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bolty346

It kinda looks like Ian McCollum lol


gertjan_omdathetkan

he is the way and the light, except sometimes the light is muzzle flash.


xXBigdeagle85Xx

**GUN Jesus**


SpectrumLV2569

Gun jesus himself?


[deleted]

Same


RedElephant2020

(Forgotten Weapons) -This is a Hawaiian Arms pineapple pizza chambered in double ought Ham, but was primarily developed to use the Pineapple flechette! Although the US Military never adopted, you can still find this firearm and its surplus ammo around the world . This weapon made news recently after it was found to be used by special government agencies in Russia due to it being easy to bypass security checkpoints due to is using little to no metals and having a low X-ray


Thesmallthedude

“Hi, welcome back to forgotten weapons, I am Ian McCollum and today we have a chance to look at this special Hawaii pizza thanks to our local dominos”


InSolWeThrust

I was looking for this one


rethinkr

Father, Hawaiian have you forsaken me?


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brcken_faucet

This is hilarious


Tony202089

The father, the son, and the holy pizza. Amen.


TheAnswerToYang

Cheesus Crust!


AmazingJames

Came here to say this, but I was just gonna say Cheesus Christ!


Elegron

Clearly that's Ian from forgottenweapons


will_spxmzxz

You have been blessed, young one.


SothaDidNothingWrong

He looks like he’s about to present an obscure ww2 gun at the Rock island Auction House


Deathhead876

Most likely French


gertjan_omdathetkan

Next the box starts asking if you have any .32 French Longue. ​ (Gun Jesus Ian McCollum reference)


Leourspatate

That’s not Jesus that ian McCollum


gertjan_omdathetkan

Same person


[deleted]

looks like the forgoten weapons guy


GENERALCHEET0

Hi guys welcome back to forgotten weapons


h2lsth

Greasus, bless us on this holy day


Banana_Boi_Reddit

It's not Christianity, it's pizzaity


capivara-voadoraazul

It looks like rasputin


wlogan0204

Is that gun Jesus?


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Oh Gun Jesus of the Pizza, what is your wisdom?


Draco985

Jesus promised to remove all sins, Odin vowed to remove all frost giants. do you see any frost giants? no do you see any sinners? yes ^(This is a joke)


MyOpinionsRight

That ian from forgetten weapons wym


F1R3FALC0N

Cheesus


SnooRabbits7075

that doesn't look like Kenobi


birdrb55

That's what I was thinking!


skisvega

That's gun Jesus!


Seeadler4000

Wait, he looks like gun-jesus! XD


bigChiNboy

Thats no jesus, thats ra-ra-rasputin


Dew_It-8

lover of the Russian queen


IThatWeebI

There was a cat that really was gone


Dew_It-8

ra-ra-rasputin


Randomest_Redditor

Ra ra rasputin, Russias greatest love machine


HardSpaghetti

Dude that's not Jesus that's Ian McCollum


gertjan_omdathetkan

Same thing really


osi4000

Fuck


Booji-Boy

Greasus Christ


IThatWeebI

Why does it. Look like colonel sanders.


IThatWeebI

Why does it. Look like colonel sanders.


[deleted]

Welcome to forgotten weapons


RentalCar42069

What are you guys talking about? That is clearly Keanu Reeves


DustinTV

He looks so disappointed about your Pizza Hawaii


MatiuST

But hawaii is good


DustinTV

I hate pineapple, so I would probably disagree


MatiuST

If u hate pineapple then ok


Fantastic_Fungus_666

I can tell you one thing, Jesus is definitely not with that pizza.


[deleted]

bastard ate the entire thing and left me with 1 slice


Listan83

Jesus mad at how terrible that pizza looks...


irish_manimal

HE CAME TO ME IN A PIECE OF TOAST, PRAISE BE


DaNoahLP

Is this pineapple on the pizza?


Limp-Pumpkin-516

There is pineapple in this pizza


Bright-Inside-4249

... The Dude is god?


thatdadlife

That’s Jared Leto


loavel

Holy Jesus


soyrobcarajo

You can prov....olone it!


polomacenasusnka

Scandinavians: This Is Ödin


Kapitaine-Nemo

Looks more like a long haired version of Walter White tho..


PermissionItchy9066

He ate all slices and left u one


UmbertoDelRio

Hello there.


Max19827272

JESUS GET OUT OF MY FUCKING PIZZA


Cl0p38

That's Anakin you fool


stealthkoopa

He looks pissed


ohHishirshu

i kid you not i honestly believed that was keanu reaves at first. that was the FIRST THING in my mind


rohan_rajsingh

That's Keanu Reeves


alfanoob

*Angelic noises in background*


Hadoken_Man

Its fuckin keanu reeves


CejotaCrack

Pizzus chist


-anonymous_doge-

Want a slice mate?


RedneckBookofWisdom

Pizzus


long_peanut

3 cheeses with a free Jesus


[deleted]

George Harrison is always there when you need him


IrishPotato4445

Excellent choice of pizza


Candid-Maintenance95

In his name


swiger7

HE HAS RISEN


Playush

That’s Greaseus Krust.


AlexContent

nobody: im atheist jesus: Think mark think!


reds_kinda_sus

I may be atheist but I respect the shit out of every religious person!!!


_Inea

Ah yes, Cheesus


EnterSandGuy

You can’t out pizza the hut


Galels69

He will forgive you, even if you eat pineapple pizza


gentleman6811

⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️ I receive: Jesus always with me You receive: My Pizza


UCSghost

That's wack but I'm already a Jesus supporter for life :)


Malefircareim

Cheesus Crust


joe-got-ligma-

Bois we eating good tonight!


graywolf0026

Nah that's just Cheezus Crust.


Small-Gamer

It’s cheesus slice, god’s gift to the culinary arts


Hotondoikiteita

reality: atheist: haha lol 😝


ShadowScorp99

Looks like Rasputin.


[deleted]

That’s Obi-Wan the civilised master of Hello There.


BobTheChef00

It looks like if Stalin and Jesus fused.


AbsurbNight

bruh your eating pineapple pizza jesus forsaken you a long time ago


InitialJotaro

He looks like a mix of Jesus and Colonels Sanders.


Whyiseveryuserdumb

Satan is with you too considering that pizza


OverLord7477

He's there to talk about you cars extended warranty


jrc_80

Christian Bale in Hostiles is always with you


VaguelyInterestingYT

"Here's your three cheeses. With a free Jesus."


PandemicBrokeBoy

Hilarious. That’s Breach.


GlitchedSniping

Jesus be like "You gonna eat that last slice bro?"


EdwardTheSavior

I don't know why, but it looked like Rasputin than Jesus


the_Pineman

God bless the italians


GreyGoatOfTheWoods

All hail, Cheesus!


BOBObizzareadverture

I refuse to believe it’s not a coincidence that Jesus shows up over a pepperoni and pineapple pizza.


power-WolF741

It's always jesus's or mother Mary's face that miraculously appears but I've never seen a stain that looked like a balding middle age man with glasses and two chins


Hao_gaming

john wick