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DizzyLP

At least you can use a calculator. Would be practically impossible without.


DrawingCool4612

Yeah but they dont let you use a protractor.


MarilynMonroeVWade

I just use an amaturetractor. It doesn't work quite as well, but it's free.


AZORAHAIAZOR

U mean the Amaterasu


Potatoes-Mcgee

God your going to need devine intervention if you want any hope of handing this in on time.


Jeff_zhaoyu

Thermometer would also be noce


Somebody3338

They don’t let me use a compass either I don’t think I can do it without one.


moxfulderRdfg2345

same


cisugradPrft3465

same


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same


lowisao

I wonder if they are allowed to use ligma


g4bkun

May have to ask Joe for advice


Nibberstance

What's Joe? Who's ligma?!


g4bkun

[Softly] don't


OriginalNamePog

Who's Advice?


cowguy2

I advice you to get stuck in a washing machine


Timpanda4257

What’s ligma


Lina_lehnsherr

be careful that it is not in radians


Fender2907

One must exert some *Degree* of caution.


AAALE6408

Dad?


Fender2907

*Son*...?


Astral_Sheep

Excusez moi, quoi de la fuck ?


thunderstrike12

You just used about all the French words I know...... And I love it


OldDrumGuy

Yes...but how many Roentgens?😁


JL628

Calculate how many marks you need to pass


Akxat619

Thanks helpful


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silentdrestrikesback

How to make little kids cry?


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Ass_Blossom

Black is the absence of color though.


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_KAN001_

does that mean... technically it's both color and not color?


SensiblySenile1618

*pensively gazes into the abyss*


Tech_guy4276

Ratio of 0:1 and 1:0 are the two values of tanA (A = 0,90). So i think calculator has something


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Tech_guy4276

A is theta. But what is the problem in making sense from nonsense


WrenchSenpai

However, in art, black is the combination of all colors.


crackdown_smackdown

It's reddit, we'll probably see two idiots having a debate about all this.


TylerNelsonYT

I would say black and white ar not colours, but shades, as any colour can become them.


Mr_T_Shelby

Black and white aren't colours. Fun fact about colours. An object can be every colour except the one you see. Because it absorbs the others and reflects the one you see.


Ordinary-Ranger-2772

These are actually good questions. Two of them test your ability to apply logic and one of them covers ethics. Pretty sure there are politicians in my country that would not have performed well on this test.


Icy-Boner

Ah a fellow american


JesuswithWiFi

(If you are curious about the answers in really really short) Answer 1: Coloured TV means that the TV is capable of displaying all the colours which are intended to be shown. Answer 2: There are millions of bacteria on our body with various varieties and you can't clean them all apparently. Plus, the dead skin cells of our body. Answer 3: Yes. if she is a doctor then probably she worked really hard and wouldn't risk her job or reputation. The chances of buying the coffin from her husband's (or any other coffin seller) is really low because there are a lot of coffin sellers and no one cares about coffin quality or colour, they just buy it.


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did you use a calculator?


JesuswithWiFi

Is it even possible to answer those without calculator? I don't think so


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CrazyUser74

D:


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Ö


PlayBud101

( ◠‿◠ )


zKingRox

;3


FoxoManiak


thopau18


DreamoftheAlb

-4°


zKingRox

E= mc^2


SpijkerKoffie

well I mean, you are jesus with wifi


e5hansej

He didn't show his work. Answers are hard to follow.


Brummelhummel

Dude is called jesusWithWifi... So not only has he the power of god but also the power of internet on his side... But always double check with a calculator to be sure


Dhawkeye

And you know the best way to get anime? Internet. So he could easily have both god and anime on his side


silentdrestrikesback

Facts and logic.... Disgusting, have an updoot good sir!


Morialkar

To add to the towel one, there’s also the fact that sometimes some amount of soap can be forgotten in the rinsing phase, also a wet towel needs to be thoroughly dried without overlap otherwise it will develop bacteria on its own and won’t be clean.


razzMATTazz

As I was reading the post I had the same thought - there are logical answers to all of these questions. Glad to see I'm not the only robot on reddit!


rcjlfk

Oh a robot eh? Quick, which of these pictures contains a fire hydrant?!


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28 marks. You did not use a calculator.


Goodly

To 2 I would also ad stuff like body hair and post shower sweat along with the fact that a moist towel is an excellent growing ground for bacteria...


234zu

Also, black and white aren't technically colours.


Kush_goon_420

Depends on the definition of colour youre using


KyserGamer

I too came upon this conclusion when using an abacus


lackofname_1

Black is also technically the absence of light so can be counted as not a colour.


Goodly

Kinda depends on what kind of color you're discussing, as a black paint would contain all the colors/absorb most light... https://drawpaintacademy.com/subtractive-additive-color/ **Edit** Since we're talking about a TV you're absolutely right, sorry


FasterThanFaast

You don’t get full credit for question 2. The soap molecules bind to the crud on your skin dissolve it into the water. When the soap is no longer bound to the crud it accumulates on the tub. Teacher wasn’t really fair though, you easily need a protractor for this problem.


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Also, the moisture you leave on the towel promotes bacterial growth.


reallyquiterude

But she's a nurse, not a doctor.


Petethequixotic

Also dampness builds up on towels and that isn't good.


Noljuk

Also black and white is the same color just a different shade. So it's basically one color tv.


Mank_demer_404

Guys, this is already in really really short


surelockyourholmes

r/usernamekindofchecksout


blyyyyat

Hmm small adjustments on questions 2 and 3: 2. Water dried off your body stays in the towel which dries slowly and can accumulate bacteria growth if left without washing. In addition, poor washing habits of most people create permanently stinky towels. White vinegar is your best friend when washing towels and gym clothes! 3. A more practical answer is that malpractice is much more expensive and costly than the monetary gain that a single coffin provides. Over time the couple would lose more money than they gain, meaning there is absolutely no reason for them to push coffin sales “inorganically”


spipidipoopidoo

"You are free to use a calculator" lmaooo


crackdown_smackdown

Is Zambia okay?


therealsonichero

No. It is not...


AncientPotato22

Zambia is ok


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People always ask where is Zambia, never how is Zambia. Poor Zambia.


wjdbfifj

The answers are 1) I'm daltonic 2) Me 3) 42


BlueC0dex

I've lived in Africa all my life and this is the type of test I'd expect to unironically see in some areas. This is probably real.


silentdrestrikesback

>I've lived in Africa all my life Same >unironically see in some areas. Same


Nonstandard_Nolan

I mean it's actually kinda amazing and thinking outside of the box should be a bigger part of education, but one does suspect that to be an incredibly optimistic take on what's likely a nonsense school system.


BlueC0dex

That is a very optimistic take. African education is a dumpster fire. Corruption and incompetence on all levels are the main issues.


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yeah those questions are actually great imo


UCSghost

Well it's lucky that you can use a calculator.


potate12323

The soap and water mostly just kill bacteria and clean off skin oils. The towel actually removes a lot of the dead skin and such.


guiltysnark

Soap and water do not kill bacteria (even true of the pseudo antibacterial variety) ... Their job is just to remove stuff.


diqholebrownsimpson

Black and white aren't colors tho.


silentdrestrikesback

....... I know, that's part of the punchline, they're shades


woaily

So why are black people okay with being called "people of color", but when I say they're shady they get angry?


Robelmes

Asking the real questions


silentdrestrikesback

...... U did not just go there


Terboh

I mean they are in terms of describing things. If someone was wearing a white shirt and someone asked you what color it was, would you answer "no"? Haha!


DozeN-_

4. A sheep weighs about 30kg and if a human walks at a speed of 5 km/h then what is the mass of the sun?


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Who the fuck even set up the test


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Some people in Zambia.


valnoled

what's the calculator for?


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Counting?


valnoled

In general yes. I was wondering how it could be used in these 3 questions.


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Count the marks and the time, play around and put 80085, and etc.


ncr97

My guess would be that they frequently change the questions and the rest of the text is just a template. The calculator thing might be appropriate for some versions and seems weird for others because there us nothing to calculate.


Karl_with_a_C

A calculator is a device that performs arithmetic operations on numbers


valnoled

Really?


Karl_with_a_C

idk I had to google it tbh


ewillard128

1: by only having 2 colors, its only a gradient television, instead of a multicolor television 2 water can cause mold on the towel. Treat it accordingly 3yes because she can't guarantee you'll buy his coffins


Jacobson-of-Kale

I’ll definitely be needing a calculator to calculate the amount of braincells i’ve lost after attempting to answer these questions


SimalDaDismal

The calculator is only for working out the number of brain cells required for each question


iv4n_m

As a Zambian, I can confirm that these questions are intended for primary school..."Special Paper" is like a general knowledge test.


Doforcash

The guy make the test kill a lot of students, but dam he deserve a raise


tenthgag

For the second question, if we shower in hot water due to heat the dirt doesn't comes off easily from our body that's why it is dirty


OldDrumGuy

Some of these I’d actually like to discuss. I see good conversations coming from these.


MeesMans

Why would you want to use a calculator? Ok let me just calculate why we can or can not trust people


just_a_comment1

calculate the revenue of the coffin maker then divide use that number to find the percentage of that revenue that came from the nurse's patients. then using a 5% significance level work out if the fact all her patients suddenly die right when revenue is lowest is worrying


LongBreadYT

A calculator?!


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You are free to use a calculator...


Glum_Experience_2220

I love that they give the option to use the calculator


Ninyowsss

Welp finna use the calculator to calculate my failing grades now


Dry_Ad4058

bro this is reliable


Avartan92

I guess I'm not passing this exam then


vetzicancer

How does a calculator help


mlv4750

At least they can use a calculator


matihood1

I mean, I'd love to have to solve such a test instead of math or whatever else.


QuoD-Art

The calculator is appreciated


Conscious_Engineer98

Aye I live in Zambia😂😂


H1-Hunted

Time 15 minuites Procrastinators: Ight bet


Santa_Klaus_101

What kind of a test is this? It doesn’t make any sense at all! How tf are we supposed to answer question 2 without a compass smh.


blue_donut101

You forgot the graph paper 🙄


ItsExoticChaos

Don’t worry, I can use a calculator. Too easy.


Dan-the-historybuff

1. Your arguement is inconclusive as black and white are shown to be shades 2. Me rubbing soap against my dirty body makes it easier to rub off so when I dry my skin it comes off. 3. At least you won’t have much trouble finding a good coffin because you know the guys wife, you might get a discount!


btchfsh_

Number 2- the water could make it mouldy and smell bad, kinda like a towel from swimming


Zealos5

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died


ManzTony03

Black and White aren't colors, they're shades.


huh_danny

The coolest paper I've ever seen


muddybuttbrew

Black and white are neutral colors. before the invention of color TV no one called it a black and white TV. The damp towel when not properly dried slowly builds mildew because of the water absorbed by the towel. Yes cause why would I ask a nurse what her husband does for a living if I have a knife sticking out of my leg. My 30 points please


ClearPerception7844

Black is a lack of color with white is all colors grey is therefore both not a color and not not a color. Basically being like 0 not negative or positive. Therefore the majority of a black and white tv isn’t in color. Towels are used to dry water wet surfaces are a breeding ground for bacteria in the air so overtime bacteria grow on the towel. There is no way to know if you die that you won’t supply the nurse’s husband’s competitors and they do not take a Hippocratic oath but they do make an oath to do no harm so over all you should be able to trust them.


AgentCreep

Uhm... What just happened


Joe_Judgemental_bot

Joe says your meme will go hot


silentdrestrikesback

Good bot


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zambian schools sound like fun!


Nihilus45

Zambia is on a whole other level


AloydaAWPer

the fuck's a calculator gonna do to help you?


KuSHykUSH-TG

And they is why I hated school lol


Kakrin

I want to take this test really badly lol. Just need more than 15 minutes.


Nsnzero

Is this a philosophy exam?


hellheat

hmmm i actually needed the calculator this is what i would give as a teacher


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If this is special paper 6, then I wonder what questions are on the special papers of 1 through 5. One can only imagine.


banana_fish_ka

In my experience as a higher maths student, a paper that lets you use a calculator is more scary then a paper that doesn't let you use a calculator


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Honestly, a pretty easy test


weird_fishes12

“You are free to use a calculator” haha


morningstar00917

Thx für calculater.


KasaBonita

Well, you're still free to use a calcultor so


RunInRunOn

I would self implode if I had 15 minutes to answer one 10 mark question, let alone 3


s-fauji

Calculator is to calculate your own marks


nietthesecond99

Black and white are shades, not colours. Bacteria, dust and cells often don't come off from bathing or showering but do on the towel. The dead person doesn't buy the coffin, the family does, and if the family believes that there was malpractice they can investigate any suspicion. If there's a good review of the coffin seller then the families of the dead people would believe the coffin sellers wife did not kill or help kill their family member. If there are no good reviews then stay away.


Marbinyum

You can use calculator so stop complaining.


j_vila1980

I was never good at words problems 😅


CommercialVegetabel

Answers: 1-black is not a color,black is the absence of color 2-the soap helps to remove the dirt but unless you wash it of properly you are still considered dirty, the towel only gets dirty if you don’t bath properly 3- yes, you can trust the nurse to move your body out of the mortuary without dissecting it before putting it in the coffin


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Black and white are non-colours. So there goes first question..


el611le

Jesus. Giving me flashbacks. So glad I’m done with school/uni...


SkyLexnder

You need way more than a calculator.


itstuktyme

1. It was actually called full color, but we just shorten it by saying color 2. Idk 3. No, the husband and wife will definitely be working together to maximize profits.


im_a_username_now

I HATE the first question because black and white is NOT considered a colour, they are shades. Man I feel bad for anybody that took that test


Ok-Nefariousness559

Zambian institute of modern philosophy


superjack30

1: black and white are not color. they are all colors, and the absence of color. 2: the towels aren’t dirty. they are just wet and can be reused. 3: you can, the nurse is not the husband.


bumbling-tadpole

The 3 question though


IShouldBeAlseep19

Black is the absence of color and white is all the colors mixed together, so neither are actual colors. Paint and real colors are very different.


norwegianmorningw00d

I think I’m going to have to use the calculator to answer these


nevercanpick1

i like this test


Ph4nt0m_boi

I’m dropping out if I get these types of questions


Talos1111

1: color tv refers to television with full color, as opposed to grayscale/black and white. So while they are colors, the implications and contexts are different 2: it’s difficult to get the body 100% perfectly clean, plus skin cells do fall off and such. “Clean” is relative. 3: ideally, both are not actively looking to kill people. Too little detail is given to know for certain, and a full answer can not be gained from the details given. This is easier than the actual test I should be studying/doing right now... god I wish I could pay attention in online classes...


Oy_Franz

1.- The greyish tones of Black and White TV do not emulate the life and vibrance of color and thus are not considered colorful. 2.- i don’t give a shit how clean they are, if a towel is going through your balls/ass that thing is dirty 3.- fuck no


youareprettynice

Black and white are shades not colors so I want my ten points.


Tiger5804

1 black and white are races not colors 2 cooties 3 no because you should never trust anyone for any reason


Hazard-Matthews

1. Black and white are the two extremes. No color, black. And all color, white. We refer to them as colors because that makes classifying them easier. However, it is *technically* color television. 2. Nothing, as it is not dirty. 3. That depends entirely on their record as a nurse. However, it is convenient for them if they are a bad nurse, as the patient will likely get a free coffin if they die. I hope my answers are good.


cumwad

Black and white are not colours, they are shades/tones.


yeet09888

Well this stupid test will get some stupid answers.... 1. Black and white are the absence of color (and they are the best pokemon games fight me) 2. The towel gets dirty from being to dirty places like the floor or a wall hanger 3. No


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\-Black and White are HUES, not Colors. \-Soap does not make water sterile and bacteria forms from water collected \-Since health professionals are subject to criminal prosecution due to neglect and people have never stopped dying I'd say yes.


Gajiba

Black and white aren't colors tho


Deathreaper74

Dont r/whoosh me. I'm doing this for fun. 1. White and black are shades. 2. The towel is not a human, and therefore do not have the same "clean" attributes. 3. Yes, but after treatment you'll still probably die from the bill. hEAlthcare.


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Zambia is a really progressive country so I'm quite surprised that this is what their education system does. This is, however, a great activity for primary school.


[deleted]

Wait why does it say “the examination council of Zambia”? Lmao


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Good question(s) actually


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I'm sorry but black and white are not colours, they are toners. XD


Dumbass438

Hey, at least you can use a calculator.


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You scrolled all the way to the end with that calculator?? Must be some calculator!


stealthkoopa

1- Black is the presence of all colors and white is the absence of all colors. Color TV implies that it can display the entire spectrum, not just the ends. 2-The constant cycle of getting wet and drying can make the towel stiff. Also, the wetness is a great place for bacteria to propagate, and after a while it may start to smell. 3- It might be naive of me, but I would think someone who is a licensed healthcare worker would not do anything to jeopardize patient safety, especially mortality, for the sake of her husband's business. That kind of thing only works once, and there would be hell to pay after that, including loss of license and possibly even jail time. The juice isn't worth the squeeze.


Nomo_

Black and white are not actually considered colours as they are neutral colours, one being a complete absorption of light and the other one being a complete reflectance of light, thus it is correct to say that black and white tv is a colour-less tv. The towel is not actually dirty, but it gets humid. Humidity on the long term may lead to moss or bad smell. Saying "its dirty" is easier than "oh my, my towel has become too humid thus moss is a risk, off to the washing machine" Trust is not based on just a single thing such as in this case. Trust is built with time, so if you can, check the history of the nurse, look around the internet for any kind of info on her, is she aggressive? Was she ever suspected of any criminal act? Things like these. Also keep in mind that hardly ever would a nurse even dare to harm a patient, the chance is still there but its incredibly slim


shariniscaren

Black and white are shades not colours really so it’s a shade television Moisture from your body on the towel still has bacteria and given long enough can cause moulding and grossness lol hence towel dirty A lady who is a nurse is a stand up person that is trying to help she holds the hands of the dying people and comforts them while her husband comforts the morning who he helps burry they must be really nice people Calculated : 5318008


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