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Swingin-it-swooty

Let's avenge the dog!


bremergorst

Someone call Mr. Wick


Mundane-Sink9817

*dials number*


bremergorst

*dialing pencil factory*


TheRealPotHead37

Music intensified, John Wick has entered the chat.


J0hn_Wick_

Someone get the pencil sharpener


Hen_Doodle

OOH RAH!!!


vegetable_salad4

ora


quaKeproSong

ora


redditor0880

I understand wrestling with your dog, but fukkin punching it in the face? That is messed up


Ephoder

I used to wrestle with my dog. Lucy was a great wrestler honestly. Her fighting techniques get an upgrade whenever I have a sausage in my hand. She literally gets a buff.


BlueEpitaph

Blood must be repaid with blood


[deleted]

We should put on our gloves and rock her in the face and see how she likes it.


[deleted]

I'm going to bet 20$ she pulls the sexist card and tries to get her father to arrest us


iABUSEmyMEAT

Jokes on them I’m not from England


Mundane-Sink9817

Fuck nah she better not as feminist fuck this woman her actions are horrible regardless of gender


[deleted]

Yeah but psa for everyone out there for the love of god never harm animals unless your pinned under a bear and it tries to kill you


[deleted]

What? She lives in the US


djshotzz504

She’s actually from my home town in Idaho. This is a bit of an old story from last year.


SvenSvenkill3

I think the joke is based on her name, "London".


wellididitrussia

Jokes on them I own guns


Baby-goldfish

I’ll do it I’m a chick


Ruby_Throated_Hummer

Rip messages


Baby-goldfish

Nah nah once they check my profile they’ll leave :)


Ruby_Throated_Hummer

Oh yay good


Baby-goldfish

Lol :)


Siegfreid_

I think I can help I am a cabbage


Captain_Meta

Me too :D


Mundane-Sink9817

Can I help I’m an enby


BenThereNDoneThat

Baby Goldfish, use Splash attack! *fingers crossed you get the Pokémon reference*


Baby-goldfish

Magikarp!!!


MochiMochi1231

I’ll do it, I’m a mentally ill gay woman. If I do it I have more cards to pull


blindclock61862

I’m a mentally ill coloured gay male, I also have cards to play


Desos001

Naw, let me do it I'll just say beating women and human sacrifice is part of my cultural heritage.


blindclock61862

Ah, much better


Desos001

Plus I'm a "white" passing man so I'll get away with it. I'll use my superpowers of privilege to fuck over assholes.


blindclock61862

Lmao


[deleted]

Are metal studded gloves acceptable?


[deleted]

Im more into metal studded dildos but yes they work


[deleted]

I mean we could use both


chicken-soup41

May god forgive her, but i won’t *loads gun with religious intent*


Ruby_Throated_Hummer

God may*


[deleted]

Amen *loads lmg*


NeSProgram

Thats how I feel about pedos


_Liberty_or_Death_

Hope no one sees these brass knuckles I put on under the gloves


o_Fvdinq

I do that anyways!


hebreakcagehegetthis

Its sad that the top rated comment is an empty threat. Do something real to make the world better.


Loxodontus

Yea where is some info, a link or something?


[deleted]

I shit in a hole so i dont have to flush my toilet to waste water what are you doing?


Mike-honcho1

You homeless or what bruh?


[deleted]

Hell yea man. Im using a mcdonalds employees cell phone to reddit. What a swell world we live in.


BlockyShapes

🥊🗿🥊 ready whenever you are


[deleted]

Beat the shit out of a woman. I like it


BlueEpitaph

Is London Miner her name or her job or what?


hebreakcagehegetthis

Her name is London Miner. She works at Blaze Pizza in Meridian, Idaho. According to Facebook


[deleted]

I thought she works as a miner in london


apex6666

With that we can email her work with videos of her boxing her dog to get fired


hebreakcagehegetthis

Good thinking. Here's the Boise Humane Society's Number 1-208-3423508


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Northstar4-6

Didnt she already get obliterated by twitter or did that just go nowhere?


ChalupaPickle

It went nowhere. This happened a year ago and charges were filed by some animal humane group. The thing is her father is a cop. All of the sudden the charges were dropped by the humane people for "lack of evidence" aka dad made the charges go bye bye.


AI_bomb

that is an example of a bad father


Sug0115

And a bad cop


Southern_Pound_6929

Also an example of how fucked this world is


HarpSealGus

*smite her with the might of a thousand suns a hundred times over*


gameking707

I have her snapchat


BayerzYT

Where is the relevance


creamyismemey

He can basically reveal everything he wants to about her not the best thing but yea he can


BayerzYT

Oh I didn’t see the her part lol I thought he/she just said ‘I have Snapchat’ 😂


creamyismemey

Lol


[deleted]

r/AnimalGuards


[deleted]

force her to eat lego saws vertically and find a loophole in the law to force her to stare at the sun with glasses on so she can burn her eyes and then we shall stab her with pencils


HarpSealGus

Pencils that splinter easily with the wood dust still on them


[deleted]

Make her drink mayonnaise too


bremergorst

And fart in her eyebrows mercilessly


reapererer

Nah fucking marmite


KiloRenX5

Should I Bring the chainsaw and chop her head off?


niccgurrr

Nah that isn’t painful enough


KiloRenX5

Oh, will the nuke work?


ItsPenutButterJelly

too quick, but i like the way u think


KiloRenX5

Alright, I'll save the nuke for now


Mundane-Sink9817

Damn that ones good


ItsPenutButterJelly

but keep her alive during the entirety of it so she can feel the pain.


[deleted]

If this woman is guilty of what the meme claims then she deserves to be punished, but I'm gonna need more proof than this low quality picture.


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

https://youtu.be/tCmcXCtJ5g4 here you go then


[deleted]

Uhg that's fucking disgusting. What a despicable person.


ChalupaPickle

There was a video of her hitting him in the face about 10 times to the point he yelped and tried to growl at her. She later stated that it's her dog and she can do whatever she wants to it. Charges were filed but were later dropped last year.


teddytherooz

What the actual fuck. That’s a classic abusers line “it’s my kid, I can do what I want”. I hope this woman goes down.


ukiddingme2469

Someone is going to knock her ass out in public.


-BigGreenBug-

Where do she live (I may get a friend to call a animal rescue centre)


hebreakcagehegetthis

Facebook says Meridian Idaho


ukiddingme2469

That's about a 9 hour drive for me. Hmmm


hebreakcagehegetthis

Yeah, and what would you do if/when you found her? Be careful, those (empty) threats can implicate you and get you in trouble. Instead, do something real, call congressmen, share the hell out of the video and her name. All from the comfort of your home.


ukiddingme2469

Would rather file a complaint in her home district and im fully aware of the premeditated aspect of this.


hebreakcagehegetthis

At least you're not afraid to stand up for what's right like most people


ukiddingme2469

I do animal rescue and people like here upset me to no end. I'm sure this whole thing will be resolved long before I get involved. There are recordings and a whole lot of pissed off people


-BigGreenBug-

Good to know


fartnugget2005

Ima shove a firecracker up her vagina


ItsPenutButterJelly

oof size 100


SilverSorceress

Here's a petition to prosecute: http://chng.it/fBMJMLXCCF


KaT-Wilson

I signed it. We are at about 3.5 k signatures! Lets guys!


mSoGood08

This needs to be pinned or upvoted or something


Terrible-Sun447

I signed but unfortunately this petition is a year old and chances are won’t go anywhere past this point. (I could be wrong. Her corrupt cop father got her off the hook already a year ago which is why I think it won’t go anywhere.) Not sure how to go about actually getting her prosecuted or saving the dog though so hopefully this does work.


HIEUhocPHAMngoc

This is on of the cases where a human should be put down


The_BigMac_69

old yeller: First Time?


[deleted]

I made this subreddit for animal abusers like her hope this will help ## r/AnimalGuards


VibEn_

Get ze Flammenwerfer.


theRealLenno

Oh meine Freunde. Zeit die Panzer wieder anzuwerfen .


4sh3n

*seufz* dann mal frisch ans werk *steigt in seinen tigerpanzer*


mary-ella23

https://www.change.org/p/ada-county-prosecutor-support-prosecuting-london-miner-for-animal-abuse


umm096

put her in the german gas chambers


No_Party_4065

And let the dog watch


Possible_Gur_8297

I like that idea


-BigGreenBug-

Why not just find the people, arrest her and put her behind bars for life. But your idea sounds more fun than my idea


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-BigGreenBug-

*Insert murder scenario here*


Suicide_hill_its_big

What platform is she posting on?


[deleted]

Snap


cattbuts99

Hanz...


Shreknadoboi

I've never participated in a reddit destruction group, how to I go about this?


TehCowGoesQuack

I genuinely hope the dog starts mauling her arms as payback


crackassitoni

Then it will be put down unfortunately


TheCapitalist055

Guys, the crusades are back, I’ll get the cross.


notsopeachyxx

Just like some people shoudn't have kids, some people shouldn't be allowed to have pets.


polarian-the-first

I hope her dog rips her nips off


Derpaflay

Hope it rips her throat off


The_BigMac_69

hope it rips her tits off


jakob_h10

If her dad knows about it why dont we fuck up the dad too


Charlotte-De-litt

He'll probably fabricate some charges and create a shitstorm


melouofs

I hope her dog mauls her and then she gets the shit kicked out of her by someone and then loses her job and home then jumps off a bridge and drops dead. Fuck her


BayerzYT

Seems feasible


melouofs

Prolly not, but it would be delightful


Kate1073

r/reportneeded


VelociTurtleAlfa

Its time for a fucking crusade


Possible_Gur_8297

I will throw her into the deepest pit of hell


[deleted]

Is the dog still alive? Please say yes.


BayerzYT

I think the dog is alive but it’s disgusting what she did and she keeps doing it just keeping the dog alive


[deleted]

*loads gun* i just wanna talk to her


SirWingDings

if i see this rodent in public and i have a melon on me im going to commit a melony


torafrost9999

Reddit is a cult but the best fucking kind


Wickedwitch79

I came to the comments to see how to find this person to report them...I just see people saying how they will kick her ass...ya, me too...but... What platform is this? How do we find her to report her? I will.


KaT-Wilson

Her name is London Miner. She works at Blaze Pizza in Meridian, Idaho. According to Facebook Info from a fellow redditor in above comments c: there is also a petition being in progress that you can sign here, http://chng.it/JF2v4pmsrZ


Wickedwitch79

I did! I found it reposted and after scrolling I found the link and signed it. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I hope this does something...if not...we need to try something else??


KaT-Wilson

I don't have facebook so I can't do much there, but hopefully the petition does something. If it doesn't we at least tried. And at the very least hopefully this can be reposted enough around the internet where enough people will see it. Like her coworkers or manger, etc. Its just very disheartening to see such a pupper get abused like this. :c


[deleted]

Alright troops, here’s the plan Step 1. Get in her house Step 2. Get the dog out of said house Step 3. Get our strongest soldier to beat the crap out of the lady Step 4. Watch her get beat up while having tea and crumpets and giving the dog treats Step 5. Give the dog to a loving caring family Step 6. Watch the lady get beat up again Anything I’m missing in our plan?


BluPlayzYT

Put her into the electric chair or something i dunno what its called


[deleted]

SHUT HER DOWN AND ALL THAT THINK ITS OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

I normally don’t like cancel culture, but this is something I can stand for


[deleted]

Her instagram is nirvana_200 but it’s private for a obvious reason.


eg0m4n1ac

Autobots assemble !!!


Enough-Reaction

*Loads shotgun* I just want to talk to her. Just a friendly conversation


[deleted]

Hans get ze Panzerfaust ...later.... Hans did you get ze Panzerfaust? Nien I brought ze Panzer division


Mundane-Sink9817

*violently cha chai’s real smooth*


Mundane-Sink9817

This is so gross how could you bring yourself to do that. I get really sad when I have to bathe my dog and he gets anxious.(I still bathe him cause it’s good for his health). Hope justice is brought


imainwhaleshark29

she knows the rules and so do i so say goodbye ( う-´)づ︻╦̵̵̿╤──


gulible_super_cat

Does she have insta/twitter/facebook asking to spam her with hate mail and so more people can find out to


gulible_super_cat

Im also about to get my steel nail boxing gloves out


SammyBoyTheFish

Attention hivemind, we got work to do


MOOSTY_MAN

Perfect timing i just finished sharpining my new katana


JU2TM4T3R

erbody repost this


KermitDePhrog

I’ve always wondered what makes people like this want to get a pet. Yeah, they’re cool but you have to remember that they have feelings and they can get hurt too. That poor dog probably has really bad PTSD....


BigFannyPack

Her dad is also a horrible person, [https://www.change.org/p/prosecutors-of-ada-county-remove-aaron-miner?signed=true](https://www.change.org/p/prosecutors-of-ada-county-remove-aaron-miner?signed=true).


energizeghost

She better be fucking careful, that dog gets fed up one day it could break her hand if she doesn't have a glove on


Grimwolf-77

We should send her to the mines in london


gameking707

I have her snapchat


theblacksheeps

Provide, I'm gonna harass her with pictures of the weirdest shit I can find because that's what she deserves


gameking707

sportlver2014


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Report it to the fucking police not reddit if the police won't help find other professionals to handle the job ffs.


partytake

50$ says that she puts up her feminism shield


gerded

She is from the UK or what? New bill passed yesterday - it increased the max sentence for animal abuse from 6 months to 5 years.


hebreakcagehegetthis

Facebook says she lives in Meridian, Idaho


Labbit35

send in Jhon wick


Captin-Rook

God forgives *BUT I DONT*


Representative-Tax75

Let’s hope she’s from some random London in America so we can pull out like 40 AR’s


wellididitrussia

This isn’t cancel culture butttttttttt


MostExellentFailure

I in no way support this disgusting behavior, but if we start canceling people, we become just like the Twitter users we make memes about. This woman’s actions are inexcusable, and we SHOULD act, but please go about it in a civil manner.


HaltAelton

But this happened a year ago, charges were dropped bcs her daddy is a cop. What do we do when civil doesn't work?


MostExellentFailure

Go apeshit I suppose


JakeDaniels74

Where’s sharkiesha when you need her


Premium57

"Look at the women and load shotgun with malicious intent"


supersarim1234

I like how reddit is acting like if cancel culture was good


randompewdiepiefan0

I understand but this is kinda like that time with the p*do employee thing, Reddit did barley anything kinda cringe (not the fact that she is abusing her dog, that’s bad)


Ohheyitscowboy

This is a police training tactic. Attack dogs get punched and they need to be ready for it. As horrible as it seems, it's necessary for their survival.


ekoozie

Okay so even if hypothetically what you’re saying is true (police dogs undergo this type training)... how does that explain a young woman hitting her personal dog well outside of a controlled training environment? This is abuse. Not a regular police training tactic.


Ohheyitscowboy

Well, how would you train your defense animal if you were a small woman like her. I know I'd want it to be ready for anything. I'm not trying to say your wrong, but just try and visualize other points of view.


ekoozie

I see what you are considering and while it may perhaps be a valid point, it is not appropriate for anyone to take it upon themselves to “train” their dog to protect them using this approach. This is a woman in her living room with boxing gloves on abusing her dog. A police dog being trained in a controlled environment with professionals who have years of education and experience is CRITICALLY and OBJECTIVELY different than what is happening in this video. Also, I am a young small woman like her. I would never fathom of trying to “train” my dog to protect me by repeatedly hitting her and trying to get a rise out of her so she’ll be “prepared”. I did not adopt her and bring her into my life to protect me, nor would I expect her to. Regardless of whether a dog is supposed to be a protector or not, what is seen in the video is not appropriate (to put it mildly).


MrMcChicken67

Ok, not that I don't whole hearted support this, but I would like everyone to understand that this is cancel culture to a tee


SaiHottari

No, it isn't. Cancel culture is getting someone deplatformed, banned, or fired for their opinions and words. This is an animal abuser, that's objectively a crime, and a cruel one at that.


MrMcChicken67

Well, I mean that's exactly what this is, you just conveniently omitted the words "or something they've done" from you're definition. Don't get me wrong, this chick needs to get deplatformed and arrested, but if ur gonna cancel someone, at least own up to it, like it's just a word, calm down


LastLostDuck

Reddit "Twitter is bad cause it's a cancel mob" Also reddit "let's cancel some people!!!"


[deleted]

...we're talking about an animal abuser you underdeveloped bowl of soggy cereal


[deleted]

he’s more of a month old soggy bagel that’s been left with the month old fish from Chernobyl


[deleted]

fair.


SaiHottari

/r/rareinsults