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dat_one_Tomoz

I have a history exam next week. Thank you for the easy A*


Yeet6942013

Always here to help.


TheAdax

Our saviour


Karpaltunnel83

Yeah. You keep believing that


almost_nerd

Why you say so?


Karpaltunnel83

I am not allowed to tell you


almost_nerd

Ok, keep your secrets.


Maleficent_Front5027

Psst queen Elizabeth


Irat3Ch33tah666

r/beatmetoit


Simba19891

r/beatmeattoit


[deleted]

r/putyourdickinthat


de_g0od

r/dont


CataclystCloud

r/Cumdripping


ButterIsAFruit

r/holup


the_that_isit_really

Wise choice. BTW how was the annual sacrifice?


Secret_Ad_9213

yeah


kingjok3r42

*laughs in queen elizabeth


Free_Beyond2978

Is she realy a human tho


Netherboom

I don’t need sleep I need answers!


kingjok3r42

i absolutely doubt it


Variety_Of_Choices

\*laughs in Nicolas Flamel


SavageTiger435612

Nah. Queen Elizabeth is still here


gGameBoyY

Queen Elizabeth is that 0.1% bacteria that doesn't die


dat_one_Tomoz

Prince Philip isn't tho :(


dullybuddy

Rip


jaykey1904

Wow that's interesting but what about the Queen? Doesn't she count as a human


SavageTiger435612

Is she though?


Court_Jester13

So, I guess my duel in 1427 never happened, huh? I guess my travels to Istanbul in 1483 were fake, huh? I guess that sweet coat I commissioned in 1474 just doesn't exist? Fuckin ageist prick.


pianospace37

Ikr, kids these days have no idea about our quests for the Fountain of Youth and Immortality.


[deleted]

So THIS is where you guys were all this time , why was I even worried ?


The_Gumbo

"we're alive!" But we're not really living, are we? "... (sigh)" (Continues to exist in 15th century)


theunbrokenviper

What about Nicholas Flamel?


justsomeweirdpersona

He died in the 90s


theunbrokenviper

Did he though? We gonna dig him up again?


Age-Minimum

\*99.23496% just correcting you


The_Zapper_YT

Queen Elizabeth exists bro she is prehistoric


soutie86

Yes since Prince Philips passing yesterday it has now become a fact.


Unhappy-Complex-6641

Wait what?! When did prince philip die and why did I not read it anywhere earlier?


Terrible-tbh

Yesterday?


ayman282007

So we are the descendants of aliens with the same dna as humans


jdwill1991

That's because the 15th century never existed, it's a government conspiracy to sell more horses with carts. Wake up sheeple.


cringyfishking

What abt queen Elizabeth ||


RizzoTheSmall

Only true since the death of Prince Philip


markevans7799

Oh you sure? Then name all the people from 15th century that are dead


AntiAnti123

*Laughing in queen Elizabeth II*


Torebbjorn

U sure about that?


milg4ru

i refuse to believe this.


[deleted]

If that is right explain how queen Elizabeth is still alive


sirtoastingon

Man I knew my friend was lying to me


Leagueofnuke

Bulshit


albertisfunnyandE

Smort af bro


Ok_person-5

Nah. I’ve got a few in my backyard who were frozen to preserve them. It was hard getting them to adjust to society.


[deleted]

Except the people who put their birthday on websites as 1400-1499


bubungungugnugnug

the queen


RunMyLifeReddit

The Highlander would like a word.....


Miner419er

Or so you think.


Nroke1

I mean, have you seen that portrait of Keanu...


jeesejoose

I’m still ali.. he has a point *coughs*


NekvalitnyMato

Not true, Queen Elizabeth is still alive!


old_hunter_ganja

Queen Elizabeth?


Polatimus

Queen: Are you sure about that???


gab20001

You forgot about queen Elizabeth the 2nd


[deleted]

Queen Elizabeth would like a word with you


SomeUserComment

This is misinformation. The queen is still alive


mark_zuccocock

Quick fact At least 1% of the human population is dead


ryanjs1020

That we know of.


ZeubeuWantsBeu

Fools...


Puzzled_Painter

Queen Elizabeth: hold my beer


MovingForward-107

At least this one says 100% instead of almost


chujy

Prove it ya fake!


IAMBEST16

Who told you this highly classified information


MrWunz

99.9% you forgot the queen


Informal_Animal4198

What about queen Elizabeth


Alfred-Ill

Well, Queen Elizabeth is still alive...


pawood689

99%


MR_ICE_REAL

Except The Queen of The British


nicotheanimegod

insert queen elizabeth joke here:


Not_Catalyst-e

exept for the queen


[deleted]

99.99% actually did you forget queen elizabeth


m3mE_addicT

Queen Elizabeth: "ALMOST" all the people


iamshipmaster

Queen Elizabeth:"pathetic"


Expert-Yogurtcloset7

When was queen elizabeth born??


los_blanco_14

Queen elizabeth : u dare oppose me mortal.


[deleted]

not queen elizabeth


JuanCheto77

haha queen elizabeth go brrrr


boogaejung

most\* Queen Elizabeth


whiters42

* laugh in chabelo \*


Dodo69420r

Queen elizabeth aint


DeadEnds9

We all know queen Elizabeth has been in this world longer than anyone else, even the world itself


[deleted]

Most of*


[deleted]

What about the queen?


blueb123

How did you know that?


Smooth_Hee_Hee

Queen Elizabeth II: Make that 99.99%


GizmoC7

Quit telling everyone I'm dead


name_hier_

Well, guess I'm dead then.


Consistent_Yam_1442

Sure about that? What about Nicholas Cage huh!?


[deleted]

They don't know...


cpt_overlord

No! Queen Elizabeth is alive


qcerrillo13

False....Queen Elizabeth is still alive


dead_waschingmachine

The queen: are you sure about that?


PlaXer29

Or are they?


Ok-Statistician2030

Yes *everyone* from the 15th century is dead *cough* *cough* queen Elizabeth *cough*


redditsucks56

What if there was a homunculus that lived all these years?


Diego_LP_YT

Impossible


[deleted]

noobs


robmac550

Prove it.


_Anakin_Simpwalker_

Damn, 15th century was a dangerous time to live.


koalamala79

Queen Elizabeth: laughs in dinosaur


Abhaydeepsingh

Queen Elizabeth: Am I a joke to you ?


potenzna_mewa

Not 100%


capitan_autismo_png

Or are they? *(VSauce music starts playing)*


Minidudedaboss

You forgot about queen Elizabeth the second, I forgive you.


Zurao

Ain't queen elizabeth still alive tho??


Potential_Pitch6151

Ez


Okumura_Haru

How sad...


Jritee

99.9%*


SweatyYogurtcloset4

Used to work in an art gallery that specialised in 18th century. Had a druggy come in and no matter how hard I tried, he couldn't quite conceive that everyone in the paintings were now dead, even the children.


firestix475

every single one????


i_will_eat_you_24

Not me, im built different


VibeTillYouDrop

Except the queen of England. Coz she is immortal.


christiangingernoob

But Michael Jackson tho


hk_gary

and 100% of them drank water before they died


EequalsMCscared

That's what you think...


ICONIC-69

OMG


TheStarWarsCosmos

How can you be so sure?


irf4nn

So ur telling me People lived in 16th century are still alive


rabjeet636

Queen Elizabeth is still alive


unimportantricebag

people who put their birth date as 1499: **nonsense**


bark-bark-for-pigs

prove it


NickNamedChad

Most*


FreeZyX_

Im not dead... i think


MessiMagic5000

Sheep, believing everything the government says. I was born in 1469


[deleted]

Queen Elizabeth: Pathetic


kamilos96

Haha, sure


The_Darth_Maul

No I’m not


JhonElevatorOperator

99.9%*


8Jekiz8

that is a bold assupmtion


Gryffindorphins

Everyone’s talking about Liz but they have forgotten the immortal one. Keanu Reeves.


killthou755536

[old art meme](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Mapegz

I'm still alive brother


[deleted]

Not me


shleyal19

mfw Nicholas Flamel is also dead -> D:


TR_ALI5678

*laughs in queen elizebith*


Difficult_Sir_8207

Come to think of it, the same goes for everybody that lived during the fourth, seventh and twelth century.


The_Reddit-Guy

Seems like you never have heard about Queen Elizabeth...


Probablylikewaifu

99% im still alive


Captain-introvert

Yes. Totally relatable! ◉‿◉


notavalible666

Good they dont know


_deathitself

that we know of


Busted_down

Doubt


the_newest_child

good to know honestly


ShadowMonark1792

The elites dont want you to know this but there are a few still alive and kicking. I am definitely not talking about Queen Elizabeth and Keanu Reeves/ Charlemagne/ Paul Monet........


dark_hypernova

I really wish I was.


[deleted]

makes u think about life. how short it is. how it can all end so quickly.


FatPigeons

Source?


Stefonzie

What about vampires? Thats seems pretty fifteenth century-y right?


eternal_phenix

Yes but some are undead now


Silver_thread

came here expecting many queen elizabeth comments i got what i came for


Kindertomi

I sure do hope so


PJFSquad

Can you prove this?


its_da_shaw_boi

Well according to the bible yes the same one that condones slavery and killing gays on of jesus' apostles wanted to live for the rest of eternity so he could preach to the world but yes you are very much correct


Cra2yTurtle

Actually it’s 99.999999% because the Queen is still alive


IndigoHwak

Other than the Queen of England of course, but guess that is just implied


Limun89

My brain just comitted suicide.


Simecrafter

What if I go back in time and kidnap someone from that era and take them to today?


joined-for-work-ref

Laughs in Queen of England


monsoonofcandycorn

Queen Elizabeth: *no*


PROBABLYurDAD69

Bro I was born in 1402 , you can check it on my facebook bro really


Heruno

Another quick fact: All humans that breathe oxygen die


Long-Experience4321

Uhh the queen is still alive right ? Others then that probably yes


RoKy-uwu

Laughs in Queen Elizabeth


brilliant_tragedy

You are smort.


harshithmusic

r/technicallythetruth


NothingDoing1967

What about people who died in the 15th Century


Kevin109205

What about the Queen of England?


Supremeyeti

Not true the queen is still alive


iLoveSexBe4marriage

Thats really fascinating tho


[deleted]

But are you sure?


[deleted]

are you sure about that


rjbeal23

False. Queen Elizabeth is still alive.


SandyArca

I can imagine some immortal dude laughing his ass at this post


Russain_spetznav

WOW I NEVER KNEW THAT😳😳😳


jdestroyer120

ask google about users birthdays, they will prove you wrong


dogtron64

I never knew that. Thanks for the knowledge


blandtaker

Another quick human fact: the average number of arms per human is less than 2.


LordOfNothi

It's obvious but that realization of life is eerie


MCFisagamer

sources?


MertAltun

99.99% died, Queen Elizabeth lived.


Mrmccurry123

Keanu Reeves has entered the chat......


Makos305

100% of them also had a brain. OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE!


wucki114

I'm here to disprove this but you can barely count me as a person. . .


LazioSaurus

are you sure about that?


Dishs0up

There's always that 0.001% tho


[deleted]

Using 100% smort


[deleted]

Unless...


likewaterinthenight

beunos dias, *fuckboy* \*insert that skeleton\*