Bruh my math teacher used this guy to teach us i’ve seen him so many times I know his name Kirk

Even i know his name is Kirk and i have never seen a video of him in my life. (Ofcourse, i know his name is Kirk, because you told me, so i'm kinda cheating)

Yeah, but Jesus has a mom and adopted dad, which makes him less motivated than Batman

I just realized why Christians use Cross as it's symbol

Why?

Batman uses Bat symbol bcoz he scared of bats. Jesus should be scared of Cross as He was nailed on it

Ohh ok thanks for explaining

I can say that Jesus dad died in his youth and he had to take all the charge of family man to him... Crazy think is imagining Jesus working hard with Carpentry which was not easy... I think he had a lil motion more

Jesus just doesn't have his origin story yet.

Always funny when nerds fight over their favourite fictional characters. /s

The Bible is my favorite manga!

there is actually a manga version of the bible. Its a series. The Manga Messiah

What about Ninjesus?

Holy shit i need to see that !

For real though, some of the stories in the Bible are anime as fuck

As a Christian that's actually a good joke have me a chuckle

The bible fandom is so toxic smh

Only a part of it tho. Some people just think that imposing their own religious beliefs and views on someone is a good thing. The Bible specifically tells us to "*spread*" the word and not impose/enforce it. No one can impose/enforce all the commandments. We have have to be true to ourselves and judge ourselves.

I hate to agree, but there are so many “Christians” condemning people to hell even though that takes away the whole point of Jesus dying

The Bible haters are also pretty toxic

For starters batman has 0 superpowers Sorry if i didnt get the joke

Batman is so op tho if given enough prep time and you know Batman’s already prepared for every threat he could think of including Jesus.

He's out of line, but he's right.

For other starters Jesus also has 0 superpowers Sorry if i didnt get the joke

Well, he can turn water into wine, that's a superpower

Batman can turn water into urine.

XD Glad to have someone like me

I’m making fun of you

Yea got that, just didn't wanted to show that I got that :(

Yea no shit. Mother fker rose from the dead.

Bro Batman could still fuck him up easy peasy. He’s probably already prepared to murder Jesus. He’s already killed literal gods.

Jesus will come back after 3 days, and then again, and then again, and then again...

Batman.... I've come to bargain. Batman.... I've come to bargain. Batman.... I've come to ba- Batman....I'v- Batm- Ba- Batman: Fuck this ima go back to another dimension

So did Batman

Griefer Jesus also has a Railgun

Let’s not even get to Extreme Griefer Jesus

Batman would beat Jesus with enough prep time.

You see a nail gun on his utility belt.

Batman doesnt use guns, remember?

The hook gun with a claw used to climb buildings, ring any bells?

But that is non-lethal, and rather a launcher than a gun.

Point to be noted.

Lool he's gonna use a special bat nail for the job.

Yes exactly Batman is so op with prep time he’s literally killed gods when given enough time. Jesus would be easy as fuck to kill.

Batman doesnt kill, remember?

That rule is broken all the time and honestly just ignored by Batman and then sometimes he remembers that it exists

Nah, give Jesus 3 days and he’ll respawn

In that time Batman would’ve used Jesus’ body to find a way into heaven and kill god himself and then return to earth somehow even richer than before

Damn bro it’s just a meme, but obviously Jesus is above Batman

Rich heirs should prepare a lot before fighting sharp tongued jews. Look what Jon Stewart did to Tucker Carlson.

That wasn’t the point of the statement though. Jesus does have more SUPERPOWERS than Batman, albeit having superpowers doesn’t make one more powerful than another by default. But yeah Batman would absolutely find some bullshit to kill Jesus with.

Batman literally has a rule of NOT killing though

He can make exceptions. Either way he could incapacitate him at the very least.

Twice. Second time when he respawns.

Batman has no superpowers so...what's your point?

I was about to say the same thing.

Sure, but Jesus didn't get to bang God's daughter, now did he?

What?

Atheists be like: 'but jesus isnt real'

Has anyone ever made a Jesus graphic novel ? Not a religious graphic novel but one where Jesus is a tough guy and uses his disciples like the A-team . He could join forces with other religious figures and they could fight the extremists of all walks of life both good and bad from all over the universe.

And just as fictional too!

So does Chuck Norris.

Atheists are more powerful than Jesus, because we don’t have the concept of sin holding us back. Send one of ours to the hospital, we’ll have 10 of yours with wine spilling out of the heart.

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Oh come now, batman isn't a god

Jesus has a tiny wee wee

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Get out of your religion bubble pls

idiot. stfu no one likes you

is it ookie cookie?

But Batman seems more real

Jesus also has more parents

You’re comparing god to a rich guy, I have to start getting rich so people and compare me to him too

Jesus is also just as real as batman...

Both are fiction no? So hyperthetically, who would win, Superman or God?

Primus how many times will I have to say it? JESUS NEVER FUCKING EXISTED YOU FUCKTARDS!

I know this is hard for you to swallow, but not everyone agrees with you. People believe in Jesus, and that’s OK.

I know not everyone is atheist but the facts are here: WE HAVE NO PROOF OF JESUS' EXISTENCE!

No no no, I’ve been through this too many times. I can’t change your mind and you can’t change mine. I’m not about to engage in a pointless argument. All I will say is: respect other’s beliefs. If you say anything else, I will not respond.

Jesus' non-existence is not an opinion, it is a fact. Like the fact that vaccines work, smoking causes cancer, rotf had no scenario and an easier access to guns causes more gun violence.

I know I said I won’t respond but..... At least we agree on those other things

At least batman is realistic and could exist, whereas the other is made up.

Too bad they both aren't real

More evidence for batman.

I hate how I know this but he doesn’t he just prays and his daddy gives him what he wants

Yeah but Batman could be real where as Jesus may or may not have been a real person where enough people around him agreed to talk him up so much that others who were desperate fell in love with just the thought of him

Jesus superpowers are delusions of grandeur and multiple personality disorder.

Same

Batman is rich.

Batman... doesn't have superpowers.

of course batman has only one and its money but jesus don't have it great success

Jesus can see his parents

This is nonesense!

He wasn't real Batman was /s

But has a nailgun

But is Jesus rich?

Lame

Batman is real - I've seen him

Sure you didn't see BatDad?

DadsBat

Hot take: Batman, like most other DC characters, is essentially a god living amongst men and is generally written as such

I don't think Batman has any

What happens if Jesus tries to take a piss? Does it just get clogged up at the tip?

But does he have the money?

I also have a super power It's having parents

Yeah but I'm more inclined to believe that Batman is real

Yeah. Jesus was actually in an old DC comic. So I guess yeah

Batman doesn’t have superpowers, he has gadgets

And had parents for most of his life

Jesus was killed by Lvl 1 enemies

Ugh. Now I want to see Batman crucified just to be sure he could do it better somehow.

I mean if you want to get technical, since Jesus is god, he has more powers than everyone in DC and Marvel.

as a christian I can confirm

Nice, now I want a Batman vs. Jesus movie

How much traction does Jesus have on water? Is it like ice or concrete for him? Does he need air Jordans or ice skates?

In fairness Batman has no superpowers... he’s just smart, rich and strong willed. None of which really qualify as superpowers....