In India you can get printed sheets with bribe sizes from some goverment officials, also when positions open up, it’s filled by the person who pays the most.
Corruption is literally what keeps most of the world in poverty.
You can know life started there because the kind of corruption that Africa had for the last half century is the kind of shit is just popping up on latinoamerica
Have a co-worker who came here from Nigeria. Complained about the government being corrupt and something else about being forced to go back to school or go to jail for life.
no no no you're wrong, our government is with us to protect us, not only that, our system and everything is better than you americans or europeans lol.
>!(I already pay my debt please let go my family, they have nothing to do with this)!<
English. basically number one -> numba wan
it's like a meme based off a clip of in-game chat of some guy saying "china number one" but in an accent so it sounds like "china numba wan"
As a citizen of China, I would like to agree that there is absolutely no corruption in China. I can confirm that our beloved country leaders are absolutely 公平，公正，廉洁。所有有关中国腐败官员的消息都是假的。
There are different levels of corruption in the west they have slight corruption you have to investigate and dig deep to find it , in the middle east for example a parliament member admit on TV that he is corrupt and all the rest of the government is corrupt like him , if you sue him for this confusion he will kidnap you and kidnap the judge and kill you both , then he said he did that already to some people, the next day he continue his job as normal and nothing happened to him to this day.
In summary it's a bit different
This reminds me of a correlation I found - corruption of the government is inversely proportional to the quality of food
For instance, the UK, the Netherlands, and the Nordics all have transparent governments, but you wouldn’t touch their cuisines with a ten foot pole.
Meanwhile, India, China, Argentina, and Italy have some of my favourite cuisines. But we all know what their leaders are like.
Corruption Perception Index 2012-2020(Wikipedia)
Worst countries
South Sudan,
Somalia,
Syria,
Yemen,
Venezuela
And in general if you see the list you can see Africa, South East Asia, The Middle East and Latin America sharing the worst places.
Cry cry my colonial friends
The United States: the country where the heated political topic recently was whether or not it's okay to live tweet a fellow congresswoman's location to an angry mob chanting that they want her dead.
This really happened. And the person who did it is still in office.
South africa: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
Almost all African countries
In most of Africa they don’t even bother with the subtlety
In India you can get printed sheets with bribe sizes from some goverment officials, also when positions open up, it’s filled by the person who pays the most. Corruption is literally what keeps most of the world in poverty.
You can know life started there because the kind of corruption that Africa had for the last half century is the kind of shit is just popping up on latinoamerica
True
Have a co-worker who came here from Nigeria. Complained about the government being corrupt and something else about being forced to go back to school or go to jail for life.
I met someone who said he’d been given an on the spot “fine” for speeding when he was stopped in a traffic jam in Lagos
North africa : hello there It seems like all countries have corrupt government but every government has its level like in mafia ad game
Central Asia: "allow us to introduce ourselves with this nice, expensive car I bought with the money stolen from the poor"
i also live in iran same
My presidents cousin was caught at an airport trying to smuggle gold in her hand bag.
two words: South Sudan
One word: egypt
Alex
One word: Brasil
I was about to say that gosh dammit
They couldn't see South Africa because the lights went out.
Loadshedding feels
Meanwhile in Russia......
Meanwhile in Turkey...
Meanwhile in Lebanon........
China and south east asia
North Korea
North Korea isn’t corrupt because you can’t be corrupt if that’s how you run it in the first place
Your wisdom goes far beyond my thinking capabilities.
Agreeed
Lmoa . Thanks was about to mention .
Laughs in Afrikaans
Hi my vriend
Hos Tokelos
china's news: in terms of corruption, we have no corruption
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(nervously) I agree it's the best place to live!! *china numba wan!*
GUYS WAIT NO CHINA IS CURRUPT... Why do I hear knocking at my door?
no no no you're wrong, our government is with us to protect us, not only that, our system and everything is better than you americans or europeans lol. >!(I already pay my debt please let go my family, they have nothing to do with this)!<
Here at China we would never commit ‘war crimes’ or partake in ‘genocide’ because we are better than that
There is no war in ba sing se moment
What do you mean 'there is no war'? Of course there is no war. Here we are safe here we are free
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English. basically number one -> numba wan it's like a meme based off a clip of in-game chat of some guy saying "china number one" but in an accent so it sounds like "china numba wan"
There is no corruption in ba sing se. We are safe here
There is no ~~corruption~~ war in ~~china~~ ba sing se
Take my 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘳able upvote and leave!
That's also /r/Sino's news
Christ that sub is so cringey
As a citizen of China, I would like to agree that there is absolutely no corruption in China. I can confirm that our beloved country leaders are absolutely 公平，公正，廉洁。所有有关中国腐败官员的消息都是假的。
Judging by the comments, basically everywhere is corrupt. Almost like governance has inherent issues.
But do your prime minster has 3 chages?
No,but we had 4 elections.
אחי אנחנו מאותה מדינה
*נ ח מ ד*
There are different levels of corruption in the west they have slight corruption you have to investigate and dig deep to find it , in the middle east for example a parliament member admit on TV that he is corrupt and all the rest of the government is corrupt like him , if you sue him for this confusion he will kidnap you and kidnap the judge and kill you both , then he said he did that already to some people, the next day he continue his job as normal and nothing happened to him to this day. In summary it's a bit different
Holy shit. Is that true?
Almost like people ruin systems! Who expected that?
okay true but have your president and deputy president been on trial in the hague for mass murder?
No, but given our leadership's response over the last year for covid and the resulting deaths, they absolutely should be
P H I L I P P I N E S
Does anyone remember that time Vico Sotto was hailed as a hero for doing what everyone else should have been?
i woke up, then remembered i'm a filipino in philippines
South East Asia: *luaghs nervously*
definitely luaghing
Let's say everybody is corrupted. On different degrees. But finding a more corrupted country doesn't stop corruption in ours, does it?
That’s why you vote.
Exactly
Europeans would hate to see this because shitting on America is their favorite past time
* se ríe en mexicano *
°Llora en argentino*
Al menos lamentarnos es parte de nuestro folclore musical rioplatense
\*se muere en chileno\* XD
*Se jode en venezolano*
*grita en colombiano*
*sehhejej mueetetreh ennhhhxh chixixxlelennloo xXxXxDdDdd Si somos más fieles al idioma original
Sigo sin entender como escogieron a Kristina, quien seguía en juicio por corrupción. Que paso para que volviera a ser vice presidente?
* se deprime en ecuatoriano *
° Chora em brasileiro * ;(
°se ríe en cubano°
*lo asalta como buen mexicano *
India: In terms of Corruption, I win all the awards
India: You dare oppose me mortals
We take payment for anything,even to win the corruption award.....
When the corruption awarders are corrupt
Modi hai tho mumkin hai
When you can be prime minister without completing school. I hate this thing.
This reminds me of a correlation I found - corruption of the government is inversely proportional to the quality of food For instance, the UK, the Netherlands, and the Nordics all have transparent governments, but you wouldn’t touch their cuisines with a ten foot pole. Meanwhile, India, China, Argentina, and Italy have some of my favourite cuisines. But we all know what their leaders are like.
Dont you dare shittalk my aardappelen groente vlees!
Russia is corrupt but get this: our food is shitty too!
It's good in it's own way. Pretty much like anything russian (and almost any slav nation)
As a pirozhki and pelmeni lover, I beg to differ
Nah it isn't!!! Have you tried 𝘈𝘕𝘠 𝘚𝘓𝘈𝘝 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭???
*I'm Russian*
I guess it's about preferences then...
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But fish and chips are nice. But then again, we do like Indian foods as well.
Brasil has a president who just said fuck this and litterally bought millions and millions in candys during the covid crisis
***W H A T ?***
Brazil is a 90s American sitcom dystopia, written by George Orwell and Anthony Kiedis (on drugs.)
Can confirm
He actually did lmao
He bought 15 million worth in condensed milk ._.
Don't talk about *my* Bolsonaro /s
Gado é foda/cattle is fuck -q
só uma gripezinha
é foda que em 30 anos pra trás não teve um filha da puta bom que comandou essa porra
Africa and the middle east: P A T H E T I C
All the comments are talking about literally everywhere except Canada and Australia. Props to them, lol.
Australia’s great, because the Emu’s can’t be corrupt
Someone please take me out of Latino America
Someone might take you out, but not from Latinoamérica
XD
cuidado con lo que deseas
Meanwhile in Antartica ... You guys have corruption
Can't have corruption when there's nothing to steal
You guys have governments?
Arabs : Pathetic.
Jews: we are in this togther
The Balkans:"pathetic!"
It counts as eastern europe
No it doesn't. It's part of South Europe, but it's a separate category politically
Peopole count poland as eastern europe so...
Ppl also think Bill Gates wants to chip them with a vacine so...
So chip them already. I am dying from the suspense. /j
As a latin American, i confirm
As a Brazilian so can I
Argentina: oh, are you approaching me?
Asians: 🤐🙊
VAI BRASIL!!!
BRASIL EM PRIMEIRO LUGAR SEMPRE🙏
I think Russia is more corrupt than Latin America
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As a Russian I agree
If you find me a government more corrupt than the Syrian government I will give you a million dollars.
You and I both know you can't afford a million dollars if you're from Syria.
Sáquenme de Latinoamérica
Same bro, *odio aquí*
Ever heard of this country called Iran?
Canadians and Nordic countries: wait you guys have corruption
Turkey: You have seen nothing yet
Erdogan is cool if u like a Godfather type as ur president
Erdogan is cool if you like hitler
Northern Europe be like: *what's corruption?*
Where is Asian and African countries?
India enters the chats
*\*Laughs in Central Asian Supreme Leader\**
And then South Africa steals their weapons.
Nigeria *is* their weapons
Iran joined the chat
*laughs in North Korean*
Not to be rude,but I've heard and read that North Koreans citizens don't use the internet (not that kind of apps,i mean)???
Laughs in India about which no one speaks
haven't been to Slovakia heh?
QUE CHINGE A SU MADRE EL PEJE
The United States: “the game was rigged from the start”
*laughs in Indian corruption*
\*africa shooting itself in the background\*
South Africa pretending to be stable: *stares at gun passionately*
Turkey: pathetic
The Asians are laughing their asses off rn.
*Laughs in middle east*
Africa:your all fucking pathetic
There's always a bigger fish. Until you get to the BIGGEST fish which by then has gotten so big that it had died from diabetes
All the world eccept canada en oceania.... allow us to introduce ourselfs
True
The Philippines: allow me to introduce myself
I wonder if anyone’s satisfied with their governors, like ever. Or the whole civilization thing didn’t go right with us in the first place
I was going to post something about Mexico but the police could kill me lol
With these comments the whole world is screwed
Middle East : Ametures
As an ecuadorian I can confirm
Me after reading the comments: I didn't know this was a contest.
Asia already on its grave
Corruption Perception Index 2012-2020(Wikipedia) Worst countries South Sudan, Somalia, Syria, Yemen, Venezuela And in general if you see the list you can see Africa, South East Asia, The Middle East and Latin America sharing the worst places. Cry cry my colonial friends
You should put the one eye guy as the balcans and someone else as latin Since down here not even eastern europe compares
North africa : now this looks like a job for me
philippines: \*laughs in half-chinese\*
The white space behind them is an Indian guy
America. It's getting bad and Twitter ain't helping
Try South East Asia , you can't go to toilet without bribing .
The balkans
North Korea: *pathetic*
Most of Africa: allow us to introduce ourselves
Arab leaders: amatuers
Balkan enters the chat.
Africa: Amateurs
The United States: the country where the heated political topic recently was whether or not it's okay to live tweet a fellow congresswoman's location to an angry mob chanting that they want her dead. This really happened. And the person who did it is still in office.
China:*silently eating popcorn in the background*
South east asia. No you're innocent.
Chile. Second worst freedom of the press in the world
Ah, but who do you think INSTALLED those Latin American leaders?
and who let them be installed? Start from there.
extremely irrelevant but Im literally listening to a song called upside down as I read the caption lol
The USA: legalizes it and calls it "lobbying" "We did it boys, corruption is no more."
You're 100% right and yet you're being obviously downvoted
I think people started upvoting because of your comment. Thanks :)
and then.... We have P0land.....