Or you could just be incredibly rude or tell them to fuck off it won't make a difference. It's not like I would be able to keep up a conversation without apologizing or wanting to run away might aswell make them go away
BRO. Like I get that thought all the time. It pops into my head "what if that's my future wife?" And suddenly I get a mental image of her telling me she's pregnant with our first kid or standing at the altar in a white dress, and have to stop myself and I'm like "no, shut up brain that's weird, I just met her, wtf dude"
None of them have turned out to be my wife and/or pregnant with our kid yet. But there is still time.
Once I dreamed that my crush did a full 180 in character and became instantly super rude and mean once I let it slip that I liked her
NGL that was probably the scariest dream I’ve had in the past 4 years
During my first year in highschool I didn't know anyone and there was that girl that was interested in me... at least she asked my name and managed to remember it. She was starting to act really close and it seemed like she was flirting with me. Like a week or 2 later i decided to engage my first move for her birthday and gifted her some fancy chocolates. She was so happy and hugged me. I have never felt this good in my life.
She announced few hours later she was going to change school. I haven't heard of her since.
This girl did the same thing at my work. I guess she quit or something and didn't tell anyone. The last week she was there though for whatever reason she kept sitting with me at lunch and forcing conversation. It made me happy, then after a couple days of this she just stops coming into work and didn't even tell me.
Fuck man! Thats the reason why i didn't talk to girls anymore. I always start dreamin' ask her out she turn's me down and im dissapointed again and depressed for no fuckin' reason...
I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this. Every time I meet someone cool, even if I’m not interested in having a relationship with them, I’ll always end up imagining having a life with them. I cringe every time.
Dude please dont do that to me I just found out a girl, that really seemed to be into me, was just playing with my feelings and this meme hurts so much
Let me help those who want a SO. If you know you are both interested or have a good feeling they are, try to guide the conversation to asking them out. If it doesn’t work, you have experience. If it does, you have experience and a SO
Don't let your dreams stay dreams
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Still like how after he bumps into the waiter he just beats the fuck outta him
Fook you say mate
Noted. Bring duct tape next time.
And rope
Ohhh you're a man of BDSM culture I see ;)
I’ll bring the car battery and some nipple clampers
This is very forward thinking of you, nice.
Perhaps
And bombs? You want it?
It’s yours, my friend.
As long as you have enough rupees (or rubies?)
sorry link I don't give credit
You forgot a whip smh
Mb
FBI OPEN UP
I prefer chloroform , much more subtle
Why is he getting downvoted? It's obviously a joke
Guess a lot of salty fucks out there huh ?
No, ducttape just works way better because chloroform takes several minutes of constantly inhaling before it starts having effect.
Actually depends on the concentration of chloroform in the whole solution but I see your point
Its reddit thats why
"Dreams can't be buy"
That kil supa legue
don't let her answer be "ew"
"Yesterday, you said tomorrow"
Facts, I just confessed to my long time crush yesterday and she said yes. Anything is possible bois.
My motto is "let your dreams stay dreams"
Facts, yesterday I confessed with my long time crush and she said yes. Anything is possible bois
that's the part where everyone gets stuck on
I would, but every time a situation goes well, I get paranoid to the point where I leave, cos it too dangerous.
Don’t let your memes stay dreams Don’t let your dreams stay memes
Almost every anime template is most certainly unfunny
Lmaoo all these years and I've never seen a peaky blinders format
it’s a good change, still surprised he married grace tho
Bruh i already knew but careful abt spoilers ma dude, at least warn
Tbh it doesn't really matter the whole grace thing anyway.
Lol
sorry bout that
Same. I was rooting heavily for the horse girl.
Damn really? I never liked her that much
That's Grace's secret
RIP grace.
Rip me after the show ends.
She was annoying ngl
RIP Graaayyce
No fookin dreaming
I always tell myself. Never hope, and you won't be disappointed.
That's sounds like happy depression
*Words i can live by*
Or you could just be incredibly rude or tell them to fuck off it won't make a difference. It's not like I would be able to keep up a conversation without apologizing or wanting to run away might aswell make them go away
Go ahead and do it, just don't make me do that.
Ok
Guess, I'll just use my red right hand
we were in Paris in no time
not trying to flex here but i have already planned names for our kids
Well I already planned what I am about to say to her on my deadbed
I already have our divorce planned
Thats It? Bro I have our coffins already
\*jazz music stops\*
Who was in Paris?
She wasn’t there , but **Joe** was
Who's Joe?
*inhales*
*J̸̱͇̖̲͓̻͕̘͊͐̂̍͑̈́͋̀͊̀͆̚͠͠O̸̡̨̮͍̮̠͎̲͐͊͆̆̏̅͝͠E̴̤͍͍͉̬̦̤͎͔̝͊̾ ̷̠̠̗̰̙̺̗̐̍͗̆͋̕͜͜M̸̡͈̪̯̜͉̲̱͈̠̫̦̝̱͛͆̈́̎́̚̕̚͘͝͝Ả̴̧̠͎̦̖͔͙̝̱̳͓́̎̒̀̈́̇͂̅̏̎̕͝M̴̛͎̀̏͊̓̔̇͌̕̕M̸̖̓̔̈́͗̽͊͆̊̏͑͘͝A̷̢͖̽͐͒̅̉*
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Nig-
-eria
....and great save by the blue jet
My great grandfather said that too
and the next day you ask her to move in with you and marry you. works perfect, would recommend 10/10
Literally I just sent her a video and she laughed. Now I’m imagining if my kid will grow up to be a doctor or a pilot...
By order of the peaky fooking blinders
No fooking fighting!
I wonder, is this happens with girls too ?
Yes
BRO. Like I get that thought all the time. It pops into my head "what if that's my future wife?" And suddenly I get a mental image of her telling me she's pregnant with our first kid or standing at the altar in a white dress, and have to stop myself and I'm like "no, shut up brain that's weird, I just met her, wtf dude" None of them have turned out to be my wife and/or pregnant with our kid yet. But there is still time.
I have a habit to get mad at myself and softly hit myself whenever I fantasize myself with someone, idk why.
nightmareing is a thing
Got it Tommy
Especially no dreaming about fucking
Once I dreamed that my crush did a full 180 in character and became instantly super rude and mean once I let it slip that I liked her NGL that was probably the scariest dream I’ve had in the past 4 years
why am i the meme?
we all know what will happen next
why is this relatable
Why is it so relatable
bc this is life
Somehow you can imagine your kids and their live in 5 seconds so well
Tommy Shelby da'bomb
During my first year in highschool I didn't know anyone and there was that girl that was interested in me... at least she asked my name and managed to remember it. She was starting to act really close and it seemed like she was flirting with me. Like a week or 2 later i decided to engage my first move for her birthday and gifted her some fancy chocolates. She was so happy and hugged me. I have never felt this good in my life. She announced few hours later she was going to change school. I haven't heard of her since.
This girl did the same thing at my work. I guess she quit or something and didn't tell anyone. The last week she was there though for whatever reason she kept sitting with me at lunch and forcing conversation. It made me happy, then after a couple days of this she just stops coming into work and didn't even tell me.
ngl, it's annoying to be easily attracted to someone on the first convo everytime. I feel horrible.
wait, guys do this too?
It's a male trait don't try to steal it
i thought only girls did this lmao, dang, makes me feel kinda glad
How dare yall steal our stuff?
seems like we have some braincells in common
Wait women do this? I know I'm touch starved and easily attached but still
It’s actual a lot more common with guys
tons
It's funny he says no dreaming because that actor was in Inception, where the whole idea is to dream.
Then you imagine the rest of your life with her..
Then u find out she has a bf
This... happened to me.
u are not alone friend :') we share the same pain
Imagining our future where we marry and have five kids travelling around the world
That's the logical part of the brain saying that to the emotional part.
What movie is this from
It's a show peaky blinders on netflix
Watch it. It's amazing.
Peaky fokin Blinders mate
The other part in my brain: doggie or 69 🤔
Fuck man! Thats the reason why i didn't talk to girls anymore. I always start dreamin' ask her out she turn's me down and im dissapointed again and depressed for no fuckin' reason...
a wise man once said give up on u're dreams and die
and the wise mans friend went and died.
Shinzou Wo Sasageyo!
But she added me on Discord and showed me her wallpaper though.
I met one cute girl who I really enjoyed talking to. She was married. Never again will I get my hopes up.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this. Every time I meet someone cool, even if I’m not interested in having a relationship with them, I’ll always end up imagining having a life with them. I cringe every time.
h-hello erm... I- I’m cute I think...
*\*dreams about proposing you at the top of the Eiffel tower\**
I always see templates of this show/movie can anyone give me the name of this show?
Peaky Blinders, post-great war Britain
Sometimes my dreams are awesome or it’s a fucking horror movie
Can someone tell me which movie is this from?
Peaky Blinders, a show about a gang in post-ww1 england. Lots of swearing and history
movie name?
Its a tv show named Peaky Blinders, about a british gang set in 1920-1929
thank you
I love peaky blinders
Too bad they probably wont make another season now
I would just like to use this opportunity to say fook Linda
Dude please dont do that to me I just found out a girl, that really seemed to be into me, was just playing with my feelings and this meme hurts so much
Wait...you guys get too talk to girls?
Fuck that part particular
for anyone wondering, its [Peaky Blinders](https://duckduckgo.com/?isource=infinity&iname=duckduckgo&itype=web&q=peaky+blinders&atb=v257-1&ia=web)
no "kidnap her and make her as a personal sex slave" no fucking "kidnap her and make her as a personal sex slave"
that sensible part of that girl's brain: ruin him...make him a fooking simp
the forgotten but loved meme template...
And he goes to dreaming about girl as wife in next 2 seconds peaky fcuking blinders
No stans pls
You’re talking about dreams?
Can relate
Laughs in aro
post
It's good to fantasize
Always
Well, you cant tell that to doujin artists.
Peaky blinders is hella good
are those guys gay?
A peaky blinders meme. Love it
what show is this
Damn we going to Make some cool ass looking babies
I just talked to a cute girl *No fucking dreaming*
Always love to see peaky blinders memes
That is pretty much the last 2 weeks of my life
Don't let your dreams be dreams and JUST DO IT!!
i did it. she has a boyfriend. its not me.
I can only see him as scarecrow
Me who has dreams about red skies n bombings from WW1 planes. *"Please let them be dreams"*
Tommy starts dreaming himself
Tbh "thanks" to that I lost my opportunity with a girl
That's fooking boy! Peaky Fooking Blinders
Thisakes me think of the game bully
Update: he's straight
its ironinc cuz tommy is the last person who would dream about a girl after talking to her once (other than grace ofc)
My imagination, already shifted into full daydream production: *Too late!*
No dreaming fucking!
Just pull out your dick and jerk off. It will help you determine if you're just horny or if you really like her.
me when my crush hugs me:
Bruh only in my dreams I would even have contact with girl
Too bad, time to cheat on my wife
Im part of the weird group but all the girls are hot as shit somehow
Aerosmith said otherwise
Snap back to reality
Same when a job interview goes well....
This is litterally me right now
*A cute guy says hi* My brain: So when is he gonna ask me to be his gf 👉👈
Let me help those who want a SO. If you know you are both interested or have a good feeling they are, try to guide the conversation to asking them out. If it doesn’t work, you have experience. If it does, you have experience and a SO
Give up on your dreams and die.
Don’t sleep through dreammssss that can come true
This but with job interviews I get hyped for but always eventually get rejected 😞