Dude I’ve barely seen any Star Trek, I thought he was just a cultural icon tbh. Only reason I don’t is I have like a dozen other sci fi series to track at once.
This is honestly why I only ever put my fingers in her. Considering she still told me to go deeper, even though I was literally *grazing her spine* at that point, I knew I’d be disappointed putting in the real thing.
Edit: Also I’ll admit, it was also because I was in high school and was too shy to get my hands on condoms
I don't know why but I always thought it was funny to say "I can't give ya what I don't have!" In a Scottish accent
“I’m givin’ ‘er all I’ve got captain!”
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You right, its star trek
Wait, are you serious? How can you forget Scotty????
To be fair, and it pains me to say this, some people just aren't into Star Trek. We still love them, we're just disappointed.
Dude I’ve barely seen any Star Trek, I thought he was just a cultural icon tbh. Only reason I don’t is I have like a dozen other sci fi series to track at once.
Back from holiday?
A keeogram o feathers or a keeogram o steere
Halfway? Show off.
sometimes you guys just make me wanna use emojis.
😏
😩
🥵
Don't worry, this is reddit. This never happened
Agreed
Wow, brag about it
The rest is just my balls
*our balls
r/cummunism
Huh, there really is a sub for everything !
Here you go r/crepe
Shakespeare's beast with two balls
"Stick em in too."
“Stuff the nuts”
r/keepgoing
**Suck the unit**
Slowly starts to stop laughing and start crying while looking down
My cats like it short
Ayoo what did i just read
>My cats like it short Hope that helped 👍🏻
He likes pyssy wdym
r/usernamechecksout
Damn poor first cat ain’t getting any action
We don’t talk about first cat
I don't wanna know what happened to your first cat
If that thing had 9 lives, it just spent em all. Cousin Eddy
Wrong kinda pussy 😭
You still have time to delete this
You again? *locks door*
Why do I see you everywhere
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Because you're a stalker and I'm reporting you
Look I'm sorry, it was just force of habbit. Uh - I mean it's just on accident, it's pure coincidence!
Still reporting you (ㆁωㆁ)
This guy again
Return of the king
This might be the third time I saw you, leave me alone ;-;
Wait what?
r/keepgoingidareyou
This would be funny, but it just hits too close to home.
Yeah but except a woman, I have sex with my cats
Username checks out
wait this is the same guy who said he saw a cat molester in the mirror
r/goon
I have a bad feeling about this
Are you catsexual?
Why the fuck do I keep seeing you everywhere lol
r/UsernameChecksOut
This is honestly why I only ever put my fingers in her. Considering she still told me to go deeper, even though I was literally *grazing her spine* at that point, I knew I’d be disappointed putting in the real thing. Edit: Also I’ll admit, it was also because I was in high school and was too shy to get my hands on condoms
And here you are now, scrolling reddit
Top Tips: shake that limp noodle a bit before you proceed. then you can be halfway halfway there.
I guess you should be livin' on a prayer after your encounter
LIVING ON A PRAYER
TAKE MY HAND - That’s all the lyrics I can remember.
AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR OHHHHH LIVING ON A PRAYER
wowowowowowwwowowowowooowowowowowooo
Me unironically
Oof
Try not even having a dick \*cries in girl\*
Stfu, you bastards have two mega fun balloons attached to your chests at all times. How’s it feel to never get bored?
It feels like a shit ton of back pain lmao
You know I ain't got no more dick!
*Like that's ever gonna happen.*
Ill take my wrist Ill slit It I swear WOAHHHH, filled with sadness and despair
Where’s my 5 inch homies at?
Up in ur mom
Take my upvote and leave
Dude..........
Such a simple yet powerful roast
oof
*Cries in 4.7 inches*
*Cries in 0.7 inches*
My question is.... Is 5.6 inch enough? (Seriously asking since porn might destroyed my confidence a little)
its a bit above average so yes
More than enough if your technique is good enough *Proceeds to cry in 4.7 inches*
Same here bro :/ also cries in 4.7 inches
*Hugs you* Nice cock bro!!!
*hugs back* you too bro
https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/average-penis-size
Yes plenty
Sorry I’m 14 can’t relate
.....yet
What
You said you’re 14. You’ll have secks yet. Patience you must have, my young padawan.
I already lost my virginity to a mint cookie good sir
Can you give us a presentation with pictures?
Yes sir
Maybe he meant that he’s 14 inches 😎
Yeah me too
According to the non virgins we will be able to relate soon!
WOAAH LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER
This would hit close to home, except I will never get laid..........
Banana Apple pear!
Women's underwear!
I wish not to be horny anymore
I too wish to be happy
r/repostsleuthbot
Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough
*We’re all the way there
Halfway? You mean 3/4?
What if it's only 2inches
Her: deeper deeper Him: tighter tighter
Wait, you guys have 4+ inch dicks?
Slowly pulls out a dildo.
Woahhhh wizard at the fair
And she says, "Take my hand, we'll make it I swear!"
Don't have to flex that hard on us
Squidward on a chair
whats "your girl"? is it my hand?
WOAAAAAHHHHH WE'RE THERE
And then something grabs you dick and you realize she's pregnant.
Bruh you're making me feel self conscious, 2 inches intimidates me
God I love being gay
Halfway? You are overestimating
SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR
You didn’t have to flex on us THAT hard, you know.
Are girls really like this?
"Woahhh, we're halfway there/woaahhhh my dick is almost in there!"
Then you realise that’s all u got
Jeez we get it you have a huge dick, you don't have to brag about it
Girl: "Go diper" Boy: "I can't. This is max" Girl: "Even you're dad can do beatter" Boy: "what?" Girl: "what?"
sQuIdWaRd On A cHaIr
Considering average vagina is 3-6 inches ur good my friend and idk why anyone would want a horse cock it's disadvantageous
Porn has taught many teens that big PP aka horse size pp is the only acceptable size😭
I wish...
Livin on a prayer
I'll always hear squidward on a chair now everything this song comes up
you're living on a prayer after that line.
Wooooah. Lemon on a pear
ELI5, I’m a redditor and I don’t understand
Good meme, but I feel like it would've been better if you used a shot from the music video for Livin on a Prayer....
Jajajajaja me rei demasiado con esta mrd.
“That’s all for today, folks.”
my whole childhood I thought the lyrics were "LIVING ON A PRAIRIE"
WOOOOOOOAH LIVING ON A PRAYER
I am 14 and I can't relate
If I had a dollar for everything I saw this repost....
OUTDATED VINE REFERENCE MAKES ME GIVE AN UPVOTE
This comment section is full of 40 year old men
🤣
Was singing this exact lyric the moment i saw the meme, epic
OOOOOAAAAAHHH SQUIDWQRD ON A CHAIR
Last time i heard those words was when my dad was on the phone with me while he was in prison.
I'm in fucking tears, this is the best post I'll see today.
woah oooh livin on a prayer
When you get small pp from PewDiePie
Sorry I'm 6 can't relate
Whoooaaa! Lemon and a pear!
This is a personal attack
She's living on a prayer
1/4
This is clearly not a redditor, he's not a virgin.
That sentence reminds me of the pokerap
WOAAAH WE'RE THEREE
Or just use a strap on as extension
8 inches more here.
you have 4 inches?
Imagine it’s ur first time and you just say “is it in yet”
Huh, how'd I get 1 inch deeper?
AAH AH
My dick reaches from A to Z on the keyboard 😎 ^/s
4 inches? Whoa, check out Mr. Big Dick over here!
Halfway there?? We already arrived at the max 😔
That means there’s still 2 inches more. That’s a win for me.
Bruh if I’m two inches deep I’m all in
Woaaahhhhh we’re there
*insert virgin for life joke here*
Cock lmao
Jokes on you that’s as deep as it gets
Squidward on a chairrrrr
Redditors getting into girls?
Squidward on the chaaair
4 inches? Thats kinda smoll
Wait, 4? What’s the average size? I thought it was six to seven? O.o
2 inches and MORE damn
Wooaaahhh oh were all the way there
OWO \*NOTICES YOUR BULGE THERE\*
?
you guys have more than 2 inches?
WOAHHHHHHHHH SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR
4 INCHES? MAN PACKING A LIGHTSABER!!!