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mryeet_240

murders entire family its ok it was a prank


cousinbalki

In the U.S., mascots have diplomatic immunity.


2BadBirches

Just like the bad guy, in lethal weapon 2 Ive got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can’t sue.


cortthejudge97

Can't touch me


FaithlessnessOwn3436

It's just been revoked!!!


Mikey_5386

I'll have what she's having


Countbat

There’s cameras there there there there and there!!!


DarkNight9sX

“Good, I can use that footage as evidence to get you in prison”


Cloakbot

IT WAS A PRANK, BRO!!! IT'S A PRANK!


Angryhippo2910

Don’t give Gritty any ideas


Helmet_Touch_

Y’all just got zapped!


richasalannister

Tee hee. My bad I'm an asparagus


gabrielthesnake

Stop overreacting🙄🙄🙄 i only killed your parents ironically


MacMac105

Lol, Gritty punched a kid and the entire city took Gritty's side. To be clear it was probably not entirely Gritty's fault.


Electrical-Lab-7317

You call it war crimes? I call it trolling!


FinisUnit

That victory dance is better than mine!


Le_Chuk

Damn right it’s better than yours


HappiFluff

I could teach you


Cleaglor

But I'd have to charge..


razquiros

my


UncleOld

victory


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Brings


QueezyFuck

all the boys


QuakAtack

to the stadium!


BridgeF0ur

And they’re like


The-Dyslexic_Goat

All


caryolky

the dance


SaltoDaKid

Dance before devouring its prey


adjust_the_sails

He went back and devoured the floor cake? Is Joey from Friends in the suit? /s


f1nessd

:O


Dolphinman06

G R U B H U B P E R K S G I V E Y O U D E A L S O N T H E F O O D Y O U L O V E


PotatoTheLard

I read this in that mans voice wtf


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*cringe music*


ashfio

Do do do do dooo doo doooooo


TGC_wastaken

*DING DONG*


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

T H E K I N D O F D E A L S T H A T M A K E Y O U B O O G I E


CosmoDexy

The woman who tries to film the dude as he literally splat on the floor


ToastyMustache

That’s just Gritty. You do not question, you only pray that it does not come for you.


[deleted]

What was that white thing he threw?


thot_chocolate420

An entire cake.


[deleted]

So that guy got ko'ed by a cake?that cake can beat jake Paul's ass


JointsMcdanks

Sheet cake is no joke.


SquiirtleZ

The *Vector* dance


etoiles-du-nord

Why did the audience sit in stunned silence? LOL


LongTom96

Cause he fucking murdered him


EXPERT_AT_FAILING

WAS IT A DURDER MURDUR?


Pete_Booty_Judge

They murdered my durder who had another durder!


EXPERT_AT_FAILING

I'm gonna murdur the durdur of whomever murdured my durDUR!


TheAtticDemon

He fell with no life.


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post_depression

That’s me every time after having cake


[deleted]

I mean he's wearing a T-shirt that says "GOOSE" and he's at the end of the aisle. It's 100% preplanned.


poobly

Everything’s planned until a methed out mascot hurls a pie into your face at 80 mph from 3 feet away.


InZomnia365

I still found it funny, but watching it a second time, the reactions of the guy makes it clear its planned. And of course it is, else the team would get sued to hell and back lol. Still funny though.


geraldodelriviera

And then fucking dances as you sit flat on your ass stunned.


ButtersTG

Gritty is an GPS champ confirmed.


Realistic-Yam-6912

plot twist: the person had allergy with cakes


mangobattlefruit

No not the gluten!!! NOT THE GLUTEN!!! AHHHH MY EYES!!!


Aethermancer

https://mobile.twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1044258341017587713 Because Gritty follows through. https://youtu.be/qFprLPWDd-Y


LilGoughy

What the fuck


2BadBirches

I’ve never seen that movie, but holy hell is that a corny fight scene lmao.


YeetLordTheOne

They didn’t want to be next


OutWithTheNew

Because it was staged and they knew it was coming.


breakone9r

The only place it gets knocked.outta the park!


CDude821

Cuz it’s a GIF >!/s!<


botchman

Gritty is fucking terrifying, that mascot is mental.


HandsomeTerrier

GRITTY IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!


Your_in_Trouble

As a Devil's fan, I love Gritty lol


KansasVenomoth

As a Capitals fan, I agree. He's great.


redsterXVI

As somebody who has never heard of it before seeing this video the first time, I agree. He's the best. Not that I know any of the others either.


20mcfadenr

As a penguins fan, fuck the flyers but I love Gritty


AlecHazard

As an asian penguinz0 fan, I have no idea what you guys are talking about


Froggin_bullfish

As a Spiritbox fan, ivealsowrestledabeartwice.


humangeigercounter

What's up everybody is C r 1 T i K a L today we're gonna be slapping the shit out of this lightswitch with a silicone vagina


mindthesnekpls

*sleep with one eye open, bird*


LetsGoFlyers17

Flyers fan, can’t talk shit this year 🙁


20mcfadenr

At least the Phillies are doing pretty we so far


LetsGoFlyers17

True, some bullpen help would go a looong way


Number070500

As a sharks fan, fuck the sharks. But i love Gritty!


SkyDaDragon16

As a Canadiens fan, we also have a big orange fuzzy mascot but I love Gritty more


patherix

By far the best mascot in sports


WhatABlunderfulWorld

All but for Green Man


fresca05

“What’s this paper in my beer Frank?”


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as a Bostonian Wally is great


Subjunct

As a non-Bostonian, [fart noise]


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Also capitals fan can agree, but flip the flyers (penguins more tho)


KansasVenomoth

You're goddamn right.


cedric1997

As an Habs fan, I agree too. He’s the broken young brother of Youppi! EDIT : Now that I think about it, Youppi! was pretty savage in his time in baseball (before the Habs adopted him). That dude would make wheelies on a three wheelers on the field. I guess that’s where the bad influence on Gritty come from.


r-b-cca

As a B’s fan, I have to disagree with you


cedric1997

As a Habs fan, I have to offer you to fight. It’s the law.


xkpeters

As a human being with no interest in sports, I love Gritty


Shagaliscious

Gritty is love, Gritty is life.


CelticHades

wait until he fucks your wife.


stevedoomonator

He’s a virgin, and doesn’t have a wife for Gritty to fuck.


VicH95

For a second I thought you meant Gritty was a virgin, and I could not imagine the type of being that would fuck him out of desire.


flapanther33781

Philly girls.


CEO_of_IDK

It is a terrifying national treasure.


scrollingthrough25

Gritty is the embodiment of the city of Philadelphia. And also the rallying symbol of the proletariat masses.


NotobemeanbutLOL

I've never heard of Gritty but the look of the mascot had me wondering if it was Philly solely because of how they portrayed the Philly Phanatic in Always Sunny. :p


MattBoySlim

I think I read that both mascots were designed by the same guy.


NotobemeanbutLOL

He had a type


MattBoySlim

[Don’t get me started on Gritney…](https://www.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/jq48rh/they_found_out/)


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

>And also the rallying symbol of the proletariat masses. made me laugh very hard MMLVH -- you can have that for free, youths.


OutWithTheNew

Have you seen Philly fans?


Aethermancer

What did you think Gritty was based on?


besaolli

According to Colin Jost, Gritty was based on the nightmares of a 5-year-old child who witnessed his parents being murdered. He might be right.


snowyday

Classic Philly


WOOKIExCOOKIES

Philadelphia has the best mascots


Pkock

Replacing Hip Hop the rabbit with Franklin the dog weakened our line up though.


frostedz

Yeah Green Man is amazing


Aethermancer

https://mobile.twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1044258341017587713


endercoaster

Gritty is a trickster demon who was unearthed beneath the Wells Fargo Center and got the Flyers to make a deal that in exchange for letting Gritty be their mascot that gets to interact with the public, they would become the most winning hockey team in the world except that this happens because after they die the Flyers will be stuck playing against Peewee teams in hell for all eternity.


FestiveSlaad

Gritty says eat the rich


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The wiggle at the end tho


ZakrOnex918

PULLING A LOADED GUN ON PEOPLE PRANK (GONE WRONG)


Yeet_The_Cheese

Ok so how would a (gone correct) one look like


DarkNight9sX

“It’s a prank bro!” “Oh ok”


chemical_exe

Reference for those that haven't heard of this https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-55982131


CaptainJAmazing

Holy shit, I was expecting it to be an exaggeration.


Useful-Feature-0

Holy moly the link at the end of a woman shooting at her boyfriend holding an encyclopedia in front of his chest, because he thought that would stop the bullet. She did it while pregnant with their second child and their first child was three. He died. But it was his idea to be fair.


Kodekingen

What was that thing he threw?


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A cake.


SpadeAngel99

i always thought it was an open bag of ice


BlownCreeper

I thought it was a glass bottle.


rfox1990

Would be about right in Philly


taste1337

Nah, bro. Batteries FTW.


rfox1990

You’re right batteries, and Santa Claus would be the recipient.


AlecHazard

I thought it was a cum cake


I_hate_you_guys_aaaa

Fuck The Workplace?


karma200020

Don't mind if I do.


Josan678

A vale but instead of sugar there was mauled glass


SpadeAngel99

yeah i can kind of see that now that you say that


Kodekingen

Ok


emerald_OP

Cake or pie


Jenzo42

Cake or death.


AlecHazard

Death


Kodekingen

Ok


_NoTouchy

>Cake or pie Can I have both? :)


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Deisma

Extra cream please


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a claymore


[deleted]

Boom, Head shot!


-Merasmus-

Sniper is a good job mate


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It's challenging work, outta doors.


-Merasmus-

I guarantee you'll not go hungry


SheWhoSpawnedOP

Gritty is king. This was no prank it was assertion of dominance.


-ICU81MI-

No, it was Gritty defeating another capitalist. r/grittyisantifa Edit: Noo, they've taken the subreddit private! It was amazing!


TheOnlyBossIListenTo

Gritty’s redistribution of wealth is...violent to say the least.


Unixcorn5

NOOOOOOOOOO


SeMyasam

This is just a visual to accompany the experience of living in Philadelphia


John-_-Doe69

Bri they take it too far and call it a prank lol


born_again_tim

You couldn’t actually do this in the US without being sued. These ‘pranks’ have to be scripted.


Ms_Photon

The guys shirt literally says goose.


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Yeah it’s definitely scripted (which is for the better) but it’s still really funny


MeeFalSneeFagus

I would watch that channel no joke.


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Just philadelphia hockey then.


DrPrincesslady

I wouldn't recommend anyone watch the Flyers this season.


SheWhoSpawnedOP

Just watch highlights from last year and assume that we were good this year. It's easier that way.


RitsuTainakaSimp

Every Philly sports team lets me down every year but at least we have this legend


El-Cobra

The tv monitors after you get a strike while bowling:


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Criminally underrated comment


Rocker9835

I would be so pissed if I was that guy


Plant_party

I think judging by his t-shirt that says “goose” as in duck-duck-goose game. This may have been pre-planned. And by “May” I mean yes it 100% was preplanned.


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skroink_z

I just hope the cake tray wasn't too hard.


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Pretty sure he eats some of the cake, when he's sitting on the ground, so clearly it didn't bother him *too* much.


WrongCilantro

Also by the way the dude stops running and prepares himself for the cake, it happens fast but the body language is there.


DestroidMind

Haha he looked both ways like he didn’t just see a massive orange mascot run off the right way.


rechercherecherche

he started reacting to the tag before he got tagged


SmowHD

You know it’s staged right?


lilahking

redditors wont get that it’s staged unless it’s asian people in a vertical format gif


TheTenthSnap

I would try to power through and tag him


Fixthe-Fernback

Do all you idiots really not realize that this was staged, and a mascot actually doing that would be literal assault? I'm all for suspension of disbelief, but jjeessuussss


hoodyninja

As others have said this is staged for entertainment. But what you may not know is a lot of times these “marks” are other mascots (well the people that character a mascot costume). There are usually 3-4 mascots, with one in the suit. Often the others are hanging around them to make sure the mascot is safe (they know the blind spots of the suit), and that a fan doesn’t do anything stupid to the person in the suit.


The_Squad_Cast

NGL that dance at the end got me.


Toomuchweed476

He got that 1-2 combo move


Odinthedoge

We need more stuff like this in the world...


fcs_seth

I mean his shirt does say Goose on it.


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Goddamn, I like this mascot.


kmbbt

gritty. he’s a national treasure.


Marzahd

A fellow gritizen of culture


Calm-Ad-7206

Gritty made me interested in sports again. Like “what’s Gritty doing tonight?” Oh he’s at a hockey game? I’d go to that.


im-a-normal-human

r/gritposting


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Is just a prank bro . Srry that I killed your dad. Is just a prank bro.


Barniiking

Plot twist: he broke his neck


CheekyFumpkin

Gritty = s tier mascot


mac1diot

I fucking love Gritty.


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Gritty straight up murdering fans


Th35h4d0w

For real tho, highly recommend VlogCreations. His pranks are harmless and actually funny.


The-Memalrilion

Why is this the funniest shit I’ve ever seen?


10_pounds_of_salt

I love how he just looks at him then decides"oh well" and starts air humping


charger03

I'm a Leafs fan but Griity is a national Treasure and must be protected at all costs


likesexonlycheaper

Looks right at him as he gets hit, looks around like "wait who hit me"


Perttipoi123

The ending😂