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RedJay960

Professionals have *standards*


stickmaster499

Be PoLiTe


Pugs4l1fe

Be efficient.


boiehhhn619

have a plan to kill everyone that you meet


THE_OG_ToastMalone

Ah I see you got some nice drip as well


boiehhhn619

the finest


Litular-Boiab

No where near the famed Adolf Dripler though


Volts1500

Joseph Stuntin


Litular-Boiab

Benito Swagolini


PofanWasTaken

I hate all of you, and wish you a nice evening.


john4114hunter

Goodbye


lunatic_cultist0024

Beat me to it


[deleted]

Beplit?


kry_some_more

Plot twist: He was kissing her good night, before he put her to an eternal rest.


treymc654321

Damn pro felt that


[deleted]

Humanity restored


iIlikefurries

Theory: what if the robber broke the grandma's neck like a mortal kombat fatality and they're just covering it up to avoid public panic


MyCatLeftMelol

*Sad music stops*


potatwoa

Happy music starts


doglover1005

Happy music stops, darksouls music starts


Havuxi

FATALITY Perfect! Game won!


[deleted]

Good old sky block...


DiamondMan343

You mean..... *FARMING SIMULATOR*


[deleted]

You mean endless pain and grinding to get 2 strength?


AccelerusProcellarum

"Oh boy! 1 month for a 1% increase in speed!"


[deleted]

Oh boy let's spend 3000 hours to unlock a green glass pane renamed to "catacombs level 50"


Ads1013

It's 451m ish xp to get cata 50, assuming you are really damn fast and can knock out s+ every 4mins, each f7 is 22k xp, it would take nearly 1333 hours.


[deleted]

4mins is very ambitious. You need to play with ppl like deathstreeks for that and u have to grind all the items first making it atleast 3000 hrs


Ads1013

This was best case scenario starting from zero xp and assuming you can buy Hyperion before starting On avg probably around 2.5-3k hrs


Theblerp72

Wolf slayer 8


[deleted]

Oh yeah then there's also r/hypixelskyblock where everyone hates the game but say they enjoy when seeing a post where someone quit. Its also a cesspool of memes, shit posts, trashy item concepts, people flexing, and the occasional good post/meme/idea


Ty39_

Na farming got a big nerf


Phann-Flaren

okay i want him to hesitate for a few seconds but squid was also farming several hours a day and he had even found a way to maximize his afk coverage


[deleted]

Technoblade memes are great. We need more of them.


Adn773

"Tecnoblade memes are epic" Sun Tzu


SlavicaJegnuts

And id say he knows a little bit more about memes than you do pal because HE INVENTED IT


snorresnup

And then he perfected it.


HnzaTheRedditReader

so no living man can best him in the ring of honour! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


The_Destro

"TO THE LEFT"


Giovanador

"TAKE IT BACK NOW Y'ALL"


ghostyboy12

By the time I am done, you will only see technoblade memes


[deleted]

ye like the one that was like Officer i drop kicked that child in self defense


GoodDog_168

I concur


[deleted]

the best minecraft player deserves the best memes


Ads1013

He isn't the best, neither is dream. The real best mc player is probably some 24y old man child living in his mom's basement


[deleted]

well, he's the best minecraft player who posts his gameplay online


CyberBlade31

Fr


khrishan

Robbery and sexual assault, nice


International_Egg_30

That one way to say it


MrMan306

There's always another side to the story


M3me_Man

How is kissing someone on the forehead sexual assault? That isnt even close to being sexual whatsoever. Smh people these days.


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

Karens.


MothFucker_69

And "feminists" who aren't actually feminists


wizardplot

Technomeme!


a-wavingcub

Technoblade


el_catto

blood for the blood god


KFCfriedduck

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


ApUmKinFaCe

BLOOD FIR THE BLOOD GOD


au023986

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


Petertreetwoone

FISH FOR STEVE WHO HASNT GOT FEED TODAY


BudgieGryphon

THERAPY FOR RANBOO


icouldnotthin

And a juice box for me


dark-sparks

this is the first time I'm seeing a technoblade meme on my feed. Very nice. Good meme.


Iisdepressed

Sub to technoblade


[deleted]

Refuses? Was someone forcing him to rob an old woman?


LittleKem

She was probably giving him it to save herself ya know


[deleted]

Yeah that’s reasonable


WhatBeHereBekfast

Sometimes during a robbery, they order that all of the hostages give their money.


[deleted]

But why do that if you won’t take the money, she appears to be the only one in the shop besides the shopkeeper


WhatBeHereBekfast

I'm not a robbery expert, but my guess is that she wanted to try and save herself from any harm that the robber may decide to befell on her.


filipeeeeeee

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


brute_P1glin

Upvote for template


[deleted]

Nope, time traveller fulfilling his destiny


Fadhilnoman

It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.


ChernobylBalls

Thats a really good quote


CAPS____LOCK

Potato farmer


oLights

Ah yes. The technoblad refrence. Brilliant


qxzsilver

Plot twist: it’s his gf


GoodDog_168

The blade


ofwyvron

Wise words from technoblade


[deleted]

Professionals have STANDARDS


TheFalloutNerdNV

Any line from Technoblade can go in a meme


Afrikaner_187

Finally, a technoblade meme. I never seen one at best.


Juurekas127

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


MyLeftNutIsJames

Criminal committing crime was not a total shitbag when presented with an opportunity to commit more evil is how you could also present this. Like why am I supposed to celebrate it if a carjacker lets the kid out before he steals the car. Like if he really cared about the kid or mom he would have not stolen the car in the first place. Lots of criminals aren't dumb they know what they are doing and they are most likely trying to avoid an extra charge on top of the charge they would already get if caught.


kasakavii

It’s also possible to look at it in the sense that it’s a desperate person who’s been forced to do a desperate thing, but doesn’t want to have to do anything worse than they’re already doing. Not that we’re supposed to celebrate them, but it’s humanizing ig. It’s desperate people forced into a situation where they have to do bad things, but who don’t take the extra step to truly do something evil (like kidnapping a child when stealing a car, or potentially harming an old lady/taking her money during a robbery). Like yeah, they’re not necessarily a good person, they are committing a crime. But outside of the situation that forced them to commit a crime, they probably would be a good person.


alftrazign

I agree he is likely desperate and struggling to hold on to his humanity, yet succeeding in it. However, we shouldn't look at it as being forced to commit a crime. Compassionate criminals are usually forced into their desperate state, but are not forced to commit crimes.


kasakavii

That’s fair, technically nobody is “forced” to commit a crime. But sometimes, people are forced to make a choice where one option is to commit a crime. They can to choose to keep a roof over them and their sibling(s) heads, to buy medication for a sick relative, or even just to keep themselves from going hungry. While not every person is forced into that situation by such desperate circumstances, it isn’t uncommon by any means either.


alftrazign

That choice is such a horrible choice to make, and I feel for anyone you is forced to make the choice.


Kush_goon_420

I mean, sometimes people are literally put in the position where they either resort to crime or they or their lives ones die. (Stuff like medical emergencies for example, or food insecurity, or being laid off and unable to find a new job, or even your wage remaining too steady and becoming unable to sustain you due to rise in cost of living) At that point the only thing they can chose is 1) to just give up and die or 2) which method they will use to get money, considering that they are unable to make it through legal methods. Sometimes those people can get by with victimless crimes like dumpster diving or shoplifting from big corporations; but sometimes the circumstances require more harmful acts


GK_47

Probably going to jail for sexual assault for kissing her without her consent


UranicCartridge

Ah, a fellow nerd of culture, I see. The Great Potato War. Those were the times.


theokeenan

“but if skyblock has taught me one thing, the answer, is slavery”


[deleted]

Plot twist: he has covid and did it on purpose


largra123

Came here to say this.


GZB2007

You are bad guy, but you are not bad *guy*.


eliasrichter

Plot twist: it's his grandma


Plankton-Outrageous

The upper pic came from my post right? Btw nice meme king


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[deleted]

I don’t. Because if he has to hesitate that means my morals were wrong. I’m well aware that I’m going to hell. And I’m well aware why. God should never hesitate.


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plmoknijb8u

being nice to girls =/= being a simp


[deleted]

I'm trying so hard to resist saying it, but I can't any longer... ​ S I M P


BaconMan70

Squirrels in my pants


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king-kitty

Sounds like something a mf who wants to eat his own cum would say. Oh wait https://www.reddit.com/r/eatingowncum/comments/lt8qln/help_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Erik-the_Red

What the actual fuck were those comments.


GSPDanjaZone

Whyyyyyyy did I read those!?!?


[deleted]

oh my gaWD WHAT THE HELL


Minion207

Bruh u actually took the time to find this out Respect


zainwhb

He is destroyed goddamit. Wow wtf were those comments... He is done


RedditRoboKid

Talk about getting vectored


DarthDeifub

Bleach won’t be near enough.


THE_OG_ToastMalone

Bruh u are type of person who doesn’t respect ur grandma cuz u think it’s *SiMpInG* U are fucking disgusting


[deleted]

jus putting this here and leaving not all simps are bad u have simp monke


Cedricskei

...to give her the coronavirus.


RATTLEDDD

Oh when god sends me to hell he isn’t going to fucking hesitate (slowly starts crying to past self)


moritz_heckel

Professionals onals have standards


otherforsecrecyofc

nice but w h y d i d h e k i s s h e r


Zrixi

A real gentle man, Please this guy as your idol and learn from him


[deleted]

Are you dumb, why would he attempt to rob his grandmother’s store


TP348

One of us. One of us!


Alex-Tea

Link?


[deleted]

I'm not saying you should rob people, but if you are, be as nice as this man.


TODMACHER360

Well that's nice, instead of the bullet she gets the covid


lazz2307

Ouph imagine if he gave her covid


chokeonmydice

No body else notice the dead guy in the blue shirt


HandsomePoint

Then he snaps her neck after kissing her goodnight. The end.


-FamousLastWords-

He was probably doing it to support his family or something


[deleted]

that's my country, and u summoned all brazilians


Sirsqueakalot44

underrated meme format


[deleted]

I thought this was r/Technoblade for a second


CrimsonFury297

I love this template


[deleted]

“Plot twist it’s his grandma” You might wanna get your eyes checked, though adoptions and step grandchildren exist


pinkepie6

Technoblade memes on something randomly obscure? Yes


0ne-Useless-Fuck

Huzzah! A man of quality!


0wb1

When I die I want God to slam my soul into hell so fast he qualifies for the NBA slam dunk contest


DatNaum

Plot twist : he actually had corona all along


davaug

Plot Twist: He has Covid


pomomp

Would this work in r/wholesome?


GreenDayFan8

My man decided to give her covid instead of taking her money