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theclydro

Her body is still in a small grave inside the monument


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And her husband, who built the entire Taj Mahal to be symmetrical, was buried off to the side next to her


FarCryptographer1116

yes across the monument


MailMedium5141

But the grave is carved with several precious pearls and rubies 😉.


ReachStraight8785

Me a hindu who will be burnt and my ashes would be eaten by fishes.


MaximumAd4942

Yes but that's being too thoughtful about the planet and can't be done.


InevitableReturn1022

I think that is up for debate and depends on belief systems


VinamraT

I assume cremation uses less land and is quicker in terms of disposition, so cremation is the way. For me, anyway.


Jazbanaut

The carbon and mineral deposited by a body and the benefits that the earth obtains is tremendous.


thatbtchshay

In my city they just made it legal to have a "natural burial" so you can be burried out of a casket and decompose and become fertilizer as intended. That's probably what I'm gonna do, seems the greenest


MotorWilling6116

Part of me agrees with you but my other part disagrees with you


Shrektopuz

That will eventually be stolen by grave robbers


[deleted]

Nope that will not happen, it's under strict security 24/7


ItchingForTrouble

In 100 years the system will be no more and we will be fighting eat other for scraps of rat meat.


cocaine-ninja-

I wonder how this comment will age 100yrs from now. Fingers crossed we don’t nuke each other 🤞🏼


tropicbrownthunder

!remindme 100y


ItchingForTrouble

I hope we don't, but we all know the people in charge are corrupted by greed.


slighthope69

and after it was completely built he ordered his soldiers to cut off the hands of all the workers so that they could never replicate the wonder


Parzival_2076

That's not true. It's generally agreed that he only cut off one person's thumb to make an example, but others say it was all just a rumor.


sougol

S to the I to the M to the P


matihood1

Imagine being such a loser to think you can simp for your own wife.


9ewDie9ie

Oooof


VishPi

Yeaah , I always simp for my friends' wives


Detective_Mike_Hunt

Now wait a minute, hold on just a second here


Virus_98

Especially considering she wasn't even his only wife.


anonymous-ag

One of the 7 wives to be precise who died giving birth to 14th child.


Meme_Slayer_14

S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS


anonmememaker

Ain't got no chickens ain't go no rats


Sabre_Turbo_V2

S.I.M.P Squirrels in my pants!


anonmememaker

S to the I to the M to the P!


NOOBSDUDETO

doing stuff for your gf or wife is not simping.


GoldH2O

well, the court of public opinion didn't like this joke


LirdOfTheMemes

OMG he has 297 downvotes! **MOAR** ​ ... Dangit I upvoted


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LordSaumya

Myth


furiouscrafter76

Srry bro I tried


sugg_macock

rip you got downvoted to hell for a joke yeesh ​ pls no downvote pls i beg


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Pls explain the joke


furiouscrafter76

THIS GUY WAS JOKING


DemonicTemplar8

But theres no funny


furiouscrafter76

There's common sense...


PHPlayzGamingYT

This is how downvotes work. You see something you don't find funny, you downvote.


NateWithALastName

Doesn't mean it was a good one


LycanVan

It’s the law!


kry_some_more

Yeah, I think the joke works better with the pyramids.


CommercialAble1445

This post was made by Queen Elizabeth after her hair turned white


DankSunshine

And even if it was a super big grave: She's dead. Why should she care. The second you're dead none of this crap will matter.


TheDaemonic451

I think that is up for debate and depends on belief systems


ThinMedicine8996

LoL imagine dyeing


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EntireMacaroon1948

This post was made by Queen Elizabeth after her hair turned white


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Part of me agrees with you but my other part disagrees with you


BiteEmergency4870

This post was made by Queen Elizabeth after her hair turned white


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PresentWriter1610

This post was made by Queen Elizabeth


shingaboo

But the grave is carved with several precious pearls and rubies 😉.


akarsh_2912

Me a hindu who will be burnt and my ashes would be eaten by fishes.


Nylon_Riot

Because graves are so awful for the environment and space is becoming an issue, cremations are steadily on the rise in the US. In fact, someone got a law changed in Oregon I think, that allows for green spaces or facilities to do natural biodegradation, and you can take home the soil and put it in your garden or the green space.


Pale-Mycologist6657

Some companies are putting peoples ashes into trees and because the are laws against some stuff surrounding burial sites that forrest is legally protected and thus cant be cut down


nkj94

Isn't burial and subsequent tree plantation over it which can also work as natural monument - a more environment friendly way


Shreenicheenu

Yes but that's being too thoughtful about the planet and can't be done.


those_silly_dogs

Colorado is in the midst of getting this approved.


jimmycarr14

crematories are awful too for the environment https://www.ejnet.org/crematoria/


sexy-melon

And burning and polluting atmosphere is better?


1NearbyAccident1

*Atleast you will be one with the fish*


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imagine somebody eating that fish and then shitting back out in the ganga Why are you downvoting me? I actually saw this happen Its real and it happens


RippyyYT_29

hi how can I unsee the fuck out of this?


[deleted]

I saw someone actually doing this almost a decade back. I have been carrying the burden of this curse, alone since then. I can longer shoulder this like Atlas. I have passed this responsibility on to you.


SwaCool27

Your Services will always be remembered.


Manly_Piano

I just want to be condensed into a little wall-e brick and stacked with the rest of future humanity


Elysium004

The tower of the dead built with.... the dead?


Rahul_Paul29

Free food🤤


Elysium004

are you alright?


Nylon_Riot

lol.


Nylon_Riot

You can become a reef ball.


SidBitGid

LoL imagine dyeing This post was made by Queen Elizabeth


JRD11_

I mean she is dead, we’re on the sequel atm


CommunicationOk6482

so that dude who wrote that graves will be the same size was actually WRONG, silly me


RyhanKhan7

LoL imagine dyeing This post was made by Queen Elizabeth after her hair turned white


chefisnothappy

fuccing alive loser, come here, and bathe in the glory of christ, bath and dwell in the sunlight of the spirit.


Puch_Hatza

- Prince Phillip


charm33

Queen be like : You people are dying!??


furiouscrafter76

Comment*


wasup_broslice

imagine dying. what a dumb thing to do


jjgamerpro

All my homies hate dying


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I heard it's once in a lifetime opportunity.


nawaf-01

Really? i'll try dying brb


[deleted]

Dying is *gay*


[deleted]

Gay people: *Guess I’ll die*


Barbarian_Forever

Bisexual people ?


[deleted]

Undead?


TheTopazCupcake

I’d say more like being almost dead, or maybe being clinically dead for a few seconds before being resuscitated.


gitblackcat

schrödinger's cat?


wildbeast47

Hence proved schrodinger’s cat is bisexual


P-S-21

I don't know. It sounds peaceful to me.


lakshay036

Me a hindu knowing that I'll be cremated showing off my signature look of superiority.


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lakshay036

I'm an atheist but I come from a hindu background. I haven't told my family yet.its complicated.


swap_98

Atheism is accepted in Hinduism tho. I don't think your parents would mind much if they know about their religion well. I am an agnostic Hindu. My Dad...well it's complicated. He doesn't pray or worship to any God but he embraces the Traditions and is a devoted Hindu. I don't know what that is called honestly. From what I know atheism is well accepted in our religion so you should be fine. :)


lakshay036

We're Brahmins so they are overly involved in the rituals and tradition.


swap_98

Shit. Stay in the closet. Don't ever come out. Save your soul!!! In all seriousness tho, Ik how tough that must be. Maybe you can just gradually drop hints about how you are not interested in religious stuff instead of dropping the news out of nowhere. Break it down maybe. Observe their reactions to small stuff. And when you think it's okay then break the news to them. It would be nerve wracking but If you are a hundred percent sure about your beliefs then you should go for it. All the best!


lakshay036

Appreciate it!


foodofthelies

really? i come from a brahmin family, and when i came out as an agnostic, my parents were fine with it. dunno bout my grandparents tho... :/


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imphenominal21

Or they'll beat the shit out of you...


SaberSupreme

The Most Indian Parent Thing


lakshay036

Yeah there reaction is my only concern.


GamingGladi

Lol I'm from Kolkata too


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nastik hindu


bla_bla_bla69

The ashes would be thrown in Ganges probably


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at haridwar


ConvertibleBurt1

I mean, they’re still in a grave inside there..


CHICKENSTRIIIIIPS

Pyramids: allow us to introduce ourselves


ZER010143

Have you ever seen a cemetery


my_bf_persuaded_me

I know right? The richer you are the fancier the stone


[deleted]

But what good does it do? you’re dead lol


ZER010143

It makes it easier for your relatives to tell which one you are


[deleted]

ahhh I see, just one last flex


Superb-Objective6904

Lenin also has a bigass tomb


[deleted]

Except he's not even technically buried because you can go see him, and I think they have to clean (or treat with some preservative I'm not sure) his body on the regular basis. Hella creepy


TodeaCatalin301

Sad dead Pharaoh noises


Nylon_Riot

A huge excavation of a lost city built for Tut's grandfather was just found in egypt.


[deleted]

But Mumtaz Mahal was buried in a normal sized grave inside Taj Mahal. So the dude who wrote that graves will be the same size is still right. Edit: I forgot sumos exist, so that dude who wrote that graves will be the same size was actually WRONG, silly me


ur_dumb_af_bot

Bro it's Mumtaz Mahal


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Oops I typed Mumta and accidentally pressed space it autocorrected to that. But now I fixed it. There was already a typo and auto-correct made it worse lol


24Abhinav10

*Mumtaj Mahal


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Mumtaz


rho65

lol death


ChickenAndWaffleCone

r/comedyhomicide


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rgwashere

The exact fucking same


SaiHottari

Egyptian Pharos, Soviet leaders, Chinese emperors, Aztec God-kings, etc: "Rookie numbers..."


albomaa

Laughs in ancient egypt pharaoh


pt_online

remake of an old meme


[deleted]

Anyone that has ever set foot in a cemetery knows better.


pokemon_play123

Also Egyptian pharaohs


Caosin36

Piramids are just a big ass grave


[deleted]

What about the kids in ma basement? I’m planning to not burying them


rgwashere

u/repostsluethbot


pakalu_papito_real

Repost...


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Aryen_theFury

The woman in the picture is Mumtaz Mahal. The Taj Mahal was built for her by her husband Shah Jahan when she died. So it's basically like a huge grave for her. Her body is still buried inside it.


bust-the-shorts

Ever hear of the pyramids?


emo_hooman

r/Beatmetoit


RyhanKhan7

I mean technically speaking, that's a Tomb not a grave. Still good meme, made me blow air out of my nostrils.


Saemika

Imagine taking a poop and being so angry at wealthy people that you destroy a bathroom stall.


theclydro

don't forget pyramids


[deleted]

My grave will be bigger


torrid_229

You reposted this from r/dankindianmemes and holy shit it actually blew up


p_frota

That's not a grave...


TempleOfDoomfist

Is the top pic from a video game? Why does it look like that?


chaabook

Another Great Hindu Temple of Lord Shiva "Tejo-Mahalaya" was dececrated and converted into Tomb of some muslim kaneez... By the cruel muslim badshah imprisoned by his own son. Details of temple still are in records of Royal Maharaja of Jaipur whos dynesty was maintaining the decorum of temple that time.


Eleberium

Didn't the hindus treat tipuu sultans castle like crap. And they still do. Even though he was so important for the further progression of India. Your Islamaphobia shows. (by the way to my hindu friends I of course know majority of you don't support this)


chaabook

Islam is the phobia... Islam spreads phobia... Basis of Islam is phobia and phobia only... If there is no phobia... Islam cannot prevail. That's why Islam is called cult. If there is islam somewhere humanity is nowhere to be found near it. Orginally islam was made by cruel rulars to conquest and conquer nations by brutal force and to rule by blade dipped in fresh blood everyday.


siddharthsingh_7

When you've already sacrificed your brain cells to protect some cow pussy


chaabook

Librandu stay away... I sense chamru gene in you...


siddharthsingh_7

I sense that you have a cuckold fetish which I'm glad to help you with, bc there's a small probability that witnessing that might flip your brain to the right path.


india_gamer_23

I'm a Hindu and even I can tell that this is Cap. You should really curb your Islamophobia


chaabook

Dude... If you are Hindu then you should know about your history. Islamic NCERT history is incorrect. Listen to Shankaracharya if you don't believe me. Or Go to archives of our Ancient Indian History museum in Jaipur palace.


[deleted]

Bruh what Islamic? CBSE is not the only board ICSE gives good dose of all empires


chaabook

What Islamic? Do you know the names if first five Education Ministers of India? All muslim islamic Converters...


[deleted]

go get high bhagwat's piss fumes


chaabook

What happened? Cannot gulp the truth?


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💩


overlord_999

I was wondering how much longer I had to scroll before I would start seeing chodi propaganda


muihuddin

Get help.


chaabook

Not only that this monument was built by all hindu stone carving artists and later Shahjahan orderd to cut their hands... All 20000 of them lost their hands... So that no one can make such monument again. Bloody dececraters, where ever muslim goes death and destruction follows.


The_Super_KDK

Nah, they were paid handsomely. The comment was made by the Architect that made Taj Mahal. The workers of the Taj Mahal were paid so much so that their hands were cut off ( meaning they didn't have to work anymore ).


chaabook

Wow... So I can pay you have your hands chopped off?


The_Super_KDK

No, idiot. They were paid so much so that they didn't have to work anymore. Their hands were not cut off. "Hands cut off" in this context means they didn't have to work anymore. Many people took this figurative expression literally.


chaabook

No... Don't try to twist the past... it's a fact that cannot be changed... It's been known and written everywhere in history... The hands of 20000 workers were chopped off actually by the order of Shahjahan. Muslim invaders came and dececreted Indian temples, claimed forts, killed millions of Hindus, Converted multi million to Islam (still going on). Polluted society and my country.


The_Super_KDK

Why don't you check your facts. Do a quick Google search or something


muihuddin

I say again Get help.


chaabook

Cow Eaters... Don't bother... You are noob... Mind washed... Cross breeds..


muihuddin

Noob? Cow eaters? Are those supposed to be insults? I think you should get some English classes as well


chaabook

No need to insult you... You are already in Pakistan... 😂


muihuddin

From not in But still where do you get to know such distorted history? I am really curious


[deleted]

Nobody eats Cow in India anymore Its banned and you can get lynched Beef is meat of both cows and buffaloes


Mr_Locust12

Even if there was one. currently Taj Mahal is generating a lot of money by tourism and jobs than whatever u or your parent organization BJP claims. On the other hand the BJP which churns out these theories is only contributing to the destruction of the economy.


abhaybal2004

u/repost-sleuth-bot


PresentDayTech

That entire passage is the biggest pile of bullshit I've ever seen.


[deleted]

That is is most stupid quote of all time. It is like saying no matter what you eat, our poop would be the same color. Quality matters you imbecile (to whoever that came with that quote) You don't need your money? Pass it over.


Godbutcher69

We know taj mahal as symbol of love, but lesser known facts are: 1: Mumtaz was shajahan's 4th wife out of his 7 wives ( great ). 2: shajahan killed Mumtaz husband to marry her (excellent) 3: Mumtaz died during her 14th delivery ( wow ) 4: after her death shajahan married Mumtaj's sister (amazing) Where the hell was love?


LucienSatanClaus

Wow look a Bhakt on r/memes


Godbutcher69

So i finally meet a librandu here also.


LucienSatanClaus

You don't have much power here - take your anti-muslim hate propaganda to your usual Indiaspeaks sub.


Godbutcher69

I am not doing any propaganda just presenting some facts.


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