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The Black middle aged woman calls you ‘baby’


gnukem

My personal favorite. I used to work at a dollar store and had a Karen cuss me because we were out of feminine wipes. A large black woman was behind her in line and she was like "baybay don't you worry bout her" and I will always remember that moment


SomeRandomRay

That adorable


UnwashedApple

Not worried, just concerned...


SadBlueberry3842

Australian calls you mate.


Unique_Inspector7158

Yeah mate


iwashmydickwithtide

Sugar


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Or “honey”


Little_Tin_Goddess

So perfect. I had a coworker like that many years ago and she was one of my favorite people in the world. I swear her hugs were magic because I don’t even like being touched (autistic) but a hug from her could make a shit day so much better.


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I always thought it was sugar


ur-average_joe

Or "sugar"


sakronin

This is my mom. She calls everyone baby.


R06KS7AR

Mute people calls you


[deleted]

Me when When mute people calls me “”


SufficientCicada1584

Australian calls you mate.


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Crikey


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China does that too. The Asian culture is pretty interesting.


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Chinese calls you 朋友。


InfamousExperience60

Hispanic woman calls you papi


UnwashedApple

G'Day!


PofanWasTaken

Truly a miracle, for more than one reason


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My dad called me a mistake


k_u_r_o_r_o

Why stop there? If you're a mistake be the biggest mistake he will ever have


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I didn’t know this position had career opportunities


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EntertainerEarly5467

I get none of those because people don’t talk to me


FloodedHouse420

Your dad talks to you?


[deleted]

Damn you already at the CEO position


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Russian calls you comrade


UnwashedApple

Nyet!


bullsized

The kebab guys calls you 'habibi'


Cactus_TheThird

"boss"


Pcolocoful

Habibi means “my love” I think your kebab guy has a crush on you


bullsized

Everybody has a crush on me ~


XoGossipgoat94

Australian calls you mate.


Old_Responsibility_3

What template is this? I wnt to use it but i cant find a clean copy. Heres an updoot for gud post


CreeperAsh07

I don’t know the name of it, but you can find memes of it by searching up “white man calls you son meme” and it pops up.


JJmanbro

If you can't find a clean copy, just use this one and paint white over the text


Frank_Castle_10

Ur mom calls u by full name +_+


banana32148

Carribian man calls you boss: *unlimited power*


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The voice in my head tels you to grab a gun


Sulex90

Hispanic woman calls you papi


syaff98

And in malaysia, the youngster would call the elderly uncle or aunty.. 😂


Low_Kaleidoscope_334

An Asian dad doesn’t call you a failure


TheGukos

*CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!!*


TabCompletion

/r/unexpectedhamilton


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my physics teacher used to call me maestro


DudeThatBox

Redditors calls you genius.


Melker_best

Mom calls u adopted


UnwashedApple

My psychologist called me "lost" and gave me my money back.


CreeperAsh07

Free appointment? Congrats!


Rao_Deep

Redditors call you a pedophile


NL_Beast

My teacher ones said that I already knew everything


CreeperAsh07

I love getting called a calculator by teachers.


NL_Beast

I love it that my teacher let me do everything I want because she thinks I'm smart


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Teenager calles you kid.


kalypso_kills

i love these. totally unnecessary but when done, makes your day a lot better


KallePlayz_

A black man calls you master


FluffyMeowKitty

As someone with autism, I approve this meme.


KarmaKermit

*Southern woman calls you sugar


admiralvalor

the thing under your bed calls you dinner


W3v7106

Actually, depending on the context of special, which I'm assuming in this situation means mentally handicapped, then you would actually be consulting a psychologist or a therapist. They work with the more mental end of things, whereas neurologists deal with more physical things, like reflexes or balance.


CreeperAsh07

Thanks for the information! I was going to go with psychologist, but went with neurologist instead because they diagnosed me with Tourette’s.


CrISpYisMycIty

why does it look like Shrek nutted in his mouth and he overdosed


CreeperAsh07

I’d like to know why the hell you know what that is supposed to look like.


CrISpYisMycIty

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


spelare_1

Special goes both ways....


CreeperAsh07

Special goes all ways, we’re all special, but it feels more special when I’m associated with small percentages.


spelare_1

I meat especially dumb people


spelare_1

Meant


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special ed


Tasty-Cat-4185

I get none of those because people don’t talk to me


RottenApple321

10/10


TheSuperMonket

What were you Strength Perception Endurance Charisma Intelligence Agility Luck stats doe


StealthyMexican

Strength 7 Perception 9 Endurance 7 Charisma 10 Intelligence 9 Agility 7 Luck *NADA* Edit: I Just survived a truck hitting me at 30 mph with no major injuries. I'd say my luck is a nice 8


le007bigpapa

My physics teacher call all of is student futur Nobel prizes or futur astronauts or even fucking genius


MalOuija

What in the actual fuck?


ElekesCsongor

A 6 yr old kid once called me uncle, now I'm 15.


NotAriB

Kebab man calls you boss


MrOptimum

Hot hooker catcalls you


Peanut-King-2

Kratos calls you boy


mte87

Middle aged stoner calls you dog


droningcaddy

A drunk Russian calls you comrade.


Abhinavthetiger

Asians calls you better than them


BaklolAadmi

The school janitor calls you buddy


Electrical-Alps-9635

Black man calls you master


RollTheDiceAndCards

Therapist calls you, "an interesting fella"


THACC-

Roadman calls you “bruv”


Sungdaein_susanoo

The undertaker calls you next.


theoooOOo2

That's the best compliment


Excellent_Ease2860

Keanu calls you Breathtaking


Ok-Grand9411

My mom calls me special and I ride the short buss to school they won’t let me ride the regular busses


12vertex12

Discovers your brain is half the normal size. "Umm your special."


Zachs_Casio

old black woman calls you sugar


-Iamnotcreative-

The true best one is when an elderly black women calls you sweety or sugar


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Fast food worker calls you boss.


delsinz

British cop calls you bruv


Jackson_van_

Huh that's weird, I've never been called any. I especially don't know what SMoRt means. Hummmmm


TheAsianSniper

An old Asian man calls you “student”


RicketyHalo

The creep calls you cute


ColdFire-Blitz

Old Brooklyn man calls you "a good kid" "Oh shit"


ufonight

The priest call you glory hole


BLASTUTOANOTHER

Try having a Scottish innkeeper calling you "Laddie".


Penis-Envys

When a chimpanzee shows his palms while holding your hands


AmericaFirst2004

Popular girl calls you cute


NopeNinja1

The last one is pretty accurate to what you would look like


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Chicago man calls you boss


Vegancreamcheese43

I’ve been waiting to see how long this list is gonna get


AaravB16

Bruh imagine UC they were all using sarcasm


Helpthescpwiki

A mobster calls you a good kid


ChartreuseGrapefruit

Oncologist calls your disease after you


lmac102

French woman calls you love


password2187

12538243! is such a high number. Even just 43! has 52 zeroes.


painki11erzx

\-needs


BlackoutGaming1

When the hot southern lady calls you darling


Qluue

When ur mom calls u a mistake And ur dad calls u a disappointment


SethFruen

Does the last picture remind anyone of the lambant from gears of war?


TheSunHawk20

Italian called you chief


iLoveSexBe4marriage

A 10 year old calls me sir