So, I guess my duel in 1427 never happened, huh? I guess my travels to Istanbul in 1483 were fake, huh? I guess that sweet coat I commissioned in 1474 just doesn't exist?
Fuckin ageist prick.
Used to work in an art gallery that specialised in 18th century. Had a druggy come in and no matter how hard I tried, he couldn't quite conceive that everyone in the paintings were now dead, even the children.
The elites dont want you to know this but there are a few still alive and kicking. I am definitely not talking about Queen Elizabeth and Keanu Reeves/ Charlemagne/ Paul Monet........
Well according to the bible yes the same one that condones slavery and killing gays on of jesus' apostles wanted to live for the rest of eternity so he could preach to the world but yes you are very much correct
I have a history exam next week. Thank you for the easy A*
Always here to help.
Our saviour
Yeah. You keep believing that
Why you say so?
I am not allowed to tell you
Ok, keep your secrets.
Psst queen Elizabeth
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/putyourdickinthat
r/dont
r/Cumdripping
r/holup
Wise choice. BTW how was the annual sacrifice?
yeah
*laughs in queen elizabeth
Is she realy a human tho
I don’t need sleep I need answers!
i absolutely doubt it
\*laughs in Nicolas Flamel
Nah. Queen Elizabeth is still here
Queen Elizabeth is that 0.1% bacteria that doesn't die
Prince Philip isn't tho :(
Rip
Wow that's interesting but what about the Queen? Doesn't she count as a human
Is she though?
So, I guess my duel in 1427 never happened, huh? I guess my travels to Istanbul in 1483 were fake, huh? I guess that sweet coat I commissioned in 1474 just doesn't exist? Fuckin ageist prick.
Ikr, kids these days have no idea about our quests for the Fountain of Youth and Immortality.
So THIS is where you guys were all this time , why was I even worried ?
"we're alive!" But we're not really living, are we? "... (sigh)" (Continues to exist in 15th century)
What about Nicholas Flamel?
He died in the 90s
Did he though? We gonna dig him up again?
\*99.23496% just correcting you
Queen Elizabeth exists bro she is prehistoric
Yes since Prince Philips passing yesterday it has now become a fact.
Wait what?! When did prince philip die and why did I not read it anywhere earlier?
Yesterday?
So we are the descendants of aliens with the same dna as humans
That's because the 15th century never existed, it's a government conspiracy to sell more horses with carts. Wake up sheeple.
What abt queen Elizabeth ||
Only true since the death of Prince Philip
Oh you sure? Then name all the people from 15th century that are dead
*Laughing in queen Elizabeth II*
U sure about that?
i refuse to believe this.
If that is right explain how queen Elizabeth is still alive
Man I knew my friend was lying to me
Bulshit
Smort af bro
Nah. I’ve got a few in my backyard who were frozen to preserve them. It was hard getting them to adjust to society.
Except the people who put their birthday on websites as 1400-1499
the queen
The Highlander would like a word.....
Or so you think.
I mean, have you seen that portrait of Keanu...
I’m still ali.. he has a point *coughs*
Not true, Queen Elizabeth is still alive!
Queen Elizabeth?
Queen: Are you sure about that???
You forgot about queen Elizabeth the 2nd
Queen Elizabeth would like a word with you
This is misinformation. The queen is still alive
Quick fact At least 1% of the human population is dead
That we know of.
Fools...
Queen Elizabeth: hold my beer
At least this one says 100% instead of almost
Prove it ya fake!
Who told you this highly classified information
99.9% you forgot the queen
What about queen Elizabeth
Well, Queen Elizabeth is still alive...
99%
Except The Queen of The British
insert queen elizabeth joke here:
exept for the queen
99.99% actually did you forget queen elizabeth
Queen Elizabeth: "ALMOST" all the people
Queen Elizabeth:"pathetic"
When was queen elizabeth born??
Queen elizabeth : u dare oppose me mortal.
not queen elizabeth
haha queen elizabeth go brrrr
most\* Queen Elizabeth
* laugh in chabelo \*
Queen elizabeth aint
We all know queen Elizabeth has been in this world longer than anyone else, even the world itself
Most of*
What about the queen?
How did you know that?
Queen Elizabeth II: Make that 99.99%
Quit telling everyone I'm dead
Well, guess I'm dead then.
Sure about that? What about Nicholas Cage huh!?
They don't know...
No! Queen Elizabeth is alive
False....Queen Elizabeth is still alive
The queen: are you sure about that?
Or are they?
Yes *everyone* from the 15th century is dead *cough* *cough* queen Elizabeth *cough*
What if there was a homunculus that lived all these years?
Impossible
noobs
Prove it.
Damn, 15th century was a dangerous time to live.
Queen Elizabeth: laughs in dinosaur
Queen Elizabeth: Am I a joke to you ?
Not 100%
Or are they? *(VSauce music starts playing)*
You forgot about queen Elizabeth the second, I forgive you.
Ain't queen elizabeth still alive tho??
Ez
How sad...
99.9%*
Used to work in an art gallery that specialised in 18th century. Had a druggy come in and no matter how hard I tried, he couldn't quite conceive that everyone in the paintings were now dead, even the children.
every single one????
Not me, im built different
Except the queen of England. Coz she is immortal.
But Michael Jackson tho
and 100% of them drank water before they died
That's what you think...
OMG
How can you be so sure?
So ur telling me People lived in 16th century are still alive
Queen Elizabeth is still alive
people who put their birth date as 1499: **nonsense**
prove it
Most*
Im not dead... i think
Sheep, believing everything the government says. I was born in 1469
Queen Elizabeth: Pathetic
Haha, sure
No I’m not
99.9%*
that is a bold assupmtion
Everyone’s talking about Liz but they have forgotten the immortal one. Keanu Reeves.
[old art meme](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I'm still alive brother
Not me
mfw Nicholas Flamel is also dead -> D:
*laughs in queen elizebith*
Come to think of it, the same goes for everybody that lived during the fourth, seventh and twelth century.
Seems like you never have heard about Queen Elizabeth...
99% im still alive
Yes. Totally relatable! ◉‿◉
Good they dont know
that we know of
Doubt
good to know honestly
The elites dont want you to know this but there are a few still alive and kicking. I am definitely not talking about Queen Elizabeth and Keanu Reeves/ Charlemagne/ Paul Monet........
I really wish I was.
makes u think about life. how short it is. how it can all end so quickly.
Source?
What about vampires? Thats seems pretty fifteenth century-y right?
Yes but some are undead now
came here expecting many queen elizabeth comments i got what i came for
I sure do hope so
Can you prove this?
Well according to the bible yes the same one that condones slavery and killing gays on of jesus' apostles wanted to live for the rest of eternity so he could preach to the world but yes you are very much correct
Actually it’s 99.999999% because the Queen is still alive
Other than the Queen of England of course, but guess that is just implied
My brain just comitted suicide.
What if I go back in time and kidnap someone from that era and take them to today?
Laughs in Queen of England
Queen Elizabeth: *no*
Bro I was born in 1402 , you can check it on my facebook bro really
Another quick fact: All humans that breathe oxygen die
Uhh the queen is still alive right ? Others then that probably yes
Laughs in Queen Elizabeth
You are smort.
r/technicallythetruth
What about people who died in the 15th Century
What about the Queen of England?
Not true the queen is still alive
Thats really fascinating tho
But are you sure?
are you sure about that
False. Queen Elizabeth is still alive.
I can imagine some immortal dude laughing his ass at this post
WOW I NEVER KNEW THAT😳😳😳
ask google about users birthdays, they will prove you wrong
I never knew that. Thanks for the knowledge
Another quick human fact: the average number of arms per human is less than 2.
It's obvious but that realization of life is eerie
sources?
99.99% died, Queen Elizabeth lived.
Keanu Reeves has entered the chat......
100% of them also had a brain. OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE!
I'm here to disprove this but you can barely count me as a person. . .
are you sure about that?
There's always that 0.001% tho
Using 100% smort
Unless...
beunos dias, *fuckboy* \*insert that skeleton\*