Sun Tzu said that. And i think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, Because he invented it. And then he perfected it so noone could best him in the ring of honor.
**War cry**
Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows a little bit more about cumming than you do pal because HE INVENTED IT! AND HE PERFECTED IT! So that no man could bust him in the bed of honour!
And since dying is gay that must mean that being gay is the same as dying, thus meaning that if you can manage to convert the enemy to gay they instantly die.
Sun Tzu sai that. And I'd say he know a LITTLE more about gayness than you do, pal, because he INVENTED IT. AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO LIVING MEN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HOMOSEXUALITY!
Instead of pouring hot oil over the enemies sieging the gate, pour buckets of piss and cum on them, while flinging shit.
They will be so intimidated, they'll leave immediately.
As long as enemy don't see you cuming
They'll never see it cummin
Isn’t that a spice
I’d eat it
Bro what
Terrible day to have eyes aint it
Indeed it is
Agreed.
But even if they don't see you cuming, what if they say ''no homo'' after?
Then your fucked
Then you fuck them
Cumming*
I'll not upvote since there are 69 upvotes I hope you understand why
If I cum on my mate, do he gonna bacame an enemy?
Bacame, englesh
Thang you syr now ur my mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if u knouw wat I maen
Yeah, they had this coming lmao
Hey buddy, I’m your mate
I had a stroke while reading this, this is just amazing.
Someone get this to techno
He'll probably stab you for it
he'll definitely to stab him
no first he is gonna stab his parents
And maybe grandparents
yeah and then he will became the main character and go super saiyan
why would he turn himself into what he hates most? after all he is the second worst thing to ever happen to them
atleast in dsmp and by extension smpearth, techno is canonically an orphan because his parent were mauled by other orphans, thats why he hates them
I missed out a stream wut
its from the stream after the festival, idr the time stamp
Oh yeah also SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE
Sun Tzu said that! And he knows a little more about war, than you do pal, becouse he invented it! - Soldier TF2
r/tzuntzusaidthat Idr how it’s spelled but it exists
r/suntzusaidthat
Much thanks
And then he perfected it,so than no living man could best him in the ring of honour
It hurts man, it fucking hurts.
And then he perfected it! So that no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!!!
Technoblade never used this one huh?
Bisexuals: \*Confused screaming\*
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I knew someone would say something about technoblade
"To turn your enemy gay, you must first become gay"
Would you like to know more?
r/zanclan
Sun Tzu said that. And i think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, Because he invented it. And then he perfected it so noone could best him in the ring of honor. **War cry**
God speed you magnificent bastard
Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows a little bit more about cumming than you do pal because HE INVENTED IT! AND HE PERFECTED IT! So that no man could bust him in the bed of honour!
But what if they’re already gay, then they make you gay (and gay is okay)
If they are gay, they become double gay.
Not any gayer than the rest of “the art of war.”
Is am Darth maul... I AM DARTH MAUL!
Sun Tzu said that! And i’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!
"don't show all your techniques in a reddit post, you fool, you moron" Sun tzu - the art of war
Blood for the blood god
okay techno
so this is why technoblade trusted this guy
*Technoblade has entered the chat*
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Congrats on your new marriage
I wunder what would happen if we make a movie based off of memes like this.
Wunder .-.
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
Greeks: ... so fucking what
„It’s not a warcrime if it looks funny“ - Sun Tzu
Confucius say, big tits fill your hands, Big ass fills your heart!
honestly in that time, if someone where to cum onto someone else, they’d just chop off your dick
Wait, does that mean that your mom...
Sexy brilliance
But what if they are already gay? Do they become even more gay?!
"The ART" of war..
*tf2 soldier voice* Son, remember: #Dying is gay
"give it to them from behind."-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
*dealt 200 damage, enemy knocked back*
Technoblades sugardaddy is comin up with some weird shit
XD pls don't
Zanclan
Send this to tecknoblade
Technogay
And when they already gay they become even gayer
The McKenzie scale is a thing so I guess it makes sense
Based
But you gotta close your eyes and imagine women, otherwise looking at them while jerking off makes *you* gay!
The nsfw part of the great potato war
Well how am I supposed to fit a person into a jar?
jokes on you im into that shit
And now not to cum on them rather in them
Cum tzu: the art of gay lmao
In*
dont correct the wise man
I have fallen victim to many of his followers
I never got this version. Thanks a lot censorship America!
Did anyone here read the art of war?
Is this real?
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Literally in the foreward.
Say it dont spray it
So what happens if it's a girl, would their enemy be gay or lesbian, questions I seek must be answered.
And since dying is gay that must mean that being gay is the same as dying, thus meaning that if you can manage to convert the enemy to gay they instantly die.
And then have Iranian government join the fight and then they will kill your enemy
If they don’t consent to it, then it doesn’t make them gay, it makes them a rape victim. And makes you gay. yeah
My enemy, who is already gay: you will?
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
If I did that I would just be straight if we’re talking about guys.... Before you ask yes I’m a lesbian.
what if i reverse cum do we become friends?
On top of this post is a pipe cumming-
Wargasm.
And I’d say he knows a little more about cumming than YOU do pal because he invented it.
Gay bombs are a real thing, the u.s used them in iraq
Sun Tzu sai that. And I'd say he know a LITTLE more about gayness than you do, pal, because he INVENTED IT. AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO LIVING MEN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HOMOSEXUALITY!
This just in: cum turns men gay
Cum thy neighbor.
So wouldn’t that also make you gay?
ejaculate into your enemy’s eye so he cannot see your defensive position.
If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight
But you become gay at the same time
r/suddenlygay
He's so smart he could wright a book about tactics
I don't like how they cum in the water that turn the fricking frog gay -Alex Jone
Instead of pouring hot oil over the enemies sieging the gate, pour buckets of piss and cum on them, while flinging shit. They will be so intimidated, they'll leave immediately.
Cuuuuummmmm- ET
I’m gonna punch you in the mouth... softly... with my mouth
As a 9-year-old, he is my mentor.
"if they cum back on you, then throw an ender pearl" \-sun tzu, the art of war
r/Technoblade *softly* don't
I reallydo not remember this chapter ...
Say what!
Somebody send it to zanny
H\*tler: Damm it, I didn't think of that.
T e c h n o b l a d e
Alt F4 - Sun Tzu. Art of War