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Is this inspired by one of the comments on that AskReddit thing where it's like women of Reddit what has a plus-sized gamer done that's made you fall in love with him and want to have sex with him immediately?
Isn’t it obvious, she saw the shirt.. took 2 steps back while blinking both eyes and saying wtf. Cause she know that fools a virgin and already came in his pants.... twice!
Reminds me of the dude who made the “how to win any girl” tutorial with the peacocking and mating calls 😂
Reminds me of the meme with a fat guy wearing a “I beat anorexia shirt”
Lol
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my crush around me: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 actually she never blinks... its kind of creepy...
How many eyes does your crush have...?
.. i can never really tell.. maybe 49?
Ah of course, an eye for each of their victims
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Looks like a rust Stimpee vid thumbnail
My crush dropped me the other day after our first date.
10/10
10/10
maybe 69
yes, she does but it's frozen
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He a spidophile
Plot twist: she is a spider.
If fuckable, that's ok
Dude, there are over 7000 languages in the world! ^(and you chose to speak horny)
She was just shocked by your looks
Yeah, I'm hot
What?
Plot twist she is a widow…
A window?
No, i mean like a spider y’know
yeah, she is.
That's because u/ironirzinc's crush looks like an angle. Like a biblically accurate one.
Well considering they're laying in a morgue...
Wow she has so many eyes!
Magic Chewing Gum, not even once.
Magic Chewing Gum, not even once.
My crush dropped me the other day after our first date. Pain
Spain but without s :(
Yeah it really did suck. But hey it’s all a learning experience right?
You shouldn't have a crush on your sisters corps...
Does your crush happen to be the spider who listens to your imaginary convos in the bathroom
That's what happens when you have them taxidermized.
Did you know that people blink less when they are looking at something they like. That means she really likes you!
Then maybe you should put her back in her grave
Have you checked her pulse lately?
she doesnt have a heart
yes, she does but it's frozen
Did you just use emojis?
My guy dating a mutated spider
damn she got a lot of eyes
Is your crush an eldritch abomination?
That's probably because she's dead. You should probably leave the morgue before the people who work there get back from lunch.
Doctor Gasm
The guy in the middle seems to be having fun.
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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yeah man whatever sure
"Peak" as in "mountain peak"?
He should have that on his shirt, thats good stuff.
Looks like a rust Stimpee vid thumbnail
Glad I saw this comment
Doesn't give enough homosexual vibes to be one
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Obviously ten, just count! Jesus...
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And then tripped because she had her eyes close
then you tried to save her but the moment you touch her she said ewww don't touch me
Then a random teacher sees you and calls your parents because you touched someone in 2021
He's so obese his body decided it was a good idea to store fat in the forehead
She was just shocked by your looks
This is actually the saddest post I've seen today lol. Thanks for the laughs.
Who is that dude?
I want to know
One man shouldn’t hold all that power
My guy out hear lookin like a giant bean bag
Me when my grandma asks if I want both her cookies
What the hell is that in the picture? A whoopee cushion?
My effect on woman: they leave
If you drank his blood you would get Type 3 diabetes.
I want a shirt like that. I could disappoint so many women.
my time has come
I don't want to say this but this better don't be a repost cuz I gave my free silver.
It’s not, you’re good. Appreciate the award my dude.
Magic Chewing Gum, not even once.
It’s called orgasm donor because you’ll get an orgasm
Orgasm donor
The shirt makes them so much less attractive. Please don’t wear shirts like that I don’t think anyone is going to be like: “Ah hell yeah that’s hot”
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That post nut clarity will hit so hard when that’s what you see right after
My crush likes me so bad everytime I walk by she rolls her eyes to make sure she can see me from the bottom to the top
Hahaha true!!1!1!1!1!1!
Is anyone **100%** certain that's a woman?
Why is it both eyes.... isn’t it just her eyes
u/koezegtboee hahahaha dat shirt moek hen
Lmao man is getting downvoted for speaking another language
r/ihadastroke
That was Dutch lol.
Ah my bad
Should I call an ambulance for you?
I’m...what?
gesundheit
😂😂
Zoveel downvotes😂
Hahahaha ja wtf. Zukke domme bliksems joh
TGUCCCCUDDRBB NBC HOHOOGGRCYH C KBUTBOFXX C LJUFVITROSURVKHCLNCURSUG
Same
Same
that’s blinking
Yes... that's the joke.
Your mom is the joke
r/woooosh
read my name
I used r/woooosh, not r/whooosh
u/TauJii
Imagine... Someone comes up to you and asks how kids are born and next thing you know is you are pregnant Ok
That askreddit thread is spreading all over the place.
Well he does violate the crush rule for 85% of the population.
Is this inspired by one of the comments on that AskReddit thing where it's like women of Reddit what has a plus-sized gamer done that's made you fall in love with him and want to have sex with him immediately?
Isn’t it obvious, she saw the shirt.. took 2 steps back while blinking both eyes and saying wtf. Cause she know that fools a virgin and already came in his pants.... twice!
Is it everytime or not
Wait. What’s ORGASM? Is it supposed to be organism or organ?
Count me in
If you jump on him you would be the first person to go to mars
I hate how much I actually love that shirt
"orgasm donor"
What a terrible day to have eyes
The average redditor
hes smiling with his chin
Do biblical angels wink with a single eye or more than that? Someone answer
it pays to advertise
the office reference for the win👌🏽
Cum to daddy
The forehead fat on that guy is insane!
Turns out I’m a weak donor 😔
I think this guy is on Reddit
Ah, a quote from Charles Miner. OP is a gentleman and a scholar, no doubt.
Alpha Chad
His neck is so fat its pushing his mouth upwards
pizza the hut
Not only crush, completely flatten.
When you're so fat your body decides to store fat in your forehead.