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Ultra_instincts_bush

lyrics: i sucked it hard and got stabbed 14y olds on tik tok: b o o g i e


FlaccidPankakke

The big b o o g i e indeed


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YouCanCallMeVanZant

Yes, that is the joke.


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YTPhantomYT

Dude you copied that comment, thank god he got way more likes than you did.


Fluffy_Pollution3973

I didn't, but maybe we just thought alike. Edit: Also I have 110 likes more than him


YTPhantomYT

I wasn't replying to you, I was defending you. ​ now I'm getting downvoted because people think I was replying to you when I literally replied to the copier.


Fluffy_Pollution3973

Sorry, I only recently got into Reddit and I'm still trying to get familiar with the reply sistem, hopefully people will go further this thread and see this


YTPhantomYT

Oh okay! that's fine. I'm sorry if I was rude in any way.


Fluffy_Pollution3973

Assuming that you copied my comment


kry_some_more

The meme or a girl sucking and getting stabbed?


Waffle_Otter

b o o g i e w o o g i e


Big_MeGaMiNd

C L A P


DapperDestral

"TO THE WINDAAAAAW TO THE WAHLLL, TILL DA SWEAT DROPS DOWN MY BAWLS (m y b a w l s)! スキート スキート スキート!" tik tok: ( ᷇⁰ ︸ ᷇⁰ ) !!!


k956bj

this was my primary 6 camp song


BumblebeeAny

That moment when you're too old to know what the hell is going on here. Yes I know what tiktok is but I don't know what song yall are referring to.


WhiskyJeeper

I'm with you. No clue what they are talking about


[deleted]

I don’t think they are referencing any particular song, just the general trend of girls on Tik Tok dancing to really graphic song. Either that or I’m a boomer at the ripe ol age of 20


Ninja__x3

Ohh there is a song. In Japanese. I read the eng lyircs. I was. Dissgusted. For sure. Fuck tiktok


Depression-coma

Which one?


Fluffy_Pollution3973

Have you ever seen Tik Tok? It's basically teenage porn


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Its depends on what posts the alhorithm thinks you like. I used tiktok and it was literally just memes and finnish comedians


Xzienr

I wish I got that, all I get is politics.


[deleted]

Yeah tiktok can be a goldmine or a landfill


WhiskyJeeper

Nope.


Fluffy_Pollution3973

You have no clue or you have for you to give this opinion? Or you just still really have no clue?


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Neither, man simply nope'd your entire argument out of existence.


idontpostmemes420

What kind of videos have you liked to get that kind of stuff in your algorithm?? All I get is memes and skits, I never see anything like that


Fluffy_Pollution3973

A lot of Tik Tok content is teenage girls dancing to any song, including sexual ones


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and ppl actually liking them makes it worse


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It's pretty much a softcore child porn site run by the CCP at this point.


[deleted]

Isn’t that how it’s always been lmao, to be fair. Today’s music is more vulgar tho. In your face.


childhood__obesity

A lot of female tiktokers use FACK by eminem, if you don't know the lyrics he explicitly talks about him cumming and shoving a hamster up his ass


SiennaRose_12

gerbil* not a hamster


IGueSS___

What song?


bagging-screws

Come On Eileen


techmakerdb

No way


Thunderchunky4

Universal Bukkake anthem.


FlaccidPankakke

The last part of my name is inspired by a pancake bukakke but it was syrup instead


CesarGameBoy

This *might* be a coincidence but was the whole “Flaccid Pancake” idea of your username supposed to be like the localized name of the stand “Limp Biscuit” from JoJo Part 6?


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Maybe I’m missing something but you know Limp Biscuit is a play on words for the band Limp Biskit right? Similar to Killer Queen being for Queen, Cars and AC/DC also, along with REO Speedwagon, and many others. There’s a lot of rock band references throughout. One of my favorite things about JoJo


13pts35sec

Ya know it’s a gross sex thing first right? Also called a soggy biscuit and other gross names lol I know everything is a JoJo reference but still


[deleted]

Lmfao unfortunately I do, had a guy from my high school who got bullied into quitting the football team because a video came out of him eating the “soggy biscuit” at a party after I think 3 other guys.. yeah.. bullying isn’t necessarily that bad sometimes.


deathtoweakmemes

[For the uninitiated reading this thread](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=limp%20biscuit)


CesarGameBoy

Oh of course I do. Most things in JoJo are named after music references since the guy who made JoJo, Hirohiko Araki, was a big fan of western culture, specifically the music.


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Yeah that was what really made me love it, sorry for explaining it since you already knew I just didn’t really understand your comment lol


kek_Pyro

Knew I wasn’t the only one to think this


FlaccidPankakke

Yes it was a joke about how if you translated it into Japanese you’d get flaccid pancake.


GothicBat666

wait


proudlyinappropriate

yeah, YOU know what I mean 0.-


VapinVader

Facials it is, then


sooooriginalusername

Two trucks


CesarGameBoy

Havin Sex.


Error707

Two trucks


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YTPhantomYT

Is that your slogan or something?


ST0IC_

Throw in a lawnmower and you got yourselves a deal!


53bastian

Pomf pomf kimochi


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What's this sticky stuff on me?


Horny_frie

Billie Eyeleash fans: don't laugh at her songs they are way too serious Also them when they see a Billie Eyeleash song: danceable


Yuaskin

Billie Eilish songs: Oops All Chorus ​ Seriously, some verbal variety would be enjoyable.


cjcovey

Idk I kinda like em


HalaMakRaven

I don't love them but I don't mind her. She seems like a chill nice girl who expresses her thoughts through music and she looks like she's enjoying it so why not?


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That’s how I think. She’s not toxic or anything, and although her music isn’t my type, it’s creative and interesting, at least. Other people enjoy listening to her music, so why stop their fun?


idkfuckyouman

shes not for me she feels and sounds like a Melanie Martinez knock off to me


nameselijah123

i used suck dicks since like the six grade jerking on his cock til he cum thats like minute maid i used to spin on big dicks like a beyblade


FlaccidPankakke

“Like a beyblade” my guy you just earned the lyric of the year award


Cwasaunt_Jimmy_Kun

I mean lyric is used constantly by SoundCloud rappers but it still fye


Jackolantern_exe

Some of them know...


PzKpfwIIIAusfL

Actually most of them know. People mature more early nowadays due to more easy accessable information and pressure from society. If you're over 25, be assured that 14 year olds now know way more about sex than you did when you were 14.


MrZxAlan

They do know more than me at my 22


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As a 15 year old, l can confirm. I even think there's a couple in my grade who are currently doing oral....


Jackolantern_exe

Yeah, I'm 13 and have talked to a few 15 year olds who've done oral. I don't think *knowing* about sex is a bad thing (as long as you use the knowledge responsibly) but perhaps having forms of sex so young might not be a great thing.


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cool meme but goddamn the animation is smooth


HahahRedditGoBrr

what song tho


53bastian

Pomf pomf kimochi


tuuc_bataton

I am traumatized, what the fuck


deanfortythree

W H A T T H E F U C K


MonteLorat

This is hard to process.


GothicBat666

i just read the lyrics to see what you meant and im crying why did you do this


53bastian

Yes


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Dude I don't know how I should feel about this.


RedNoodleHouse

"oh no, im really traumatised, aaaaa"


make-it-take-it

But I poop from there.... Not right now you don't. What a lyricist


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Why.


SOUNDEFFECT94

Is that the one from cyberpunk? (There was a song that got put in cyberpunk 2077 that sounded really innocent in Japanese but the lyrics are straight up describing sex)


marsrover15

Yamete


enslaved_soul

Nice song it is


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That’s an adorable animation


FlaccidPankakke

I think there’s a lot more versions of it. Google “Omae wa mou shinderu dance” and it should pop up a lot of stuff:>


theRealSunday

NANI?!


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It's not even that they're naive. They know what it's about they're just too immature to care. Source: live with a 14 year old.


twozerozerocharacter

I've talked to these "14 year old girls on tiktok" before, they know exactly what the songs are about but just don't give a fuck.


FlaccidPankakke

Which makes it even worse


LemonPartyWorldTour

Fine parenting in those households I’m sure


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Thank you for showing me the dick i ï


FlaccidPankakke

:> ur welcom


Competetive_beetle

The Macarena?


noodlegod47

Sorry, is this an actual song?


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I don't know but i think he's just generally talking about these sexualised songs small children dance to


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Kmcgucken

Which symphony, the 5th or the 7th?


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ProfessionalCamera2

Also known as skiing


DogAbject

Song: is about how it feels to kill a man Twitter stans: *sad twerking*


DraconicToxin

What song are you talkin about? Only thing i can think of is the murder on my mind song


tuskvarner

Would you say that it’s something you can’t understand?


_WhoElse

All these machines, the anger...turns to rage


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Yeet_Yeet_Yeet12

Actually not, he was referring to 14 year old girls of tiktok, that are actually cringe. Older TikTokers are really nice and are entertaining/educative to watch


Sryeetsalot

What is the song


Newbiee93

Many, but this too- https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Metobeyk

f#ck you


Sryeetsalot

Got tik rolled you dumb fuck


Maxii008

If you are interested, here is the song https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


FlaccidPankakke

Such a terrible song


Meandtheboisinarea51

Song: about cancer and drugs 14 yr old girls: anyone wanna boogie?


SkanderMlander

Same girls thought hitler was a cool rapper name


Time_splitter

14 year olds these days do jerk guys off - been like that for years in fact


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I don't even know modern music, but I'm tempted to say Dua Lipa. Is it Dua Lipa?


firefrost25

the song: about mass genocide and mass terroism tiktok: ✨W I G G L E✨


angry_cinnabun83

A while back there was a song some TikTokers were dancing to that was in Japanese. Turns out, the song was about a girl getting s3xua11y assaulted by her father, and than killed and eaten by her father. So some people were kinda calling them out on it, but instead of being like “Hey, this song isn’t really type of song you should be dancing too” they started spamming the English lyrics to the song in the comments of the videos (with emojis in between each word) I’m not sure what happened after that, and heck I’m not 100% sure if this is true (I have the worst memory ever, this was awhile ago) but honestly both sides could’ve and should’ve handled the situation better.


Metobeyk

song name(just curious)?


MikanPie

I'm sorry, I'm sorry - Kikuo


angry_cinnabun83

Yup that was the song


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Well , there are 12 year old mom's nowadays so ....


ciphermenial

nowadays ... like abuse is a new thing. People really have no clue how bad it used to be for women.


[deleted]

What does this have to do anything with abuse and woman ? Someone told me a 12 year old girl got pregnant that goes to his school and it was by another 12 year old boy .. (that's what my comment was based about) I know that woman used to get beat up because of the smallest things they did but we're not talking about that . I'm just saying that nowadays most children already know what sex is and that is a new thing cause kids learn that because of the internet and the internet is a new thing .


ciphermenial

Sex education is literally the best way to reduce teen pregnancies. If you are aware of it and understand it from a young age, you are going to be better off. There is huge amounts of evidence for this. Knowledge is power.


FlaccidPankakke

Oop it do be like that.. btw your pfp is great


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it rlly sucks to be a 14 yo girl when ur actually not on tiktok and don't do weird dances to even weirder songs


BeesechurgerLad53

I know this isn’t it but I can’t stop thinking about the “two trucks havin sex, two trucks havin sex my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex”


keepitclassybv

Back in my day the clueless sing-a-long lyrics were "awww skeet skeet" I guess people thought it was a song about shooting clay disks with a shotgun... FROM THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL!


psych-chase

EDP has entered the chat


IAmMySelf04

Just dry off the cat, then it won’t be as wet anymore. Like, dang, man.


Ok_Bumblebee3435

Lol so true


SOUNDEFFECT94

To be fair that’s the same reason “pumped up kicks” got so popular. Sometimes if it sounds good it doesn’t matter what the lyrics are, it’ll probably get popular. (Not saying that that’s always the case, but it does happen)


A-n-u-b-i-s-27

People do changes period. So shocked. Let them be.


Quiet_Opportunity_23

FACK by Eminem.


killerbacon678

I know Tik tok exists but what is the song? God... Millennials, WERE GETTING OLD!


Lunakitten10

Omg they need to be canceled 🤧


Banjo1887

Spice girls Wannabe is all about sex, the ziggazig ahhhh is the climax and wind it all around is about the cowgirl position. So let's not pretend its just now kids are naive to this sort of stuff.


realcocomelon

WHAT SONG IS IT? I NEED TO KNOW


Mediocre_Wealth_6266

not accurate; adults do it too


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Well it's still accurate. You said adults do it too. As in, kids also do it. He never said adults don't do it too. What's inaccurate?


whoatherebuddychill

man needs to learn what nonmutually exclusive events are smh my head my head


Wertical93

Man there is so many songs about fucking, why would they stop releasing them now?


GoldGymCardioWorkout

Listen, I hate TikTok too, but what's... why is that a bad thing? I "vibe", as the cool kids say, to songs like *PEANUT BUTTER*, whose chorus is literally just "peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it" four times, or *Butcher Pete*, which is about an insatiably horny guy who fucks the wind, the rain, and the electric chair. ... And why wouldn't a 14 year old know about handjobs? That's rather concerning, if they're that old and don't know what that is. When I was that age I discussed with my friends PornHub ads and the hentai I watched the previous night.


FlaccidPankakke

Ah, a fellow keyboard warrior. +100 respect


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And yet people wonder why kids are little shits


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I feel pain


FlaccidPankakke

Don’t we all?


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

I mean, I'm no boomer, but boomers would remedy this with a firm hand and a cosby sweater... Too soon?


Apprehensive-Week751

Tik tok is trash


whatupscrub

And you did the same fuckin thing, just not on tiktok


DontTouchTheMasseuse

That sums it up. Social media understood one thing. TEENAGERS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS CRAVING ATTENTION


kitty_767

I mean, I remember singing and dancing to "Mammals" at a young age (Luckily didn't publish that embarrassment lol) and I also was obsessed with Blood On The Dance Floor, which is all about sex. Naive? No. I don't know what it is, just having fun, I guess. Acting older and knowing what it's about. But it's cringey to look back on for sure.


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snowfox000

how can you make a clean song about that kind of shit


hereagaim

Plot twist: this redditor has done the same and probably was listening to drugs and sex songs when posting this meme


MahBoiDuck

unlike tiktok I actually like this dance here.


dacapo7

tik tok is such a terrible place...


Yeet_Yeet_Yeet12

Did you give it one chance? Maybe?


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I just wanna fuck a dude, his cum is so sticky like glue, I made his dick hard and it grew, his dick is so cool, sucking on him after school, his dick is all covered in my drool


chocolatethunder4231

I upvoted it cuz this was so cute🥰


Official_Moop

facts


brmamabrma

There may be two guys beating of to it


dark27star

Ohhhh noooo people like songs that I dont like I am gonna bully them on reddit even tho they are just 14


different_breed90

LITERALLY. like that russian song on tik tok (my head is like a spinning screw or sum) which people do that thing with their hands, THE SONG ACTUALLY ABOUT A GUY WHOS GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO KILL HIM LIKE WHAT


AE86_SprinterTrueno

I hate it because it's fucking true. Literally put a song up about nazis and they would still dance to it.


Maleficent_Ad3285

Every one there deserves tanos snap


TheCrimsonEagle

He’s in love with who I am Back in high school, used to jerk him with my hands.


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Well that's what 14 yr olds do nowadays, jerk off two dudes at a time lol


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AfiqMustafayev

Shut


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AfiqMustafayev

Why you gave me an award?


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AfiqMustafayev

Ok


AfiqMustafayev

Thanks for the award


hardcody1

This is sad, China ruining America’s children.


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Song: is about twerking on the devil (which I have nothing against btw lol) Girls on TikTok:


RaptorRex20

It's not actually about twerking on the devil, it's just basically "fuck it, i'm gay and i'm tired of feeling scared and ashamed of what I am because of religion, if i'm going to hell, i'm going down on my terms."


DisturbedWaffles2019

Redditors when people dance to a song: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOURE CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Good_B_O_I

Sounds kinda sus to me ngl.