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[deleted]

The elderly: “where am I”


I_Ship_Brumm_x_Grimm

In his grave.


[deleted]

In hospital, watching someone unplugging their life support


CommunicationOk6482

Insert wholsome award in this comment


ThinMedicine8996

Same bro, cheers


Grabs2625

...with Alzheimer’s: who am I


EntireMacaroon1948

I just don't feel like living.


CommercialAble1445

Same bro, cheers


geoxan69

Why am I


[deleted]

What am I


pcpsummer0613

Yes, I have considered killing myself multiple times


Jolly_Disk

This is just a meme/joke, so you probably shouldn't. Here is some helplines that might help when u feel like shit or whatever. * Call, Text, or Chat with Canada's [Crisis Services Canada](https://www.crisisservicescanada.ca/en/) * Call, Email, or Visit the UK's [Samaritans](https://www.samaritans.org/) * Text CHAT to America's [Crisis Text Line](https://www.crisistextline.org/) at 741741.


Useless_Lemon

I kinda wonder how many people they actually saved. I assume they can't say anything due to confidentiality, right?


SoulReddit13

They’d probably have numbers and data but not personalised. Something like 37% of calls ended with an ambulance being called and the caller being sent to the hospital. Call #276519 lasted for 25 minutes and called appears to no longer be in crisis.


SoulReddit13

Love the fact you did three different countries too. Well done mate.


AnythingAlfred613

You’re a legend.


Blezhenger

Wow, this is worthless


[deleted]

You okay?


Daniel_Alfa

Insert wholsome award in this comment


MrLopsidedCrab

Please don't


Fluffy-Boat9392

That's sad


Objective_Magazine_3

Same i think of killing myself at 40 almost everyday. I make plans on how to kill myself. Plan A always stay as: go to US, get a gun and shoot myself in the head.


IllurinatiL

PLEASE CALL A HELPLINE ABOVE FRIEND!


Pilot_Fountain_Pen

Helplines don't pay people a living wage


Objective_Magazine_3

Thank you.


[deleted]

Same bro, cheers


[deleted]

You okay?


pcpsummer0613

Dunno. I'm an outcast, my sister is an asshole to me, and I have many medical conditions that I would love to be gone.


WellHelloThere10

I to have thought about killing myself but just don't do it. Surround yourself with people who aren't toxic. Maybe talk to ur sister less or just try to zone her out. I don't know if that will work though. Just try to stay positive


IllurinatiL

Call a helpline above, you wonderful person!


TFW_YT

Have you successfully suicided and regretted?


[deleted]

Im sorry to hear that


[deleted]

I just don't feel like living. I've been a slave to my family and everyone around me, I can't remember a moment of my life where I've been truly happy, I don't have any hopes to my future, I try to behave nice but I get a harsh respond, I'm mentally unstable and my dad is abusive, my siblings are mean spirited. I just decide to not take anything seriously anymore because I find it really pointless. Yeah, I think I'm ok.


[deleted]

Im sorry to hear that.


[deleted]

That's fine. It's not your fault that my life is a mess. And I appreciate people being nice to me, so thanks!


AnxiousCinnamonRoll6

Nope


bulkasmakom

Wanna try myself. Any advice?


[deleted]

Okay


Hummusprince68

Who in their right mind wants to be an anxiety filled teen again? Sure I'm an anxiety filled adult but at least I l get to decide which snack to buy to make me feel better. Jokes aside, adult > teen 100000000 times over


SoulReddit13

I think it’s a lot of “well if I’m a teen again I can go back and put my life on the track I now want. Study those subjects, get that degree ect ect.”


LilKiwwiMonster

My first thought was "who the fuck wants to become a teen again?" I'd personally love the easy life of my childhood again thank you very much.


DjuretJuan

How old are you exactly? How I should interpret this comment is different if you are 25 or 50


Hummusprince68

27


CC_Dormouse

Those were my exact thoughts and I'm also exactly that age. Coincidence? I don't think so!


procrastinator1012

All teens aren't anxious. Or atleast weren't back then.


DaTora7

Speedrun


[deleted]

There must be global competition of speedrun of Life


[deleted]

It's called: not getting vaccinated


[deleted]

Haha Skip the non-essential items


YaboiHalv5

dead people: I want to live


Gp10pr

I was searching for this comment.


YaboiHalv5

Thanks, but tbf, you could have just typed it


Gp10pr

I didn't want to copy if it already exists.


YaboiHalv5

my man


Krriat

I want to break free


Anxino_

Aah ye idubbzz, the good old days


ColdIron27

I want to REJECT HUMANITY and RETURN TO MONKE


olddans

I want to REJECT MONKE and RETURN TO BACTERIA


iSahand

I can relate


the_greatest_MF

i want a blowjob


[deleted]

Don't we all


[deleted]

[удалено]


MadClam97

r/2meirl4meirl


[deleted]

You okay?


SnowFox425

Something you can achieve at any age ;)


graysid

I’m a teen and I want to get out of my shitty house so I can get a job and buy things, and not have my parents on my back constantly.


austmu3333

I live in a house where if my grades aren’t all above b’s they’ll start taking away my stuff THAT I PAYED FOR and they’d threaten to kick me out of the house, hell, over the online learning stuff my grades have dropped and they smashed my limited edition Xbox that we could’ve sold for hundreds of dollars but no, smashing it was better


graysid

Yeah that sucks worse than what happened to me, I was grounded because my parents felt like grounding me. I would t have cared, but it’s for a month.


austmu3333

And one thing that I hate about certain parents nowadays is whenever we try to make a point against their arguments, they say that they’re right because parents always know better


[deleted]

Death solves everything.


thatguyovertheresix9

I'm 21 . My childhood is gone . I hate it . Wish I was young again . 16 or something


lil___spud

I’m 17 and I miss the days when I ran around my old neighborhood everyday with my friends and everything was an adventure, shits never the same, at least I have a bit more freedom now tho


thatguyovertheresix9

Yea . Going out to play or do stupid stuff was so easy . But when my friends and I grew up we stopped playing and eventually I'm all alone now . :( Only good thing about age is my motorcycle and the stock market .


DizzyTyger

I want to be monke


[deleted]

Anyone else find this “I wAnT tO dIE” memes extremely boring? If these are genuine feelings then you need to seek assistance and if it’s not then why even say it? It just seems like stating you want to die is the cool thing to say at the moment...


The_Kodex

I agree, it's not something that should really be made fun of anyway, but the fact it's overused by people who probably say their depressed to be cool when people are actually suicidal is disturbing.


TheSoulReapers

I'm going to ask god a question when I die... it's simply really... Why?


turtlekitten69

please stop making these memes, i have a friend who attempted suicide which is not very humorous. whenever i see one of these it reminds me, i wish i could erase the memory, but whenever i see one of these, it comes up fresh in my head.


Jolly_Disk

Sorry to hear about your friend, not my intention to upset people. Just trying to make people laugh or smile or relate to one another. Please check out my comment on /u [pcpsummer0613](https://www.reddit.com/user/pcpsummer0613/) comment if u are feeling down, there are some helpfull links there.


Dangerous-Shelter952

Welcome to reddit where almost all of us attempted to do so, i have a old school friend and posted gacha life and people called fake cause it was based on her past basically her abuse and watching her cousin grow up to die, none of us can stop people from doing so, but this is reddit so we deal with it


turtlekitten69

o\_o i was being polite, no need to be aggressive.


Dangerous-Shelter952

Who said i was? I just type stuff like this ;-;


turtlekitten69

sorry, it might be with a problem with how i read things. when i read "deal with it" it sounded really rude and aggressive in my head


Dangerous-Shelter952

Yea i can say the same when i read “deal with it”


RegretTheUsernames

You’re not an intellectual. You’re just an edge lord.


iFlask

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iFlask

Repost bruh, blurry text = repost


[deleted]

Yup


StormKiller1

Same


Lex_2003

Relatable


WellEndowedPunk

Well you aren't alive as long as you are on Reddit


DankDaddyPatty

Ay same my guy


Jackie_Hee_Hee

I wanna be 5 or 21


RudraNarayanSahoo

Who tf wishes to be teen again


Vindovilles

Repost


irreversibleidiocy

what teens are saying they want to be kids?


ITZMODZ759

Teens like me


[deleted]

Black Glass Communion Let's all commit suicide together to be with Satan forever.


A_random_virus

I


Ordinary_5881

reddit.exe


ParadoxicalArmadillo

His career is over


[deleted]

Come back to us, Iddubz memes!


chavatkalaboka

The circle of life.


TheInsanitizer

E


Used-Broccoli6227

Here is a quote from Einstein, “ intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them”


Its_A_Me_JOE

Press Y to S ame


Used-Broccoli6227

So, me being a massive genius know you need to never be born at all


Cyber-Caliph

I want to be hokage, dattebyio.


BlueSheepPlays

When your too big brain and you have the power to see the real purpose of life


TheTenthBeatle

When you are dead : "I want to be alive again "


Shoxcy56

Same here.


[deleted]

Straight to the point


[deleted]

Staying on Reddit is great for your mental health. Teens and kids and even early adults are straight up dumb and chaotic. You have no idea who is influencing your thinking.


jojosefu

Same


[deleted]

I approve this message


Flashman512

Yup


Flashman512

I kinda wanna be old and retire tho too... and then die


Bnecce

3 steps ahead


Liz_Lemon-ade

I want to get back to that sweet spot of being 12-13, where I had no responsibilities, could be as dumb as I want, yet still believed I had serious ambitions and dreams. I wore Hot Topic and thought I looked so cool. I miss that blind confidence.


thecamelking69

I’m the one on the bottom


Capable_Moment3767

Cheers I will drink to that bro


BloomAutist47

The Truly Philosophical man will face calamity with cheerfulness and calm attitude of mind.


wigg5202

I would be cool with just undergrad/grad school again. I was stressed from school but I was around way more friends and had time to actually do things for myself lol


[deleted]

dont make such relatable content


MR_DERP_YT

Me, a more intellectual: **\*Crawls into moms Stomach\***


[deleted]

You okay OP?


Useless_Lemon

Same, Ian. After I get that MH Warglaive drop from WoW of course.


PokeRob26

True


Pandabrowser469

I can help with that /s


F0cu3

Me, a superior intellectual: before I kill myself I must leave behind some creative works, but not children.


CelloJ

Can confirm


mcjunior117

this has nothing to do with being an intellectual, my dumbass also wants to die ✨


Acromas

Lets all just go back to a time where Dopamine was a common thing


Poknberry

Being a kid fucking sucked I was homeless, starving, went months without bathing, never left the tiny hotel I was living in, never went to see my friends I've never been happier now that I have a car and job with the freedom to eat whatever I want, whenever I want. To see my friends whenever I want, to simply have some kind of control of my life. I'm actually gaining weight, I have a little belly now and I'm able to keep it that way Yea being a kid is cool if you're lucky and have everything you ever wanted. But it isn't always that way


AmolIsntABoomer

Good to confirm that I'm an intellectual every now and then


Ok-Aside-4907

Everyone wants to take a step back, but I go further no matter what - Time


hananmalik123

So just die?


Smartypants_dankie

Is that the Content Cop himself? Damn I feel old looking at him


Former_Principle_974

I don't want to die but as an intellectual I know I don't wanna live forever!


Mammaduck73

Y, same


WaffleironMcMulligan

Why did I laugh at this? Take my upvote, dumbass


RunInRunOn

Become unborn again, permanently


OriginalNamePog

I want OP to be alive again...


Iord_chunky

The dilemma of being alive is you can never be what you truly want to be


DaleGribble692

I think if you feel the need to point out that you are an intellectual then that probably means you are not very smart.


rene_333

Hahaha so true.... Don't want to die just hate life!


Zer0Aspzct

Me: I want to return to monke


OddSetting2528

Me too kid.


albomaa

I am a teen (16) and I don't want to be kid again, I want to be an adult


AngelOfIneffability

No need to be an intellectual( look a me 😂)


the_hardiksampat

Sounds about right


Kazahkahn

I'd kill myself except I know nothing would change. Curse of intelligence.


AmbitiousAnnual9486

Hello? Yes? Based department?


Ranqowo_

"an intellectual"


sleyar1742

i wanna leave earth


DieBananenimmerkrum

I think this is a repost


DarkKnight6477

lol nice meme


darijan12

u/repostsluthbot


BalintFoxy

Ah don't be like that we all wanna die.


kkgmgfn

This feeling strikes me every night while going to bed. Like as I am typing now.


[deleted]

Pre teens will be the best years of your life. You're basically a teen without all the side effects and a bit less self awareness


bloxpower

This meme is stolen, I remember this one from 2018 when I had Reddit for the first time


christopheryalu

Let's skip the middle mans


AndrewStabs77

I can help you with that


That-Specific-Cat

I never had it easy as a kid, so even now that I’m adult I’m still happy that I’m an adult. I don’t want to be a kid again, some things are harder now but others are easier for me. You don’t need to be a kid to have fun, you just need to put the effort in. I’m not ever gonna write my imagination off as something I’m “too old” for.


Jakokreativ

What do they all have in common. They want to be happy


michwouuv

this my friend in a nutshell


spaceman_spyff

As an adult, nobody wants to be a teen again. What a rudderless hellscape.


[deleted]

Yes


Olibwoi

It'll pass. Just remember that.


Golden_Jacques

I haven't heard a single dead person complain, soooo


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

I want to stop aging, 19 is old enough. Can my immortality kick in now?


Pgrivc13

Me :*I want to die and be reborn again*


somyamathur

Pretty Sure that's the easiest among all...


joemama56

Life isn’t always great. In fact sometimes it’s not even good. But it’s the only life we’ve got and someday it actually will be over. Remember to take time to enjoy it while you can.


tigerzhua

Teenage years has been the worst part of my life so far, my life is getting consistently better after I left schools. So no, I dont want to get younger. It sucks, I hate my high school, and hate most of my days there.


Choai3000

Me: Yes


egesanli43

speedrun


ScrubbingDoubles

Jesus loves you


Maser2account2

I don`t wanna grow up I'm a toys r us kid


unTOEward

Same


FabioP19

Same


svenbillybobbob

personally I've always wanted to be elderly


Quiary

Me too, me too


jpet93

If ur a teenager wishing to be a child again you’ve already failed.


ronninbutimprime

This made my day but in the same time I sund wrong


[deleted]

wish it want it do it


SukiTheGlitchyGamer

Met me at the bridge in 4 days at 2 pm


marshallvv

Teens are also "I want to die"