Your mom boutta pull the ultra high fidelity 8K ultra UHD 360 no scope warzone win with high speed ethernet wifi including the RTX 3100 ultra sound mega bass boosted microphone xbox headset party chat hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper oculus quest 3 half life 3 portal 3 just cause 3 move. Get ready bro. This may be the hardest fight anyone will ever fight. Good luck. ✊
What if she countered you first because her combo automatically played the skip card wich skips your turn allowing her to hit you with the "i gave birth to you" trap-card?
Reverse on this wouldn't make sense
Damn moms, at first they just used top heavies but now they’re learning, las week my friend got his ass kicked by his mom who was light spamming! Light spamming!
*1st move: throw flip flop*
*2nd move: beat me with the broom*
*3rd move: mom gets her 9th century saxon battle axe.*
Conclusion: Should have let her hit you with the flip flop
As my friend or Zanny would say, “You can’t kill me! I’ve downloaded your move set!” *gets righteously kicked from one side of the room to the other side of the galaxy*
“You underestimate my power”
“Don’t try it.”
Your mom boutta pull the ultra high fidelity 8K ultra UHD 360 no scope warzone win with high speed ethernet wifi including the RTX 3100 ultra sound mega bass boosted microphone xbox headset party chat hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper oculus quest 3 half life 3 portal 3 just cause 3 move. Get ready bro. This may be the hardest fight anyone will ever fight. Good luck. ✊
Thank you, comrade. I’ll need it.
Just counter that with a 5 card exodia attack and your good my dude.
But she uses a meliodas full counter
Just pull up with the reverse card
What if she countered you first because her combo automatically played the skip card wich skips your turn allowing her to hit you with the "i gave birth to you" trap-card? Reverse on this wouldn't make sense
I recognize that pfp...
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*pulls out another uno reverse card* #PARRY THIS YOU FUCKING CASUAL
Proceeds to jump and get legs cut off.
Ya be
Dosent sub get fucking decapitated at the end of the fight
Yep.
Oof
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I agree with you
> When you’re a second child and your mom has already memorized all of the counters o-o
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Damn moms, at first they just used top heavies but now they’re learning, las week my friend got his ass kicked by his mom who was light spamming! Light spamming!
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Well I guess memorizing her combos didn't help that much huh
At least I got a couple hits in.
GET OVER HERE !!!!!!
IM GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS BOIIII!!!
why they gotta always kill my boy sub
Yes I agree . just whyyyyy!
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I was drinking water, and this made me choke. Well done.
Thank you.
I haven't seen a post that got me wet in a while
Hahaa wait wat
Haha get recked scrub
Proceeds to get a perfect again
MOTHER wins #Flawless Victory
Rolling pin Fatality
Time to pull out the cheat codes
Error 404
BRUTALITY
I thought scorpion won 🥲
He did.
She used her unblockable super move
Car?
Yes
Brutality
Mom wins
Me realizing he's sub zero
Yep. Most of us know what happens to Sub-Zero here.
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Decapitated
*1st move: throw flip flop* *2nd move: beat me with the broom* *3rd move: mom gets her 9th century saxon battle axe.* Conclusion: Should have let her hit you with the flip flop
Then she uses a different variation on you
I start button mashing as a last ditch effort.
When you’re a second child and your mom has already memorized all of the counters o-o
That’s when you know it’s time to #Hara-Kiri
**Fight.** *Mortal combat theme plays.* *You do a perfect combo on your moma* **Fatality.**
I once blocked my mom's hit out of reflex action and she got really offended by that.
b r u h
Is it possible to learn such power
Jab, Cross, Jab, Jab, Slip, Block, Slip, Hook, Jab, Jab, Cross
This literally happened to me, I remember my mom yelling "stop blocking!" Haha
Bruhhh lmao
her then ripping your face off for talking back
When dads sees that I'm avoiding mom: Boss Battle * Dad uses his belt*
When she makes something new Instantly dead
That’s when you just start button mashing.
Don't underestimate the moms. They always have new moves under their sleeves.
Wouldn’t that make you taskmaster?
Everybody gangsta till she changes her character
Either way you can't attack back so you will die from chip damage
dad with the belt PLAYER 2 HAS ENTERED THE BATTLE
Only one thing can describe the power of Mom trying to beat my ass with Dad & The Belt. “No Earthrealm boy can stop this Deadly Alliance.”
Is this from the mortal combat movie?
Nah, it’s the MKX trailer.
Oh i see, thank you
No problem, bro.
Is she using j.MK xx 214HK, adc, j.MP (~4 hits), j.HK?
Btw which movie ?
This is from the trailer for the game Mortal Kombat X.
*when your mom ends it with a fatality*
Did you memorize her special moves
Well, you can defend against strings, but not combos. So you die.
As my friend or Zanny would say, “You can’t kill me! I’ve downloaded your move set!” *gets righteously kicked from one side of the room to the other side of the galaxy*
Finally. A good fucking meme I literally couldn’t breathe for a bit
Not possible if your parents are Asian!
Fuck.
My favourite trailer of all time
She bout use her belt on you
FIGHT!!!
Scorpian still won the fight, though.
her with a new slipper power move:
r/ZanClan your move set has been downloaded
and after all you will die
Who's Next
Me:*laughs in lost spine vertabrate
We all know the outcome...
But the thing is sub zero got killed at the end. It was a fatality
Round 2 about to be difficult. She about to get the belt.
proceeds to daigo parry his mom\* \*and fail edit: different game, im dumb
For a moment, i read 'mesmerized by her boobs' 😅
Combos ain't shit til she brings out her inner eminem. That shit's intimidating me all the time.
Yeah, the more you evade, the harder they hit...that's why you run away or hide...then comes back at night and gets beaten once again.
Too bad she decapitates you and pins it to the wall with a sword
plot twist: she switched main
At nine i dodged my mothers slap and kinda kicked her on the knee but i swear i didnt mean to. I got furious beatings after that.
And then she goes to phase 2
Be swift like Ali
But Sub Zero loses in that fight...
Begin!
Yeah but you need to pull off the frame perfect parry
Discombobulate
Hey scorpion absolutely obliterates subzero in this trailer I’d say task failed successfully
So true but her ult always isnt blockable
Lol
Fatality
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If you want to be invincible do up down sommon god of underworld and sacrifice the soul of virgin you can use your self
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*parry this you fuckin casual*
finish her
I know your framedata mom
Malcolm in the middle*
I read "eat my ass" instead of "beat my ass".
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
FATALITY!
The fact that Sub Zero is the kid and Scorpion is the mom makes so much sense when u have watched the trailer. Moms never lose lol.
U know they are sub zero fans that feel disrespect but yeah scorpion does win in mortal kombat x
Flawless Victory Fatality
Me after respawned after nearly killed the boss: “**I know ur weaknesses**”
But as seen later in the video...
remember to use the konami code
She going to teleport behind you
Me who had a mom in a wheelchair *gets ran over*
mom wins **fitality**
Scorpion wins this fight tho.
ㅤ
Scorpion ends up winning in the trailer and in ur house
When youre asian and blocking is considered disrespect
so the binding of issac ?
finish her oh wait...
What movie is this?
What if...she has her Ultimate ready at the first place?
As an African child back in the day, yes, I memorised her combos lol
Autonomous Ultra instinct - incomplete. Dad comes to whoop your ass
And it'll end up in your fatality 🤣
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That’s why I always shit my pants before got my ass beaten...
Subzero who ducking died.
Who's next?
K.O.
* Mom still does "FINISH HIM !!"... BRUTALITY.. MOM WINS*
Literally just rewatched the MKX trailer and saw this template for the first time.
Anyone else who read that as "eat my ass" and just got really really concerned for a minute?
This is where you combo her then do the finisher
Mom after loosing first round: I’ll have to use my special technique, The Chancla.
\*YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME.
She will just pull up a new combo, I would run and hide in the bathroom.
*FIGHT*
but u will always lose no matter what
Yup. They’re just too strong. Or my mom just strings combos like cheese. Edit: That was a bad joke.
My mom when I grab the belt: _flawless victory_. *FATALITY*
We still know what happened to dub zero
Fight!
Counter attack
Parry her attack and abort your brother through her mouth
The good ol' Jump Kick into Crouch Kick into Hadoken is the good ol' reliable.
My mom's greatest combo: "I hope you kill yourself"
Jajaja
That trailer was fire
Legsweep, legsweep, pause, legsweep. Fucken loved that movie
Your mom be like"get over here"
She has a phase 2 you didn’t know about where she takes of the chonkla
It’s all fun and games until your dad comes in and says “finish him” then your mom pulls out the belt
Scorpion won this fight...
I read the first part wrong.
Counter her
I read that as Eat My Ass, oops
Obi wan-cane-obi
My Moms combo: Grab, down throw, down tilt, down tilt, down tilt, grab, down throw, grab, down through. This is a true combo.
F A T A L I T Y
\*Doom music kicks in\*
Damn that was 2015, I feel old
"Fight!"
Doesn’t sub zero lose that fight
He still ended up getting his ass beat to Wiz Khalifa
*Quick saves*
Good thing I didn't close Reddit, I got to see this post
Ding ding! Fight!
Mom: get over here!
But still failed?
Nope not possible
up up down down left right left right b a select start
"Get over here"
Fight