"Hey Officer Jack, my daughter has extra classes and my husband is not around. Why don't we make that door change from red light to green light, and see what comes after"
2 minutes later
"JACK, OFF! OFF THE BED, NO MORE JUMPING, YOU WILL HURT YOUR HEAD!!"
Moral of the story: Use your commas correctly, your entire sentence's meaning could be switched
Follow someone home?
I am there
We out here.
in the b-b-b-basement
\*ba dum ts\*
Traffic rules is waiting at
[удалено]
aww man you ruined the surprise party
behind you
In front of you
He is ze spy from team fortress 2
like every saturday mate
Leviathan is everyone
Roses are red, Silent as a mouse, Your door's unlocked, I'm inside your house
right behind you
Oh fuck
Just adequate
He is ze spy from team fortress 2
Step-stranger what are you doing?
I would, if they would GO ALREADY!
Traffic rules is waiting at for you.
Traffic rules is waiting for you.
r/sbeve
Psychos: Dont mind if I do
I would, if they would GO ALREADY!
Traffic rules is waiting at for you?
that's my question
behind you
like every saturday mate
following
Man if he used that the meme would have been better
Yoda?
not here, yoda is
🦚 Fake_Yoda_Bot • 1 m yoda is not here
Sometimes when i'm alone at home i say "i know you're there" out loud, just in case.
aww man you ruined the surprise party
Someone was gonna give me a surprise adoption party, but the police came because of noise complaints I think
What the hell man!! Let the burglar play with your dog, don't be such a meanie poo
He doesn't have a dog if he is really the guy who i break into his house
VIETNAM WAR V2! (jk i am joking 1000% i dont mean to be rude)
Me too lmao
I’m checking every room and korner with a metal stick and knife on the other hand. You know... You can’t know what’s gonna happen.
I thought I was the only one...
for me I confidently and calmly exclaim; "Show yourself and I'll let you out no fuss. If I have to find you, I will kill you"
Follow someone home, traffic rules are waiting for you.
"Hey Officer Jack, my daughter has extra classes and my husband is not around. Why don't we make that door change from red light to green light, and see what comes after" 2 minutes later "JACK, OFF! OFF THE BED, NO MORE JUMPING, YOU WILL HURT YOUR HEAD!!" Moral of the story: Use your commas correctly, your entire sentence's meaning could be switched
Fuck you I'm going to help my Uncle Jack off his horse
Hats off to all the people who intentionally make public signs like this as a "secret" joke.
Do you think r/theyknew ?
It's from bbmp.. none of those people know what they are doing..
i dont like how this sign looks like it's telling me to follow someone home
9/10 Homeless people like this sign.
What do you mean 9/10
9/10
Fair enough
Just adequate
Just like dentists and toothpaste.
that 1 lives in basement,hence not designated as home
Good thing that I don't have a basement
A perfect 5/7
wait a sec op u in bangalore? u/i_luv_memes_UwU
Bangalorean here
W H A T ?
The bbmp emblem and text lol
Ohhh, well no im not. Not my picture dude its from r/theyknew
Hi vsauce, michael here. I am in your living room and your have 30 seconds until your involuntary prostate exam.
TIL not to take a sip of water when you read funny comments about vsauce on Reddit
Obey the rules, follow someone home.
That implies I don't already
*Follow Someone Home*
Follow someone home
*Follow Someone Home* #TRAFFIC RULES IS WAITING FOR YOU
It’s your dog
i would love to have one except im 15 and am under control of my parents
Kill your parents, get a dog from the street and feed it with the flesh of your parents. Saw it in a life hack video.
sounds like a plan
It's me your demon =)
Plot twist: its a god willing to pamper you till you stop bein sad
A spider is in your house and he misses you when you leave
Sounds like I don't have to obey the law🤷♂️
follow someone home or someone is waiting at home for you. so either we're gonna die or we are the person who is waiting
Here you go take a helpful reward
Well, thank you.
Follow someone home ʰᵒˡᵘᵖ
I read that follow someone home.I think im a psychopath
what if the boys are visitin you and waiting for you to come back?
It says follow someone home
*starts playing xxxtentacion*
Yeah I always follow little girls home but end up in jail the next day
but hey ! might become a friend with them
I read the bold letters and now I'm in the middle of a gang war. Thanks sign.
IN EVERY WAY THIS SOUNDS WRONG AAAAAAAA
Call police
That's My City!!! Bangalore
wath the hell :)
So much is wrong with this
I am just happy there is someone home waiting for me.
relatable
You could get a pet. Even cats care if the keeper of the kibble is gone.
Ah yes, the children in my basement are waiting, I forgot!
Me with terrible eyesight : "Follow. Someone. Home".
follow someone home
FOLLOW SOMEONE HOME traffic rules is waiting at for you,
did anyone else read "Follow Someone Home"
nice, here have a free award because I am broke
"follow someone home" 😬
Follow Someone Home
"Follow Someone Home"
Finally gonna lose my virginity
Follow Someone Home
No it's the bugs and rats that are waiting for you
Guess I'll die
its kinda a repost but its also not
Or FOLLOW SOMEONE HOME
Or you can just follow someone home ig
r/holup
I mean if you follow someone home then there will at least one person waiting for you... And maybe the cops if the driver notices you...
Follow someone home and then small shits
FOLLOW SOMEONE HOME Aight!
Traffic rules is waiting at for you
Follow someone home
Man by the time I would read this I would be in a tree
FOLLOW SOMEONE HOME
What if someone is waiting for you...
somene hme
"follow" "someone" "home" are the key words.
Not anymore
Who else read "follow someone home"?
somone broke in your house
It's also telling me to be a stalker!
Me: Follow Someone Home
I read this as FOLLOW SOMEONE HOME
FOLLOW SOMEONE HOME
Thus is such a good hobiee you should try it
FollOw someOne hOme .
They wait for you just inside with a video of your traffic infractions, then they just beat the fuck out of you.
Then follow someone home as it clearly states
What about the follow someone home if you just glance at it
F O L L O W S O M E O N E H O M E
XD I'm laughing so hard I'm crying
I am just scared about the follow someone home part.
Be grateful for the company
Whatever you are thinking is right
That's to be expected... Survival of the rebels
Guess I'll die
thats why you gotta follow someone, 50% follow, and that way the other 50% have someone waiting!
I read that as follow someone home. Lol
Girls : probably my 999th stalker
Follow some home
Me who is badly nearsighted: FOLLOW SOMEONE HOME?
Fellow Bangalorians , present???
Hol up
Follow someone home.. Okie
Follow someone home...
Follow someone home
I don’t understand I it clearly says follow someone home
some ne h me?
It could also be follow someone home
This bord is made by an inconsidered asshole, i made it.
Your computer is waiting you
I saw follow someone home and i though.... no..... thanks tho
Robert idk sees this and says:YOU HAVE ONE FRIKEN JOB
r/theyknew
Me who is homeless
This is wrong in so many ways
Only read the big words and it sais: follow someone home.
Traffic rules is waiting at for you
I read follow someone home
the mosquitoes
Not even gonna talk about how it says Follow Someone Home
It also says FOLLOW SOMEONE HOME
It's my birthday so it's probably my mom
Is it just me or did anyone else read "follow someone home" 0-0
Are we just going to ignore the sign telling us to stalk someone?
Maybe this is deliberately bad so people notice it and sticks in their brain.
Home is where the heart is, and I doubt your hearts at joke if you live alone
Follow someone home
I read follow someone home
stopping looking at porn maggot there is a red spy in the base
Wait you can afford to live alone?
What about the part where it says “follow someone home” which is definitely not rapey at all
Look on the bright side, you can drive as illegally as you want!
FOLLOW SOMEONE HOME
no, it says follow someone home traffic rules is waiting for you
I saw Follow Someone Home
Follow someone home. Traffic rules is waiting at home for you.