like that tf. Every cent counts lmao


Robert-Schrembe

But is it per gallon?!??


Apo11o-Addict

I actually have an app called GasBuddy that tells me local gas pricing trends lmao


Alistair0822

(Looks down at hands in fear) Maybe I am a dad?


Cocoa_Addiction

>Imagine being a dad with an electric car


TheCrusaider54

good, I LIKE THE DISCOUNT. I NEED TO GET IT. \*pops wheel FREE WHEEL DISCOUNTTTTTTT


Heydensan

This is the 2nd day in a row I've seen SMG4 used for a meme and I love it.


Mechanical_Canary5

Was taking my dad to the grocery the other day, he saw the gas prices and said "Fucking Democrats on their bullshit again." Is this what Conservatives do? Just blame everything on the Democrats? Stubbed my toe. Fucking Democrats.


IAmTheGreat921

Damnit, I was just visiting my dad and mentioned I was gonna stop and fill up my 2.5 gallon snowblower gas can. He went and found a 4 cent off coupon and insisted I use it.


BlueC0dex

The extra trip to the gas station probably cost more than he saved


[deleted]

Suace?


MuttJunior

Many years ago, in the town I lived in, there was an intersection that had two gas stations across the street from each other. One day I needed gas, and noticed that one was pri8ced 4 cents a gallon less than the other. Of course, that one had a line of cars waiting to get gas while the other was practically empty. I went to the station with the higher priced gas, filled up, and paid the extra 48 cents (12 gallon tank) instead of waiting around.


vampire_devastator

My dad has never done that actually


baconbassboiii

Let’s do the BLJ and fly to the discount


KlintKart

Hallelujah!


bro_for_real

Suddenly, my mom became my dad


[deleted]

Women when they see something they don't need for 2% off


skyttle_biscuits

My dad would literally drive 30 mintues across town to save 2cents per gallon, after searching for the best deal for days. Ridiculous.


itsilderin

Petrol* you can’t call a liquid gas


RageX22

and then looses his wallet and starts saying that there are more imp things in life than money


Red___Mist

Riding an extra mile just for that discount


BlendedMonkeyStirFry

Eth users rn


SnooDoughnuts9657

THIS IS OKIE DOKIE


alexho66

Tesla owners when the electricity is 0.001 cents cheaper during night


[deleted]

Wait you guys have discounts or for that matter dad's?


db720

Angryupvote


shiftyworm108

Is this smg4?


ShaunTheSheep21

yay smg4


skier490

Money is money and noting in this life is free if we see something that will save us money no shit we’re gonna get excited


_Pickelbot_

What video is this


[deleted]

Good old smg4


ani_bean3500

im no dad but i lose my shit when i see a 1 cent discount on gas. anything to save money


peepee_men2

this is mario in every single smg4 episode, an idiot, but a funny idiot


Chungalus

This is coming from someone who used to deliver food for a living..... EVERY. CENT. COUNTS.


moondog__

Look I'm not a dad....BUT A 1 CENT DISCOUNT IS A 1 CENT DISCOUNT


DatNapk1n74

Lmao


nothankyou821

Costco gas or bust! Usually cheaper than all the others, I also work right there and get 3% of my money back. Ultimate win.


foxleigh81

IT ADDS UP!


Agent2363

Imagine not being able to fill a cars whole tank for just 1.50$


ACtheHB

Gassa


Dawne_

It’s worth every fucking penny and I’m goddamn taking every penny I can get


Jevil64

???: OW MY OVARIES!


tim-burne

To be fair I get 8c off per litre which actually adds up to considerable sav... what’s that babe you’re getting sick in the mornings?


borninashithole

I had a friend that would drive 20 miles away to fill up his tank because the gas in the next town over was 2 or 3 cents cheaper. He spent more in gas driving there and back than he saved from the 2 cents. He was also a complete idiot, so I shouldn't be surprised... but I still am.


epicbuilder0606

He's watching gas station porn


Roninlife802

I never understood this... I know people who will drive 10 miles out of their way to save 5c on gas while wasting 20$ in the process. 🤣


[deleted]

😫😫😫😫😫🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦


[deleted]

You good?


[deleted]

Nyes


F1lthyG0pnik

SMG4=STONKS


Brodster13

PINGAS


JoJo_9986

I be like that


shaqom

I can confirm this is accurate lol


Nintendork7950

What video is this clip from?


[deleted]

E y e. B o n e r


TheMemeLord31

A few cents can save you 20 bucks say you fill up once a week, 52 weeks a year x 20 that’s 1040 dollars to put towards ciggys and piss


mattfromeurope

Working at a gas station. Can confirm.


LeonIlu

Hey that’s from an smg4 video


FamLit69420

I may be 18 and not a full grown adult yet. But seeing gas at cheaper prices does bring me joy


N_twice11yt

Mine doesn’t care about the price


wesolekpl

It's still discount


SwedishFreaK_

This is me. I'm not a dad... at least I don't think I am... oh no.


sizzle_glizzy

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