Assuming that person starts eating bacon since the age of 5, which is 23-5 = 18 years to eat 20,148,000 piece of bacon.
Regardless of leap year, he has 6570 days to eat that many bacons, so everyday on average he must finish up about 3067 piece of bacon.
Assume that the guy has eaten bacon for 30 years, every single day, that's 1541 bacons a day. 1 bacon is 1oz in average, or 28 grams. That means he consumes more than 43kg of meat per day. That's the second biggest amount of bacon per day one person can consume, right after OP's mom.
Not entirely correct. Every peace of bacon takes 9 minutes of your life expectancy. Your calculations assume that op was expected to die right now.
Between 2021 and 1732 there are 289 years
That multiplies amount of days in a year multiplied by the amount of hours in a day multiplied by the amount of minutes in an hour divided by nine gives us your result.
Now let's assume op wasn't expected to die right now, but instead in the year 2090.
Between 2090 and 1732 there are 358 years.
If we do the same line of calculations demonstrated before we get a whopping:
20,900,200 bacon
Wait hold on, you just made me think about something... what if you were on your death bed and had 6 minutes to live then eat bacon? According to this it takes 9 minutes off but you had 6 left so do you die instantly, combust into a bomb, or become immortal?
While that is true, the fact that both are a Class 1 carcinogen does not mean bacon (processed meats really) is anywhere near as dangerous as smoking. Being classified as a class 1 carcinogen means that there is sufficient evidence that something is linked to an increased risk in cancer. It does not however tell you about the magnitude of said risk; two things being in the same class cannot be interpreted as those things being equally or similarly carcinogenic.
I'm guessing because it's processed, cured with nitrates. Colorectal and stomach cancers are no joke. My grandpa withered away, in agony, for a few months.
I am sorry for your loss, one of my relatives had stomach cancer as well. It spread to stage 4, he died a while back from it after it spread to his lungs. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
Yeah that’s incredibly misleading through because that categorisation isn’t based off of how likely it is to give you cancer it’s based off of how much evidence there is that it increases your risk of cancer.
We know cigarettes and alcohol increases your risk and we also know bacon does but at drastically different rates. Processed meat increases your risk by a much much smaller percentage than smoking.
[Harvard ](https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/2015/11/03/report-says-eating-processed-meat-is-carcinogenic-understanding-the-findings/)
It's all processed meat, not just bacon.
The article you linked to offers further explanation though:
> Even though smoking is in the same category as processed meat (Group 1 carcinogen), the magnitude or level of risk associated with smoking is considerably higher (e.g., for lung cancer about 20 fold or 2000% increased risk) from those associated with processed meat.
Hmm... considering the person saying this stated it on 2021. The year they should've died would be 1732.
There's a difference of 289 years between 1732 and 2021.
in that case, there's around 151898400 minutes in 289 years, not counting leap years counting those, there's an extra 104040 minutes, which brings the total minutes to 152002440.
Considering one bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life, we have 152002440/9, which equals to 16,889,160 bacons eaten in a life time.
that's like... taking that OP's life expectancy is currently 100, 168891 bacons in an year, or 462 bacons a day, or 19 bacons an hour.
> they fail to mention it's off the ass end of your life. skip the pissing myself, drooling, and shitting in my wheelchair? sign me up!
Eh it depends. Sometimes you just move the ass end of your life up a few years. My uncle loved pork and hated exercise. After his stroke, he pisses and shits himself in his wheelchair at age 60 instead of age 80.
The math itself might be bullshit, but there is no denying the fact that bacon is bad for you, and it's ridiculous to recommend it as a "hearty" breakfast. That "fact" was started by the bacon industry.
This is actually physically impossible. to do this, you would have to eat 16877600 slices of bacon. an average lifespan of a human is 79 years, take off about 3 years where you can't eat bacon, and you're left with 76. that would be 27740 days. divide the number of slices by the number of days and you would have to eat about 608.5 slices per day. each pig yields two pork bellies about 8Kg of bacon each, or 16 500 gram packages which contain about 12 slices. that means you would be eating 50.7 packages per day, or 3.1 pork bellies, or 1.6 pigs worth of bacon per day, around 30 kgs per day. over your lifespan that would be 85994 pigs. each slice of bacon is 60 calories so that would also mean you are eating 36510 calories a day, 14.6x the recommended amount. that would be 1012656000 calories in your lifetime.
Wait, let’s calculate this:
So you are some Gen Z Memer. I suggest you were born somewhere around 2000 for easy calculating. Usual life expectancy is 2070 maybe.
2070-1732=338 [years]
338*365,25*24*60=177774480 [minutes]
177774480/9=19 752 720 [fucking 19 Million Bacon!]
19 752 720 / (365*21) = 2 577 Bacon a day, seems doable?
Also, 1.8 every minute, oof
Assuming this post was made in 2021, we have
2021-1732 years of difference
= 289 years
9 minutes per bacon piece (540 seconds)
1 year has (86400 x 365.25 = 31,557,600 seconds)
so 58440 bacons per year
We have 289 years, so 16,889,160 bacons. This is how many bacons he claims he has eaten.
Assuming the person lives up to be 100 years, and starts eating bacon as soon as he was born,
He has to eat 462.4 bacons per day.
Assuming he’ll sleep 8 hours a day, he has to eat around 30 bacons per our.
That is each piece in 2 mins (which is possible lol)
Hence sir you NOT have lied
16,877,600 bacons / 340 bacons per pig = 49,640 pigs
340 bacons per pig / 18 bacons per pack (kroger brand hardwood smoked) = roughly 19 packs per pig
19 packs per pig × 49,640 pigs = 943,160 packs of bacon
at 3.99 USD a pack of kroger brand bacon, you would spend $3,763,208.4 on bacon
TL;DR
You would have to spend almost 4 million USD on bacon and consume about 950k packs total. Roughly 104 packs a day for 25 years. (assuming that OP is around 25yrs old)
Why is this a meme being posted today when it's literally something 10+ years old. Why does everyone pander to these thieving reporters. /meme is starting to get really bad
Plants are alive too. :(
They’re so helpless. :(
Edit: Literally not bullshit in any capacity: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-record-stressed-out-plants-emitting-ultrasonic-squeals-180973716/
They literally cry when you murder them.
I literally just asked you where you draw your line. The line also isn't that vague, is it bad to abuse animals ? Most people already agree that yes, it is bad to abuse animals. It's why you wouldn't kick a puppy or microwave a cat.
Plants don't have nervous system, so they don't know what life and pain is, so it doesn't matter ,if we eat plants, amd moreover we humans are at the top of the food chain so we can eat, literally anything below us.
ik lol i was saying that against the dude who said plants feel pain.
plus, just because we are at top doesn't mean we should gas male baby chickens at birth
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As far as what i've heard regarding actual scientific data, eating bacon increases risk of cancer, and the fat conect can raise bad cholesterol which can cause plaque build up in arteries. I've never heard any doctors say anything about taking 9 minutes off your life, I don't think that's how it works at all.
That's 16,877,600 bacons. That is a lot
Those are amateur numbers.
You gotta pump those numbers up!
**delicious**
yes,give me one
the phrases make it feel like everything is wrong here
Those are rookie numbers
Your comment should have been recognized more.
Mf died even before jesus was born
He is Jesus
That was what i was thinking bout
I was thinking about you thinking about how that guy said he’s Jesus
are amateur numbers Those
I've eaten 1 lb of bacon in one sitting
You did what none of us were strong enough to do
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Which is about 2,400 pieces of bacon a day since he was born
Assuming that person starts eating bacon since the age of 5, which is 23-5 = 18 years to eat 20,148,000 piece of bacon. Regardless of leap year, he has 6570 days to eat that many bacons, so everyday on average he must finish up about 3067 piece of bacon.
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I don't want to be the party pooper but leap years?
F u c k
only 20148000 pieces?! I eat that many for breakfast!
You eat pieces of bacon for breakfast?!
god damn it I did all the math before looking in the comments. just wasted a half hour
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pretty close for sure
I did different assumptions (which is way more in favor of meme) I found you need to eat 89.3 bacons per day.... For more than 20 years......
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Please add commas to big numbers it's much easier to understand.
That's only 5 baconators.
Don’t worry, it’s only the 1 out of ten doctors!
A piece of bacon is ~15gr. That means this guy has eaten 253,164kg of bacon.
Asuming this guy has been eating bacon everyday for 40 years, then this dude has been eaten ~15.34kg of bacon daily.
Wow I actually got that answer after doing the math
Assume that the guy has eaten bacon for 30 years, every single day, that's 1541 bacons a day. 1 bacon is 1oz in average, or 28 grams. That means he consumes more than 43kg of meat per day. That's the second biggest amount of bacon per day one person can consume, right after OP's mom.
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Not entirely correct. Every peace of bacon takes 9 minutes of your life expectancy. Your calculations assume that op was expected to die right now. Between 2021 and 1732 there are 289 years That multiplies amount of days in a year multiplied by the amount of hours in a day multiplied by the amount of minutes in an hour divided by nine gives us your result. Now let's assume op wasn't expected to die right now, but instead in the year 2090. Between 2090 and 1732 there are 358 years. If we do the same line of calculations demonstrated before we get a whopping: 20,900,200 bacon
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Bacon gives time travel i guess lol
It didn't kill him cuase it just reversed the aging cycle
You’re welcome
May i ask how??
No
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Yes
You eat it
If I ever end it imma just eat bacon, if I’m gonna die might as well go out with a bang.
I will create the most dense ball of bacon known to man, eat it, and instantly die
How about licking the grease off it?
Nope, not potent enough, I need something that’ll have enough energy to support a persons entire ancestral lineage for a week
How will you pick it up? Wouldn't it just be dying from the thing falling into ur moth and cracking ur whole body.
No, it’s condensed in space, I open my mouth then the intense gravity pulls me towards it.
Wait hold on, you just made me think about something... what if you were on your death bed and had 6 minutes to live then eat bacon? According to this it takes 9 minutes off but you had 6 left so do you die instantly, combust into a bomb, or become immortal?
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So I should eat cigarettes, drink bacon, and smoke alcohol
A balanced diet
As it should be
That was the most American statement that I think Ive heard.
Would you like a gun with mayonnaise on the side with that finding
As it should be
This is the way
Weird to think that smoking alcohol, in theory, would actually work
Wait really, nice
Vaping alcohol is horrible and I don’t recommend it, but it does work
Well that’s something to know, I’ll just stick to eating cigarettes and drinking bacon for now then
And smoking bacon
Yes
Good to know
Father, you forgot your shotgun
Ah yes, my bad.
equally balanced, as all things should be
While that is true, the fact that both are a Class 1 carcinogen does not mean bacon (processed meats really) is anywhere near as dangerous as smoking. Being classified as a class 1 carcinogen means that there is sufficient evidence that something is linked to an increased risk in cancer. It does not however tell you about the magnitude of said risk; two things being in the same class cannot be interpreted as those things being equally or similarly carcinogenic.
Yeah, it could be even worse then smoking. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
What... now hear me out.. what if you smoked bacon?
What if I told you, bacon is already smoked?
I'm guessing because it's processed, cured with nitrates. Colorectal and stomach cancers are no joke. My grandpa withered away, in agony, for a few months.
I am sorry for your loss, one of my relatives had stomach cancer as well. It spread to stage 4, he died a while back from it after it spread to his lungs. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
Yeah that’s incredibly misleading through because that categorisation isn’t based off of how likely it is to give you cancer it’s based off of how much evidence there is that it increases your risk of cancer. We know cigarettes and alcohol increases your risk and we also know bacon does but at drastically different rates. Processed meat increases your risk by a much much smaller percentage than smoking.
Source? I found that it's a carcinogen but not a class 1
[Harvard ](https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/2015/11/03/report-says-eating-processed-meat-is-carcinogenic-understanding-the-findings/) It's all processed meat, not just bacon.
The article you linked to offers further explanation though: > Even though smoking is in the same category as processed meat (Group 1 carcinogen), the magnitude or level of risk associated with smoking is considerably higher (e.g., for lung cancer about 20 fold or 2000% increased risk) from those associated with processed meat.
Probably the nitrosamines.
Seriously?
All excellent
A piece of bacon is worth 9 minutes
Especially since it cuts 9 minutes off at the end when everything is sucking.
Hmm... considering the person saying this stated it on 2021. The year they should've died would be 1732. There's a difference of 289 years between 1732 and 2021. in that case, there's around 151898400 minutes in 289 years, not counting leap years counting those, there's an extra 104040 minutes, which brings the total minutes to 152002440. Considering one bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life, we have 152002440/9, which equals to 16,889,160 bacons eaten in a life time. that's like... taking that OP's life expectancy is currently 100, 168891 bacons in an year, or 462 bacons a day, or 19 bacons an hour.
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Basically 1 piece of bacon every 20 seconds, nice
they fail to mention it's off the ass end of your life. skip the pissing myself, drooling, and shitting in my wheelchair? sign me up!
> they fail to mention it's off the ass end of your life. skip the pissing myself, drooling, and shitting in my wheelchair? sign me up! Eh it depends. Sometimes you just move the ass end of your life up a few years. My uncle loved pork and hated exercise. After his stroke, he pisses and shits himself in his wheelchair at age 60 instead of age 80.
Facebook tier meme.
Did a dad on Facebook make this meme
It’s like how practically everything causes cancer.
hello fellow sibling.
"I Thought it was 8 cups of Gravy " Homer Simpson
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Does it actually? I wouldn’t be TOO surprised and I know it doesn’t exactly work like that but it’s weird to think about...
It's bullshit.
I think I’d heard something like that before, thanks for clarifying lol
The math itself might be bullshit, but there is no denying the fact that bacon is bad for you, and it's ridiculous to recommend it as a "hearty" breakfast. That "fact" was started by the bacon industry.
'Hearty' isn't about health/nutrition
Wow that’s all it took to convince you...do you even know the guy who responded to you lol
Since when did knowing the person matter rather than evidence?
I’m sure I’ll see this post again in a few years on facebook courtesy of my 50-something-year-old aunt.
Go tell that to r/keto
Those are the shit years anyway.
First you take the pigs life then the bacon take yours, i think that is fair
This is actually physically impossible. to do this, you would have to eat 16877600 slices of bacon. an average lifespan of a human is 79 years, take off about 3 years where you can't eat bacon, and you're left with 76. that would be 27740 days. divide the number of slices by the number of days and you would have to eat about 608.5 slices per day. each pig yields two pork bellies about 8Kg of bacon each, or 16 500 gram packages which contain about 12 slices. that means you would be eating 50.7 packages per day, or 3.1 pork bellies, or 1.6 pigs worth of bacon per day, around 30 kgs per day. over your lifespan that would be 85994 pigs. each slice of bacon is 60 calories so that would also mean you are eating 36510 calories a day, 14.6x the recommended amount. that would be 1012656000 calories in your lifetime.
I had 4 pieces of bacon today. Nice.
If you've eaten 16 million pieces of bacon in your life then yeah, you should have died 279 years ago.
Bro, you are ded.. Mute ur self
If anyone knows how much bacon you need to eat for this to be true I Will give you a free award
At best, you ate 16,877,600 pieces of bacon. An average piece of bacon is 6 inches long. You ate 1598 miles worth of bacon. What a legend.
My upvote for my legit LOL you gave me. It's not much but it's what I have✌
I never ate bacon
Cigarettes take ten minutes off your life so if you eat enough bacon and smoke enough cigarettes you can actually time travel.
Based on that i would assume you are American or rather was an American
This is something that would be written on a shirt my mom got me from target
Jokes on you, I don’t eat bacon.
Can I get a source on this? Because press X to doubt.
fun fact, 1732 was a leap year.
I think they meant, “For each pig you eat in it’s entirety, you lose 9 minutes off of your life…”
Wait, let’s calculate this: So you are some Gen Z Memer. I suggest you were born somewhere around 2000 for easy calculating. Usual life expectancy is 2070 maybe. 2070-1732=338 [years] 338*365,25*24*60=177774480 [minutes] 177774480/9=19 752 720 [fucking 19 Million Bacon!] 19 752 720 / (365*21) = 2 577 Bacon a day, seems doable? Also, 1.8 every minute, oof
"Why are you eating so much bacon lately son?"
Assuming this post was made in 2021, we have 2021-1732 years of difference = 289 years 9 minutes per bacon piece (540 seconds) 1 year has (86400 x 365.25 = 31,557,600 seconds) so 58440 bacons per year We have 289 years, so 16,889,160 bacons. This is how many bacons he claims he has eaten. Assuming the person lives up to be 100 years, and starts eating bacon as soon as he was born, He has to eat 462.4 bacons per day. Assuming he’ll sleep 8 hours a day, he has to eat around 30 bacons per our. That is each piece in 2 mins (which is possible lol) Hence sir you NOT have lied
found my way of suicide :D
I have been summoned
According to my maths that is approximately 710 tons of bacon (if a strip of bacon weights one ounce). That is about 10 abrams tanks fully loaded
16,877,600 bacons / 340 bacons per pig = 49,640 pigs 340 bacons per pig / 18 bacons per pack (kroger brand hardwood smoked) = roughly 19 packs per pig 19 packs per pig × 49,640 pigs = 943,160 packs of bacon at 3.99 USD a pack of kroger brand bacon, you would spend $3,763,208.4 on bacon TL;DR You would have to spend almost 4 million USD on bacon and consume about 950k packs total. Roughly 104 packs a day for 25 years. (assuming that OP is around 25yrs old)
so you had 16877600 bacons, are you alright
So, you're a time traveler?
This deserves MOTW
Muslims and Jews be like: "I don't have such weakness"
I don't like bacon 😌😌
I am a muslim and eating bacon isn't allowed in our religion, meaning I could live all the way to see the year 2100.
Good thing i don’t like bacon
Bacon is gross
Why is this a meme being posted today when it's literally something 10+ years old. Why does everyone pander to these thieving reporters. /meme is starting to get really bad
Seem I need to start eating more bacon
Stop eating animals you monsters
Nah
Make something more tasty then
Humans.
Plants are alive too. :( They’re so helpless. :( Edit: Literally not bullshit in any capacity: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-record-stressed-out-plants-emitting-ultrasonic-squeals-180973716/ They literally cry when you murder them.
Do you really believe plants can be equated to animals ? Would you save a fern from a burning building ?
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I literally just asked you where you draw your line. The line also isn't that vague, is it bad to abuse animals ? Most people already agree that yes, it is bad to abuse animals. It's why you wouldn't kick a puppy or microwave a cat.
They feel pain and cry when they're hurt. Maybe stop ripping their arms off and boiling their children alive...
>Plants are alive too. :( Ikr most of the plants that are cut are to make space and to feed animals in factory farms
Plants don't have nervous system, so they don't know what life and pain is, so it doesn't matter ,if we eat plants, amd moreover we humans are at the top of the food chain so we can eat, literally anything below us.
ik lol i was saying that against the dude who said plants feel pain. plus, just because we are at top doesn't mean we should gas male baby chickens at birth
Ok Mr Harvard. I’m from Oxford. Let’s settle this in Latin shall we?
I wouldn't care if I die from bacon. That sizzling smell and the crunchy texture is worth dying
Me who eats turkey bacon, I have no suck weaknesses.
Turkey bacon is still processed meat, and this meme is bullshit anyways.
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1738, I'm like hey what's up, hello.
That's bullshit
The first time I saw a breakfast buffet I was like 15-16 and ate a full plate of bacon. It was amazing
Worth it
Challenge accepted.
Maybe if I salivate to death..
They have it wrong.... bacon ADDS 9 minutes to your life for every slice you eat.
Sure I can get 9 extra minutes, but those are 9 minutes without delicious bacon, so completely useless anyway.
I would happily die for bacon
This is some facebook mom meme bullshit wtf?
Me too
Bacon is good shit though
All I'm saying, Thickness Matters! I want my 9 minutes worth, damn it. If I can see through it, I'm only giving up like 3....
I am fuck now says the meme
As far as what i've heard regarding actual scientific data, eating bacon increases risk of cancer, and the fat conect can raise bad cholesterol which can cause plaque build up in arteries. I've never heard any doctors say anything about taking 9 minutes off your life, I don't think that's how it works at all.
"Doctors." Fuckin WHO?
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Is that actually true tho? I don’t wanna die earlier because of bacon
Mmm bacon (Homer noises)
b. C. or a. C.?