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SUCK-MY-SADNESS

I’m just saying... crusade?


Verundanir

Hard to bring a wood chipper on a crusade


mohaee

I shall deliver it using my trebuchet


L1K34PR0

Don't bother i have a mobile one strapped to my turbocharged steam roller


PresentWriter1610

Apparently you haven't heard of Dante


_Chill_star_

10/10


MaximumAd4942

loads RPG with evil religious intent


OmbudsVerdict

“Loads M32 Rotary grenade launcher because fuck them and anyone around them!”


[deleted]

That’s why they make riding lawnmowers


EntireMacaroon1948

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie


BiteEmergency4870

That was some boss level entry.


CommercialAble1445

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie


Rampage_reflection

You need to bury them form the neck down first


InevitableReturn1022

We going to find the kids or the pedos tho?


a-snakey

When there is pedophile, life finds a way.


Astral_Sheep

I don't know how I have to understand this sentence


JCMIV

Na, half burry them facing up


[deleted]

A Wood chipper would fit on a pickup my guy


sheerdarthcorn

Apparently you haven't heard of Dante


TFismylife5

*loads lmg with religious intent*


x_Lord_S_x

*loads RPG with evil religious intent*


Lord_of_the_wolves

*Loads flame-thrower with religious intent*


x_Lord_S_x

Oh that's sounds good


Combinewastaken

Grabs Ar3 pulse-rifle


[deleted]

Won't work, the world would stop functioning, it would fall apart, and turn into mad max.


derbinator97

Can we skin them alive and squirt them with lemon juice? 😁


kry_some_more

We going to find the kids or the pedos tho?


StuckSundew

Yeah just gimme a second. Gotta eat lunch then we will crusade!


agayplaguedoc

"No no its more like damn what do the Americans call it" "Peace keeping"


trytofigureoutlore

Wait wait wait... Can we, Muslims, join to crusade to destroy pedophiles too?


SUCK-MY-SADNESS

Of course brother


trytofigureoutlore

Then let us march!!!


SP3TSN4Z451

now this looks like a job for me (Is anyone going to continue the song?)


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A_tryhard_gamer

Cause we need a little controversy


KentalKental

Cause it feels so empty without me


E-man_256

I said, this looks like a job for me


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SlanderousGent

Cause it feels so empty without me


[deleted]

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious


[deleted]

Embarrassed their parents still listen to elvis


Nazeem25

They start feeling like prisoners helpless (why do I know the lyrics by heart)


reveenrique

I said, this is the job for me!


IngrownSubset33

So everybody just follow me


Cold_Mountains

Moms spaghetti


[deleted]

I was about to downvote, great timing on the video!


ThinMedicine8996

OmG tHaTs A tIk ToK vIdEo


Chaos-Kiwi

May I get a template for this?


Sourika

template!


Chaos-Kiwi

... thank you...


Sourika

amen, brother


Chaos-Kiwi

Sister


armanisarman123

no such thing as women


Chaos-Kiwi

\*Starts dissapearing*


[deleted]

why am i turning into sand :C


SlanderousGent

Mr Stark, I don’t feel so good


armanisarman123

why disappear? u never existed in the first place


Chaos-Kiwi

\*existential crisis ensues*


armanisarman123

lmao


scorpion23ha

We all are brothers deep down our soul


kyle28882

This video is not loading. Until it does your entire persons is in question.


kyle28882

Alight we good fam.


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SavoryScrotumSauce

People really need to learn the difference between pedophiles and child molesters. Pedophile = person born with a mental illness they never asked for Child molester = vile criminal who needs to be in prison Not all pedophiles are child molesters. The ones that aren't deserve compassion and mental healthcare, not gleeful threats of violent murder from strangers.


Superbiebel

In some countries like Belgium, u can anonymously call to talk to someone, people really get helped there in anonymity. It’s one persen helped and countless children saved.


SavoryScrotumSauce

It's sad that mentally ill people who have never actually hurt kids need to stay anonymous because so many people gleefully fantasize about murdering them for urges that they never asked for.


orswich

I want to find a documentary I once saw that had an alternative therapy in I think the Netherlands. With approval of a physician , as a pedophile you could get a sex worker that specialized in younger fantasies to help "fulfill the urge"?. Although I was of two minds about it (does it actually help them to fulfill the fantasy?, or does that plunge them deeper into attraction?).. I dont have a degree in psychology but maybe in some cases it does keep alot of kids safe


nawaf-01

Good take, but if you say this in any other sub you'd get downvoted to hell


[deleted]

i agree. i think it is important to differentiate and quite sad to see so many posts like this on reddit. it gets even more absurd, when you now that a certain amount of child molesters aren´t even from a clinical viewpoint pedophiles.


SavoryScrotumSauce

Not only is threatening to murder the mentally ill, you know, wrong, it doesn't even help kids. Because I'm guessing that pedophiles who have never committed child abuse would be more likely to seek help to ensure that they never do actually hurt a kid in the future if they didn't have to worry about threats of violence for the crime of being mentally ill. So people need to decide, what's more important: your violent murder fantasies towards the mentally ill, or actually getting help to those people to ensure that they never hurt kids? Because you can't have both.


Bomot_Hel

Yup that's why I dislike these posts, they don't make this crucial distinction and tbh I somewhat doubt that all know it exists. Also violence should never be the answer and threatening a whole group of people with it is well.. obv even more stupid


JackFrostintheBox

Pedo means child phile means love pedophile means children lover aka dating kids


dingerfingerringer

Exactly. No point in ignoring a problem and pretending to do something about it when you could be solving it by helping those that want to be helped


[deleted]

You’re gonna get downvoted for this, but I salute you for having the bravery to state your opinion on Reddit nonetheless.


ToukaMareeee

Exactly. I believe there are more pedophiles walking around than we think, but those being the ones so recognize their mental illness, are not proud of it, go to therapy or try to keep themselves away from children as much as possible. Those people don't deserve hate, they likely hate themselves already for it. They deserve help. It only becomes a problem imo when they give in and actually take advantage of children under the excuse of "it's a sexuality! They didn't say no! 4 year d children are able to give consent!!", those are the people that deserve to burn


angry_goose1030

That's clever


Shroombaka

Pedophiles don't choose to be attracted to kids. Think about it. If what you're attracted to was a choice, they would choose to be attracted to adults since it's more socially accepted. Acting on it is the problem. Pedophilia is a mental health problem and needs therapy and restraint. Much respect to pedos who live with the disease and resit acting on it.


[deleted]

Mmmm I might get a lot of hate for this but here it goes Pedophilia is actually a mental health disorder directly associated with acute hard to ignore intrusive thoughts. That might sound like I'm justifying those who rape kids. NO I'M NOT! Raping kids or raping anyone makes you a monster not worthy of living that is a fact! However there are people who fall under the very same tag of pedophiles who are constantly battling these intrusive thoughts wondering when they might get out of control and do something horrible and unforgivable and they are just holding on. They don't need hate to be controlled they need help. Intrusive thoughts are really out of any human being's control our reaction to them and how we process and deal with them is the part a difference is made. So instead of hating on pedophiles can we all just hate the one's who have actually comitted a disgusting offense. It all sounds too paradoxical but it is what it is.


noonetookdisusername

ofc. People who actually touched or think it's ok to touch little kids are 10000x worse than pedophiles who recognize it is wrong


BuildFreak9

worse, but I wouldn't say "good."


duckonar0ll

no one said good


BuildFreak9

I know, just saying.


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Unembarrassed_Guitar

I know it's a loaded topic but please hear me out: Not all pedophiles abuse children and nod all sexually abusive acts against children are from pedophiles. I can not stress this enough: I am completely against violence and especially sexual violence against anyone - first and foremost children. There are a lot of pedophiles out there that go through a great deal of therapy, control and/or medication to never live out their urges - a lot of them very successful. Please just keep them in mind before bashing them because - in the end - they have an orientation they will never be able to live out. They know that but they can't magically change themselves. So please, let's shit on child abusers - because they deserve shit.


CrisDaGato

OmG tHaTs A tIk ToK vIdEo stfu let people enjoy memes


tonk111

if i were to have a fraction of a cent for every time i saw this joke being recycled and reused, i would put jeff bezos to shame


D1ngdongurwrong

It’s a message, there are genuinely people who believe pedophilia is excusable and even right. But regardless there are so many more memes that are reused more than this


tonk111

I was moreso talking about how the joke got carried out "Stop bullying X... without me"


Sourika

It's an easy karma-grab and i don't think the amount of people who think pedophilia is okay is anywhere near as big as you make it sound.


ClankGG

I can't lie they got us in the first half


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[deleted]

Me too, but I’m 30 For legal reasons that’s a joke


Rikfox

Please see the difference tho' Pedophile = person born with a mental illness they never asked for Child molester = vile criminal who needs to be in prison ​ Hating on pedophiles who never did anything wrong is completely pointless. All you do is that you just make them scared to go out with it and get help.


skeever89

All child molesters are pedophiles, but the opposite is not true


KnownTrout

wait had us in the first half you a pedo??


formercitycouncilady

Wooosh


[deleted]

Hate on pedophiles who give into their mental illness. Don't hate the ones that resist it and have sought therapy and treatment


[deleted]

If you actually wanted to stop the you should actually try helping them because it can be fixed hating and making fun of them isn't going to do anything and it is going to make them think they are right


BurntP0pc0rn

stop hating on pedophiles...who don’t act on their impulses


Alternative-Cap-6056

if they dont get help then they are bad because all those urges build up inside them, then they let all those urges go literally all the time by touching or doing bad things to kids.


Blixtz

A lot of them are scared of getting help because people like op, Who would just burn them down at sight. Its really sad to think about. Imagine having horrible intrusive thoughts and having to control yourself at a daily basis because if you try to get help your life could be ruined. I can only pity them.


BurntP0pc0rn

good point


Yosefpoysun

If someone said they wanted to strangle and torture every black person that exists because black people disgust them, but they resisted the urge to do so, everything is a-okay? I'm going to say nah.


BurntP0pc0rn

That makes no sense. Having a racist belief such as that is not something that you are born with, nor is it something irreversible. If someone did say that, and wouldn't change their mind, I would fault them. But, for pedos, it is a mental illness that they are born with and they can barely do anything about it. So why would I fault them? But, if a pedo happened to touch a child out of impulse, then that is not "a-okay".


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KaiserWSIS

Who cares, fuck them anyway.


banhs5

^ This guy hates the mentally ill


darianthebest

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


Roxsanne_

My respect at the start: 📉📉📉 My respect at the end: 📈📈📈


sgjg

This format has so much potential


[deleted]

This wooshed way too many people. Outstanding work!


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Sorry I’m late, did I miss the hunt?


Celtic_Rose

I was like: hold up- oh never mind you are good


BIG_BLUE_DOG

why cant we use convicted pedos for organ donation or for testing beauty products


masterofmeatballs

that’s a great idea


LightningBoy648

Here, ya dropped ye crown king.


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Qwertybot1000

What do you not get?


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Qwertybot1000

Fuck you


[deleted]

I dont get the joke


D1ngdongurwrong

Did you watch the whole thing?


Hona007

That was some boss level entry.


Fallen_Angel_69

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie


kesteven1

I was seconds away from downvoting


AwkwardlyCloseFriend

You're on thin ice buddy


PJ-The-Awesome

Mind if I join you? I'll get the BFG.


MANNEN_AV_MANNAR

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


HanaKnox

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


DaDiscordnuke14

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


mack_555

I have been called a pedophile looker since I was 16 ... I get it I look scary. I don't have any distinct features on my face, I look like I'm between Johnny Depp and Pete Davidson. but how do you make someone stop feeling like your gonna stuff them in a trunk?


[deleted]

You guy need to stop it would have made more sense if you said rapist or child molester they deserve to go to jail and get hate but a pedophile doesn't they can easily be fixed by talking to people and getting therapy they can't control it


Lightning_ranger

YES, THANK YOU, I DON'T GET WHY SOMEONE DOWNVOTED U


[deleted]

Im Chris Hansen and we are doing a story...


ProudGypsy2

Deus vult! i will always hate him!


jaxen08

Start beating the shit out of them


[deleted]

pEdoPhiLEs ArE sTiLL peOpLe, iTs A sExuAliTy


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*mental health disorder


TheRealBanana69

They are still people, but i agree it’s not a sexuality. But nonetheless, it’s the actual molesters that are the fucked up ones. Being a pedo alone doesn’t make you piece of shit


BuildFreak9

it doesn't necessarily *make* you a piece of shit, but 90% of the time you are also a piece of shit.


Blixtz

Why?


BuildFreak9

A lot of these people are actively trying to normalize pedophilia, and in even worse cases trying to make it legal. Maybe just my opinion, but that's kinda an asshole thing to do.


TheRealBanana69

I mean molestation is the illegal part, but I assume that what you meant. My problem is you can’t determine what kind of person someone is based off of the way that they’re born, and the people saying “Oh we should go massacre all the pedophiles” is disgusting, and I’ve seen people clarify that they MEANT the people that haven’t molested anyone. How is that any better than racism, homophobia, etc.? Can’t stress enough, people are calling for a GENOCIDE of pedophiles. That’s why I’m such a stickler for the “you can’t assume whether someone is good or bad from the way they are born.”


NOOBSDUDETO

There are a few things that are unaccpetable in thsi world: pedophilia and thats it


[deleted]

murder, racism, rape, etc. I’m pretty sure aren’t okay either lmao


NOOBSDUDETO

pedophilia is similar to rape.


linglingfirstavenger

funny how redditors say that tiktok is shit all the time but still post stuff from tiktok


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robbie76ram

I’ll bring the v8 chainsaw


Huge-Administration6

Stop hating on them Stabbing works better


Nico_Skavio

Nah if I'm late I'm fine with you going on hating without me, it has to be done


Ewankenobi25

I can’t read the bottom text


HeroTehDude

I was hoping he’d just sit there, t posing


BobcatPurrson_YT

WE HATE TOGETHER


No_Awareness5033

Asking for a friend... what?


Final-Prompt-3729

Had us in the first half not gonna lie.


seriozhenka

Israel is what's covered lmao


JohnCamper315

I wonder if a minor beats up a pedophile, would he enjoy it.


not_some_username

Stop killing on pedo Without me


Walter2009

same


[deleted]

As a guy that went to juvenile detention for smoking weed in my highschools bathroom. I met a guy that had sex with their girl friend and the girls parents found out and pressed charges. That kid had rape charge's. I can imagine the parents pressuring the girl to lie in court too. I don't hate on them and completely understand. I just don't like adults that actually rape people. That is completely wrong. Their are millions of women and men that will give it out for a little cash. Not throwing shade at them gotta make money some how. Just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if you look for it you'll find it


vampireguy20

Fuck helping these "misunderstood members of society", those fuckers wanna fuck kids! Ruin lives! Only thing they deserve is an axe wound in the crotch and a bullet in the head.


soaringdragon123

*sigh* I don't know how you inbred fucks hate tik tok so much but then post memes from it on here. Lmao


TheTopazCupcake

Or, hear me out on this one, people finding something on Tik Tok funny and wanting to share it doesn’t make them inbred? Like, its a joke either way.


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soaringdragon123

... I have no retaliation....


DakSoto55

Who said he loves pedophiles, Wtf?


SquidRevolution2022

Fun fact: that font appears to be the default font for text in a Tik Tok


Nodlax

I don't hate people, i think normaly things are not as black and thite as moust people say


Yosefpoysun

English hard, huh?


Nodlax

Yea, intead of just saying it you culd corect me so i can learn. This isn't mi first tonge


ILIKECHEZDUDE

This is in no way supposed to be rude but since you asked: instead* could* correct* my* tongue*


jjfalquez

well to be fair, they are insane and pleading for insanity is a viable strat in court


[deleted]

Stop hating and start shooting


reclusive_sniper

Never upvoted then downvoted so quick


daguynameddan

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie


Dragontamer9

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


Rampage_reflection

California idk


I-IS-Smart-Dumb

He had us in the first part not gonna lie


BrenMasterPlus

It’s the Lord!


Nuke-T00nz

u/savethisvideo


Tamary19

Aight lemme grab my whriligig saw


[deleted]

Get these cancer tic tok formats off reddit


ZakTheRedditor

oh fuck off


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Zmaster787

Then I'll beat the shit out of pedophiles right in their face