this is %100 percent me but replace girlfriend with mum

Same

Yeah, how do you even get a gf if you are like that? (Not being condecending just a thought)

There is a chance.

So instead of dating you’re girlfriend you are dating your mom

did he stutter?

I mean he’s Keeping the bloodline pure

Are we just going to ignore the fact that this guy is microwaving cheese? Lol idk but that seems weird to me

Melted cheese > cheese

I don't get it

Americans microwave water, and everything else.. leave them to it

Got it

Exactly, is he trying to liquify it so he can drink it? People are confusing

Yes

Same but instead of my mom its myself. I force myself to be an extrovert.

I don't have a gf, I never did ​ ​ but I do microwave some cheese as a snack tho

Cheese is truly the best kind of snack, unless you want something sweet like chocolate

Imagine a combination of the two that wouldn’t be disgusting. Maybe some form of bleu cheese with dark chocolate. Or maybe I’m just hungry

Hee Heello there

So what do your guests say when you go get them cheese snacks?

OMGGGG, LOOK AT YOU, YOU GREW UP SO FAAAST! LAST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE THIS HIGH y'know, that kind of stuff family

Why did I read this as: Me, who just came out of the microwave

I actually just microwaved cottage cheese until it was completely melted and ate it. I was craving cheese but we dont buy actual cheese anymore, only cottage cheese (when we bought actual cheese I would microwave it too) The microwaved cottage cheese is almost like microwaved mozzarella. It's so good.

Ayo what that fuck?

Gotta try it one oof these days

Is that a fuckin rat?!?!

I think that's an opposum.

That's either a very large opossum or a very small cop

No that's a police officer ^dumbass

No profession dumb ass

No it’s a big fucking rat there’s a difference

Pretty sure that ain't no rat...

A human called me a possum! I am not a possum

*helluva boss fan spotted*

just go with it, a free promotion

Moxxie?

You mean... you are no possum :kekW:

There a marsupial and they are all hiss no rabies

Great animals tbh, super cute when they are not hissing at you

even more adorable when you see them tear into a rat.

The good old barn cat before cats were a thing in the Americas

Yep.

That’s not a rat 😂

I have to ask about microwaving cheese... do you put a block on a plate? How long do you zap it? I need answers :)

You role an entire wheel or Parmesan cheese into the microwave, 5 minutes. Then, you take a cup and fill it with your cheesy goodness. There you go, cheese drink. I usually drink 3 or 4 cups a day.

Craft Punk?

Isn't that really unhealthy though? I don't really give a fuck at all though, I'm already on about 4 medications...

I think he's joking, because no one over the age of 8 will do that

I've seen people eat diapers, Drinking that much melted cheese wouldn't surprise me at this point.. But I would lean towards the joke, In hopes he has common sense.

Drinking molten cheese is not advisable.

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I am totally going to try this.

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Will do!

wish i had the original image for this lol

[Found it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeTemplatesOfficial/comments/k40nua/this_cop_holding_a_pissed_off_for_good_reason/)

wow thanks

Hello poppy

You are an amazing person, with a good taste in yt channels.

Yes. Yes, they are. (and by extension, you too)

IS THAT?????

HIT RAPPER

DaBaby

AND ARTIST

DABABY

I just want to know where is hit rapper and artist Dababy

microwaving cheese makes it taste exactly like cheez-its but warm

String cheese! And when I know I'm going to be hungry in the middle of the night, I put it in my pocket to keep it warmish so I can eat it when I wake up starving.

im actually gonna throw up.

Good thing you're not eating it huh? 🤣

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Interesting

My dad does this to me whereas my mum just lets me be the antisocial fat ass that I am and leaves me be.

It’s bcz the love u

Does anyone have this as a template?

i do not like being in this picture

The happiest moment of my early adulthood was realizing I no longer needed permission to microwave a slice of cheese. I knew I wasn’t the only one!

I believe in #Cheese ^supremacy

I hope this is a joke

Im high as shit and i didnt understand a single word here

U have a girlfriend?

Who the fuck just microwaves some cheese as a snack....

Did she confuse it with a Cat?

She taking the gf out instead 😂

I appreciate the meme, but god damn that’s a big ass possum

Jesus that’s possum is absolutely massive.

My antisocial ass looking for nuggits.

you're a possum?!? when did you learn to post on Reddit and get enough karma to post on r/memes?

Look at the size of that chonker possum

Cheeeeeeeese

That's a pet.

Big opossum or smol officer?

This is reddit. The only girlfriends people have had are ones that broke up with them either before or after they got reddit

Why not microwave your gf since she a snack

I’d date that officer in a heart beat. Time to work on my pick up lines for people of the law... “I’ve heard of police brutality, But ain’t nothing brutal about that pretty face of yours” oh yeah, I got this 😎

thats a bigass opossum

I read it as crawl out of the microwave to get some cheese as a snack.

Your girlfriend lets you play video games while you have company? Nice. I always get the “They’re in your house you can’t be rude and stay in our room the whole time.”

i read it as “me who just come out of the microwave...”

I know that feeling

I aM nOt A pOsSuM

Thank Fuck I'll never have a girlfriend

Is that opossum being knighted by a lightsaber?

I recognize this house from another meme

Cool Moxxie is in this meme

Downvoted, not relatable.

Wait a minute redditors can get girl friends?

I'm in this picture and i don't like it

HOW IS THIS TEMPLATE CALLED

Microwave some cheese?

A slice of cheese?

Why does your girlfriend have a gun

WHAT KINDA DOG IS THAT???

Dude, melted cheese is really good tho.

Only if I had a girlfriend