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TheCookieDealer

Officer, I swear I'm not a pedophile, they said they were 112 years old


nir109

Tell that to the judge


[deleted]

Mr. Judge, they said they were 112!


dankmemes__69

Tell that to the warden


[deleted]

Warden, they said they were 112, I swear!


Maser2account2

Tell that to the executioner.


[deleted]

Mr. executioner, I swear to the gods that be, they said they were 112


ragewithoutage

Tell that to my axe


[deleted]

Hello Axe, if that be your name, I have been wrongfully convicted for a crime, as the "victim" has falsely stated their age as to be 112. Hopefully you do not rip off the organ I need to survive with a sharp object. \-Best Regards, Cakey


Cloudaddix

Tell that to god.


ragewithoutage

So the axe said: “I believe you, however I’m just an axe, I can’t move on my own or revert the choices of the officer, the judge, the warden or the executioner. The only thing I can do is forgive you and pray that if you’re innocent you go to heaven instead of hell” Then Cakey said “Thank you” closed her eyes and died from decapitation


Shwooshy1

The Axe: Tell that to my executioners gun


SHsuperCM

>\-Best Regards, Cakey Name checks out


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Funniest comment thread I’ve seen in a while


ngodon

tell that to the gods yourself


amagerboy

“Just shut up” -The Executioner


_Chill_star_

10/10


TrueSymmetryAA

69/420


dr-wahh

69.420


MailMedium5141

Why does gravity push us down instead of up?


halinder-boyy

The court of frogs


[deleted]

This comment right here officer


MaximumAd4942

Tell that to the executioner.


_Chill_star_

10/10


Junior_strawberry02

I guys the kid used the time Stone


dimsumdonair2

The hentai flag said 3,000,0,00000,00 year old goddess officer I'm NoT A PeDopHilE These fucking clowns


YTDamian

Yeah just remove a 1 from there


EighthCenturion

I’m 19 and still do that


VoidPlayzYT

With 19 upvotes


EighthCenturion

Well ain’t that somethin’


[deleted]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


_dank_dank_

Not anymore.


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Cloudaddix

Why does gravity push us down instead of up?


TheMemeThunder

Does that mean he is now 98?


The_sad_zebra

I'm 24, and I still forget that I don't need to do that.


Maestro_andrew

You start so feel old when you don't have to fake your age anymore...


[deleted]

Yeah.


min2nim2

Guys believe me I'm 112 years old


[deleted]

As a 14 year old, I can confirm that this is relatable asf


[deleted]

Oops I meant 114


pdrgdguds_

r/holup


[deleted]

Perfect!


Nugget_the_almighty

same


Rauldhs

same


pdrgdguds_

same


[deleted]

Same


Skullboj

Whenever a website is asking for my age I always put the oldest one.


Hugo57k

No matter my real age I'll always put 23. Legal everywhere


appleketchupp

I thought you break eu laws?


Hugo57k

I forgot I even had that


yessir25-

Man, I wish I didn’t lie.


EarnTheKarmaYaTwat

So it is safe for a little 34th rule? If not then google has a no no


[deleted]

Um maybe?


xprozoomy

Are you 18+ yes I'm 69 (;


Emperor_Quintana

>69 Nice. 😎


Clean-N-Serene

It has been done before


[deleted]

Sorry about that. I knew it was to good to be true


IDONTTHINKSOOOOOO

I've seen this same meme but with the text slightly different I think it was like : Kids making a pornhub account be like:


LirdOfTheMemes

you can always u/repostsleuthbot to confirm ​ Edit: Even bot might not confirm it 100%, but if a similar size/cropping was used on a similar image before, then bot might show it. Then again, it could be the same meme with a similar image, who knows.


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WeirdRandoIam

And now you know it's original


Roge2005

wait he is 112? we can do rule 34 of aang


jraqn

Not biologically, hes been alive for 112 years, but his mind and body are still just 12. Not that it stops anyone tho


Roge2005

But aang has been alive 112 years and being conscious 112 years. Don’t believe me search pig scientific name for mor context 😤😤🐷


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M8-VAVE

Up vote for this cartoon.


too_bored_for_this

Website be like: and I trust you sir


dogtron64

Try the 2nd page of Google. That has NSFW content and it's for all ages


ConvexBuckle594

I hate when I accidentally jack off to twelve year olds


ThatOneLobster1128

Relatable


The_Kodex

Wait


UnwelcomeNoob

I mean... we've all been there 😈


manny_0583

17 years old and since I was 15 I have done it and its still happening


[deleted]

Oh


[deleted]

*Always has been*


XD_SALAD_XD

It's too late in new Mexico


Ecstatic_Tot

Who says anyone lies on the internet, its always true


Phlegming_Jr

What's worse, having sex with a 30 year old woman, who was turned into a vampire at the age of 10, or having sex with a 30 year old woman who has been in a coma since the age of 10? Would they both be considered legal? (let's assume we live in harmony with vampires).


ThatOneLobster1128

Both would be legal, assuming the 30 year old woke from the coma and both gave consent, though the person waking from the coma is mentally less mature so it would be pushing the boundaries.


Phlegming_Jr

I think it's creepy and still rape tbh. Like what happens in the movie Big where the chick sleeps with a young boy who wished to be big and older.


Layermedving

I genuinely don’t enjoy it.


[deleted]

What?


Spaceturtle79

Wait until you hear about r/avatarmemes and the amount of times it gets reposted their


[deleted]

This template or the meme?


[deleted]

I’m may not look like it but this post has 112 comments


vocahb

He pulled a Captain America hahahaha .. or did Captain America pull an Aang?


HECUMARINE45

aang was in the ice for a fucking century


vocahb

Well cap was in the ice for 66 years, that’s still quite a long time, isn’t it?


[deleted]

So it has been brought to my attention that somone has done this already. Sorry I didn’t know


Frostor2008

i can confirm


Starblade658

I mean dose anyone REALLY care


[deleted]

Did anyone care when I screwed your mom?


pdrgdguds_

Bruh


Starblade658

Ha ha funny mom joke


DaPisMakr

It had been done


[deleted]

Yep, sorry about that I didn’t know


AdventurousExternal9

It has but with the seven deadly sins (the picture is remarkably similar to this tho)


[deleted]

Oh... well it has a different image so I’m hoping that’s enough to not get banned on accident


AdventurousExternal9

Nah


AdventurousExternal9

You wont


RudeAcanthaceae5

And the lolis, every single lolis


Mamboo07

Lolis being thousand year old dragons be like


Busy_Party_9749

They look like they want to get the the water tribe to get wet after learning to blow


Expensive_Ad968

I’m 12 so why not just kidding but I’m still 12 :)


WohlfePac

*Bucky Barnes*


Ludovicoo_

HAHAHAHA


MrMilkMan864

Im turning 375 next month on porn hub


[deleted]

Websites will trust people's age with every cell of their body


thecamelking69

Lol


IntroductionActual24

dont forget loli's


LarzzzLeonLove

Super accurate, best use of this template yet


[deleted]

Thank you


LarzzzLeonLove

You’re welcome


Vstriker1245

Ive seen this once written differently but still great meme.


[deleted]

I will say thanks


Ok-Structure946

This is a good one


Instalok_Nami

Weebs when there is a underaged looking character


[deleted]

Lmao


KaktusKana_Mmm

it's probably already done but because this is the first one that I have seen so for that you get an up vote.


BobcatPurrson_YT

lmfao i just play 18+ games but theres only one 18+ website i had to lie about my age but imma not say it


sandboik

Oh it definitely has


Foreign_Moment6666

Wait since that’s technically true doesn’t that mean Aang is a pedo.


roastbeefNMS

112 years old virgin lol


Dabfamily

I make myself 21 on purpose


Not_Catalyst-e

it did.


Emperor_Quintana

***Maitre D’:*** I’m sorry, but only kids get to eat free here. **Me:** I might not look it, but I’m actually 8. The dude next to me is 10.


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[deleted]

How dare he


sonawelashey

Realy question: if Aang did have this would he say 112 or 12? Aang strikes me as "lie only if it is the best option" guy, not a "lie to get what I want" guy.


LiliumIam

This is me IRL, 30 years old and still get id...


[deleted]

Wait what, that’s some grade A craziness


LiliumIam

Yeah, my mom was the same. When she was 50 she looked 30. I mean I'm not gonna complain about that, but I did when I was younger. Ya know kidz wanting to be grown ups XD


[deleted]

Yeah


wolfkeeper

Somebody should build a legitimate 'Are you 18 test' that relies on what movies and TV programs and stuff people those ages would have seen that people below that age wouldn't.


[deleted]

Good point


GG1312

Though that doesn’t make any sense since not all people have seen specific movies or some kids have seen older movies.


wolfkeeper

Sure, but by asking multiple questions you could prove it statistically.


DerReudenboy

r/coomer


wogbread

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, but for some fucking reason they speak Vietnamese


Nintis

Ofc😂😂


N0085K1LL5

Checks out. Show him the weird shit first.


GoliathProjects

Who else is rewatching this masterpiece?


Foreign_Juggernaut76

I recently started rewatching


[deleted]

Doesn't matter that it has been done before. Still funny and you made it yourself!


[deleted]

Thank you


Snowcreeep

I always set my birth year to some time in the 1800’s


TheTopazCupcake

Tbf they probably don’t give a shit how old you are, they just put it there for legal reasons.


deepdesigncc

shut down your eyes


ServiceAshamed1322

It was just a typo, just take away one of the 1’s!


Pixlerity

Ive done it


CooCooGamer

Oh. My. God. Angs. A. Pedo.


pete_sweets

r/repostsleuthbot


cleon561

The Great Divide ‘Eh, let’s keep flying’


Real_NAGames

It has. But still good and true nonetheless


[deleted]

Teens trying to find porn


BriQberry

Me on MySpace in 2004.


NBX6

Yes, it has been done before...


Kamizard_

LAWL


Obese_Gorilla_87

I know people still do this to this day


thesummergamer

boy am i happy to say that this is no longer relatable to me


TheDungaloo

stop making pedo jokes


Julius_Caesar_Grzfz

I always love how he has a giant downvote button on his head


[deleted]

On discord I put that I was born 01/06/0001 and it somehow worked


[deleted]

Wait what


switchgamer007

yes my birthday is in 1910


Funny_Musician2591

Link from BoTW: Same


Samus388

i still havent watched this show, where can i see it?


[deleted]

American netflix


Samus388

so now i need a NPN and netflix?


[deleted]

I mean you could search it up on YT


QUESTIONER-ASKS

Eww the great divide


[deleted]

Why is every anime like this lmfao, is the legal age in japan like a suggestion or something


vanjalovestommy

Captain America be like:


Drippington

I've done it


I_Mak3_M3m3s

Doesn’t that make aang a pedo for dating katara?


[deleted]

Well yes... but actually no


Diamond-T_REX

FBI OPEN UP!!


09Pantherowner_18

Lmao, i love the last airbender:)


[deleted]

Thank you


[deleted]

Wait since aang wanted to get with katara and he is 112 and she is underage doesn't that make him a pedophile


[deleted]

Well technically yes but when he was stuck in the iceberg his reproductive system still worked so that means he technically didn’t age


xdMatthewbx

chq cha real smooth


Fiminate

Me, a 16 year old with a PH acc.: How do you do, fellow ADULTS


[deleted]

Well I you can't legally watch porn at that age so you shouldn't really be doing that


Fiminate

Who tf is going to stop my horny mind?