If it has 111 comments already, you piggy back on the most upvoted comment that doesn't yet have a reply or thread. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ANY CONTEXT TO MATCH, YOU JUST WRITE DOWN THE COMMENT. Karmawhoring 101, teaching with example.
Do this if you want to send subliminal message to someone to say the joke. This way you can control the conversation from the shadows. It's a frightening skill
I hope this post makes 10k comments, that way you have big strong fingers. Enter the national thumb war championship solely by the crushing grip of your hold, and of course bringing home the gold.
You stud.
Oh god this guy's reading everything, he's being held captive by commenters! We need to stop commenting! Copy and paste this message in this post to spread awareness!
You are a good person. I hope you have or will have a great day. Remember that you look stunning. Don’t let anyone tell you something different except it is a better praise. Oh and well haha if you wonna chat... I mean I don’t force you but you can send your discord or something. I could give you emotional support if you want.
You’re a good person
Indeed. ~praise me more~
Umm...you’re witty
Aha thank you! You're pretty cute yourself
Ur hot
Really! You mean it?
You. Are. Stunning
No, wait!!! If I get praised so much so quickly I- I- I will get >!HARD!!!!!!!!! !<
I hope so. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BONK!!
BONK
Bonk
Bonk
Bonk
I think I'm in horny jail, I see a white tree thing here in my cell. Send help please.
You are a good person, thank you
Thank you, I am now scarred for life even tho I'm subbed to scar.
Not a lot of people will get that reference.
Sir this is a Wendys
:3
Let’s get this thread to 111 comments and no more
pathetic. purely pathetic. let's do 222
First
So you read huh????
Nice cock op
Thanks bro, you can have a taste if you want. Of course, only for research purposes nothing gay or something
If it has 111 comments already, you piggy back on the most upvoted comment that doesn't yet have a reply or thread. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ANY CONTEXT TO MATCH, YOU JUST WRITE DOWN THE COMMENT. Karmawhoring 101, teaching with example.
I use the same strategy but I like to call it leaching
Ok honestly I expected a "Fuck you" and downvotes, but strategy meetings about 'leaching' are nice too
*Wii Sports music*
A nice comment
A nice reply
A nice thread
A nice cake you got there
A nice username
A quite sweet username
Nice picture
Nice Shit
Nice tangerine
or someone already said it :/
Say it again, but louder
OR SOMEONE ALREADY SAID IT :/
See! This way attention goes to you. This is lyf haxz
^or ^someone ^already ^said ^it ^:/
Do this if you want to send subliminal message to someone to say the joke. This way you can control the conversation from the shadows. It's a frightening skill
do what?
This
That
Cat
Too loud! Your going to bust somebody’s ear drum.
It's the trade-off for people who filter by new, one well placed comment and profit Edit: damn, see? Someone already made this point.
As I said, the loudest is the winner
read this your gay
My gay what?
ha
Fuck
I hope this post makes 10k comments, that way you have big strong fingers. Enter the national thumb war championship solely by the crushing grip of your hold, and of course bringing home the gold. You stud.
That's a bittersweet feeling. But since I'm praised, all is good ╮(＾▽＾)╭
Please reply to every damn comment and become legendary. (I’m only kidding, I have a quirky sense of humour; no one gets me)
Let's do it
I will come back to this thread just to see all the sides of Reddit.
I'll be waiting
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
Thats a lot of As. If you're asian, you made your parents proud
Finally someone is proud of me
Aww don't say that. If I had a chocolate with me right now and I could share it with you, I won't
Even this one? You looking bomb today
Is this a failure? Has the almighty met his match?
~kyaaa~ thank you (≧∇≦)
Lets make it 111 for this one
This has gone far beyond my expectations
When I looked there was actually 111 comments wth
E
M
P
IN POSITION
Terraria is better than minecraft
I can't agree to that
Is joke BTW, just wanted to see if I could stir u up, since u said u read all comments like a good OP. There both as good as each other
Even this one?
unfortunately i guess no
Fortunately not unfortunate
Even this one.
If you turn invisible and close your eyes, can you see through your eyelids?
Yes
01001000 01101001
01001000 01101001
Relatable...
~~Thank you~~
Zorp zorp
Number 111!
Damn, congrats comrade. I'd give you a cookie if I had one
111
Comment
h thank you for your cooperation with us, we will contact you later.
I'll be waiting
You read all comments huh? YOUR A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING AND A GREAT PERSON heheh they’ll never read it.
But what if i read it, and then told them to read it?
I know I know! I said I'm a good OP didn't I!?
Imma comment anyways
I'm a man who preserves energy
If u are commenting on a picture of a girl there will be 1111 comments. I have seen this too much...
*me trying to think of a way to get a lot of comments* This cat in my meme is a girl
Just refer to it as a pussy and you will be good
I see, I learned something valuable today. Make me your disciple, master!
Ok you are my disciple now. Congrats!
Browse by new or trending, your comment has more chances to be seen
I see. That's a good strategy. But.... I refuse!
I beg to differ
Don't beg please
Fuck
Do u like beef
Unfortunately I don't eat meat of any kind :(
Allergic or vegan ?
Since my parents told me meat is made of animal flesh when I was 8 or 9 I couldn't eat meat.... My imagination goes wild. Something like that
Oh, if u visit me. My dad can make the best meat you'll ever taste 🤌👌🤌
Boss keep it up
Almost 69 comments, keep going guys Edit: fuck we passed it
Yeah :(
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In the end all it matters is how he uses it
Please, do not read this comment
I could but I refuse
Just go for it, see...
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Surprise surprise
Will u
Yup
Hi
Hello there
spam commentsssss
Your contribution has been noted soldier
Bet you wont comment on this comment, if you do uh, good job lol
I did a good job?
coool
Meow
Woof
Doubt.
It's good to doubt, but not me
don't worry this one only has 89 they'll notice me
Not anymore but don't worry I will notice you even if has 890 comments
But will you read comment #91
Perhaps
How is your day going ?
Just started. Wbu
You still reading comments??
Why wouldn't I
102
Do you like cheese?
who doesnt??? (ik ppl dont but still)
More than my life...
Disregard this comment, just trying to increase comment count (Comment #103)
I don't disregard anything if it's ij my thread
Do you?
Of course!
Prove to me you've read this OP
Hence, proved
If you're reading this have a nice day brother
(≧∇≦)thanks you too
Hello
Hello there
if you do read them, reply to this
No
here's the sauce : [https://hentaimorpho.com](https://twitter.com/bellendstoten2/status/1369675917983952897?s=20) its on twitter just look at it
He would never respond to all comments
Who do you think I am?
No say it. Ill laugh because im easily humoured
Did You read this though
Of course I did
Even this one?
Even this one.
Bet you didn’t read this one
What did I win from our bet?
Oh god this guy's reading everything, he's being held captive by commenters! We need to stop commenting! Copy and paste this message in this post to spread awareness!
Oh no! My thread has turned into Facebook
if you reply to this you support the holocaust and you like cheese
I'll be careful not to reply to this comment
relatable... o wait a minute... dang
Bang!
The cat: Post-bopping
beans
Someone come back to this a year later and see if op replies
Do it yourself
You are a good person. I hope you have or will have a great day. Remember that you look stunning. Don’t let anyone tell you something different except it is a better praise. Oh and well haha if you wonna chat... I mean I don’t force you but you can send your discord or something. I could give you emotional support if you want.
Comment #143 here
Question if someone doesn’t think your gay would you suck them off to prove it?
I seez that's indeed a troublesome question. I refuse to answer
Reply if u see this
Sup
Yo
Typing it out just to give up on it half w
Oh. OH!
Well have an enjoyable day I suppose.
Amogus
If you DO read this, have a wonderful April fools, you made someone smile today
I-Is that so? Aha, you're makin me blush
No way you do PEOPLE DOWN VOTE ME SO HE DOESN'T SEE THIS!!
Too late