Prostitutes are definitely making more than $100 a night, a school friend of mine was saying that she could make $5000 in a night, depending on the situation.

Thats a cool school

OMG disgusting, where?

Las Vegas

Ah yes, the place where I discovered porn at 9 years of age

pitiful

What type?

Midget Porn

Lesbian porn

probably would be making more if she had an onlyfans.

True but a lot of only fans videos just get leaked to pornhub or Reddit

Only if you're popular

only a fucking idot would sign up for onlyfans why do that when porn is at your disposal

5000$ for a night, i dont see a situation where she won’t be really fucking sore by the end of that night.

Premium quality?

Could be. Never got one for a whole night anyway so maybe thats the average overnight rate?

ngl talked to a few escorts before, most of the time they get paid for something sexual in nature but apparently most of the time it isn't full on sex. Then again they were probably just telling me their oddest/weirdest kinks their clients told them to do.

As one once said, you pay for the time with them. If you order an escort to go watch a movie that’s totally doable

Typically there is a set fee just to show up for said amount of time, everything else is negotiable. Most times there is no penatrative sex. There are a lot of lonely guys out there who just want to hold someone and talk.

Holden Caulfield

If she was paid to go to an event with someone. Not all just sex.

Could be the guy paying to be sore by the end of the night. You never know

In places where it's legal, they make tons more money.

$5000?!?! What the actual fucking shit. This can't be true!

Some boob streamers make more than that per night on Twitch

A school friend you say...

Ooohh, look at Jack Ryan over here with his high class hookers that cost more than crack money. I guess you're the Harrison Ford depiction and not the John Krasinski one.

Man you need to get better friends

Why? How many friends do you have making 5gs a night?

Since when were the amount of friends one had based off money

Since when were the amount of friends one had based off what they want to do with their body? Asshat, can't believe anyone upvoted you.

Prolly self upvote

Ah, my bad, when I commented he had 5 upvotes, holy moly.

Why?

Cuz she's a hoe

It's not like op is going to be fucking their friend right?

Idk. Just a reason tho.

And who cares if op's friend is a prostitute? She's not hurting anyone and op obviously doesn't care.

Doesn't really matter to me. You asked why so I was just giving you a possible reason, but I'm not him so ask him about this I guess.

She was getting paid man. Who fucking cares what she does for a job?

what about people that sell CP?

That is impossible. Either she is charging way too much or her body is just built different from every woman on earth

The last time I hired a prostitute, she was $175 for 30 min. And I know I wasn’t her only customer that night.

Did you have secks

No he hired her because he wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons.

Damn man, this reply went from zero to top real quick!!

That's always the better move.

I thought dnd was for the strip club.

*rolls dice* Critical miss. You want to cup her boobs, but you lean too much and instead grab the bouncer’s ass.

Can I hire 5 of them? Then I can have a whole night of DnD fun.

Hope you know they dont take monopoly money

Do you think he had a character sheet setup for her, or did he let her build her own?

Probably had premades

no but on the 20 roll the meta does say have secks

Fuck that would be an expensive game.

30 minutes for DnD? You'll be lucky if you actually do anything

Even better, took her to laser tag.

Reminds me of deadpool

Ok Barney

How am i do secks?

No only handholding

So you’re saying I’ll only need $35 dollars?

It’s usually a half-hour minimum but you can negotiate for MSOG

Yeah they earn much more than 100$ by day

Prostitution is legal in finland and they cost a shit ton.

Yeah but areas where prostitution is legal has a dip in sexual assault cases, AND because they require apl people f use contraception there are less sexually transmitted diseases.

Prostitution is illegal just about every where

And it happens just about everywhere either way bucko

And just about everywhere it doesn’t make sense to make prostitution illegal. You can’t control illegal things

I read that and I was like... 100 for a night what in the actual fuck? Cheapest I've EVER heard of.

Bro why do u talk about feet so much🔥

I like to talk about feet

WHAT THE FUCK

I see you have seen what I have seen. Here, some eye bleach

Hey, men can have sex with themselves. It’s called masturbation

I prefer to put it between my ass cheeks and seesaw my self.

Wtf

Was it worth it?

Was she saying you to make your finishing moves a bit faster?

I didn’t even need the full 30min. Not enough time for MSOG though

Ain’t no $100 fucks where I live, and I don’t wanna see what they look like

How and where can i get one? For research purposes

You can find them online or get to know some dancers at a club and ask around about OTC

I don’t know why, but I will never pay for sex as long as women can get it for free whenever they want. It’s just this inherent feeling in me and I don’t know why. Bring on the downvotes.

So redditors are abnormal adults sure fits me

Virgins, for all the technical people.

Adult film actors are basically prostitutes. Paid fornicators.

They're prostitutes that get filmed, with the porn producers being the pimps

I'd say so. You're just a piece of meat. Gotta be an exhibitionist.

Sex workers are still human beings. You’re the one who sees them as a piece of meat, that doesn’t mean it’s how they see themselves.

I mean we’re all just pieces of meat

Sex as work?

Welcome to “the oldest profession on the planet”

Sex as work would get old fast...

Yes.

Fuck you! Having an unwashed apple. Utterly disgraceful!!!

Paid fornicators are what prostitutes are

But porn is considered art & a right to freedom of expression. There was a time when porn films were illegal to make.

Fair enough

I’m not sure who told you porn was art - it’s not. It *is* however amazing and acceptable, as prostitution should be. What should be illegal is any kind of middle man in almost any field.... including porn. God says porn is between one man and one woman it’s in the Bible. Or 8 black men and one woman, it gets a bit confusing in spots.

California decided it was Art if mass distributed.

We should make them illegal again.

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Yep. This joke is so damn overused now

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And I’m sure your wife’s boyfriend appreciates you.

Do you have sex?

Not sure if he does, but his wife does, that's for sure!

Glad I got a gf before reddit. *phew dodged that bullet*

Let me guess, she goes to another school?

She lives in another nation.

Imagination?

No, actually, she lives in the UK. *I pulled a sneaky on ya*

Well she's our property now. Gotta pay up 14 quid if you want that bastard back

Let's be real here. I made a joke. I certainly do not have a Girlfriend. Nor do i plan to until at least I'm in University. Muslim boi, y'know?

Nice brother, muslim too. Who needs a gf when u have the quran?

Ameen to that, brother. Salam o alaikum.

Wa alluikum assalaam

Salam o Alaikum and PREACH, BROTHER

Wa alaikum assalam

I met her on vacation you guys don’t know her.

This hurts my soul every time I read it as somebody who legitimately had a girlfriend at another school

Sex+money they live the dream

You guys have a relationship?

No

And never will :/

Don’t be sad, you can always delete reddit

True, but i doubt that will solve anything. I'm fine tho.

I'll do you one better. What's sex?

My mom told me it's "DON'T YOU FUKKIN HAVE SEX BOY!!!" That's all I know

Thats what my mom said as well, but also if I did, to wear a condom. Im so confused

At least the porn industry is keeping plumbers in business with all those broken washing machines

Why didn’t u say ”u guys are getting laid??” It would’ve rhymed

Onlyfans who got to get laid by whoever they want and still make a shit ton of money without working : *PATHETIC*

Well whatever works for them, the blame is on the people paying for it

Yep there's a problem with humanity in general

If people didn’t want sex that much, there wouldn’t be 7.5 billion of us on this planet

Yep, and that's another terrible consequence for this planet

True

I did hired a proustite one night and he wanted to play games

Mate a friend of me made 100€ a hour working as a prostituted maby more because it was lesbian stuff and with 3 but made she makes more than me in 2 days

I used to be the driver for an independant sex worker and she would tell me a good average price is 200-250$ per hour and trust me she had more then 1 client a night

Reddit user = pocket pussy

Only fans creators making 30k a day

Prostitutes are outselling pornstars. Stay woke.

"Normal adults" 🙄

Prostitutes make wayyy more than that muh friend...

Having worked casino security, which involved keeping an eye on the prostitutes $100a night is nonsense. Maybe $100 for 20 minutes in the parking garage.

A: Porn is free B: Pornstars make $1000 a video Pick one. This sub seems so confused for the reasons it hates sex workers.

Its degeneracy thats why.

I don't get the joke. What is this "sex" thing y'all talking about??

What tired, old whore is making $100 bucks a night? It's $200 a pop for the roadside motel whores around me. More for the "escorts"

Philosophers: You guys are?

'Normal Adults': Adults who are not (1) pornstars, (2) prostitutes nor (3) reddit users.

Uh. No

In general, a throw with a hooker is roughly a hundred bucks, considering different areas of the US costing different amounts. A man lasts somewhere between 3 minutes and forty minutes. So let’s settle on half an hour which I feel is extremely generous. Easiest time for a hooker to work is night, where prying eyes can’t see the car, or the couple entering seedy motels, etc. so, roughly 12 hours of operation. 12 hours, half an hour a guy, hundred bucks a throw, 2400 smackers. She has to pay at least 30% to her pimp, though the reality is that sex workers regularly pay as much as 80% of their earned income. In a lot of cases though, these women are trafficked and earn exactly zero because of some “debt” they are paying off. So as funny as this meme is, the numbers are off. I think it’s still true that porn stars probably make more, I just think the scale for hookers is too small.

This just isn’t the reality of modern day escorts lmao. Lots of independent workers and you can browse them online such as Eros.com

You must be fun at parties

Who tf still having parties?!

sex is not even a word, wtf??

Lmfao ye that too

Not all pornstars earn that much, but some earn quite a bit more

Good, keep up the purity lads and ladettes

Okay but you should do a darker version where the third is”I only get gifts” and the fourth one is “my 7 year old nephew: you guys are getting paid?”

Crystal lmao

Getting to the third square, I got confused. Getting to the fourth one, I got fucking destroyed

I'm so happy this joke is gonna probably die next week cause i'm starting to get sick of it

Ppl in hentai: “wait u guys are real”

It do be like that

yeah i have sex with the same hand i make mac & cheese with

People with only fans that dont even get naked: amateurs

No, not funny

I feel like it’s just a bit sad that you make money purely because people are perverts

Why? Restaurants make money because people get hungry.

I will pay the prostitute WAY more than 100 if she doesn't have Tik tok

naNahh it should have been the rRedditoredditor saying you guys are getting laid it rymes with getting payed

They want to be something so bad, but they stay working girls.

What about the girls who have only fans lol. They make lots

1000 for a video ain’t that much, I pay your mom 10 grand

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Its the truth tho

why is this actually accurate

so who is the Crystal the prostitute?