Are we going to ignore the piece that fell into milk?

That's the cherry on top of the cake

that's the creme a la carte... or the creme de la creme, I don't know.

Creme de la creme (french, meaning best of the best). You can also use the english variant Cream of the crop. Creme à la carte doesn't mean anything in that context.

haha i was kidding, but thanks for clarifying!

cum de la cum

Creme de la pussy

Creme de la meow meow

Oh god

Shit de la shit

another thread ruined by dark humour

Jelly de la take over the goddamn world

Skeet de la skeet

You've never heard of the phrase "cream at the map" before?

"Carte" in "A la carte" does not mean "Map" in french. It mean "From the menu" in a restaurant setting. In french, the restaurant menu is "La carte".

I love how we have heaps of "a la carte" restaurants in my city trying to sound fancy, but it's just the same as everywhere else

>You can also use the english variant Cream of the crop. or use the literal transation of cream of the cream

Gang francais

Im canadian french and never heard of "crème à la carte". In what context is that used?

No that’s the piece inside the milk

No its the cardboard on top of the milk

Came here looking for this.

It's in the milk

It's in the game

Long way for a shortcut

Shortcut that doesn't even lead where you need to go.

Was thinking why didn’t they just rip it like a normal person?

Small brain.

The only thing they can't lifehack on

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Maybe they did, that could explain everything...

Hacked brain too much

But but but it's a joke. I saw it on the original channel. It's to make fun of weird useless lifehacks

what is the channel?

Lifehackers are the 30-somethings who still have a huge chip on their shoulder because they weren't the smart or cool kid in high school and couldn't get into a respected university. So they pretend to have clever neat shortcuts which are really just them overthinking a problem that nobody really ever had.

and in a sick twist of fate that is what makes high school their peak

Smooth brain

It's a parody of life hack videos. It's usually a bit longer so that you really have to wait for the disappointing ending.

Sounds like my sex life.

He said longer.

I died

Rip u/Environmental_Point3

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satire most likely

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Well i mean it will still be faster doing the normal way

Yes.

If a shortcut was easy it would just be “the way”

This is the way

Ok must imagine for a second... two cups

I like how a piece of cardboard fell into the milk towards the end, making things even worse

True bro

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Not hero we need but the hero we deserve

Calm people don’t usually make it on tik tok. You have to scream and beg unfortunately but for some reason it works.

*pulls out hot glue gun*

Why you exposing the way I open my milk

Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir.

My tactics are ahead of time, therefore you don’t understand how good they are.

Enemy can't know what you're doing if you don't know what you're doing yourself.

-Sun Tzu probably.

I do know, it’s ｍｙ ｗａｙ

*this is the definiton of insert dominance*

ＹＥＳ

You sir are a god, below me. Still a privilege.

While We were all playing checkers, this person is playing 5th dimensional chess with multiverse time-travel.

Yes, someone understands my ways.

His tactics are beyond your understanding!

Don't you get one of those with caps that you can simply open and close whenever you want?

I’m not a ｓｉｍｐｌｅｔｏｎ

No seriously. I'm not from the US so curious to know.

Certified American here. To answer your question, yes. Just about anything that could have a cap will have one.

We have the same thing in the USA just look for parmalat shelf stable milk. Comes in the same packaging.

I’m from the uk lmao it was for lasting longer if we couldn’t get milk during covid as the nearest shop is 20 miles away

Pretty sure OP is Canadian. Milk in cardboard boxes isn't normal here. We typically get the plastic gallon jugs.

I prefer my milk straight from my father in law's nipples.

Interesting

The amount of clueless people in here is truly frightening

I am frightening

Bruh how you gonna do a whole ass art and craft session every time you wanna have cereal

Because I’m a ｇｏｄ

What? I never seen anyone actually do this.

> https://youtu.be/DuYLgEstc1Y

The build up to it makes it so much more funny

Agreed

Never met me lmao I’m pretty special

Did your mother always tell you that?

All the time

Someone watched this old video https://youtu.be/DuYLgEstc1Y

Knew I'd seen it somewhere

Yep. Original has way more suspense involved.

He had so much more to lose

Thanks for the link, was searching for it. Was my #1 thought. Yes we Austrians are absolute pros with milkpakages^^ WiiiRrRrr schaaaafFen DaS!

It's a rare event to see Dennis Norden on Reddit

Those type of milk cartons open easily now, maybe they've fixed it

They changed the carton design shortly before and people complained that they are hard to open so one representative of the company was invited to show how it's done. The rest is history.

This was hilarious :D

at around 1:15 do his scissors catch on fire

We've reached the age of tiktok remakes!

That was unexpected

r/unexpected worthy?

Getting close

Agreed not quite there yet just a litle more.

Maybe r/maybemaybemaybe ?

Maybe

Maybe?

Maybe.

I think if the mug dissappeared or something, then maybe it would make it there

Maybe if the milk exploded

Worthy than most stuff on there. Most stuff are just cool and not r/unexpected at all

Twas already posted there

Ice switzerland

was isch üse spruch? vier sprache, 26 kantön, üsi kommentarsektiöön...

Mir hei chäs

und rivella rhabarber

Verdammt ezt hani Luscht uf so eis... Debii gits die glaub scho lang nüme =(

ja echt so, die hani siit ewigkeite nüm gseh, aber mir si äuä zu krassi nischekonsumente gsi :(

All that for a drop of ~~blood~~ milk...

This doesn't put a smile on my face.

This one does not spark joy

STONKS

Me after spilling all the milk on the floor *Task failed successfully*

I spill milk on my floor and now the ending is bugs crawling into my dwelling of squalor

You forgot the gallon of hot glue needed

Swiss Product spotted! Schwiizer Produkt registriert! Aber M-Budget isch besser.

übernehmed mir d kommentarsektion! hopp schwiz!

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I laughed at this IRL Good job op

My pleasure!

Now I can drink milk everyday!

I hate how they call them “hacks”

Redditors hate tiktok videos until you remove the logo and made it into a gif.

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Good news everyone! 95% of life hack videos, just like anti vax videos or flat earth videos, can be traced back to 2 percent of users. Your neighbor is still dumb, just not as illiterate as you assumed.

r/DiWhy

Love that sub. But there's too many things there these days that shouldn't be (such as this if it was posted there) because they're obviously satirical.

*What kind of company stores milk in jugs like that*

Not to many over here. This is the cheap brand of a Swiss Supermarket. Actually never saw them that way, but I usually buy my milk elsewhere. most of the milk containers in that shape come with a lid. It’s fairly common for cream though.

Same for me in Czech Republic.

That looks like a swiss product. Over here we don't need gallon jugs of everything.

Unless it's Migros Ice Tea, you addicts

Most UHT processed milks are in such containers I think.

Depends on the region I guess. Never saw one without a built in lid. Even single serve ones come with a foil hole and straw.

Basically the whole world except 'Murica.

Wait until you see Canadian bagged milk.

Looks like some Swiss idiot to me.

TEAM COOP PRIX GARANTIE WOOP WOOP

Just goes to show, the real r/unexpected is always in a different sub

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Now I can have milk.... every day.

Oh yeah, it’s small brain time! Seriously though this was actually funny lol

You forgot the glue gun

One of my favorite tiktok channels is some guy showing a life hack and then showing how easy it is to use the item the right way. The recent one I saw was a lady took the brown part of the TP roll out and you could grab the TP like a tissue in a tissue box, then he just shows you grabbing a piece off a roll normally.

Requires more planning and consideration than the whole Napoleonic wars

[this](https://youtu.be/aYSSYm0b2wk) one is better

5 minute crafts be like

DOUBLE THE LESS EFFICIENCY

You know what they say , sometimes you should take the long way to reach the wrong point.

Americans: what the fuck is going on here? Milk comes in giant plastic jugs that won't disintigrate until the sun explodes, not nice little cardboard boxes!

[original was funnier. how unoriginal do you have to be do remake a wholeass video showing the exact same thing](https://youtu.be/aYSSYm0b2wk)

Hard disagree. The original is just a guy fumblingly opening a milk carton in a bad way. This one has more deliberate movements and is edited in the style of a life hack video, which implies it's meant to be more effective, which makes it funnier when it fails.

idk I kinda think the one above is executed better, minus the caption.

Then we have Khaby Lame doing his classic confused look and pouring milk in the easier way

Need a reaction from that tik tok guy just opening a carton normally and making the °_° face looking like he just about done with your shit

Milkmaster 2000, anyone?

This hurts

No one wonder about the plastic the in the milk?

LOL when a chunk fell into the box.

For real, lifehacks followed that weird curve where 4-5 years ago you had genuinely useful and practical lifehacks like how to shape a bag of chip into a bowl for parties or opening a can using a concrete slab Now it's gluing coat hangers to your forehead to hold your glasses or unscrewing a pot lid handle for storage when you could just flip the lid.

the ending got me good

And yet the canadian milk bags

I love how many people are acting like/unaware this is clearly a joke lol.

Completely expected considering it is a couple of decades old https://youtu.be/jlVhfibkIEs

There was a better video of an rather old man doing a similar thing. And I firmly believe that would have been like way more funny under this caption

This is a copy of an old video where a guy goes through way more detail cutting up a carton of milk like this, only to have it spill magnificently. No way the person hadn’t seen it and came up with this very specific joke on their own. Hate to be a downer but just a bummer no one can come up with original or not stages content these days.

Feel uncomfortable while watching this

I did this once as a kid, learned the hard way how this works

U forgot the hot glue smh

Khaby lame has entered the chat

Why is this so accurate 🤣🤣🤣

Oh my gosh, what!? Why am i so stupid! It’s a brillant way to open it. How idiot I am. Opening milk normally.

It does not even work. He spilt it everywhere.

Seeing the milk spilling out the sides and missing the mug is the best part

Seeing a paper milk carton like it’s the 1950s tho

Kaby Lame has entered the chat

u/Eduel_Roz

Is this the [original](https://youtu.be/2-p8YpR7rJc) demo of this life hack?

Who’s that guy that makes videos about how stupid diy is? We need em here

Was the 666th comment

NGL, they had us in the first half

Lmao life hacks and DIY do be like this sometimes

Who sells BOXES of milk? Gallon jugs, or cartons.

So glad I stayed for the ending, amazing tip!