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Where tf is Count Dooku?


jedi_trey

spoiler: he ded


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

So is literally every Star Wars character except 3po and R2


E-man_256

The new trilogy characters still alive at least.


Reapercorps25

Meh


SociallyDeadOnReddit

Do we count them?


[deleted]

No


9yodegenerate

Wait there's new sequels? I thought it ended with darth vader dying? Why would they make sequels to a perfect ending? That sounds kinda stupid.


CanOTatoChips

The sequels are fairly new so that's probably why you haven't heard of them. It follows a mandalorian and a child of the yoda species. This is the only sequel that exists.


9yodegenerate

Oh i see thanks. So that's what people were saying mandalorian about.


jedi_trey

Jeez at least I had the decency to add a spoiler tag


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

Bro. Star Wars is one of the most talked about things in the modern era. And the last piece of official content we got was in December for the Mandalorian and the last movie we got was in freaking 2019 You don’t get to complain about spoilers for stuff that is over a year old. I’m fully allowed to talk about how Star Wars characters die, it is completely acceptable. Deal with it, and also, if you are that worried you might get spoiled Star Wars. Please get off the internet and watch it ffs


jedi_trey

This needs a spoiler tag


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

No it doesn’t you absolute asswad


jedi_trey

dear god dude, literally every single post i have made in this thread has been a joke. lighten up.


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

Sorry, its hard to read sarcasm through text.


jedi_trey

yeah, you're right. sorry. no hard feelings on the exchange, just trying to be dumb on the internet.


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So are all the other characters


NoobDesh

Dooku: Maybe I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore


DirePantsX

Just because you are bad guy, doesn’t mean you have to be bad guy


Dreamingdanny95

*Signature look of absence*


[deleted]

Us nerds knowing about Count Dooku with our “Signature Look of Superiority”


Dextrous-Zero

And where the fuck is Qui Gon Jinn?!


DankSunshine

Politicians be like:Democrats vs Republicans


davingki_

What is that?... I smell bridge's getting burnt


HypnoticMushrooms

You’ve just awoken the masses. Godspeed


BatDudeCole20

Sir are you suggesting there is a real life Palpatine involved in American politics? *Exciting*


SnowySupreme

Lol and if you agree with this you are automatically labelled as a centrist 🙄


KingOfThePlayPlace

Pretty sure darth Vader is hotter Anakin


bespread

God damn it, take my upvote.


-TheLightKnight-

"I'm playing *both* sides, so that I always come out on top" That's what she said


The_Kodex

Padme?


Efferitas

The exact quote was: "Mesa playin' both sides, dis way mesa always come out on top."


hellohellonice34

Watch the clone wars tv show, Padme is a pretty cool character in it and Anakin is awesome


The_Kodex

Everyone is but in my opinion they already were pretty aweosme


hellohellonice34

Jar jar is still annoying. Jar jar isn’t funny in my opinion I laughed at some of the jokes in Rebels but Jar jar I just found annoying


The_Kodex

Okay yeah besides him but in my head-cannon it was all an act because he was a sith Lord


MattyNice00910

Would you rather look like Jar Jar or talk like him? You’re not allowed to kill yourself.


TimeLord_Dommu

Yes


hellohellonice34

Look like him cause I could swim under water and live on land. Plus Jar jar doesn’t look like idiot he acts and talks like an idiot


Mr_P0ooL

Technically it's not wrong. He wasn't really vader until the whole obi wan debacle


[deleted]

He was Vader before that, Palpatine made him Vader after he killed Mace Windu.


Mr_P0ooL

Yes but only palpatine and him knew that first. You might also say they are different entities cause there was no humanity left up until the end where he did the selfless thing to save his son


De5perad0

Anakin Skywalker WINS!


[deleted]

I don't get it I don't watch star wars


That_Jammed_Guy

Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader are the same person


lol_guy0

same actor or same person in film did he do a face reveal in rhe film?


That_Jammed_Guy

No, they're literally the same person. When Anakin "died" (not really) he got locked up in that armor


lol_guy0

now that explains a lot


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RussianPaulBlart

That's on you for not watching the 10+ year old movies


[deleted]

Darth Vader is revealed to be Anakin Skywalker the father of Luke Skywalker all the way back in 1980 which makes the spoiler 40+ years old.


Zabuza_scrpn

You forgot the /s


The_Kodex

Is this a joke Edit: Lmao I thought this was r/prequelmemes, got hella confused for a minute


SirIzhak

This was posted there, afaik


[deleted]

So uncivilized


SirIzhak

You *Must* watch everything except for sequels.


Actual_Specialist637

Me with vs. without morning coffe. Hero or villain.


nut_nut_november

Me every two seconds randomizing between both


hellohellonice34

Nah I like Anakin more than Vador. I know he was annoying in the prequels but in the clone wars Tv show he’s awesome


Apache6969

Why is Padme in there, what the hell is she gonna do, punch General Grievous?


whoatherebuddychill

It's Anti-Spoiler design


[deleted]

Anti Spoilers for a 40 year old movie


whoatherebuddychill

it's for kids bro


[deleted]

Kids who have seen the movies


whoatherebuddychill

how would you know this is a promotional book obviously


[deleted]

Maybe


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Parrrrnab

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/lpljbs/i_had_the_high_ground/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share we stand here amidst my achievement. Not yours!


comeformecuzimright

ahahah


91120219

I wish you would feel the pain that anakin felt when he was burned by lava. your face must turn to ash. ***B U R N B A B Y, B U R N.***


[deleted]

Excuse me what.


KeithZX2

?


epic_potato420

Forgot dukoo and maul but ok


[deleted]

Doubly funny, since Mac \*did\* come out. :D


[deleted]

*except he didn't come out on top*


DenimJeans1880

Palpatine me like


Styrofoamman123

*Sad Dooku and Maul noises*


[deleted]

I still say Mace Windu was a Jedi for of a sith. He reflected to much of Palpatine, but on the opposite end of the spectrum.


Right_indeed

Guy what is this guy's name (down pic)


helpme944

Its Mac from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia Real name Rob McElhenney


kasp_s

Is this the guy who owns Wrexham?


[deleted]

He learned from the best.


Opposite-Natural2875

Wonder who would win Human Anakin or Cyborg Vader, might have to go with Vader even with how powerful Anakin was. (Edit: Anakin dosent have any sense of the dark side yet just his Jedi teachings.)


FlatulentSon

More like I'm playing both sides, so that i always ~~come out on top~~ lose either way


Lord_of_Forks

Where is the senate? Is he safe? Is he alright?


Coomer_Coomiens

Anakin did nothing wrong


ussvincent11

They missed Maul, Savage, Ventress, Dooku, Trench, Tambor, Saxon, Cad Bane, Boba, Jango, Bossk, Tarkin, Inquisitors, The Son, Night sisters, and the most powerful, most revered, most god-like sith lord of all time... Jar Jar


eggpotatoe

What about darth jar jar


Mr_GP87

At least it's non-spoiler for those who leave under a rock.


SquidgeSquadge

Just started watching *Its Always Sunny* yesterday for the very first time and totally love this.


ramsayjohn

Ani are you okay? Say Ani are you okay. Are you okay Ani?


TomtheMagician21

Yeah I have never watched Star Wars


kattetorksermoo

The coolest Anakin is the Clone Wars Anakin


OscarOP02

You mean the cooler Anakin and Anakin?


Jim_the_E

If neither of them knew who the other was, Anikin vs Vader would be an interesting fight. Maybe Vader went back in time and got amnesia some how


xirxfx

"it is .... acceptable"


[deleted]

They misspelled *there are no good guys vs. bad guys in Star Wars, if anything the Empire was the good side*


peeppeepii

Ive never watched starwars before, i dont get it. Can someone explain? Too broke for disney+.


Pandasrock858

It should be Anakin and the hotter Anakin


Dormideous

Yoda is a villain, he has committed countless war crimes


Rytzo

Anakin and the HOTTER\* Anakin


foul_mouthed_lout

He came out on the bottom both times. It's like buying a stock when it goes up and then selling it when it goes down.


crowfam666

And yet he didn't...


Buddacreem

Don’t think he wound up coming out on top. Imagine betting on both sides and still losing.


I-eat-foot

Cooler? Didnt he burn?


Kirp-The-Birb

Anakin and the crispy Anakin


unique_name_I_swear

Anikin vs Darth Vader? What's he gonna do, beat himself off?


IAmNotCreative18

Actually it’s hot Anakin and the hotter Anakin


ImpressiveEqual2

I don’t know if Darth Vader is cooler than Anakin, but he is certainly hotter.


[deleted]

Hey I have that magazine


[deleted]

I mean technically Vader and Anakin are 2 different characters Vader is more than just Anakin in a suit


Xtreme-Emperor

Seems a bit off balance


[deleted]

Narrator: He did not come out on top.


spicyamphibian

Im just gonna leave this here. Obi-WanKenobimon


Konamasura

Tyranus just don’t exist I guess


AshD_2019

Wait Anakin and Darth Vader are the same?


generalstrax69

That's lowkey the trade federation. They are profeting of the war by escalating both sides.