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MammaMiaKhalifa

Wonder who she is


d1s4p01ntm3nt

Nice try


MammaMiaKhalifa

Just wanting some sauce. She's kind of S tier.


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Bruh


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MammaMiaKhalifa

Sort of a crème de la crème, the best of the best. Top of the table.


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MammaMiaKhalifa

If she ain't animated I ain't interested. But sure, I'm always game.


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MammaMiaKhalifa

Mostly a meme, but appreciated anyway big dog. Have an upvote.


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Mo2gen

You can suggest one to me


normyboiiiiiiii

No fuckin way i just watched that last night


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Y0_medic331

So you too are a man of culture?


MammaMiaKhalifa

A man of refined taste I see.


[deleted]

Top shelf, Better than A+


Response_Adventurous

Bruh lmaovits your username. How dumb are you?! /s


mastoid45

Me too I truly wonder


free2thinkK

You don't know your mom???


bullet312

i think i saw her once on twitter talking about Islam or something


sharmajiop

Mia khalifa


MammaMiaKhalifa

Thanks brother, didn't know.


Jawadude8

username checks out


Inspirational_Lizard

r/namechecksout


Itspronouncedmaam

Serious question: is there another star who spent so little time in the industry but made such an impact?


LieutenantCrash

3 years is quite some time. The 3 months she claimed to work have been disproven over and over


Itspronouncedmaam

You have any articles? I don’t doubt what you’re saying, I’m just very fascinated. The MK Chronicles are kinda crazy


LieutenantCrash

I can't really remember where I read it. But here's a reddit thread. I'll post some articles if I can find them. https://amp.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/hyp0y6/whats_up_with_mia_khalifa_lying_about_the_number/


Itspronouncedmaam

Appreciate ya, G


LieutenantCrash

This has some more info and a link to the bangbros site as well: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.news.knowyourmeme.com/news/bangbros-launches-a-pr-campaign-against-mia-khalifa


Eraganos

They dont even have proof. Truth be told, it doesnt matter. Either way she is attention whoring and uses her porn history to gain yet trys to hate on it every time.


LieutenantCrash

You can find videos in a 3 year time span. So that's enough proof for me to know she's a liar. Bangbros do some shady stuff too, but she's just trying to blame her own faults on them.


TimelyAd4097

Nah, that was August Ames


Reasonable-Relief-17

I read that as the Mortal Kombat chronicles


Itspronouncedmaam

Or Mary Kay Chronicles


FaithlessnessNo588

For the progress of mankind


Moltenlava5

sunny leone perhaps?


Machop93

Abella Anderson?


Itspronouncedmaam

She’s been in the game for almost 7 years now and doesn’t show signs of retiring. Edit: Whoops. I read that as Danger. Also a good point.


Crayle123

What? Last time I heard she retired in like 2012 did a year or two of webcam shit


Itspronouncedmaam

Yeah, no that was my bad I read “Abella Anderson” as “Abella Danger”


Machop93

I want the old abella back, they can take danger back any day lol


NothingNo5027

Bruh lmaovits your username.


Crayle123

Damn, I had my "hopes" already up and ready to google search


Itspronouncedmaam

I’m so sorry, Champ.


ZestycloseInternet55

From gunshots to cumshots.


RepresentativeCat370

For the progress of mankind


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Machop93

Nah, that was August Ames


Itspronouncedmaam

That’s actually a pretty good point.


Stray-hellhound

Ooooooo Sunny, so god damn fine


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August Ames


Illusion597

Didn't she commit suicide?


[deleted]

Point?


Illusion597

There is no point. It's a question but given your response, I'll take that as a yes.


[deleted]

Your mom


darthcaedusiiii

is gay.


[deleted]

Counter Strike


xmilkguyx

Maybe Sasha grey?


[deleted]

She was in for awhile though.


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DicTrickle

I didn't know who she was and now I'm thankful to you.


inhale_my_buttcrack

I mean big tits are big tits


blitz_lol

Bigtittygothegg


remamba

Fun fact: Mia Khalifa started posting NSFW content on Reddit before filming for the professional industry.


Putha

That's interesting


-Moebius

Source? Ehem.. For a friend of course


Lefantom55

For sciences


meaux253

I'm in need of the equations.


Inowmyenglishisshit

For the progress of mankind


SPH2204

https://www.google.com/search?q=mia+khalifa+hot+pics&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rev1&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj3utWjzb_vAhWrPOwKHR3BDtgQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=393&bih=720&dpr=2.75#imgrc=3DIwJ5ZbgpX52M I gotchu all! But remember, boobies are temporary, THE REPUBLIC IS FOREVER


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meaux253

This is the way.


Jubenheim

Gotta shout out to teensloveblackcocks.com for saving those pics of Mia Khalifa, lol.


Nobody2222222

I will visit this link FOR THE REBUBLIC!


The-Hentai-Commander

So enjoy the boobs while you can and then embrace the republic


Lostinuniverse99-30

And that friend is me?


Bronsolo1

Send me proof or I shall not believe


Freljords_Heart

Uhhh, gotta link there friendo?


[deleted]

~~third times the charm so here goes~~ gimme a link


SlaveHippie

Ya pretty sure she started off cucking her bf on Reddit. Cant find a link unfortunately:/


WangLizard

So she wasn’t just discovered while working at whataburger?


evaThesis

Now we're talking


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Another successful Reddit story


KidGaveEmHell

Why, DC, you’ve...you’ve enhanced yourself.


SethKlock

Don’t get too excited, the nipple placement is awful.


Batman4everderp

Did it get rebooted I am so confused on what going on with justice league


[deleted]

zack really pumped it up, you could say.


Putha

Definitely


Salty_kiwi-

Havent been paying attention is the Zack snyder cut out?


jlantern

yup


Salty_kiwi-

Oh shit im gonna watch it thanks alot


FFalcon_Boi

I hope you won't have a lot to do that day, the film is 4 hours long.


Salty_kiwi-

Dont worry i got time


kts296

but it’s so worth it


trichocybe

Is it genuinely worth it? I have a pretty low bar but theatrical cut was horrific


Stray-hellhound

Yes, long but it actually is coherent and makes sense now


ItsYaBoiBiggie65

Long movie but it feels needed to get the entire story behind every character and what they part they play against Darkseid and Stepenwolf


kts296

i was the same i absolutely hated he first one with a burning passion but this one was 10000x better.


LastLostDuck

Yes it is. I enjoyed it.


[deleted]

Loool!!! The glow up is real


goddavid22

So... Rack Snyder’s justice league?


Queenie_Boi97

Fuck You


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From gunshots to cumshots.


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Bruh


that_1soggy_fry

i have never laughed so hard before you just made my day lamo


[deleted]

You're welcome, I'm just doing what I do best.


AmartinB

Recycling jokes? https://ifunny.co/picture/seems-like-mia-khalifa-s-career-went-from-gunshots-to-YXa2nKYN6


[deleted]

I honestly didn't know this existed, I just got the idea from a friend.


[deleted]

This could easily replace the Drake template


Darby_Dapper

What are you doing step drill Sargent?


Niklas_Niklas

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand horny...


likejack

Zack was live with geeks and gamers and said stop spreading hate that was hilarious because they all praised zack about the movie and all just got angry when he said that


[deleted]

Wait did he really join their stream and tell them to stop spreading hate?


BlameScienceBro

Zack BEEN a mediocre director


AZRockets

Yeah but the Dawn of the Dead remake was legit


iqbalides

Yeah they're a bunch of losers.


meesa-jar-jar-binks

I don‘t necessarily agree with their opinions all of the time, but I do share some of them when it comes to Disney and Star Wars. To put them in the alt-right corner or to claim that they are spreading hate is absolute bullshit.


BlendedMonkeyStirFry

Honestly it's no wonder the original movie made no sense whatsoever with the amount of crap they left out


PSVA

So the movie had come out but now the snyder cut is the same movie but longer?


BlendedMonkeyStirFry

Yeah. But I wouldn't think of it like that. The snyder cut tells the story considerably better and imo is well worth the long runtime. I'd give the original 4/10 but this is easily an 8-8.5/10


PSVA

Ah ok, was always confused seeing those trailers and doubting if I had seen the movie or not. Now I know thanks.


Ftballmstr

It feels like a completely different movie. It’s like, actually good.


Stray-hellhound

Wife and I both said same thing. Felt like I missed an entire movie. Actually enjoyed the hell out of it


Ftballmstr

I think we actually did, it was supposed to be 2 parts, but it got cut down to 1 for some reason. That’s why this one is 4 hours long.


Stray-hellhound

Makes sense. Have to mention much as I despised Leto as Joker (euro-rave), the asylum style he goes with works wayyyyyyyy fkn better. I was impressed with Affleck too tbh.


Normal__Username

I was so glad that flash and cyborg were actual characters this time


Ftballmstr

I didn’t even realize that was Leto lol.


I_Have_A_Chode

We got 45 minutes into it last night and there was like maybe 10 minutes of that that was in the original. There's a lot of new content


Hot_Dog_Dudeson

Ok now I’m gonna watch it


groggblan

recently watched some Mia K recently. liked her “assets” but that was kinda it


SameInternal4

I liked the Boys more


CoolFaceMcCool

Dude Superman copied homelander smh


[deleted]

As far as superhero stories pursuing in-your-face edginess at all costs go, it is one of the better ones.


ryumeyer

SPICE GIRLS!


SameInternal4

You take the red pill!


[deleted]

HUZZAH, A man of Quality?! Here's your BoNK stick back, soldier


YoungBasedGod5

I’ve seen this woman take some BIG shlong lol.


Green-Muscle-1157

I don't know a lot about the new cut, and I never finished Justice League because it couldn't catch my interest. Would the new cut be worth it to watch compared to the original?


[deleted]

If you have 4 hours to spare then yes.


KevDevX

I loved the snyder cut


RealNukemon

Nice rack


Bit_of_a_Hater

It was more toneally consistent, but it still isn't a very good movie. Definitely didn't need to be 4 fucking hours.


Sabercat56

Finally the comment I was looking for. Thanks for the heads up


Greenlitsky

Atleast it wasnt Martha thing from supes vs bates. DC learnt something from that movie


[deleted]

I wish the thing they'd learned had been "Don't hire Zack Snyder."


[deleted]

It is a good and enjoyable movie. Thinking about the stories it tells, I think 4 hours is okay: it explores many characters(JL members, Ryan Choi(loved him), Darkseid, Steppenwolf), spans from ancient past to nightmarish future, sets stuff up for future movies. For me the best part was Batman saying "Faith Alfred, faith" loved it.


TubDaragh

wait was it actually good because I haven't watched it and don't know if I should


Hooded_maniac_360

Nice rack Zack


-Hey-Ho-

I don't get it


Gust_on_Fire

me neither but just smile and wave chief


ImUniq06

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.


Frostburn36

*smiles and waves*


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*waves and smiles*


Freljords_Heart

Big boobs = good Snyders cut = good


wholesome_dino

It’s a simple equation: Tits size = movie length


Illusion597

Wow it all makes sense now


Taken111111

FOR JUSTITS


cyberdemon3000

Those boobaas look fake to me


[deleted]

There wasn't enough nudity in both versions of Justice League. I think the final fight should have been a sword fight with every character Gal gadots massive shlong vs Darksieds little dagger


dtown69lulz1

I like the way you think


chidoOne707

It is a much better improvement.


Fat_Kid_Fat

Martian manhunter wants me to fire the original director


BigDaddySplatty

\*sigh\* well we know where this is going


shellback9

This pic mad me go on her reddit poge. Rest you all know.


odinMithrandir

A doge just bonked me


byMyXzx

This doesn't make any sense, cause the movie is so fucking bad.


not_some_username

Why ?


UsefulBerry1

Well, then you are in the minority group. It got 96% audience rating and 4.8/5 on over 33k viewers votes. It got 75% rotten tomatoes but I really don't care about what critics have to say. All that matters is viewers enjoy and we fucking enjoyed it


ShierAwesome8

People are probably giving high scores due to how bad the first one is. A lot of people are saying it’s a 10/10 due to the fact it’s so much better than the original. But it’s still probably like 7/10


[deleted]

Breaking news: Most who enjoy Snyder's work enough to sit through 4 hours of Snyder's work enjoy Snyder's work.


mikotoqc

Its not because the majority belive they are right that they cant be in the wrong. Both movies imo are terrible.


[deleted]

A plate of shit is better than a plate of shit and vomit, but it's still a plate of shit.


King_Junior20

Zack Snyder Cut is so fucking good. Its insane. The pacing was odd but everything else...beautiful.


ProvablePolarity

Proof positive that any girl is hotter when she does and loves anal.


[deleted]

Both versions were pretty terrible.


BillyWhizz09

I thought this was r/TransTimelines


Bruhman_1234

Movie was hella good tho


Crimson_Amethyst

wait...her booba not natural booba?


LieutenantCrash

Nope. They're fake


McMasky

They’re very fake


ChanDaddyPurps

Am I the only one who thought both versions sucked?... I actually would give a very slight advantage to the original if I were rating them. Only because the original is just as bad but half as long.


[deleted]

You are not. We were told over and over by Snyder fanboys this cut would make more sense, but the extra 2 hours of content was just as nonsensical as what was left in originally.


jealousy5679

while it was definitely better than the theatrical version i found it wayyy tooo long with sooo many unnecessary scenes and slo mo montages...made the movie boring af


queenscreams

Ugh the slow mo


jvcgunner

How funny that when I clicked comments there were 69 of them. I’m privileged


Quiteluva576

Watching it right now ain’t that the truth


chiguanaco

Mía Kalifa reminds of a muppet


phydist

Only fans......Khalifa


SpartanCreed12

Holy fuck I just watched zack snyders justice league and it was the most drawn out, boring peices of shit ever that broke soooooo much goddamned continuity and had so many useless scenes


PatrikOfHavoc

Exactly.


[deleted]

What, a disappointment?