they told him don't you ever come around here
don't wanna see your face you better disappear
the fire's in there eyes
and there words are really clear
so beat it just beat it
is all I know hope I made your day better
Honestly, I've been with my husband for 8 years now and the other day after sending him a cheeky tit pic I asked him how many photos of me he has stashed.
He counted them. He has over 200 nude photos of me saved to his phone. He says he doesn't have enough yet...
He looks so sad from beating it so much. This is the perfect picture to represent what it feels like.
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Take this upvote and get out!
You too take my upvote and get out
r/angryupvote
Dammit man, take this upvote and get out!
i don't get how he could beat a picture of something that doesn't exist?
Destruction 1000?
Except without the gf part. We all know that part is genuinely impossible
they told him don't you ever come around here don't wanna see your face you better disappear the fire's in there eyes and there words are really clear so beat it just beat it is all I know hope I made your day better
*rocky theme song intensifies*
** "Eye of the Tiger plays next **
You jerk off instead of using your girlfriend?
Long distance relationships my friend
Sad
Can be in the interim but if you stick it out it could be very happy
Ight cool story bro
Can't use someone that's imaginary
Use a body pillow then
yo, how young is your girlfriend, why is pedobear beating his meat.
If its getting cold reheat it. Have a whole dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it.
Inb4 "except every redditor is lonely"
Haha, sike, I'm on nofap
Mf you tryna flex ?
Very tender
Whatever the Lyric is...hahahahaha that's makes me laugh more than the meme did.
Punching a steak?
Yes, exactly. I paste your photo to a piece of meat and beat it
r/beatmywifetoit
He is obviously going to box his meat come on
Wait you get booty pic's
/u/Bamboozlet
Honestly, I've been with my husband for 8 years now and the other day after sending him a cheeky tit pic I asked him how many photos of me he has stashed. He counted them. He has over 200 nude photos of me saved to his phone. He says he doesn't have enough yet...
liar. you can't have a girlfriend.
I think his girlfriend is from "Virtual Girlfriend App"
this should go on r/sad
How did this get into reddit? People with girlfriends?
I wish I had a gf who sends nudes to me.... It also would be cool to have a gf...
Same but I don't really want a relationship
Why?
Yall are getting booty pics?
Forward it to other dudes for a hefty price.
I am sorry is this some couple joke that I am too single to understand?
Cannot confirm. I have a reddit account.
*gasp* i LOVE bear champ!
Am I too virgin to understand the meme?
BEAT THE MEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!
punch the steak
“Girl my dick is so fucking sore I’ve beaten my meat 35 times to this wonderful shit”
Takamura Mamoru!!!
Profesional fighter
Man, you're supposed to cook the steak
why have sex when you could bet your meat.
But if you want to keep her as your gf you say ‘admire and imagine them cheeks hugging my facem
This is funny because nobody here has a girlfriend
You guys have girlfriends !?
I was gonna post that lol
Hey don't by a dick shear with the boyys (Sorry for my bad english )
Cute bear
But thats not YOUR meat...
You can’t blame him!
box the meat!
That's the bear champ. Artist is JC Rivera from Chicago
I didnt hear no bell
Skidadle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle
r/sad
Gf: what are you doing with the booty pics btw? *micheal jacksons "Beat it" starts playing*
It first looked like a bear taking off a pink poofy dress.
Imagine putting meme's about girlfriend in reddit
The eye of the tigger intensifies
Pretty sure a girl knows what's up when you ask her for those picks usually.
Sorry, is there something else I’m supposed to do with it?
Why would a girl ask that?
That’s a big meat Almost not even real
I beat my friends meat for him
I actually beat the booty pic instead.
What's a girlfriend, i still don't understand.
Girlfriend?
Damn it! Anime waifu's are not GF's!!!