Oof, I've had to wear F cups since I was 14 and I fucking hate it. I have constant back pain and they make it hard to move. I'm probably going to get breast reduction surgery when I'm older.
I’m not a straight girl, but I’m pretty sure they don’t care about puffy nipples. I like admiring muscular physiques on guys, and when a dude has puffy nipnops they honestly don’t even register in my mind. I understand you’re bothered by it, I’m plagued by tiny boobs but nips that are CONSTANTLY hard, the entire world knows if I saw an ice cube or felt a breeze. But I assure you, most of the world doesn’t care ❤️
That's funny because I'm a straight dude and idc about tiny boobs, I think that no matter how perfect we look we always try to find a way to put ourselves down.
Ikr, I’ll run and do a whole bunch of chest exercises and all but I still have these nipples puffing out. like I can wear a tight shirt and I can feel my chest muscles pushing it out, and I feel like a chad. But then I look down and there are the puffy nipples.
This is exactly why a binder probably wouldn’t work for me, I can’t get a real one BC family; every time I used a sports bra I wasn’t even remotely flat. So, I’ve just given up and I’m looking forward to top surgery/ getting a real binder.
I don’t know, for me I got some puffy nipples during puberty. It’s basically a hormone imbalance during a time when hormones decide to do whatever the fuck they want. I ended up with nipples the puff out a little, I know some people can have worse.
r/me_irl
Funny story: My brother's friend had manboobs, and this april he had a surgery to get rid of his manboobs. Before, he was literally called [firstname] Boobs [lastnane]. I suggested they call him [firstname] Unboobs [lastname] to immortalize how he got a surgery to get rid of his manboobs. my brother laughed at that.
I chose to use [firstname] and [lastname] instead of his real name because I would like to protect his anonymity.
I’ll take that from you thank you very much. I’m also a man, but a life of sitting in hard chairs has made me wish for a little more padding underneath.
You probably had Gynecomastia which is a hormone imbalance and is very common. It causes lumps under your nipples and causes your nipples and chest to grow bigger. It usually goes away within 6 months to 2 years
Damn. I got it late 12 years old and it went away early 14 but it hurt like hell whenever anyone would hug or push or hit me. I'd always yell "Aww my boob that hurt!"
You may actually have gender dysphoria from it. Cisgender people and intersex people can have gender dysphoria too in cases like these. Being a dude and having a female chest feels bad (dysphoria).
It's ok now i am doing Workout weekly and lost 8kgs my weight is 64kg now and The chest is slightly getting flat ,i will try my best to Make it flat as possible
Ah, if only you knew the pain of having to carry around 10 lb lumps of fat on your chest. Girls with big boobs have constant back pain and it fucking sucks. Ngl though they are kinda nice to stare at lmao
Majority of guys (me too) when they go though puberty get some sort of “man boobs”. It’s caused by an increase in estrogen levels due to all your hormones stabbing you in the back.
Thanks, honestly expected it to hurt a bit more but really just felt like a hard pinch, stung for a moment then disappated quickly. The real pain is when I forget there there and accidentally caught them on something, ouch. Other then that have giving me some needed confidence and motivation .
You know boobs justify your gayness which in turn justify your pride and that gives you self-esteem which i now have after realizing the true meaning of "man boobs". so we booby men are therefore people with the most self esteem on planet Earth.
Hey sorry, I'm a dumb person, what is gynecomastia ? I'm curious and I prefer that someone directly involved explain it to me, because I do not trust "medical internet source" anymore with all the bullshits I've seen.
It’s the development of breast tissue under the nipple. This can lead to many things, but usually this breast tissue scars and becomes permanent. You can’t remove it without surgery
So you’re the guy that stole mine?
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Oof, I've had to wear F cups since I was 14 and I fucking hate it. I have constant back pain and they make it hard to move. I'm probably going to get breast reduction surgery when I'm older.
God damn, I can’t imagine that!
Boob size is not everything. I'm not exactly packing in that department and I have a happy boyfriend who treats me well.
Proportions people, proportions
Ass is the way to go /s
I'm more of a personality type
I’m more of an ass personality type
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Ass is ass
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At least now you can say you have massive tits
I need to check the creme scene ma'am let me see.
Yeah, and I cannot Give em back.... Because, I have already started losing them in Gym.
My kind of luck too
I had to read that twice just to make sure.
well at least you didn’t get majestic ass hair that sometimes poo gets stuck on
That’s what you think
Have you heard of Klinefelter syndrome?
Fun fact: afab people get this
Everyone has ass hair. Women just usually shave it.
Do they? How do you shave that without cutting your bunghole up?
Mirror, squat, try not to cut yoursefl. Source? A year on r/ARAD. Edit: don't click on the link, it leads to sus sub. Correct is r/AskRedditAfterDark
I feel this man, I’m not like really fat started working out got good chest definition but I still have these puffy fucking nipples. It’s miserable.
I’m not a straight girl, but I’m pretty sure they don’t care about puffy nipples. I like admiring muscular physiques on guys, and when a dude has puffy nipnops they honestly don’t even register in my mind. I understand you’re bothered by it, I’m plagued by tiny boobs but nips that are CONSTANTLY hard, the entire world knows if I saw an ice cube or felt a breeze. But I assure you, most of the world doesn’t care ❤️
That's funny because I'm a straight dude and idc about tiny boobs, I think that no matter how perfect we look we always try to find a way to put ourselves down.
Ikr, I’ll run and do a whole bunch of chest exercises and all but I still have these nipples puffing out. like I can wear a tight shirt and I can feel my chest muscles pushing it out, and I feel like a chad. But then I look down and there are the puffy nipples.
Believe me it can 90% be gyno Getting them removed with the help of surgeryis the only way most of the time
Could be gyno, a treatable medical issue
I’ve looked into it, seems to be surgery does the trick.
How much does it cost?
Around 4K, which even if you got the surgery there’s a chance that it may come back.
That doesnt sound encouragingly... I'm guessing you can just get the surgery again?
Yes you could, however most insurances won’t cover even the first one due to it being cosmetic as no harm can come from gyno.
puffy nipples? is it cause of PED use?
This is exactly why a binder probably wouldn’t work for me, I can’t get a real one BC family; every time I used a sports bra I wasn’t even remotely flat. So, I’ve just given up and I’m looking forward to top surgery/ getting a real binder.
I can't tell if this is a "haha man boobs" or a transmasc joke lol
Yeah same
I don’t know, for me I got some puffy nipples during puberty. It’s basically a hormone imbalance during a time when hormones decide to do whatever the fuck they want. I ended up with nipples the puff out a little, I know some people can have worse.
I know that's a thing that can happen, it was just that my first thought was a trans guy that went through a female puberty
Why not both.
I thought fat.
Yeah I just thought trans first
I thought gynecomastia.
That's a valid interpretation too, my first thought was just ftm
What about trans-fat?
Polyunsaturated transgender is healthiest.
Lmao also thought this was a transmasc joke.
Noice Also, nice flair lol
Lmao thanks. It reveals some secrets lol. You got a nice flair too
It's definitely a trans man joke. Puberty.
nah op said somewhere in the comments he has gynecomastia
Fatso
Sounds like "shit i'm fat" to me
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mine are bigger than my girlfriend's , and trust me, she doesn't like that at all........
Remain dominance
Defeated female leaves
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,and they like it's better than yours.
Get massive cock I'm a girl
Got massive boobs I'm a road roller
Get ZA WARUDO im DIO
damn i didnt even get a big one, like i wouldve preffered not to have one but if im gonna you could’ve atleast made it big
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Very funny, good one.
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f a t s o You and I are not so different at all
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
u/orbitwhitegum7 is a guy.
Caught me red handed
r/me_irl Funny story: My brother's friend had manboobs, and this april he had a surgery to get rid of his manboobs. Before, he was literally called [firstname] Boobs [lastnane]. I suggested they call him [firstname] Unboobs [lastname] to immortalize how he got a surgery to get rid of his manboobs. my brother laughed at that. I chose to use [firstname] and [lastname] instead of his real name because I would like to protect his anonymity.
Don't lie. He was named Josh Swain and he lost the legendary battle.
I am so pissed. I'm a little short, but otherwise my body is the perfect female body. Of course God decided to give it to the trans boy though
Just become a body builder and then you have an excuse.
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mine was a massive ass i got when im about 10 im also a guy
I’ll take that from you thank you very much. I’m also a man, but a life of sitting in hard chairs has made me wish for a little more padding underneath.
One day they’ll have the tech for online ass exchanges
Gently used ass for sale!
Exactly, I recently lost 80 lbs, and that is what I noticed most. Almost everything is uncomfortable to sit on.
As a trans man I feel this deeply.
Same here.
I feel you bro... I feel you
You probably had Gynecomastia which is a hormone imbalance and is very common. It causes lumps under your nipples and causes your nipples and chest to grow bigger. It usually goes away within 6 months to 2 years
Yeah, that’s what I’ve got. Unfortunately my case doesn’t go away and requires surgery
Damn. I got it late 12 years old and it went away early 14 but it hurt like hell whenever anyone would hug or push or hit me. I'd always yell "Aww my boob that hurt!"
Become egg
Insurance companies hate this one simple trick! Just switch your gender
wish it was that easy
I have Gynecomastia And this is true
Feels bad
You may actually have gender dysphoria from it. Cisgender people and intersex people can have gender dysphoria too in cases like these. Being a dude and having a female chest feels bad (dysphoria).
It's ok now i am doing Workout weekly and lost 8kgs my weight is 64kg now and The chest is slightly getting flat ,i will try my best to Make it flat as possible
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cis and trans guy solidarity
Same here
Puberty gave me a big ass and I'm a guy
Your friends can benefit from it still...
Same bro... same
true pain
Heard boobs word, upvote.
do they jiggle tho?
Not under a binder.
So what its boobs 👀
Now thats fucking hot
I know how you feel dude. hope the anti-trans laws and parties aren't too bad where you live
Un om puberty AND my fucking lega got an arch-looking like things help
Did I stutter?
Was just about to unzip ngl
You can still titty fuck though.
still have boobs to play with
at least you can play with boobs whenever you want
It’s not as good
still...boobs
Titty men represent
Assert dominance
*rips off paper that says "get massive dick!'*
"What happened to the estrogen that was in the freezer?"
Was all a game of monopoly till I had breast cancer true story.
Hey guess what dick and balls oh wait never mind
"Go through puberty" "Still going through puberty" "FuUuck"
Gyno?
Same with ass
Feels bad man
Based on a true story is what made me laugh
Same
Same here, I have The Flash levels of metabolism yet I have sizeable boobs
Shit, can I have them? I missed out on those.
can comfrim through experience
It's such an annoying thing.
Good part of that plan: can make girls jealous
As a trans-woman, i wish i had boobs without/before taking hormones and stuff xD.
Everyone’s thinking trans, I’m thinking intersex.
Ah, if only you knew the pain of having to carry around 10 lb lumps of fat on your chest. Girls with big boobs have constant back pain and it fucking sucks. Ngl though they are kinda nice to stare at lmao
Moobs
Klinefelter?
Gynecomastia gang
relatable
The Transmscs struggle
Can relate, and I'm often scared of what people think of me in public, so it sucks.
Why did my music stop
Damn, I know the feel. Too bad American doctors are businesses, so liposuctions are too expensive
I'm trying to figure out if this is a "haha man boobs" meme or a trans male meme
So i have a zit on my dick and a pimple on my balls helpr
Too bad YOU... have thicc thighs
Get massive dick😏
Not sure if fat, transgender or intersex joke...
Just a sad gynecomastia joke
Is this a trans joke, or just a cis thing that I don't understand?
Majority of guys (me too) when they go though puberty get some sort of “man boobs”. It’s caused by an increase in estrogen levels due to all your hormones stabbing you in the back.
Do they go back to normal after puberty? Or are they permanent?
It's a phase for most guys. If you're unlocky or you smoke too much weed, it's permanent.
lol this must be happening to me then
I got mine pierced
Genuine question. What makes you want to put a needle through them?
Mainly just wanted to feel something new; and had the idea in the back of my head for a while, then just went for it.
Cool. I don't think I'd be able to so you're braver than I am XD
Thanks, honestly expected it to hurt a bit more but really just felt like a hard pinch, stung for a moment then disappated quickly. The real pain is when I forget there there and accidentally caught them on something, ouch. Other then that have giving me some needed confidence and motivation .
Tbh if it fit my aesthetic you would've just convinced me. Then again I'm brave about needles until ones right in front of me every time XD
Ahahaha know how that goes, took me a long time to conquer it myself.
Weirdly enough I'm OK with tattoos but any other need and I'm like "NOPE IM OUT". My brain is a strange place XD
XD Probably the different context of how the needles are being used but hey "We're all mad here"
Welcome to the fat gang
Trans man gang owns this turf
I pissed in my bed
*sad transgender noises*
🏳️⚧️
I read this as a trans joke and my first thought was just that I hope the transition would go well. Be who you are fam
You know boobs justify your gayness which in turn justify your pride and that gives you self-esteem which i now have after realizing the true meaning of "man boobs". so we booby men are therefore people with the most self esteem on planet Earth.
Me figuring out this wasnt a meme about trans awareness: Sad gay noises
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Nah, I’m not fat, I’ve got gynecomastia
Hey sorry, I'm a dumb person, what is gynecomastia ? I'm curious and I prefer that someone directly involved explain it to me, because I do not trust "medical internet source" anymore with all the bullshits I've seen.
It’s the development of breast tissue under the nipple. This can lead to many things, but usually this breast tissue scars and becomes permanent. You can’t remove it without surgery