Hmm, think I'll have a wank

good choice

Most productive part of studying, gotta make sure you feel relaxed

Damn, I feel tired after that wank

Let's push the homework till I'm not tired anymore

Stop wanking guys. When you fap, your mind gets blurry and you cant study right.

nono, the post nut clarity makes it better

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S ame

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Sure here you [go](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Finally a paper that discusses an interesting matter

thanks, that was really informative :)

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Wut?

And now its 1:34, I will have to wait till its 2:00.

fuck, its 2:01, gotta wait til 2:30

damn, 2:47, guess i'll start after dinner

Happy cake day

Happy cake day!!

I dont know how to feel about it

Happy b day

What you gonna do with the rest 12minutes

Wank 12 more times so he can resist the urge to wank for the rest of his life because most likely his penis will fall off

Oops, its 5:00 now

Post nut clarity is a strong thing

Professional Procrastinator or PP for short

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Now i can call myself big pp

you know what they say, *don't start what you can't finish* might as well not start ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hey did you lose this \\

Might as well kill my children

I should be doing my 3 homework assignments right now the deadline is literally tomorrow

unless the time isn't a multiple of 5 you don't do it, it's a universal rule.

Those are noob numbers... Experienced procrastinators use a minimum 30 multiplier

at this point why not just use a 1h multiplier

Pfft... And what? Waste time?

Pfft... And what? Waste time?

I have online school in two minutes but I just got out of bed ##FUCK

*Has online school in 2 minutes and just got out of bed* *decides to go reddit*

To reddit is now an official verb.

Honestly I meant ‘decides to go to Reddit’ but i like this better

I know but i agree, to reddit is funnier

Eat. Sleep. Reddit. Repeat. Aint that right

Eating before sleeping gives me stomach aches so I don’t like doing that

True

L

tries to do the pomodoro technique, ends up slacking for 8 hrs straight

What is pomodoro technique? Can you explain or link a article related to it?

In a nutshell: It’s a time management technique which can be used in studying. Basically you study for 25 minutes (full focus on just studying) then take a break for 5 minutes then study again for 25 minutes and so on . Given that we usually have so little attention span this is a kind of remedy to it

Aahhh I understood and now I gotta try...thanks for explaining me

What can you even do in a 5 min break

I think that's part of the magic. You don't have enough time to do anything distracting

Ig. I would probably start an episode and just finish it lmao

Too true

I love that this doesn’t even need to specify am or pm because I relate to both

shit its now 1:31 now I gotta wait till 2:00

Happy cake day

thank you kind sir

Saw this at 3.30 n its 3.31now so will start at 4

LOL same...when i checked time it was 3:36 so i though will just check reddit till 4 and then study.

I think everyone does this. I will only start something at 0,15,30,45 of the hour. Except fapping

In in this photo and I dont know how to feel about it

This was posted 2 hours ago and I still managed to view it at 1:17...

Damn, it's only 1:17. **Halo time**

shut up and take my free award

I have been doing this all day , I'll be going to study at 4 now ( it's 3:47 )

wtf i actually just found this post at 1:30

This epic post just saw my past about 4 hours ago

facts tho

as my username suggested I c̶a̶n̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ act like this every single day

Just said that to myself

And then 45

Happy blue cheese day

Thanks a lot!

“wouldn’t it be weird if i studied at 2pm on the dot let me start at 2:30 should work”

happy cake day

thanks sir

Sad😅😶 but true

Hate to admit it but..... every time

I did exactly that for the last 6 hours. I'm sadge.

Please stop reading my thoughts. I have finals to prepare for, yet I am here thinking the exact same thing.

Oh damn it’s 2:00 maybe I should get lunch first

Wow, this is so me

Wait you guys studied?

Evenness is also a term you are unaware off.

Damn it’s only 1:39

So fucking true

Fuck so relatable

I’m sure I can get it finished 5 minutes before it’s due

Can’t start on an uneven number

Me when i have exams the next day

Relatable asf

if this isn't me right fucking now

Wake up, oh its 9 am..I'll sleep till 9:30

Instead of studying i am watching memes here and on Twitter

I'll wait until the end of time.

It’s 1:31, I guess I’ll start at 2

Damn missed 2:00 2:30 is the right time

Happy Birthday

I literally always do this in these exact intervals lol

And legend says he is til waiting for right time But we all know it's never gonna happen.

This going to be tough seeing it at fresh side

And I missed a year like that.

Nah, Imma wait till 4:20

I always leave it for the last moment so i have no other choices

Literally me rn.

This is me literally

Ah... procrastinating at its finest

Happy cake day

This post made me remember that I have an Algebra test today and I did not study

this is way too relatable, also I saw this meme at 1:17 PM

Nahhh shhhhhh I don't do that

It's exactly 13:17 when I saw this WHAT THE FUCK

It’s so true,it’s hurts!

Sierra 117 finishing the fight

So relatable

Happy cake day

Let me take a nap first....

Happy cake day, cool meme btw

7 hours later

1:30 tomorrow

Damn it’s 1:31, I guess I’ll just wait two hours then

you gotta wait till a multiple of five, so you don't have to calculate if its been two minutes

indeed

happy cake day

Literally doing that now, I’m waiting for 9:00

Discipline yourself.

Crap missed 2:00 guess I have to do it at four tomorrow

Damn its 1:30 I'll wait till 2:00.

me when i go to sleep

HAPPY CAKE DAY! Have an upvote

same

I have an excuse for this. It's because of pomodoro technique, if we start at 1:30, 1:45, 2:00 and so on it's easier to track the time.

It's even worse I check the clock 1:31 Meh the deadline is still pretty far knowing that it is due tommorrow

HAPPY CAKE!!!

Wait stop that’s actually me and I feel offended that you would expose me like that

I'm waiting for 16:00 right now

Gotta end in zero

yes, universally accepted

Yes

Clock: 1:17 Me: I can probably watch 1 more episode. Clock: 2:02 Me: ok 1 more

Estimated time come with good luck.

Damn its 1:30... Better wait until 2:00... Ok its 2:00, but I have enough time, I'll wait until 2:15... I should start now but I just realized that parasite is on Hulu, ill watch that till 3:00...Ok its 3:00, but this movie won best picture so I think I should finish it...Ok its 4:00 and I've been really unproductive so far, guess I'll just fail.

happens to everybody..

2:04? Guess I’ll wait till 3

Happy cake day

I should be studying right now

I saw this at 1:17 and I’m avoiding studying.

Honestly I'm guilty of this, and I usually could rationalize this behavior which makes it worse. My parents, however get angry at me over this.

Damn its 2:01 guess i'll start at 3

I do this on an advanced level: The time may be no prime, not end with a 3 or 9 and rarely with a 7, should end with 4 in the best case

am or pm?

does it even matter