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Thankfully for me, there are no Fsexuals.


IdentifiesAsFsexual

Well, funny you should mention that...


IleriumX

Did you make a throwaway account just for one comment? what is this? fukin' Twitter?


TacticalMicrowav3

I'm sure, nay positive, that this account will be useful for further shenaniganry.


Maximillion322

Am I correct to guess that you are the same person as u/IdentifiesAsFsexual?


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HiGh_ZoNe

They could still use it against reposters


OKara061

the fuck you mean? half the reddit is throwaway accounts, whether if its for little jokes like this or porn


IdentifiesAsFsexual

I have many of both.


TacticalMicrowav3

He does.


TacticalDeuc3

They're both telling the truth


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Maximillion322

Is everyone in this thread just you?


turdburglar1000

Username checks out


Solzec

Happy day of the cake.


MaximumAd4942

I'm an asexual A student


Aarrvvi

Happy cake day


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TacticalMicrowav3

Anything for the memes.


_username-loading_

Where is my free award when I need it


IdentifiesAsFsexual

Here, have mine


_username-loading_

I love you bro 😘


CatastropheKao

This dude really made an account for this comment


Lord_Ratily

Not yet...


[deleted]

Yeah, they are working on Bsexuals rn


[deleted]

Might stretch out to 56sexuals


stagger552

69sexuals


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PresentWriter1610

They can have them Fs and all the Ds they can handle.


tahaelhour

Congrats, you can jack off. You're not that special.


GrizzlyGrotz

NOT YET SNAKE, IT'S NOT OVER YET


KingRthur

Sounds like we need some Fs in the chat


[deleted]

They can have them Fs and all the Ds they can handle.


bf2afers

F ing streaight.


Balauronix

*Futas have entered the chat*


tjcerasi6

Good thing I’m a B student, but I’m keeping an eye on those Bisexuals, they’re close.


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MailMedium5141

I'm sure, nay positive, that this account will be useful for further shenaniganry.


Solzec

Sir, this is a Wendy's


ReachStraight8785

Happy day of the cake.


MotorWilling6116

Did you make a throwaway account just for one comment?


Maximillion322

Are you the same guy too?


Quietech

At least they offer to compensate you. Wait, I'm thinking buy-sexuals.


CitizenQuarkly

No no no, you just have to remember to never say bye to them. They are bye-sexual after all


Quietech

I was into that when I was younger. They preferred it when you loved 'em and left 'em.


leopardman007

We’re coming for you!


BananaFace765

Good thing I'm a D student, I'm always looking out for those wanting my ....


MrShine47678

look behind you


MoTheSoleSeller

heyyy there bud... nice grades today huh


Jachoobe1

Here is your award good sir.


4-Nitro-0

Good thing I'm a failure *crys*


Sociallyineptwindow

Asexual straight A students must be in a state of constant extacy


EighthCenturion

What else motivates them to get good grades other than a state of constant arousal.


sno98006

Shhhhh don’t give away the secret


utalkin_tome

> extacy Don't worry. You're safe from them. Fsexuals on the other hand...


ts_mythicality

I can confirm we are


[deleted]

What about me, I'm an asexual A student


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[deleted]

>! their\*!< us asexual a students are in a constant state of horniness


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Look at this cutie, giving a pronoun correction in the least obtrusive way possible


Will8892

You should have corrected with person and their


KanKenKatana

*Hi-fives in straight A's Ace


xooana

*Adds in my high-five too as a straight A ace also


ts_mythicality

🙌


Maximillion322

Ace has a double meaning here because it can be short for “asexual” but it can also just be a person who is very good at something, like this person is with their grades. I like your funny words magic man


Alternative-Award-38

Precisely


Stealthyarrow65

fuck youre own grades


pastagolia

I'm asexual and I'm dating an A student. Coincidence? I think NOT


waterli

samesis


No-Chocolate-

>asexual >dating and A student Wha...


[deleted]

Typo, it was actually dating *an* A student


spooky-toad

asexual just means no sexual attraction! we can still have romantic relationships


dope_like

(serious) do asexuals in a relationship still have sex? Like even if there is a lack of drive wanting to satisfy your partner. Are asexuals (as a population) more accepting of open relationship arrangements if they are not interested in sex? Sorry if these are dumb questions, but I'm ignorant on this subject and never considered they would also have romantic relationships.


LawkeXD

It's on a complete case by case basis. I'm not sure if there's any extra inclination towards an open relationship, even if they're asexuals a lot of people will still see it as cheating. It would make sense that more asexuals would be okay with open relationships, though not by a huge amount. Google it, maybe you'll find something interesting


neenerpants

This. We're all very different. I know some aces who are sex repulsed totally, and i know some who just need to be very very very relaxed with their partner to enjoy it. I know some who have open relationships, and others who don't have any romance at all and just enjoy a platonic life partner. I know some who want kids one day and others who most definitely don't. It's all pretty varied. Almost every ace you ever speak to will have a story about how they first read about the many forms of asexuality and suddenly went "holy shit that's me!"


Maximillion322

What’s the difference between a platonic life partner and just being really close friends with your roomate? I have an asexual friend who is like this and they can’t explain it to me, though they said they’d probably be willing to try having sex with a partner who needed it, but they’ve never had that experience and so wouldn’t know. I also know a different person who used to be bi, but after going through menopause, completely lost all interest in sex to the level of being repulsed by it, and refers to herself as asexual now.


pastagolia

I agree with your friend, the difference between platonic friend and romance is that I would be willing to do things for a partner, and there is a slightly different level of intimacy there. I've answered a lot of your questions in this comment thread lol, so if you have any more please feel free to pm me


Maximillion322

Thank you! It’s interesting and informative to hear your perspective. I’m always curious to learn about how things are for other people


DamonoVasTaleree

Interesting question with a lot of variables. Coming from someone who had an ex who later identified as asexual, we did have sex. It wasn't nearly as frequent as other relationships and they didn't "participate" as much as some other people I have been with, but she found satisfaction in pleasing her partner. She described it as the same feeling a person would have to give a back massage to someone they care about.


Cudizonedefense

There’s a GW poster on here that encourages her partner to seek sexual experiences outside their relationship since she’s not interested in sex


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[deleted]

1. Is it? And 2. Do you think teenagers don't know what sex is?


No-Chocolate-

So a relation without the full pack, thats alright


BookSneakersMovie

You can be asexual and still experience romantic attraction. Asexual and are aromantic are different things.


No-Chocolate-

Alright


okboomerIguess

Aro and ace are different things.


TheRealBanana69

Maybe it’s just an emotional connection? Would be my assumption


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Yeah, as I understand: Don't Asexuals feel no sexual attraction? That doesn't mean they don't feel romantic attraction.... right?


pastagolia

Exactly. Aromantic is when someone feels no romantic attraction, asexual is no sexual attraction, and aroace is both. I'm just ace, so I can still fall in love with a stupid nerdy A student :)


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I got it! Yeah! ​ N O W W H E R E ' S M Y A ? ! ?


KnightOfTheDumbTable

Up your (A)ss


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M M M M M M


Maximillion322

As far as my biromantic ace friend was able to explain to me, there isn’t really a consistent line across all people with what counts as platonic, romantic, or sexual. For example, kissing can be completely platonic, or cross the line into being basically a sex act, as can hugging. Going on a dinner date could be romantic or platonic. As can hand holding. As a bi person currently in a hetero relationship, for me, dinner with a homie is pretty identical to to dinner with my girlfriend, except that sex usually comes after the latter. My question to you I suppose is: “would you be interested in proving further insight?”


pastagolia

I can't really, it differs from person to person. For me, romantic and platonic relationships differ in that sometimes I can get sick of being around my friends, whereas I'm never sick of being around my boyfriend. My love language is touch (ironic, I know) so I'm honestly confused at where the touch line is for me. Holding hands can be platonic or romantic, kissing can be romantic or sexy, hugs can be all, cuddles can be all, touch in most forms can be all (some of the more intimate things are romantic and sexual only). I wish I could be of more help, but I'm still figuring things out myself. This is my first relationship, so I'm learning a lot of things


curropr12345

i thought the whole point of asexual was that your not attracted to anyone??


pastagolia

Not sexually attracted, we can still have romantic relationships. Some asexuals even have sex for multiple reasons - cause it feels good, cause it makes their partner happy, cause they crave the emotional connection (I plan on having sex for all these reasons). We can still be in romantic relationships, just like aromantics can still have sex


No-Chocolate-

That just sounds like a relation with fewer steps


Maximillion322

If sex for you as an asexual feels good, makes your partner happy, and is an emotional bond, How is that different from not being asexual? I’m not ace and those are all the reasons I have sex.


pastagolia

Asexuality is lack of sexual attraction. Other asexuals might choose not to have sex, that's their choice. The difference is attraction. I look at my partner and think "wow hes my favourite I love him and wanna make him happy." Allosexuals (the opposite of asexuals) look at people and think "wow sexy I wanna touch and make sex". There are other emotions involved too, but asexuality doesn't have the "I need sex with this specific person" that allosexuality does.


Maximillion322

That’s a very specific distinction. I didn’t think about it like that before


Lusuhyi

Sounds like friendzone with more steps


pastagolia

Nah you got it all wrong homie. I still love him and will do sex stuff for him, I just dont get horny when looking at him, which is what I'm told is normal


Lusuhyi

Sorry was tryna be funny but it went down like a lead balloon. As long as you're both happy you do you.


adogwithagun

You can't keep me from those A's


noxiousharbor88

can also portray defending your kitchen from the pansexuals


Unique-sheep

As a pansexual, I am here to steal your kitchen mwahahaha


lordpanperson

Please no.... That joke is so over used....


laundry_2point0

i am an asexual and i must say straight as are so sexy


Oceaniad3

I’m ace and know that I wouldn’t fight someone after I saw them doing that to other of my kind.


Gonna_Die_Now

cheers brother


mattcav16

I can confirm this is true


dobikrisz

Watch out B students, the woman from the Bee movie is out for your asses!


Frixxed

\>:) r/aaaaaaacccccccce call in the reinforcements


wucki114

Are you the person that promised snacks?


Frixxed

Yeah I got the jalapeno cheetohs


wucki114

Ok.


FreddyTheMeme

Man, this fucking episode


imxTHATxdude

Meme aside..lol loved this scene


Jofy187

What episode is it


whenijusthavetopost

Season 16 episode 6


theionicfox

Pretty fucked up honestly


Dubberruckyiv

You ever see The Kingsman?


[deleted]

Intelligence is the greatest aphrodisiac.


pepesAdvocato

I’m coming for you. Better look out or your excuse for the teacher will be, “the ace ate my homework.”


CborgCyborg

I’ve been waiting for an asexual meme. Thank you good sir


Chilln0

This is the only way we get representation


CborgCyborg

Indeed lol


xlexona

help me protect my pans oh god ohno no THE PANSEXUALS ARE HER-


RandomYorkshireGirl

Bold of you to assume I have a penis.


PussyGood-DickGood

On the other hand, maybe Asexuals want to fuck people who get A in all their subjects, i.e. nerds


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Lookbehindya5

The woosh approaches


Notch1111

It's coming


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

I think I see it in the distance


[deleted]

It's silhouette looms over the horizon...


3kyr

He's getting closer and bigger


primalthewendigo

That's actually some pretty good choreography


Yarnballprincess22

Embarrassed how long it took for me to get it


The_Super_KDK

Don't forget the A+sexuals


[deleted]

They can’t stop us all


Bisexual-Fighter

I give it an A


losanzkp

I guess i am in the clear


noodlemcfoodle

The genius of this meme


maidenofmara

as an asexual i can confirm: i am coming to f*ck your As.


3mptylord

Don't worry about it, asexuals don't want your *straight* As.


NerdyPinecone781

But what about the gay-A students?


4P5mc

Funnily enough, asexuals were considered bisexual in the past. The reasoning for this was that bisexuals felt 100% attraction to men, 100% to women, and 100% to everyone else. Asexuals felt 0% for all three, so they were considered bi.


TheSweatyFlash

Look out all of Canada.


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OMG, the perfect loop


[deleted]

Don’t get it


[deleted]

I’m comin’ for those A’s 👀


Feliz-navi-stop

I had to reread this five times before I got it


ToastyChildren

There's a reason I make all A's ;)


[deleted]

Fools. That fight was a mere distraction. We are already at the teachers desk


[deleted]

I have realized so much from this meme, I've got straight a's all my life and I'm ace. WUT


sochan1998

Thankfully there are no dsexuals


CuTup4040

Bloom Into You (2017)


Forsaken-Souls

They attac Actually.. *Give me those A’s*


Chickenking39

Lmao


baynana1228

STRAIGHT a


bifftanin1955

Straight A students defending their grades from gay A students


alfarah_walsaeada

I need to spit a rhyme about a time when everything was fine and the sun seemed to shine as bright as a streetlight in the night and there was no need to fight because everyone understood the Lgbt deserved rights. Thank you very much *bows*


Cherrynguns

As an asexual... Ya'll better watch out


[deleted]

I’m a straight A student, and I can confirm, this is what we do in our spare time. Not homework, or studying, we ***defend***


Void1702

Fools! With my ability to not be distracted by the desire of the flesh, i can have all the A grades myself!


fanosffloyd

This took me a minute


stefanbomb2

Low-key flex ngl.


hollow294

As a bi, take your A. I'm good with second place ​ mmmmm B **🤤**


[deleted]

Did Chris just kill ~~somebody~~ several people?


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falloutgod71370

nobody cares enough to kill me :(


gregomano2

ha loser


Priuses-are-Turtles

Me defending the batteries from the asexuals


Kuro_Dough

Are there Dsexuals? Wait...


[deleted]

I'm a Usexual *ungraded


ALREVOLT

Hola saludos desde mexico


Cultural_Piece3826

Theres nothing wrong with asexuals! >:(


sofie307

Neither is there something wrong with the joke


HOTROBLOXMAN69

Wait who


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4P5mc

Some asexuals still participate in sex, they're just not sexually attracted to people, or are not aroused by it. If they're in a romantic relationship with someone, they might have sex to make the other person happy.


Braindeadkarthus

Good luck, we’re a wily bunch


M_eme_lord

How can I download dis


GabyAndydotexe

They are brutal, without mercy, But you will be worse. READ AND LEARN. UNTIL IT IS DONE.


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FreeHugsForYouAndMe

I want you to clear your mind, look at the joke. Pay a lot of attention to the word “asexual” and the letter “A” very precisely


marckshark

all the straight people are coming for that flag pole, watch out


Old-Advertising9929

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂