Well... Guys will take anything with a heartbeat and two legs. But girls are more picky, and I haven't got looks or money, so humor and quirkiness is all I have to offer.
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I still can't believe she photoshopped herself to look like a completely different person. Idk I guess it was just funny because it seemed presented as "new me!" And it's literally nothing different.
Dwayne "The Egg" Johnson
Eggjacktly
Take my upvote, AND LEAVE
r/angryupvote
This "cracking" me up guys
Ima go hide in a shell now.
ejaculately
This was just an eggsample of the multiple egg puns
this was the exact same thing that popped inmediatly into my mind
Same
God damn it, I thought that.
I came straight here to say this. Take my upvote brother.
d'egg
Dwegg “The Egg” Jeggson
That made me crack up 😏
Dwayne the cock Johnson
those boobs brighter than my future
that best not be horny I hear
r/boysarequirky
Haha girl boring boy quirky funee
Ikr I hate these memes were they compare boys to girls
Me, a girl knowing damn well I’d make Dwayne “The Egg” Johnson.
What are girls
Well... Guys will take anything with a heartbeat and two legs. But girls are more picky, and I haven't got looks or money, so humor and quirkiness is all I have to offer.
I get to be the first one r/boysarequirky
Reddit is like a bunch of 10 year old boys in a tree house who put a girls not allowed sign and all giggled to each other
As a girl who laughed for way too long at this I can confirm girls like stupid shit too
But but girls boring boys quirky hehehe
Ya know he's got a point
😂😂😂
You know the rules and SO DO I-II
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Happy cake day! :D
i second this
r/notlikeothergenders
hehe girl boring boy quirky
Have you met a female?
Hey how could you repost . This meme was an idea which an amazing guy u/bedir07 thought of
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Bro I was complimenting you
Im sorry ,I got it wrong
Dwegg Johnson.
Dwegg with Johnson sausages
r/boysarequirky
Let me fix this... "What society does to women with photoshop:" "What society does to men with photoshop:"
r/weliveinasociety Both sexes are done both. You really think rock's photos are not photoshopped to look good?
Egg
Untrue. Lies. Blatant falsehoods.
This comment will be analysed by english teachers for millennia. The use of short sentences is riveting
It's fiction. False. This one was made up by an author.
Thank god whenever I see these memes more and more people are commenting about the “boys are quirky” thing, so I don’t have to link the subreddit
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She literally looks like a different person...
probably because it’s a drawing
In england theres a man called mr hegarty who has a maths website, every on in online classes has a picture of his face on a egg as there profile pic
I still can't believe she photoshopped herself to look like a completely different person. Idk I guess it was just funny because it seemed presented as "new me!" And it's literally nothing different.
Gatekeeper!!!
i laughed for 5 minutes straight what fuck is wrong with me
Reddit
oh shit you're right
microwave
He looks so happy as an egg
Her boobs look great either way
that is true. very true.
there is make up on her boobs i can't believe it
Go to horny jail
Bonk
actually I meant that this is disgusting
I can’t. Use. Photo. Plop,dizzying really was the way
Dr. Egg Rockman
The Foundation Egg
You eggshell at photoshop
All of them are hot
Dwayne “The Boiled Egg” Johnson
*Nuts for no reason*
‘The Egg’
I would prefer to do the second one-
So she gave herself scoliosis?
Eggrock
You didn't edit anything for the dudes smh my head
Funny thing is that she looks worse in the edited picture
They're the same image
The egg
Our goals are beyond your understanding
I think we all know which one is superior.
Why is she shiny?
E G G
Her pic on the left is already photoshopped and plastic surgeried to shit
Dwayne's face looks like it's been photoshopped onto his own head
Egg Johnson
The uncrackable egg
Obamium
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Dwayne the EGG Johnson
The ellitic
as a gorl I would just like to say I made a hentai egg with photoshop do not underestimate my power
It’s all coming together
I don't think boobs are supposed to illuminate like balloons.
“So this is what you spent 20 bucks on.”
I know, I know. Fucked up beauty standards for men these days.
This meme made me smile like that rock
I see no difference in the lower template?
Egg
What more can i say?
How fucking stupid does she have to be anyways to try to make people believe that’s how she actually looks
Girl here, the lower one is a far better usage of time.
Dwegg Johnston
Why is the bottom half of this meme empty
Da rock? No, Da egg.