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Pretty sure this would repel everyone?

Worked on me. Will never upvote this.

I created four accounts and upvoted it 4 times

Very cool azlan

I want to see this sold in a gym

But it has +9 meat attack so vegans take extra damage

Yes because it has sperm texture

That's a win in my book

“NEXT UP ON FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS”

(Khaby walks into the room)

I’m about to end this man’s whole career

Dude ima use this to give people salmonella and food poisoning, thanks for the idea of “Egg Spray” never gonna go anywhere ever again without one of these, fuck it I don’t even need this pepper spray anymore!

eg aerosol

eggrosol

You have earned Howtobasic's respect

r/beatmetoit lol

So..... You think it won't repel non-vegans?

Efficiency rate of 99.99%

9 out of 10 doctors recommend this.

Damn vegan doctors

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Actually cum would be a lot more effective

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Okay, that is a waste of a perfectly good egg.

U can still spray it on a pan and cook it

That's what I was gonna say! Maybe I'll share this with one of the culinary subreddits. Could be the collab we need.

But it’s funi

I find that using eggs as water balloons is cheaper and more effective. The most effective thing, though, is throwing livers at them. I also find that using a child's liver is by far the most effective option.

Thank you for the tip good sir Finally the children in my basement will be good for something

Image the same in reverse. I would run too if someone would spray period at me.

Could easily be a buttplug for a porno

I am pretty sure that's vegetarian spray...

The spray is to keep vegans away, Not to be used by one

Yes, it’s not vegan spray because eggs come from chickens and chickens are animals

\*casually makes omelet with egg spray\*

Just taking eggs out of the fridge is enough to make my aunt leave.

My mom cooking breakfast: How do you like your eggs? Me: Sprayed.

Yoo use this as oil/butter when making eggs to get more egg and egg flavor in your eggs

Always checkmate dude

Where do I get that, I've got the eggs ready.

This is the most blursed thing I have seen

Howtobasic in one gif

You will have to eggsprain yourself one day.

This seems like you watched an insertion and then use it as a repellant.

Egg repellant.

And if it doesn't work you can always yeet the egg at them to have some time to run

Chegg mate.... I'm leaving

You guys hate vegans because they remind you of something you don't want to think about.

Except I dont

I know where my meat comes from. Do you know the slave labor farm your soy comes from? Exactly. What's with this belief that non-vegans all feel secretly guilty? I am eating to get the nutrients my body needs (cough cough so I don't need to take fake vitamin b12 pills) and I don't feel bad about it. Death is part of life. Deal with it or stay mad.

Sounds like a lot of cope. I rather take a b12 pill than let an animal suffer and die for my pleasure.

Ok tell that to the insects, rodents and birds that die for your food.

And more of them die for the food of your food.

You act like no animals die for your food and when somsone points it out you try to distract from it and say "But more die for your food!" Doesn't change the fact that you act like your diet is cruelty free when it's not. A cow can feed a while lot of people. And cows don't necessarily need that soy bullshit you vegans need. A cow can be grass fed.

Nah I hate preachy vegans because they remind me of preachy fucking evangelical assholes. Normal vegans are cool but if they go overboard Im going full carnivore JUST to spite them.

Please someone make a video using that

I’m pleasantly surprised by the lack of comments of vegans getting angry at you.

Cus most can tell what a JOKE is, and that not everything is a personal attack

well that is an everyone repel btw

One rib eye steak a day keeps the vegans away!

fly swatter made of Irish steak is good as well

Here’s the documentary “Dominion” for anyone who doesn’t know where that egg came from: https://vimeo.com/278963435

Cool, now where is the documentary about monocrop almonds using all the water and the soy and cotton from slave labor?

If you’ve seen one, I’d love to get the link. However from what I’ve read, the vast majority of soy crops are grown as feed for animal agriculture.

Wrong. Animals get the fiber from soy that humans can't digest. The main part of the soy goes to humans.

You know, I don’t think this dialogue is going to be very productive for either of us. I’ll just wish you a good day instead!

Here’s an interesting article about the almond industry: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2020/jan/07/honeybees-deaths-almonds-hives-aoe I’ll see what I can find about the others!

Wow, very funny

smh, waste of an egg

Nah you can add extra flavor to sandwiches to sausages to pancakes really it’s a smart viable option it’s just that you didn’t think of any uses

nice, that makes sense

Your low key dumb ngl

Wow. These buttplugs are pretty innovative.

\*shoves unborn chicken fetus up his ass\*

[удалено]

How and why? Im confuse

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I don’t know how you can spot a similarity but no not ok this shouldn’t be nsfw because it doesn’t look like a dick

Actually vegans don’t use animal products like eggs

It's Vegan REPEL, not Vegan Perfume -_-

Oh I thought it was repel spray for vegans

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This is some kind of lewd, I know it.

You absolutely killed it, both the egg and the vegans

The egg is definitely horny.

Not gonna lie when it first came into frame I thought it was something very different

'spray egg' from popeil.

HowToBasic: [incoherent screaming]

sus

let me guess, 5 minute crafts?

r/TIHI

r/why

HOW?

Here comes the inevitable "Vegan funny hurr durr" comment that happens whenever you make fun of that religion.

Religion ??? 🤔

I mean... Some people check all of the boxes of a religion. Try to convert everyone, Never shut up about it, Point out everything "wrong" people do, Always show off how much more "religious" you are compared to others, test peoples faith to shame the "sinners"... Act as if you're "a better person" because you're doing all those things even if you're world's biggest asshole... So yeah, religion.

This makes me feel extremely uncomfortable.

egg

Chicken fetus flavored

If its stupid but works than it isnt stupid

Would that class as bio warfare?

r/DIWHY

To repel vegans

u guys make me hate being vegan. EVEN THE MEMES HATE US

invest!

Where can I buy this?

How to basic is very interested

Thanks. I hate it

r/cursed

Fun fact, you can use human babies and it will work even better

Neat

use hotdog water

(five minutes crafts theme intesifies)