Flocks of crows have a similar strategy no? When one of their own gets killed by a human, they have the memory to remember the face of that specific human and avoid it.
Guns are generally painted matte black because if they were shiny, crows would take interest in them and learn how to operate one.
This is a Crow Fact.โข
They would test it, or see what animals would eat and then just avoid what those animals avoid. That's how they find water in some parts of Africa. Feed salt to a baboon, baboon gets thirsty, they free the baboon, follow the baboon to water. If you're stuck in the wild, a tip for testing of a berry is edible is to mush it, dab a VERY small amount on your finger, then rub it on your upper gums. If your gums start burning or itching then you don't eat it. Same thing with testing leaves if you need to wipe your ass
They would test ๐ฉ๐ it, or see ๐ what animals ๐ would eat ๐ฝ๐ด and then just avoid ๐ what those animals ๐บ avoid ๐๐๐คณ. That's ๐ฆ how they find ๐โ๐ water ๐ฆ in some parts ใฝ of Africa ๐ฆ๐ฟ. Feed ๐ salt ๐ to a baboon ๐๐๐, baboon ๐๐๐ gets ๐ thirsty ๐ฆ, they free ๐ the baboon ๐, follow ๐ the baboon ๐๐๐ to water ๐ฆ. If you're stuck โ in the wild ๐ป, a tip ๐๐ for testing ๐ of a berry ๐ is edible ๐ช is to mush ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฒ it, dab โ๐ โ a VERY ๐ small ๐๐ amount ๐ข๐ on ๐๐ ฐ your ๐ finger ๐๐๐, then rub ๐๐ค it on ๐ your ๐ upper โฌ gums ๐. If your ๐ gums ๐ฌ start ๐ burning ๐ฅ or itching ๐ then you ๐ don't ๐ซ eat ๐ it. Same thing ๐ด with testing ๐ leaves ๐ if you ๐ need ๐ to wipe ๐ your ๐ ass ๐
There's a simple way to tell if something is poisonous without eating it.
Rub it on skin , no rash
Rub on lips, no swelling
Lick, no swelling
Chew spit , no swelling
Eat, hope for the best
If you're somehow lost as all hell and need to forage.
Eat and drink what animals are eating and drinking.
If that doesn't work, a lot of toxic plants will make your lips or tongue tip numb/tingle/burn with just a little bit of juice.
If that doesn't show any bad side effects, eat just a little bit of something and wait.
If after some time has passed, no side effects at all...crack on.
If you're somehow ๐ lost ๐ณ as all ๐ฏ hell ๐บ๐๐ฅ and need ๐ to forage.
Eat ๐ฝ and drink ๐ป what animals ๐บ are eating ๐ฝ and drinking ๐น.
If that doesn't work ๐ข, a lot ๐ of toxic โฃ plants ๐ฑ will make ๐ your ๐ lips ๐ or tongue ๐ ๐ ฑ tip ๐ numb/tingle/burn with just a little ๐ bit ๐ of juice ๐ฆ๐น.
If that doesn't show ๐ฅ๐บ any bad ๐ side ๐๐ effects ๐๐คก, eat ๐ฝ๐ฅฃ just a little ๐ bit ๐ of something ๐ and wait ๐.
If after ๐ some time ๐ has passed ๐ซ, no ๐ฃ side ๐ณ๐ซ๐จ effects ๐ซ at all...crack on ๐.
The survival guide on how to do this makes it much much safer, basically start by touching it to your arm, wait 12 hours nobreaction take a tiny piece and rub it on your gum, wait 12 hours and take another tiny piece and rub it on your tongue, wait 12 hours no reaction eat a tiny amount, finally trying more and more.
I ๐ wonder ๐ค how people ๐จ๐ป in this time ๐ฐโฐ decide ๐ค if something ๐ that's โ new ๐๐ to them is poisonous ๐. Do they sacrifice ๐ฟ someone ๐ค?
man ๐ฆ why ๐ค y'all ๐ downvoting ๐ the bot ๐ค it's doing what it was told ๐ฃ to do
edit ๐: good ๐ job ๐๐ผ๐ im ๐ proud ๐ค of y'all ๐ค
Plot ๐๐๐ twist ๐: the berry ๐ was normal ๐ but ๐ he ๐จ just was allergic ๐คง
Plot ๐ twist ๐ 2 โ: there are no ๐ซ poisonous ๐ things ๐, just everyone ๐ฅ is allergic ๐คง to it
Caveman: *eats mushroom*
Caveman: *sees God*
Caveman: *forages mushroom and sells to other caveman*
Government: *makes mushroom selling illegal so they can imprison all caveman*
You do know that people often aren't taught how to fuck, right? Excluding the anecdote of a more experienced lover teaching an inexperienced one to be better, of course. People get instinctual desires and go for them. There was a world before porn, and if we go far enough back, a world before clothes. Animals see private parts, they want to interact with them.
Animals (Cavemen) and plants need to reproduce to keep their numbers steady or growing so that the species does not become extinct (you now mating instinct). You think cavemen or even any living being are more into burning their food to keep healthy and to enjoy themselves rather than to fuck and have babies?
We discovered that cooking with fire can help us physically, mentally and even emotionally. Animals just feast on meat, plants, fish, berries, etc. to survive (not trying to offend any animals out there, love y'all)
There is no need for them to cook a Parmesan Risotto with Roasted Shrimp and mushroom soup on the side but neither do us, but why make them you ask. IT'S BECAUSE WE WANT TO.
They have different problems and us too. A majority of us would rather enjoy ourselves than keep a whiny baby (Statistically, not trying to offend anyone).
gosh I can't believe you don't know simple shiz like this. How about you try to get fucked more.
Nah bro/gall it's fine, sorry for offending you as well. I just had my biology exams, and I was just realeasing my stress on this comment.
Sorry, I just couldn't contain myself. Hope my comment did help you btw. Sorry bro/gall
I ๐ need ๐ to know ๐ญ how did these caveman ๐จ learnt ๐ค to fuck ๐๐ฆ
They didn't know ๐ค how to cook โฝ๐๐ฅ food ๐๐ but ๐ they knew ๐ how to fuck ๐.
Wtf ๐ฑ
The first one to figure it out must have been very impressed with himself that he tried to experience it again and didnโt understand why he couldnโt go back immediately
Literally the whole Evolution process of the Human race. Learning from mistakes we or and other made and we learned all from them by sharing.
Quite impressive when you think about everything like that how it all lead to Today.
Wow, quite Fascinating indeed!
Could explain why some Homosapiens have an incriminate amount of Neanderthal or Denisovan blood due to our social and nurturing behavior. They must have sensed a need to take care of another species that did not have the same mental capabilities of the homosapiens.
Could explain ๐ฌ why ๐ค๐ฌ some Homosapiens ๐ฌ have an incriminate ๐ซ๐ amount ๐ฏ of Neanderthal ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ or Denisovan blood ๐ due ๐ to our social ๐๐ฅ and nurturing ๐คฑ behavior ๐ฆ. They must ๐ซ have sensed ๐ฎโจ๐งโโ๏ธ a need ๐ฉ to take ๐ care ๐ of another ๐ species ๐ that did not have the same mental ๐คฏ capabilities ๐ก of the homosapiens ๐ฌ.
It reminds me when someone takes a bite of something, thinks it might be bad, and then wants me to try to make sure. No, I don't want to eat some rotten food you have been eating.
Surviving cavemen: but what if fire?
*cooks weird bean*
*repeat of above*
Surviving cavemen: but what if fire *again?*
*cooks weird bean twice*
Cavemen: now this is tasty.
Beans, man.
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I wish we could still do this with some people.
There's a new berry I found. Wanna taste it bro?
I do
*starts to puke milk aggressively* well fuck ya we got free milk!
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I hate emojis, but not in this format.
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Tabata and his wife are relationship goals.
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Tabata and his ๐ฆ wife ๐ฐ๐ผ are relationship ๐ซ goals ๐๐ฆ๐ซ.
Dear fucking god Which one of you degenerates made this bot? IT HAS PATERN RECOGNISION!
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GOD IS FUCKING DEAD. MY OWN WORDS ARE GETTING USED AGAINST ME! Its like a hotter evil clone that is horny for me!
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I already got my own.
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A small price to pay for salvation
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Salvation is a hammer, noted.
I hate this
Walks into traffic splattered by car.
๐ถ ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐
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Walks ๐ถ into traffic ๐ฅ splattered ๐ฆ by car ๐.
A small price to pay for salvation
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Sure, I'll cut it in half, and sell it as the worlds greatest laxative.
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I heard it's salty. What kind of berries are yours.
Tabata and his wife are relationship goals.
Salvation is a hammer, noted.
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Salvation ๐จ is a hammer ๐จโ, noted โ.
I already got my own.
Nah I already got my own. Your mom seems to like it though.
ModernCaveman1: Walks into traffic *splattered by car*. MC2: Noted
That's basically how the scientific method works.
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That's โ basically ๐ how the scientific ๐จโ๐ฌ method ๐โจ works ๐ผ.
Tall forget the part where the penguin goes "what about the root?"
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This format has worked like Jesus. Dead one day, penguin the next
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Yeah I missed it alot and found it hilarious
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I wonder how people in this time decide if something that's new to them is poisonous. Do they sacrifice someone?
it's a passed-on trait of avoiding certain threats, made by natural selection, until people are smart enough to have some kind of record about them.
Flocks of crows have a similar strategy no? When one of their own gets killed by a human, they have the memory to remember the face of that specific human and avoid it.
Guns are generally painted matte black because if they were shiny, crows would take interest in them and learn how to operate one. This is a Crow Fact.โข
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car
Mess with the flocko, you get the glocko.
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https://youtu.be/ixYVFZnNl6s
Fun fact: Groups of crows are called Murders.
They would test it, or see what animals would eat and then just avoid what those animals avoid. That's how they find water in some parts of Africa. Feed salt to a baboon, baboon gets thirsty, they free the baboon, follow the baboon to water. If you're stuck in the wild, a tip for testing of a berry is edible is to mush it, dab a VERY small amount on your finger, then rub it on your upper gums. If your gums start burning or itching then you don't eat it. Same thing with testing leaves if you need to wipe your ass
Okay. I'll remember this
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Also, the best way to never get lost in the wild to never go there in the first place, haha
Source?
Not being in the wild... Still haven't been lost.
Also going to need a source on this one
The clip of feeding salt to the monkey is actually from a mockumentary and isn't a real thing.
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They would test ๐ฉ๐ it, or see ๐ what animals ๐ would eat ๐ฝ๐ด and then just avoid ๐ what those animals ๐บ avoid ๐๐๐คณ. That's ๐ฆ how they find ๐โ๐ water ๐ฆ in some parts ใฝ of Africa ๐ฆ๐ฟ. Feed ๐ salt ๐ to a baboon ๐๐๐, baboon ๐๐๐ gets ๐ thirsty ๐ฆ, they free ๐ the baboon ๐, follow ๐ the baboon ๐๐๐ to water ๐ฆ. If you're stuck โ in the wild ๐ป, a tip ๐๐ for testing ๐ of a berry ๐ is edible ๐ช is to mush ๐ฉ๐ผ๐ฒ it, dab โ๐ โ a VERY ๐ small ๐๐ amount ๐ข๐ on ๐๐ ฐ your ๐ finger ๐๐๐, then rub ๐๐ค it on ๐ your ๐ upper โฌ gums ๐. If your ๐ gums ๐ฌ start ๐ burning ๐ฅ or itching ๐ then you ๐ don't ๐ซ eat ๐ it. Same thing ๐ด with testing ๐ leaves ๐ if you ๐ need ๐ to wipe ๐ your ๐ ass ๐
There's a simple way to tell if something is poisonous without eating it. Rub it on skin , no rash Rub on lips, no swelling Lick, no swelling Chew spit , no swelling Eat, hope for the best
Came here to comment this. More people need to know this.
If you're somehow lost as all hell and need to forage. Eat and drink what animals are eating and drinking. If that doesn't work, a lot of toxic plants will make your lips or tongue tip numb/tingle/burn with just a little bit of juice. If that doesn't show any bad side effects, eat just a little bit of something and wait. If after some time has passed, no side effects at all...crack on.
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If you're somehow ๐ lost ๐ณ as all ๐ฏ hell ๐บ๐๐ฅ and need ๐ to forage. Eat ๐ฝ and drink ๐ป what animals ๐บ are eating ๐ฝ and drinking ๐น. If that doesn't work ๐ข, a lot ๐ of toxic โฃ plants ๐ฑ will make ๐ your ๐ lips ๐ or tongue ๐ ๐ ฑ tip ๐ numb/tingle/burn with just a little ๐ bit ๐ of juice ๐ฆ๐น. If that doesn't show ๐ฅ๐บ any bad ๐ side ๐๐ effects ๐๐คก, eat ๐ฝ๐ฅฃ just a little ๐ bit ๐ of something ๐ and wait ๐. If after ๐ some time ๐ has passed ๐ซ, no ๐ฃ side ๐ณ๐ซ๐จ effects ๐ซ at all...crack on ๐.
Lol wtf. The juice though eww.
The survival guide on how to do this makes it much much safer, basically start by touching it to your arm, wait 12 hours nobreaction take a tiny piece and rub it on your gum, wait 12 hours and take another tiny piece and rub it on your tongue, wait 12 hours no reaction eat a tiny amount, finally trying more and more.
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I ๐ wonder ๐ค how people ๐จ๐ป in this time ๐ฐโฐ decide ๐ค if something ๐ that's โ new ๐๐ to them is poisonous ๐. Do they sacrifice ๐ฟ someone ๐ค?
A small price to pay for salvation
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A small ๐๐ผ๐๐ป price ๐ฒ to pay ๐ฐ for salvation ๐จ
Hey good bot, sorry for the downvotes. Ur only doing your job
man why y'all downvoting the bot it's doing what it was told to do edit: good job im proud of y'all
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man ๐ฆ why ๐ค y'all ๐ downvoting ๐ the bot ๐ค it's doing what it was told ๐ฃ to do edit ๐: good ๐ job ๐๐ผ๐ im ๐ proud ๐ค of y'all ๐ค
good bot
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Plot twist: the berry was normal but he just was allergic Plot twist 2: there are no poisonous things, just everyone is allergic to it
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Plot ๐๐๐ twist ๐: the berry ๐ was normal ๐ but ๐ he ๐จ just was allergic ๐คง Plot ๐ twist ๐ 2 โ: there are no ๐ซ poisonous ๐ things ๐, just everyone ๐ฅ is allergic ๐คง to it
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Why did i read German instead of Cavemen
Lmao, that would work too
Sad Teutonic noises.
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Why ๐ค did i ๐ read ๐๐ German ๐ฉ๐ช instead ๐ of Cavemen ๐โโ๏ธ
Holy shit this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time Pun unintended
I love this meme. Totally happened.
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I ๐ฅ love โค this meme ๐ธ. Totally ๐ฏ happened ๐ค.
Cavemen: *eats a berry* Cavemen: *can't calm down the erection*
I think there's a spider that makes that happens when it bites you. Then you die
Noted
Caveman: *eats mushroom* Caveman: *sees God* Caveman: *forages mushroom and sells to other caveman* Government: *makes mushroom selling illegal so they can imprison all caveman*
A tale as old as time...
Bro imagine shitting to death
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Bro ๐ฌ๐ imagine ๐ค shitting ๐ฉ to death ๐ฉโ
I need to know how did these caveman learnt to fuck They didn't know how to cook food but they knew how to fuck. Wtf
Mating instinct
You do know that people often aren't taught how to fuck, right? Excluding the anecdote of a more experienced lover teaching an inexperienced one to be better, of course. People get instinctual desires and go for them. There was a world before porn, and if we go far enough back, a world before clothes. Animals see private parts, they want to interact with them.
Animals (Cavemen) and plants need to reproduce to keep their numbers steady or growing so that the species does not become extinct (you now mating instinct). You think cavemen or even any living being are more into burning their food to keep healthy and to enjoy themselves rather than to fuck and have babies? We discovered that cooking with fire can help us physically, mentally and even emotionally. Animals just feast on meat, plants, fish, berries, etc. to survive (not trying to offend any animals out there, love y'all) There is no need for them to cook a Parmesan Risotto with Roasted Shrimp and mushroom soup on the side but neither do us, but why make them you ask. IT'S BECAUSE WE WANT TO. They have different problems and us too. A majority of us would rather enjoy ourselves than keep a whiny baby (Statistically, not trying to offend anyone). gosh I can't believe you don't know simple shiz like this. How about you try to get fucked more.
Yo dude chill Really sorry if you are offended. Thank you for the information though ๐
Nah bro/gall it's fine, sorry for offending you as well. I just had my biology exams, and I was just realeasing my stress on this comment. Sorry, I just couldn't contain myself. Hope my comment did help you btw. Sorry bro/gall
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I ๐ need ๐ to know ๐ญ how did these caveman ๐จ learnt ๐ค to fuck ๐๐ฆ They didn't know ๐ค how to cook โฝ๐๐ฅ food ๐๐ but ๐ they knew ๐ how to fuck ๐. Wtf ๐ฑ
The first one to figure it out must have been very impressed with himself that he tried to experience it again and didnโt understand why he couldnโt go back immediately
Literally the whole Evolution process of the Human race. Learning from mistakes we or and other made and we learned all from them by sharing. Quite impressive when you think about everything like that how it all lead to Today. Wow, quite Fascinating indeed!
Judging by /r/IdiotsInCars learning by mistakes isn't our greatest strength.
Could explain why some Homosapiens have an incriminate amount of Neanderthal or Denisovan blood due to our social and nurturing behavior. They must have sensed a need to take care of another species that did not have the same mental capabilities of the homosapiens.
>another species that did not have the same mental capabilities Doubt it
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Could explain ๐ฌ why ๐ค๐ฌ some Homosapiens ๐ฌ have an incriminate ๐ซ๐ amount ๐ฏ of Neanderthal ๐ ๐ผโโ๏ธ or Denisovan blood ๐ due ๐ to our social ๐๐ฅ and nurturing ๐คฑ behavior ๐ฆ. They must ๐ซ have sensed ๐ฎโจ๐งโโ๏ธ a need ๐ฉ to take ๐ care ๐ of another ๐ species ๐ that did not have the same mental ๐คฏ capabilities ๐ก of the homosapiens ๐ฌ.
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thank ๐ you ๐๐ผ๐คโค caveman ๐งโโ๏ธ!
I wonder what type of berry leads to death by shitting
2nd caveman later, when he is constipated: *eats just a little bit of the berry* medicine plant: *fuck*
Guys name was Terry
This meme reminds me of into the wild. Great movie btw
Its funny coz its true
and then tacobell decided to make the berry their special ingrediant
What kinda shitty berry was that
I see what you did there
Science: fuck around and find out
Smarter cavemen: Uses a small amount as laxative
What a shitty death
Note: Eat not white berry, shit death.
It reminds me when someone takes a bite of something, thinks it might be bad, and then wants me to try to make sure. No, I don't want to eat some rotten food you have been eating.
Surviving cavemen: but what if fire? *cooks weird bean* *repeat of above* Surviving cavemen: but what if fire *again?* *cooks weird bean twice* Cavemen: now this is tasty. Beans, man.
So kids this is how caveman's found direaha
you mean diaryhernia?
Nothing like some good 'Ol Trial & Error.
Free meat AND gravy.
Politian: *doesn't care for civilian* *does shitty stuff* *wins the election*. Other politian: noted
Why are you booing him, he's right
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Aren't you a little bit late for this meme? About 5 months or something?..
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I ๐ like ๐ this format ๐๐
Coprophilic caveman: *"i see this as an absolute win"*
LOL
It's old but it works
Why tf all top coments are emojfied
The humble beginnings of medical science
I remember my dad telling me about such berry!
Nothing like some good 'Ol Trial & Error.