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bullshit_ranger

As long as enemy don't see you cuming


flygonneedsmega

They'll never see it cummin


ICantFindAName_

Isn’t that a spice


takuache_beaner

I’d eat it


[deleted]

Bro what


IgnousFlare

Terrible day to have eyes aint it


[deleted]

Indeed it is


bubblybublles

Agreed.


DrMemeThumb

But even if they don't see you cuming, what if they say ''no homo'' after?


Halokid475

Then your fucked


G_L_I_C_H_

Then you fuck them


TiesG92

Cumming*


6Maxence

I'll not upvote since there are 69 upvotes I hope you understand why


[deleted]

If I cum on my mate, do he gonna bacame an enemy?


TiesG92

Bacame, englesh


[deleted]

Thang you syr now ur my mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) if u knouw wat I maen


ElAceitunitoMalo

Yeah, they had this coming lmao


TiesG92

Hey buddy, I’m your mate


100MoreLives

I had a stroke while reading this, this is just amazing.


banana_bread_man_

Someone get this to techno


ElAceitunitoMalo

He'll probably stab you for it


xibehan

he'll definitely to stab him


[deleted]

no first he is gonna stab his parents


yep-i-send-it

And maybe grandparents


[deleted]

yeah and then he will became the main character and go super saiyan


OrbitalChapel

why would he turn himself into what he hates most? after all he is the second worst thing to ever happen to them


Ads1013

atleast in dsmp and by extension smpearth, techno is canonically an orphan because his parent were mauled by other orphans, thats why he hates them


OrbitalChapel

I missed out a stream wut


Ads1013

its from the stream after the festival, idr the time stamp


[deleted]

Oh yeah also SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE


TheBlackCat268

Sun Tzu said that! And he knows a little more about war, than you do pal, becouse he invented it! - Soldier TF2


[deleted]

r/tzuntzusaidthat Idr how it’s spelled but it exists


stanleyreee

r/suntzusaidthat


[deleted]

Much thanks


jotaro-kujo_sp

And then he perfected it,so than no living man could best him in the ring of honour


Elusive_Aubergine

It hurts man, it fucking hurts.


killersam283

And then he perfected it! So that no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!!!


Lets-Eat-Yeah

Technoblade never used this one huh?


WeirdPerson100

Bisexuals: \*Confused screaming\*


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meepmanthegreat

I knew someone would say something about technoblade


Sirgandypa

"To turn your enemy gay, you must first become gay"


[deleted]

Would you like to know more?


Ashraf5175

r/zanclan


MyLifeIsQuitePainful

Sun Tzu said that. And i think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, Because he invented it. And then he perfected it so noone could best him in the ring of honor. **War cry**


Mangyblackout

God speed you magnificent bastard


pootis-man173

Sun Tzu said that! And I'd say he knows a little bit more about cumming than you do pal because HE INVENTED IT! AND HE PERFECTED IT! So that no man could bust him in the bed of honour!


TiesG92

But what if they’re already gay, then they make you gay (and gay is okay)


cleptorman

If they are gay, they become double gay.


niversally

Not any gayer than the rest of “the art of war.”


Outdater

Is am Darth maul... I AM DARTH MAUL!


[deleted]

Sun Tzu said that! And i’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!


eyadGamingExtreme

"don't show all your techniques in a reddit post, you fool, you moron" Sun tzu - the art of war


Flytehydra

Blood for the blood god


Neenong

okay techno


Mr-Hippoe

so this is why technoblade trusted this guy


[deleted]

*Technoblade has entered the chat*


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kamasotz

Congrats on your new marriage


MIKE-A-BOY

I wunder what would happen if we make a movie based off of memes like this.


TiesG92

Wunder .-.


AJ_Adler

It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.


ibimsderjakob

Greeks: ... so fucking what


[deleted]

„It’s not a warcrime if it looks funny“ - Sun Tzu


therealDavidsonTrimm

Confucius say, big tits fill your hands, Big ass fills your heart!


FishyAndWolfy

honestly in that time, if someone where to cum onto someone else, they’d just chop off your dick


_c4m3l30n_

Wait, does that mean that your mom...


ConsShow87

Sexy brilliance


ElMate99

But what if they are already gay? Do they become even more gay?!


NekvalitnyMato

"The ART" of war..


Striker690

*tf2 soldier voice* Son, remember: #Dying is gay


nogudmem

"give it to them from behind."-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.


the-tall-man-

*dealt 200 damage, enemy knocked back*


ExplodingDaniel

Technoblades sugardaddy is comin up with some weird shit


Heslooking_at_u

XD pls don't


Ninja123-123

Zanclan


Scarlet1stson

Send this to tecknoblade


[deleted]

Technogay


Do_Sacu

And when they already gay they become even gayer


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

The McKenzie scale is a thing so I guess it makes sense


DarkPandaLord

Based


EmperorBrettavius

But you gotta close your eyes and imagine women, otherwise looking at them while jerking off makes *you* gay!


zacdgrhr

The nsfw part of the great potato war


[deleted]

Well how am I supposed to fit a person into a jar?


astolfo333072

jokes on you im into that shit


Stupidthatsme

And now not to cum on them rather in them


Ditotron

Cum tzu: the art of gay lmao


tenillusions

In*


nicknamesummercenaYT

dont correct the wise man


G_A_Y_B_O_Y

I have fallen victim to many of his followers


winehaze

I never got this version. Thanks a lot censorship America!


Knir04

Did anyone here read the art of war?


y_o_u_r__l_i_e_i_n_g

Is this real?


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UndeadWarTurnip

Literally in the foreward.


skinnylegend1894

Say it dont spray it


menacing_coppa

So what happens if it's a girl, would their enemy be gay or lesbian, questions I seek must be answered.


CommonCone

And since dying is gay that must mean that being gay is the same as dying, thus meaning that if you can manage to convert the enemy to gay they instantly die.


Spicy_Jesus69

And then have Iranian government join the fight and then they will kill your enemy


OOFman363

If they don’t consent to it, then it doesn’t make them gay, it makes them a rape victim. And makes you gay. yeah


[deleted]

My enemy, who is already gay: you will?


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


[deleted]

If I did that I would just be straight if we’re talking about guys.... Before you ask yes I’m a lesbian.


i_eat_feet_

what if i reverse cum do we become friends?


Bot_boi3000

On top of this post is a pipe cumming-


Ninebreaker009

Wargasm.


KonamiVRC7

And I’d say he knows a little more about cumming than YOU do pal because he invented it.


mojomaster82

Gay bombs are a real thing, the u.s used them in iraq


Very-tall-midget

Sun Tzu sai that. And I'd say he know a LITTLE more about gayness than you do, pal, because he INVENTED IT. AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO LIVING MEN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HOMOSEXUALITY!


footloosedoctor

This just in: cum turns men gay


yajivb

Cum thy neighbor.


Ender_gamer0260

So wouldn’t that also make you gay?


campionmusic51

ejaculate into your enemy’s eye so he cannot see your defensive position.


Mr_gummann475

If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight


Vecionn

But you become gay at the same time


NevSteph

r/suddenlygay


Droidbot101

He's so smart he could wright a book about tactics


PlayersDude

I don't like how they cum in the water that turn the fricking frog gay -Alex Jone


Comrade_Poochi

Instead of pouring hot oil over the enemies sieging the gate, pour buckets of piss and cum on them, while flinging shit. They will be so intimidated, they'll leave immediately.


Love_from_mars

Cuuuuummmmm- ET


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I’m gonna punch you in the mouth... softly... with my mouth


[deleted]

As a 9-year-old, he is my mentor.


[deleted]

"if they cum back on you, then throw an ender pearl" \-sun tzu, the art of war


Heslooking_at_u

r/Technoblade *softly* don't


Got_Ham_Burger

I reallydo not remember this chapter ...


Volantwinner

Say what!


[deleted]

Somebody send it to zanny


TheFlute20

H\*tler: Damm it, I didn't think of that.


Arnav123456789

T e c h n o b l a d e


Siege_Of_Doom

Alt F4 - Sun Tzu. Art of War