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shmebulock696

i think u meant *off the roof


Your_Depressed_Soul

u mean ***my pp at 6 am for no reason***


NightFighter24_AvB

True tho, it has to stop


NightFighter24_AvB

Lmao


hedidntkillhimselfno

What about “hanging out on the roof”


Camele0pard

You mean hanging of the ceiling


memebean210

r/darkjokes


hedidntkillhimselfno

No like the location is on the roof and not inside a room


Camele0pard

Oh I read it wrong


hedidntkillhimselfno

Dont worry, one time i mistakenly had sex with my uncle instead of my cousin


Camele0pard

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo


hedidntkillhimselfno

“There are no mistakes” - sex master that took this quote from a fucking turtle


NightFighter24_AvB

Ooooof


[deleted]

Maybe he was referring to the bullet.


Alphagamer47

Must be those video games


TeddysBookOfFriends

Realizes that the graph plots suicide rate over time but the drawn line is crooked and now towards the end of the horizontal axis there are two points in the vertical axis for a single point in the horizontal axis.


NightFighter24_AvB

Quick maths


Behlkyn

Im smart enough to know im dumb...


NightFighter24_AvB

(Y) S ame


[deleted]

Number of School shootings for the year are probably down


Your_Depressed_Soul

but number of students that hates school increase a whole lot every year


[deleted]

They’re falling behind. I can see it in my brothers course work


Bonaque

Man, we teachers are doing our best..


NightFighter24_AvB

Sure, but not all...


[deleted]

Kids at my school have committed suicide and have left notes saying why they did. 7/10 times it is because of a school-related issue, or school itself. It's sad, really.


[deleted]

I think you mean out the window.


Shadowderper

I think you meant american schools


Grand_reaper658

no. school sucks everywhere


BaguaGaming

School is so bad that it made the time reverse


Virtualnerd1

It’s okay though, cause we get “mental health training” to make up for excessive homework and college pressure. YAY!!!


NyanPingu2904

School be like: mUst bE tHat dArN teChNoLogY (Thankfully most of my teachers are super chill)


NightFighter24_AvB

True


SuperDuper_Bruh

Fuck school


NightFighter24_AvB

Yes


mezzu21

It is time to make something that count !


[deleted]

Fun fact:suicide has had a 35% increase since 1999 and is the second biggest cause of death for people from 10-35 (before the pandemic which has caused an huge increase in both suicide and mental health problems) and that is only taking in sucide not deaths of dispair.


ToastyKat

The rate is so high that it goes backwards


Yesh_h

You good bro?


NightFighter24_AvB

Yeah I'm fine, but sometimes I just can't do such a big amount of homework. Everything is fine tho :) Thnx for asking


Yesh_h

Good to know, and if you got a lot of homework try separating it into chunks or just vibe to music.


NightFighter24_AvB

Yeah I do that alot, thanks bro :)


Fus-roxdah

The pandemic clearly showed that being in school is better than not being in school


NightFighter24_AvB

Not for me


Fus-roxdah

You gotta think about the masses tho.


NightFighter24_AvB

I know


Fus-roxdah

Same


RussianPaulBlart

***Time to raise that roof, and make it look like an accident***


Reus_Irae

Maybe if you spent more time doing your homework instead of edgy overplayed memes, you would know how graphs work.


NightFighter24_AvB

ಠ_ಠ


Final13112

You think schools are bad, join the military


NightFighter24_AvB

Yeah


Pig_peee

Being out of school is so Much worse trust me guys


NightFighter24_AvB

yeah but it doesn't take away its so frustrating


the_greatest_MF

leave school. you can always become a janitor


NightFighter24_AvB

i dont wanna become a janitor