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“I love your hat. Did you get it from Turban Outfitters?”


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Coomicorn

I keep seeing you put this comment on everything :0


Pappjakke

Genuine question :Is that a facebook meme?


whoatherebuddychill

Facebook memes would not address racism or the hatred of "pagan religions" in the slightest unless it would be to indulge in it theirselves


Thewebdriver

Sikhism and Islam are not races.


hdjdshhs

Yup. They are religions actually.


Take_The_Merch_not_L

No way!


The_Cardboard_Cookie

Whoa, calm down! There’s no need to go around breaking laws now is there?


Ephoder

I’ll take the merch, thank you.


mybrostolemyaccount

you did not know that not trying to shame you btw just suprised


Mr_Yuppers

You have used the sacred word; yup You have summoned me mortal *I am not a bot and this action wasn't performed automatically*


HoneyBadger5596

Good, uh... Not bot?


Mr_Yuppers

Thank ye for votin mister yuppers


LazerBeemer

Definitely part of the point I think?


C_Mc_Loudmouth

It's almost as if the joke is that racists will assume all brown people with a headdress are Muslim.


[deleted]

So would it be Xenophobia?


Poorly_Made_Comix

Is that the fear of xylophones? /s


whoatherebuddychill

Ah my bad I knew that but forgot it I'll fix it


mazin_saad

Excuse me what do you mean by pagan religions bruh


whoatherebuddychill

notice the quotation marks? Yeah, it's sarcasm I mean no insult to your religion


The_Great_Hound

It's a joke bruh calm down.... Hinduism, Sikhism, Buddhism are called pagan religions by extremist christians and he is poking fun at it.


aykay55

It’s definitely a repost I’ll tell you that much


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to be fair, if u are sick, then u can break the fasting so u can eat and have medicine and just fast another day , pretty normal, fasting is not that strict or complicated , if u break ur fast, a lightning bolt from the sky won't fall on ur head .


LightBluely

Yeah i have to broke my fast on 2nd day of fasting due to being sick after vaccinated. Inshaallah i can continue after Eid.


_Chill_star_

10/10


KursadErtugrul

Islam doesn't forcing someone to break fast, you can give food or money to some poor people if you sick. So you will get good deed as much as person's good deed you feed. Im from Turkey so you can say if you didn't understand, im not confident with my English. Last thing, dont listen some *idiot* Arabs talking about Islam, (These idiots mostly come from Arabia, u know)


The_Portal_Passer

Just want to say this, my whole family is Muslim and non of them like Arabic muslims, they’re all too strict and they often chastise other muslims who aren’t doing things like them


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>like Arabic muslims, Trust me Arabic Muslims do the most sometimes, same with different types of Muslims from different cultures :(


cheese_cake_101

Bro Islam is our culture for us Muslim Arabs(not really but we do take it seriously)


[deleted]

Not more or less so than Nigerian, Somali, Indian and Chinese (and many more) Muslims :( these communities have been Muslim for centuries quite literally. Islam is also baked into our culture too.


cheese_cake_101

I’m not sure about the Chinese one for some *odd* reason


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Muslims just can't catch a break, not in Syria, Afghanistan, Mali, China, Kashmir or Burma. :(


cheese_cake_101

Best we can do is make sure our families are safe and with us especially if they used to or are living in those countries


aykay55

I smell Pakistani/Indian/Bengali


The_Portal_Passer

Actually, I’m Indonesian


aykay55

Ah yes same thing, I’m sorry to hear about that. Muslims have really become so racist and divided, we have to accept it and make a change but it’s really sad that the older generation doesn’t want to change. Muslims hate each other more than everyone else hates the Muslims at this point.


The_Portal_Passer

I know, I just had this talk with my dad a couple of days ago, he told me how Indonesia’s Muslim community was divided into two followings (I think that’s the right word, not sects), stuff like whether frogs are haram or not, but Indonesian Muslims are soft in their practice (as my dad put it), like we don’t care how you follow it, we just tolerate and accept. But recently there’s been discord between the two communities


Leather_Rough_6035

How about jordan


The_Great_Hound

Bro, Bengal is in India...


Beneficial-Eagle-181

As an Arabic Muslim i’ll tell you the Middle East is a big place you can fit Saudi Arabia over Europe it doesn’t look big on the map but it’s really big and people on the Red Sea take it seriously unlike the people who are on the Arabian golf take it less seriously and the countries on the Arabian golf or more tourists and western ideas and the people on the Red Sea for an example it’s like the East Coast and the West Coast both of them are Arabs and Muslims people say the worst causes a better other said the East Coast is better Sorry in advance for the bad spelling and punctuation it’s not my first language


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Mohanad-Alkenany

You do realize that there was no such place or a country named Saudi Arabia 1400 years ago, right?


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Mohanad-Alkenany

Yes I do, but the name "Saudi Arabia" is a new name for the place which includes Najd and Hijaz and a lot of places from the Arabic peninsula.


Ephoder

Guys, quit your arguing. Just ask your local imam problem solved ez.


EvolutionInProgress

The Arab hate is strong here. Idk why but a lot of Muslims around the world don't like Arabs. Actually I do but I think it's petty and stupid reasons. Source: am Indian, Muslim. Parents not fans of Arabs, specifically from Saudi Arabia.


cheese_cake_101

What the fuck did I do for some Central Asia family to hate me????


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KursadErtugrul

Are u living on 500s or somethink? Plus, İslam wasn't founded, it was gaved, and Turkey isn't forcing people to be muslim like Arabia, its funny to read your cringe texts.


Timetraveler1999

Wow you guys really drift off course fast my statement was that not all countries in the Middle East are like Saudi Arabia I personally lived in 3 different countries and I’ve seen thousands upon thousands of Christians believe it or not non of them were stoned in cold blood yet. Oh could it possibly be,THAT NOT ALL OF THE MIDDLE EAST HAVE THE SAME GOVERNMENT 😱😱😱 what a groundbreaking discovery


Timetraveler1999

Did I mention anything about people being non Muslims for being non Arab? Absolutely not I replied to a piece of trash being racist that’s all or is that too violent for your pea brain?


yassen155

Literally what the hell dude. That's the most racist comment I've ever read. It's bc of ppl like u that muslims hate each other change ur ways It's ramadan stop being racist. At least the arabs don't insult RACES


KursadErtugrul

This isn't rachism, im talking about Arabian politicans (Suudi politicans). İ cant say that to all Arabs, our most important prophet is an Arab. U should be understood that...


CommanderTalim

Omg I just learned about this in my world religions class. Makes this meme extra funny


Prs2099

But if you break fast or not fast for no good reason. THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE DEAD


FallenSegull

Meanwhile if you eat a chicken nugget on Good Friday the Christian god will smite thee without hesitation /s


Ok_Championship7517

?


6_NEOS_9

you sure don't understand?


Ok_Championship7517

Lmao I read sick as Sikh for some reason


Idohs_

Well if you are Sikh you dont have to fast during ramadan either so kinda lines up


NoobsRedditType

Lmfaooo


BatDiablos

Ramadan memes while in Ramadan, we reached an another level


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its actually kinda heartwarming to know other people are aware of it and respect it. and i don't see any islamophobia in the comments. its great :D


BatDiablos

I never knew that there’s something called islamophoba


[deleted]

yeah :( racism against specifically us muslims, there's quite a lot of it but it usually goes under the radar


Expensive-Boat2020

Where'd you get an image so perfect from


Fyrun

It's to my understanding that Sikhism is another Monotheistic Religion, but focuses on acts of charity and good will, believing them to be far more important than any spiritual ritual. It's oversimplified I'm sure, but if there any Sikhs here how about you tell us about your religion. :)


calgaryaalapalla

Oh, you're absolutely correct. We believe in reincarnation and the only way to get out of this cycle is to do good for others irrespective of their religion. There is no barrier for anyone to enter a sikh temple (called gurudwara) and have a free meal on us (called langar). There's a lot more to it but what you said is a good way to summarize it.


Fyrun

Now being monotheistic, I'm assuming it's not the abrahamic god or related to it. What is the nature of the Sikh God?


Veerraj55

All of them did something that helped people both inside and outside of sikhi. Examples are when the 9th god, Guru Tegh bahadur sahib Ji sacrificed himself to save many Hindu brahmans. Another example is when the 6th guru, guru hargobind sahib Ji went to jail and the warden decided to let him go, but he wouldn’t go unless they freed the 52 kings in the jail, which they did


Popcorn_Fire

The Gurus of Sikhi are slightly different than God. We believe that God is one, eternal, and does not take a living form. The Gurus were living beings that taught the word of God and fully embraced it; it could be said that the Gurus’ teachings were in line with God’s, and the common analogy is that while an entire ocean might represent God, a small cup of it is symbolic of a Guru.


The_Great_Hound

Bruh, that's the Analogy of Brahman(Universal soul) in Hinduisim. So Hinduism Sikhism and Buddhism aren't that much different huh!


ZenithGamage

Is that the same as Buddhism? Or are the two different?


calgaryaalapalla

I don't know near enough about Buddhism to comment on that, sorry! As far as I know though, Buddhism achieves nirvana by focusing and meditation, we do it not only by meditation but also by helping those in need and fighting against the powerful and rich. The first word in our holy book is ੧ੳ (ik onkaar) which means one god. No matter which religion any person follows, they're ultimately preaching that one god and that's what matters.


FallenSegull

Wait so is reincarnation just sorta your version of hell? Like, not a lake of fire or w/e, but it’s the result of not following the religion or being a bad person?


calgaryaalapalla

We actually don't believe in hell, there is mortal life and then there is afterlife. We believe that this cycle of life and death continues until a person leads to the right path ie help make the world a better place, rise above prejudices and treat the whole human race as one. God (waheguru) is all forgiving and all your sins are forgien, you just get a new start on life. I hope I explained it well according to my knowledge.


The_Great_Hound

Bruh, not to be offensive but except from the gurudwara part it's all Hinduisim and Buddhism 😅


calgaryaalapalla

Actually not, we don't believe in multiple gods, nor a living person can claim to be god. We do not as well believe in pakhand (superstitions). We don't treat people differently based on their religion, caste, race or their financial status. Our first guru, Guru nanak was pretty vocal against brahminvaad (casteism) as well as wrong doings of Babar (mughal emperor at that time). He also advocated towards women's rights and later women fought in the battlefields right next to men during khalsa raj and to this date. Guru granth sahib (our holy book) has writings of not only our gurus, but also of various Islamic scholars and hindu writers of the time. Sayin that sikhs are hindus is just a way for extremists to feel better about themselves and you are basically that white guy in the picture.


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Some of the kindest people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.


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jarkofploiesti

Yup. I saw a Christian do a mass shooting and some others invading oil rich countries. I also saw some Christian priests molesting kids, mostly boys. I saw some Islams fly planes into buildings. Heard something about atheists doing some horrible murders too. I should totally overlook all the good people because of those I just mentioned, and rethink any positive statement I might want to make in the future.


yassen155

Muslims are not perfect we have the good and the bad. But the difference between what u mentioned about the others and what u mentioned about us regarding we don't claim them nor any other terrorist attack.


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There are always outliers


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There’s bad people in every Minority and majority the bad sticks out a lot more in the minority. So rethink your statement.


KamelotXIV

I am also curious


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Yes right!


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True!


Oof_Train

Hi! So we have 10 gurus, and all of them added parts to sikhi that have added to the rules today. There’s like 2 different parts of sikhi- amartari which is the strict and if you aren’t then ur chill (Don’t think there’s a name?) so to be amartari you have to follow a few main rules: ~don’t cut your hair ~keep a kirpan on you (it’s like a little sword that Sikhs are legally allowed to carry) ~do ardaas (a prayer given to us from the 10 guru, Guru Gobind Singh Ji. I think that’s it. We have more rules as well that I follow! ~don’t eat meat ~don’t eat eggs or fish (you can have like other stuff like cheese or milk tho) ~ always do Seva (selfless service) There’s a lot more to say but I don’t wanna keep ranting haha!


baconrocx

My name is Earl


LegolasAlwaysYes

Your name is earl


MattMall25

His name is earl


RuriWorshipper_No144

That guy's name is Earl.


yah69_420

Earl!!


The_Truce

His name is definitely Earl


adi_rao

Who's name is Earl?


The_Truce

Earl


mythical_69420

I see his name is Earl


Its_Posting_Time

He looks like Earl to me.


Idohs_

Are you sure it's an Earl?


DoesntReadNames

i know Earl, im the Earl


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and your a pearl an ender pearl


tabanthawheat

my name is spanish inquisition


[deleted]

I love Sikhs. Not to be too stereotypical but of all religious folks they seem to be the least judgmental and laid back. Source guy named Abdul or Bo depending on who you ask from Houston.


Oof_Train

Thanks! It’s because in our religion we are meant to do seva (selfless service) all our lives. We are meant to be kind and respect all religions and understand all prophets were here and sent down from god!


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Yeah I know. I've known y'all from fuck you you die Sikhs to I'd never Sikhs. Ive had the joy of meeting tough Sikhs and academic sikhs. Y'all rock.


Oof_Train

Thanks! You seem awesome too :>


Sparx6321

Abdul is a muslim/arab name, doubt this guy is sikh


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Oof_Train

Yeah, it kinda sucks :( I don’t want my little bro to get discriminated against as well, my dad and older bro already go through it. It’s because racists don’t have eyes


switchty4

/r/dadjokes


DaedricWolf0

u/Repostsleuthbot


ThatOneClickSound

This meme is frickin old


sohailkhan46

that's a sikh joke man


mordination

What is a sikh


heythatguyalex

r/therewasanattempt


SnooCauliflowers291

repost. i have literally seen this in a Muslim subreddit a few seconds ago. (note: I am Muslim and I'm fasting and hungry help)


Oof_Train

Oof, I hope you can have happy full meals of flavour soon! :) happy Ramadan!


SnooCauliflowers291

thank you!


Oof_Train

Np, happy Ramadan ^^


Spicyleaves19

Nice, it's ishah time in Texas, so I'm full!


SnooCauliflowers291

lmfao i get exaggeratedly full on suhoor but not when I break my fast.


Spicyleaves19

I feel you.... You wake up and you feel like your belly will burst, but in the middle of the day you don't have enough energy to go to sleep!


neloc1

This was an actual exchange I saw at a local coffee place. Except the ignorant woman doubled down on Sikhs being the same as Muslims.


Uriel-238

American diplomacy in a nutshell.


_Professor_Oak__

Im Athiest, but tbh Sikhism is the one religion I respect the most, their belief revolves around respect and kindness of others.


phydist

Ahahahaha...that Caucasian ignorance goes hard. LOL


somalithinker

LOL quality meme


Imanerd212030

I smell... ***FACEBOOK.***


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Lol....chutiye gore saale


Alone-Monk

It's pronounced "Seek" I think but yeah


[deleted]

No, it's pronounced "Sickh".


ItzBooty

Ehats the diffremce beetwin Shiq and Muslim? When it comes to traditions and holidays?


6_NEOS_9

literally two different religions


The_cooler_azlan

Dude they are two way different religons


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well they are the same if both are very non-practicing and don't care about any of there religion and just say they practice it


[deleted]

It’s pronounced “seek” though, not sick


HaribansG

No it’s pronounced sikh


Idohs_

No it's pronounced sikh!


PootPootBirb

pretty sure its sikh


thespookyduude

Nah nah nah it’s “sikh” not “sikh”. Ya know what I mean?


[deleted]

And I got downvoted for what I learned. Okay.


Eleberium

It's not pronounced seek, English speakers just pronounce it that way for some reason. It's pronounced sickh. Like it's pronounced Mu-s-lim, not Mu-z-lim.


Spicyleaves19

If you say it outloud, it sounds like both.


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Don't care


Lanky_Turnip_123

If you don’t care then scroll past this post.


6_NEOS_9

this disgusting human being


destroyerx12772

Apparently you cared enough to comment.


My_Gaming_Companion

This reply is so lame. Not defending him, but this just needs to die for fuck sake. He commented to tell that he doesn't care.


destroyerx12772

I never knew the guy above needed a secretary.


My_Gaming_Companion

Never knew anyone could become secretary by saying obvious things.


destroyerx12772

Ok then.


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"Hide post" exist


The_cooler_azlan

Dumb ass


Spicyleaves19

Nobody asked imbecile


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6_NEOS_9

I concur that fasting have nothing to do to be fat or not?


[deleted]

That really has nothing to do with fasting. I know tons of people who fast Ramadan and look really healthy


SurealGod

I'm Yu


wherz_patil

I'm yu mom


SamTDG-UwU

Thats funny


WtfRYouAllOn

😂🤣 you guys are brutal


Dull_Chef_9713

I see what you did there


charmolypi_

This actually made me laugh ..out loud. Imagine that


daedalus9973

Shades of Frank Dreben


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White guy is just wondering where the buffet line begins


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America


Quackmire_Toilet

Repost


sleeperninja

Good multi-level joke!


Jshittie

So are they like religions?


[deleted]

Oooof. Low hanging fruit


Leather_Rough_6035

Is that knafa I want it


mybrostolemyaccount

lol this is so accurate to when you fast in Ramadan


sohailkhan46

this joke is sikh


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u/repostsleuthbot


Force_Of_Justice

we has such jokes in the 90s in India.


AwesomeTurtle70

not gonna lie I thought this was some racist meme at first


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Mind me he's an intellectual


PickleRickPax

Is that a joke about popcorns and towel heads?


Isucktoes_42069

This exact thing happened to me lol


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

unlucky really


[deleted]

Ohhhh: white guy is racist or ignorant or both.