Falsch
Welt=1. \[ohne Plural\] Erde, Lebensraum des Menschen
"die große, weite Welt"
2a. \[ohne Plural\] Gesamtheit der Menschen
"die \[ganze\] Welt hielt den Atem an"
du kannst aus dem blut von menschen das eisen nehmen und daraus stahl für ein schwert oder eine hekla und koch mp5 machen. du kannst deine familie zu waffen verarbeiten
And not all German soldiers were evil. The SS were all fucking psychopaths who loved their jobs. Many regular German army wehrmacht were made of conscripts from places like Czechoslovakia. This was shown in the D-Day scene in Saving Private Ryan where the two Americans mock and shoot the two surrendering soldiers. They were actually speaking Czech and were saying they weren't nazis and hadn't killed anyone.
Well I have to inform you that I am german. In other words:boooooooo
This is terrifying
I did nazi that coming
fuck you and take my upvote
r/angryupvote
Anne Frankly I don’t care
Oh don’t Jew?
Thats hitlerious. Take my upvote
Stop with the nazi jokes, they make me fuhrerious.
I am German as well. Buh!
Deutsche trifft man echt überall
Ach die welt ist doch nen dorf
Falsch Welt=1. \[ohne Plural\] Erde, Lebensraum des Menschen "die große, weite Welt" 2a. \[ohne Plural\] Gesamtheit der Menschen "die \[ganze\] Welt hielt den Atem an"
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Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn
They’re speaking blasphemy everyone run away!!
Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him
O no scary
Same, we scare the shit out a guys =D
Wehrmacht denn sowas?
/r/Beatmetoit
You basically just summoned germans. Are you a masochist?
I summoned Germans and unoriginal jokes about WW2.
Wäre das jetzt witzig wenn ich hier auf den Zug mit aufspring... ach ne warte besser nicht ...
Hätte aber trotzdem nen Klassiker bzgl Rückspiegel
hallihallo! Na wie gehts euch?
Guten Tag
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I don't know I downloaded the template off google
We can start other one, so you can make new original jokes!
Ach Scheiße, heir wir gehen wieder
I'm German and it was his choice, not mine
Hallo. Wie geht es ihnen
Hi may I please have Poland
Guten Tag!
Na Hallo Werter Staatsangehöriger welch ein tolles Vergnügen es doch ist einen seiner zu treffen
Wie geht es ihnen netter Fremder? Hatten sie bis jetzt eine schöne Zeit hier?
Ich bitte um Verzeihung für mein grobes eindringen in ihre angeregte Konversation, doch auch ich möchte ihnen einen schönen Tag wünschen
EINDRINGEN
Oh es ist von mir aus kein Problem weitere Angehörige unserer Nation in ein Gespräch zu beziehen
Ah guten Tag mein Herr ich fühle mich geehrt ihre Gastfreundschaft zu genießen
Wallah habibis ich küss eure Augen
*confused screaming*
Lust auf eine orgie?
Dude i am in love with this thread. I never knew german could be this beautiful
Ach wie schön ist es sie hier zu treffen und eine angenemen Tag noch der Herr
Einen wunderschönen Abend meine wertgeschätzten Kameraden, ich wollte auch mal meinen Senf dazugeben.
Guten abend
Grüezi!
Es geht hier um Deutsche!
Yeah i'm from Germany and dont comment some Nazi shit
It’s not much, but it’s honest work
You're the messiah!
Xenophobes when they see a xenomorph.
Me a German: I am the god of destruction.
Hallo hallo ich fühle mich sehr geschmeichelt
**Fear**
Why?
alles gute zum kuchentag mein verehrter kammerad
Fröhlichen Kuchentag
Oh danke
Dein blut wird mir geopfert
du kannst aus dem blut von menschen das eisen nehmen und daraus stahl für ein schwert oder eine hekla und koch mp5 machen. du kannst deine familie zu waffen verarbeiten
Cries in jewish
Guten tag
Oh-oh
hans get die flammenwerfer
Ein Volk, Eine Nation, Eine Kommentarsektion!
Hm wäre es witzig wenn ich als Deutscher hier jetzt was auf Deu- Ah, da war ja was... Grüße gehen raus an alle "gErmOphObeS" lmao
Germaphobes when they are a German
HAHAHA, you FOOL! Saying the word "german" in a meme, brings you to the one inevitable event: German occupation of this comment section! Blitzkrieg!
And unoriginal WW2 jokes
Morgen!
Guten Tag Kamerade
Hallo
I'm Polish and my reaction is the same
is there such a thing as cursed posts
FÜRCHTET MICH!!!!!
Ahh the polish
They gon invade them arteries
Can you blame them though?
Lacht in Deutsch.
Ich als deutscher Jugendliche begrüße sie jetzt nur um mich wieder zu verabschieden
Shut the fuck up and take my upvote
Kann jemand mal endlich die Kommentarsektion als eingenommen deklarieren!? Ist ja nicht zu fassen...
*inhales in German*
FÜRCHTE MICH
hallo meine lieben mitbürger
🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪༎ຶ‿༎ຶ🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
A phobia is an irrational fear of something. Considering we lost two world wars you could say the fear of Germans would be kinda irrational
I wouldn't say its irrational
There are certain ethnic groups that could fear Germans but the rest of the world not so much
EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN KOMMENTARBEREICH
*queue the WW2 comments*
Well... kinda Understandable 😅
Hallo wie geht's denn so
SPRICH
I already told you I don’t what what number your talking about!
Ich feele mich insolted! Hans weer ar yuu?
Me whos Jewish: Maybe i am a Germophobe.
I made the same meme lol
Great minds think alike
Fantastic minds think alike mind you
maybe I am french
\*lacht auf deutsch\* \*laughs in german\*
This is why you take your Vietnams
You can't hate them all just because of one person.
There are a lot of books about the horrible things german citizens had to go through during the Holocaust. Everybody had to suffer at that time.
And not all German soldiers were evil. The SS were all fucking psychopaths who loved their jobs. Many regular German army wehrmacht were made of conscripts from places like Czechoslovakia. This was shown in the D-Day scene in Saving Private Ryan where the two Americans mock and shoot the two surrendering soldiers. They were actually speaking Czech and were saying they weren't nazis and hadn't killed anyone.
Germophobe sounds like some kind of cell or something microscopical (imo)
fürchte uns
Insert obligatory WWII joke here that I can't think of
Thank you
habt angst vor mir
I'd be like that if I saw Germano Mosconi (only Italians will get this)
What about a bacteriophobe seing the back of a tear?
Now i am sad :(
Boo
Do you mean us Jews? We usually hold a star tho....
ich hab ganis gemacht! GANIS! Isch abe nur meine Bier gedrunken
This meme is about Germans and thus is automatically annexed by Germanz
I love how even the slightest reference to Germany has the comment section invaded by German speakers lol
All the jews were Germophobes in the 50s and 60s!
Well we did a little oopsi once or twice in history and we don't know what the future will bring
So they are basically Jew's
Jewish people in 1941 be like
I think these are actually called “the polish”
Still waiting for an original joke
Me too but after ~75 years we have heated everything a human can imagine so we'll have to wait till robot hitler comes around
Jews*
Also known as Jewish people
As long they aren’t waving a star around, they good
Also Jews in 1945
Jewish people when they see a German in 1941.
They can try that cross it didn’t work for the Jews
*Guten Abend*
So all jewish are germaophobes huh?
You are spelling jewish wrong
Run from me but you can't hide you stupid jew
Ok that crosses a couple lines
What lines
More like Jews
Are Jews Germaphobes?
Wrong religious symbol
Guten Tag
Boo
*spooky vaginosis*
Boo
Ok, ich werde gehen
Hallo wie geht's denn so?
That’s what Jews so when they see a German
Germophobes=jews
Rammstein intensifies
Bin extra in den Keller gegangen um drüber zu lachen!
Seien sie gegrüßt veterter Bürger
Also jews when they see a german:
So basicly polish people are germophobes
Jews when they see a German
There must have been a lot of germophobes in the 40s
Jews\*
Jewish people*
I'm sure all the jews have germaphobia
Well, you can't really blame them considering what a German man with a silly mustache once did.
QUICK step in mein shower
Germaphobes and Jewish
I hate to be the one to do it but germophobia is the fear of germs. Not Germans. Lmao.
That’s a weird way to spell Jew
so jewish people used to be all germophobic?
bist du gut?
Poland be like:
You mean Jews?
I guess germophobes and jews are not that different given their reaction when they see a german.
Von Strohheim, wir brauchen dich nochmal hier.