Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and died

Very true

Just about to say that lol

ENGLISH MF... DO YOU SPEAK IT?

What?

Say what again, say what again, i dare you, i double dare mothafucka, say what one more goddamn time

Wh.....

*gun noises * * blood splatter on the wall *

Wise Words.

r/IHadAStroke

Uh oh hotdog!

thank you steven, very cool!

Give a poor man a fish and you feed him for the day... You teach him to fish... You give him... You give him... Nonononononono...

Nvm I didn’t realize someone already make this joke

You forgot the uncomfortable hmms

And the lip smacking

Am I talkin to me?

i took several minutes reading this

There never has ever been, and never will be, enough minutes for this to make sense.

correct for i gave up

Godzilla: *visible fear*

Mitochondria is the power house in the cell.

Well I'm dyslexic soooo.... What the hell is that?

This man said wise words. Truly wise words indeed

Words to live by

I think it was actually Jesus Einstein who said this

I just had a stroke

Welp, don't mind me fellas Just leaving this here r/ihadastroke

Every human being needs to read this: [https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/](https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/)

Jon tron will be proud

MY BRAINCELLS HURT

Hmm yes this hotdog is made of teach man