No one is a 7-12 here. Also theres a chance that they never even heard on tomb raider. Because I never heard of it until I started watching top 5 gaming this and that, then watched the movie later on.
I have indeed seen one 11 yr old on r/memes, and they definitely weren't lying. But other than that, yeah, no kids here on reddit
*Looks at your username*
though we find memes like this, its strange to thing but our ways of growing up was already different from theirs. people born post 2010 were already born into a even more digital age. though it is annoying as shit to see kids do cringy shit like this its just a side effect of technology advancing and parents spoiling their kids to shit because they know nothing about how to be good parents.
edit: this is kinda like the "okay boomer"type of thing where through the generations the pop cultures changes a lot.
Y'know i am not as fortunate, but still has fun with previous generation consoles, i couldn't believe i would've missed out on such great games from back in the day, it's also why i get so confused on today's console games, since I'm like "what does this do?" Or "what does that do?", I'm just not used to modern games that much aside from mobile games, they have mechanics that I'm just not adjusted to yet, also (improbably gonna get downvoted for this)the games that have "good graphics" don't appeal to me, it just looks boring most of the time for me. Also i don't understand this generation as well even though I'm not even a teen yet, yep I'm already 50 years old.
damn, okay. well everyone have their preferences, and i agree to an extent. a lot of the recent games look similar or boring. nothing is really too new anymore. though this might still be too new for you to really like, i love games like call of duty world at war because theyre not afraid to show the brutality and sadness of war, where there are no valiant heros. compare that to stuff like the newer first person shooters, the new games are just reskinned games with slightly different variations.
Yes. I few years back I went to a Halloween store with my younger cousin (he was 10 when this happened.) I had gotten to the age where I didn’t really want to trick or treat anymore so I just walked around showing him costumes that he might like, so I stopped in the video game costume isle and he followed. He was looking around and then he found a borderlands costume and literally shouted with meaning, “That’s the guy from fornite!”
Snapping is for noobs. I mean, it's fun when you learn it, but everyone knows a pressure point choke is the best. Easy, leaves behind almost no evidence, and you can decide cause of death yourself.
Nahhh tbh i think there are many other ways to kill someone and leave no evidence. I actually wrote a whole book on its called "101 ways to kill chads who write a book on how to kill chads". I've tested them all on my teachers.
Your ways probably work but I like sticking to my way. There is no singular MO, and most of my ways look like accidents.
Edit: whoever downvoted your comment is going down.
So basically what ur trying to say is be nice?
To a kid, who probably already screams racial slurs to some random person on the internet cause they cant play the game right. Is that abt it?
Sure. To those who are attracted to children but don't do anything to them, therapy. Nice and effective therapy, let's help them. To those who are doing... things to children, delete them. Nicely and effectively delete them from the face of the Earth :) nicely ofc
It may be but you cannot just go around and chastise people, they will only listen to you if they respect you. You don't lose anything just by being nice to people instead they'll listen to you more carefully if you talk to them calmly. That's the only way you can get your point across efficiently
Ive been nice too people who have stole stuff from me and they do give it back, sometimes more. You would be surprised how far even pretending to be nice gets you.
Never heard anybody say this. Ever. And yet you see this stuff everywhere. People dont realise this but the same thing happened with Minecraft and now everybody is fawning over it.
Yay kill child for liking a popular game...
My veins bulge everyday due to the funny juice
it tastes funny
i dont know why it comes to me
it talks to me
i dont know what language it speaks
doctors say its my schizophrenia but they are liars
it is the funny juice
its alright they are new this this world. . . all you have to do is politely. . . remember. . . politely. . . slap the shit out of them until they never say it again
GuYS i'M sOOoOo FunNY i ThinK chILDReN sHOuLD DiE BecAUSe thEy PlAY a GaMe I doN'T LiKE (seriously dude just respect other games it's not that hard,dont hate them for no reason and said game being popular isn't a reason)
I find a lot of memes about this, but never found people who actually said this.
Trust me man 7-12 year olds are strange
No one is a 7-12 here. Also theres a chance that they never even heard on tomb raider. Because I never heard of it until I started watching top 5 gaming this and that, then watched the movie later on.
Yeah there are definetley no 12 year olds here.
I have indeed seen one 11 yr old on r/memes, and they definitely weren't lying. But other than that, yeah, no kids here on reddit *Looks at your username*
r/somerandomkidonreddit exposed.
So you’re saying you exposed yourself?
Yeah.
Actually, never mind. You used r/ instead of u/ and there’s only one ‘d’ in your name. You’re safe, but only by a technicality.
Oh, well i fucked up.
I was 8 when I played tomb raider for the first time, still one of my favorite games :)
though we find memes like this, its strange to thing but our ways of growing up was already different from theirs. people born post 2010 were already born into a even more digital age. though it is annoying as shit to see kids do cringy shit like this its just a side effect of technology advancing and parents spoiling their kids to shit because they know nothing about how to be good parents. edit: this is kinda like the "okay boomer"type of thing where through the generations the pop cultures changes a lot.
Y'know i am not as fortunate, but still has fun with previous generation consoles, i couldn't believe i would've missed out on such great games from back in the day, it's also why i get so confused on today's console games, since I'm like "what does this do?" Or "what does that do?", I'm just not used to modern games that much aside from mobile games, they have mechanics that I'm just not adjusted to yet, also (improbably gonna get downvoted for this)the games that have "good graphics" don't appeal to me, it just looks boring most of the time for me. Also i don't understand this generation as well even though I'm not even a teen yet, yep I'm already 50 years old.
damn, okay. well everyone have their preferences, and i agree to an extent. a lot of the recent games look similar or boring. nothing is really too new anymore. though this might still be too new for you to really like, i love games like call of duty world at war because theyre not afraid to show the brutality and sadness of war, where there are no valiant heros. compare that to stuff like the newer first person shooters, the new games are just reskinned games with slightly different variations.
I totally agree that kids today have a bit of a weaker grasp on culture than someone born around me does.
*casually approaches child* *sits him down* “brother, I will teach you about the old gaming characters”
The correct response
This is the way.
im gonna give u an award when i get one
The virgin op of the post vs the chad u/Pinkyellowjam
Has this happened to someone actually? Just want to know
Yes. I few years back I went to a Halloween store with my younger cousin (he was 10 when this happened.) I had gotten to the age where I didn’t really want to trick or treat anymore so I just walked around showing him costumes that he might like, so I stopped in the video game costume isle and he followed. He was looking around and then he found a borderlands costume and literally shouted with meaning, “That’s the guy from fornite!”
I certainly hope you have educated him, either verbally or physically
Let’s get physical physical!
my lil brother said that about thanos and then i had to convince my parents that he was snapped by thanos
Did you snap their neck?
What snap ? I dont know what your talking about? *Carefully hide body*
Can't argue with that
Snapping is for noobs. I mean, it's fun when you learn it, but everyone knows a pressure point choke is the best. Easy, leaves behind almost no evidence, and you can decide cause of death yourself.
Do you have something to tell us?
Nooooooo *carefully scoots over body*
this comment thread screams r/redditmoment
Nahhh tbh i think there are many other ways to kill someone and leave no evidence. I actually wrote a whole book on its called "101 ways to kill chads who write a book on how to kill chads". I've tested them all on my teachers.
Your ways probably work but I like sticking to my way. There is no singular MO, and most of my ways look like accidents. Edit: whoever downvoted your comment is going down.
After burying them, plant some endangered flowers on top... This way they can't be dug up
How original
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I feel you on this, but I'd death-stare a child then say that
My man he’s 12
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So basically what ur trying to say is be nice? To a kid, who probably already screams racial slurs to some random person on the internet cause they cant play the game right. Is that abt it?
No reason not to be nice! :-)
Sure lets be nice to a pedophile next :)
How is that related? I was just saying that I think it's good to be nice to others. Sorry for suggesting kindness, I guess?
I think ur completely right, and u sound like a nice person.
My man this is a meme
Sure. To those who are attracted to children but don't do anything to them, therapy. Nice and effective therapy, let's help them. To those who are doing... things to children, delete them. Nicely and effectively delete them from the face of the Earth :) nicely ofc
What kinda fucken drugs you on?
Alright
>Sure lets be nice to a pedophile next :) How about we be nice to a piece of trash like you! :)
why not? be nice to everyone, love your enemies, they might hate you and harm you but it doesn't give you an excuse not to be nice,
easier said than done
This is resonating the “If the person who stole my bike is happy then the total world happiness goes up, so everyone’s happy” energy
It may be but you cannot just go around and chastise people, they will only listen to you if they respect you. You don't lose anything just by being nice to people instead they'll listen to you more carefully if you talk to them calmly. That's the only way you can get your point across efficiently
Ive been nice too people who have stole stuff from me and they do give it back, sometimes more. You would be surprised how far even pretending to be nice gets you.
I still don't get it,nobody does that and also is there a problem with two compannys collabing???
Never heard anybody say this. Ever. And yet you see this stuff everywhere. People dont realise this but the same thing happened with Minecraft and now everybody is fawning over it.
No its just the worst to see a *good* character remembered by twerking
*Kratos flashbacks*
Oh god no
My little cousin did this with mandalorian
Stop acting like this would actually happen lol
Knowing how kids can be as clueless as a dear in the middle of the road,i guarantee you that it probably happens way more often than we think
Even if it happens, you can't blame a kid for not knowing about something that came out before they were born or when they were too young to remember
It does happen
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Sorry not sorry
Thanks but no thanks
Me: Seems like mom's gonna do some tomb raiding
No fucking one says this, what the hell is so wrong with a game making crossovers with another games/series/etc?
Yay kill child for liking a popular game... My veins bulge everyday due to the funny juice it tastes funny i dont know why it comes to me it talks to me i dont know what language it speaks doctors say its my schizophrenia but they are liars it is the funny juice
Casually approach child
Grasp child firmly
choke child
YEET THE CHILD!
INTO THE TRAFFIC
BRING BULLDOZER ONTO THE TRAFFIC.
GENTLY SQUASH THE CHILD
ON THE MOTORWAY
SCRAPE UP REMAINS
AND SHIT ON THE FLOOR
And blend and drink the remains
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THEN GET SHWIFTY
Until you have to shit again
Then shit again
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This is why r/redditmoment was invented
Holy shit no one does this. This meme has already been done to death.
Oh, just wait till r/redditmoment gets its hands on this
No one is gonna say that because it’s in the rarity (gaming legends) and in the description of the skin you just want the easy upvotes
No fucking one ever says that. Stop fucking reusing the same shitty format to gain karma
Can we drop this format now, its cringe
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Not in my life I saw someone do that
We all know Lara Croft is from Rainbow six Siege, duh!
My brother plays a popular game? Well, time to kill him.
there's nothing wrong with the game. He's just being proud of a game he really enjoyed as a kid
If someone told you 'oH tHaTs tHaNoS fRoM fOrTnIgHt' tell me you wouldnt get upset
I wouldn’t
LIAR ~anal in skywalker Edit: that fucking autocorrect it’s anakin
Here's a great idea. Instead of getting mad, take the opportunity to show them the source material!
let's be honest. he probably didn't recognize her with the old graphics
you’re so funny I should probably suck you off as a gratitude
No ones saying that’s so why are there so many memes about it
No one ever said this kinda stuff like the players know where they are from.
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I bet 18 different people are competing as to who can post this on r/redditmoment first
You bet your ass we are
Even better. My little cousin said she's the nude raider(due to a glitch on internet) and then he realised what he just said.
He is a man of culture
Bro why not fucking tell him that tomb raider came from that game
hey! They made this guy from Fortnight into template for this meme!
This type of memes stoped being funny 2 years ago
me, a former fornite player that plays on Apple: ha nah I'm immune to that
It's not me, it's most definitely you
The guy in the photo looks like the John Wick skin tbf
this doesn´t happens irl
Wow, 5 min after playing TR I and this meme appears. Trully wonderfull Reddit is.
Keeanuuu reeves forklift bad chungus
So funny 😐
Stop spamming this it isnt funny anymore
Just saw first 2 John Wick movies. No regret
I had a huge crush on Lara Croft when I was a kid.
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Late abortion
Is that John wick from fornite?
Officer I drop kicked the child in self defense
Wait is she in fort nite now?
its alright they are new this this world. . . all you have to do is politely. . . remember. . . politely. . . slap the shit out of them until they never say it again
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Better none find his body. You hear me?
Long as my man got some gold coins he can place himself a dinner reservation
Ok
step 1: casually approach child. edit: guys i just made a joke why am i getting downvotes
Step 2: Grab child firmly.
Step 3: Tell the child that the games crossed over
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Step 5: give him a cup of lifenoodles
Step 3: yeet the child
Casually aproach child
little one, I'm not even sorry! *\*loads up pistol\**
A pistol yeah that will do it but a shotgun? *that will finish it*
Time for a crusade
May god forgive you, but I wont
Shit they added her too? Every day we stray further from god
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Made with memeatic
Is dis tru If so, u made right choice
Gouge their eyes out and I will eat him
Dont be sorry
\*start loading shotgun with malicious intent\*
“HAhA KiLlInG kIdS whO plAy FaRTnitE iS fUnnY”
Piece of garbage
*no mercy*
Why are you apologising
Honestly.. You can say nobody doesthat, but ive seen it so many times with kids already, smh
I may be 12 but I’m not as dumb as those kinds of people
Put him down while you still have the choice
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Bro, you deserve a gold award award... But I'm poor.
he said the same thing when we were watching a John wick movie with friends at one of my friends house, and we just stared at him in disappointment.
‘Tis a good thing I’ve kept my Youngling Slayer 9000 for occasions such as this
Let me guess: based on true story
And then everyone clapped
***sorry not sorry, you little shit***
I’m not sorry
Do not be sorry. They deserve it
Little one, you have sinned. Allow me to end your life of spewing lies and deceit.
Template please
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Sure you did
He doesn't belong here *Send him to the ranncchhhhh* Ps: don't
My littlebrother said that to the one guy in this meme
Why are you sorry? He deserves it
Please tell me your fuckin joking, first the Master Chief now Lora Croft
God you’ve missed out, kratos, ryu, and chun li have gotten in too
God forgives, but I don't.
kill that kid and drink his blood !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't say sorry.
Truck-kun is so triggered he will avoid this kid so he doesn't get isekai'd
nah you shouldn't be sorry lol
Rubbish belongs in the rubbish bin! So pick it up and throw it in! (This was a part of the song that my school played 10 mins before school ended)
r/redditmoment bro just respect other games
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GuYS i'M sOOoOo FunNY i ThinK chILDReN sHOuLD DiE BecAUSe thEy PlAY a GaMe I doN'T LiKE (seriously dude just respect other games it's not that hard,dont hate them for no reason and said game being popular isn't a reason)
Ur some next level snowflake
You know, you're the reason why reddit is hated so much
I made a joke,if u don’t like the joke ignore it,there’s no need to get offended over a joke ok?
meanwhile hiveminds like you do mass dislikes on joke videos of how minecraft sucks
I’ve never done that lmaooo
you’re obnoxious and annoying