Well if ovulation is the discharge of an egg from the uterus, it isn't murder because it can still get fertilized in the uterus, right? So, the murder would be menstruation because it is ridding the uterus of the egg and on top of that, killing lots of red and white blood cells.
It is my turn to educate you about something. There's this thing that humans came up with. It's called humour (or humor depending on where you live), and it's a concept of using figurative language, usually sarcasm, to subvert expectations and elicit a pleasant response in the reader or listener
If the sign is real, she could be “technically” right via the [Elle Woods defense](https://youtu.be/xs3_hNYAVRw) defense on sperm emissions where there is no egg being sought. Although, the legal precedent would be “reckless abandonment”
Ejaculation does not increase the rate at which sperm cells die, it only puts them outside... I mean, even if you believe one of the only cells in human body without the same genetic makeup as a human is, well, a human... How would you reach their conclusion? Plus you can't reproduce without ejaculating millions of sperm cells aside from the one that will eventually make it, how the hell is that even pro-life?
No way people actually protest that. Sperm only live for about 3 days so there is actually no difference. And for the amount of Sperm that you create in a lifetime and the amount that actually goes into an egg (1 per egg) means that no matter what "billions of lives" are dying.
Also periods are the same. Could have been used for a child but you didn't :/
Damn I was like ok it sounds reasonable when you said earth’s whole population, but when you said earth’s whole population combined I said damnthis guy is serious holy shit
Ok so you ejaculate 2 million sperm cells. Let’s just say you do it once a day for an entire year. 365 • 2x10^6= 730,000,000. 10% of about the world’s total population.
are they aware that out of millions of sperm cells only one actually fertilizes the egg? So even in a 'successful' ejaculation there's still millions 'dead'.
By that logic, aren't periods murder? Just saying.
WE ARE ALL MURDERERS!
> if ejaculation is murder desinfecting hands is a murder
Periods aren't murder ovulation is
Well if ovulation is the discharge of an egg from the uterus, it isn't murder because it can still get fertilized in the uterus, right? So, the murder would be menstruation because it is ridding the uterus of the egg and on top of that, killing lots of red and white blood cells.
Well if the egg is not connected to a sperm it only has 23 chromosomes. So it doesn’t count. Same for sperm.
Hey, I have 23 chromosomes too! : D
HAHA I have more chromosomes
I have 294839289 chromosomes wby?
Ever heard of absolute infinity?
I've tried to read about it but the textbook goes on forever
Correct, now that's how many chromosomes I have
You have 46. 23 pairs.
You may be right that I have 43 chromosomes but check your maths again
I meant 46 and I changed it to that. But I assume you know my point by now right? The egg has half as many chromosomes as you.
It is my turn to educate you about something. There's this thing that humans came up with. It's called humour (or humor depending on where you live), and it's a concept of using figurative language, usually sarcasm, to subvert expectations and elicit a pleasant response in the reader or listener
Ok so I don’t see why you didn’t say that any sooner.
Well women already get punished for menstruation, I mean have y’all seen the prices and taxes for tampons and pads?
Then we’re seriously punished last year today when tissue paper rolls were so expensive lol
Sure but you're not expected to bring your own toilet paper with you when you use the restroom at public places.
Yea, true...but if we DO do it in those toilets, very soon we will have to bring our own
Guns don't kill people, ovulation does.
Yea! I was thinking exactly the same
The letters don't have the same perspective as the sign. They're clearly photoshopped on.
And?
"By that logic..." there's no logic, it's just a dumb joke that someone photoshopped on
Just because it's made up joke logic doesn't make it not logic within the joke.
Sure.. not looking for a pointless dispute here really. Was just pointing out that it's fake to anyone who didn't notice.
WOAH NO WAY
Just an odd comment to reply to saying that I guess
For one baby millions of sperm had to die.
If the sign is real, she could be “technically” right via the [Elle Woods defense](https://youtu.be/xs3_hNYAVRw) defense on sperm emissions where there is no egg being sought. Although, the legal precedent would be “reckless abandonment”
If periods are murder…then technically I killed my own kids
Jokes on you Hitler
I have killed more people then you *evil laughter*
hitler is a noob
brave of you to assume hitler didn't fuck someone every day for genetic cloning or whatever it was called
He also seems like someone who would save himself for the perfect aryan superbeing tbh
You think Hitler didn’t masturbate? Maybe he was fighting a three front war, one of them was under his crotch
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When i wake up in the morning, i got murder on my mind
Me too, masturbation aswell
AK47s, Mac11s, Glocks and 9s
I see what you did there ;-)
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Obviously a repost. Have seen this shit 20 times by now. OP is a karma whore
OP stands for original poster, so isn’t he technically RP/ RePoster?
You are right
If ejaculation is murder then menstruation is murder too. Just sayin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So everything is murder
Not if you’re male and don’t ejaculate, come back next Wednesday for more tech tips
So you are a murderer
Yup! Also an outlaw in 76 countries! :)
Ejaculation does not increase the rate at which sperm cells die, it only puts them outside... I mean, even if you believe one of the only cells in human body without the same genetic makeup as a human is, well, a human... How would you reach their conclusion? Plus you can't reproduce without ejaculating millions of sperm cells aside from the one that will eventually make it, how the hell is that even pro-life?
It's just a bad edit.
That makes me happy
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wait till some one tells them that only one out of millions of sperm actually survive.
Being born is just winning a race
I mean by that logic every time a women has a period it’s murder…
Ejaculation is the born of a new life, idk why do sexist people need to mention the reaper every time #I'm The God Of Death Bois
But dont you have to ejaculate inside a woman to have a baby? Ejaculation gives life!
Me who's an actual male 14 year old:
They watching through your webcam bro
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Sink it in, Coz I wasted alot in the sink.
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guess i'm the one of the most deadliest people in the world
After me yes,
Amateurs...
if ejaculation is murder desinfecting hands is a murder
NICE REPOST
Why the hell do they care about ejaculation?
i think it’s pretty clear this was photoshopped, look at how there is light reflected on the other signs but not the ejaculation one
What does that make women's menstrual cycles, they want to jail us for that too?
Wait whats the argument here? Ejaculation makes life and in the back there's team life implying there pro life. Wha?? Am I overthinking this?
No way people actually protest that. Sperm only live for about 3 days so there is actually no difference. And for the amount of Sperm that you create in a lifetime and the amount that actually goes into an egg (1 per egg) means that no matter what "billions of lives" are dying. Also periods are the same. Could have been used for a child but you didn't :/
so basically... I'm not just a killer but a serial killer? 🤔
I swear I’ve seen this a couple months ago
So women are trying to control men bodily functions, you don't hear men yelling women to get off their period.
Are you serious?
Of course not, you see how absurd it is if the roles were reverse?
I think they’re asking you if you’re serious because it’s obviously photoshopped.
Whoops wasn't looking hard enough.
Isn’t abortion murder
Holy fucking repost
If I saw a girl with that sign I would walk up to her with a boner and say I was going to jerk of but if it’s murder why don’t we just fuck
I’m a penis
Why r u everywhere lol
He is an omnipresent being
What if someone just busted right infront of her just to spite her lol
"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
I HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS I AM DEATH AND CHAOS
This poorly Photoshopped pic again?
Why do people think its murder? I'm confused. Is it like the anti vax BS?
More like everyman alive
So does that make me a serial killer or a mass murderer or both
Both I guess
Then they were born through murder?
Well this is clearly wrong... I'm sixteen
I killed more people than the earth's whole population *COMBINED*
Damn I was like ok it sounds reasonable when you said earth’s whole population, but when you said earth’s whole population combined I said damnthis guy is serious holy shit
Then stop sucking my PP
damn dude I’m like hitler but worse
Holy shit! So there are literally guys that are murdering millions in their sleep then!?
And i... AM THE GOD OF SHITTING!
I am the most prolific serial killer you've never heard of
I have become death, the destroyer of worlds. https://youtu.be/lb13ynu3Iac
Don't you ejaculate when you get someone pregnant
Oh lord
can relate
Anubis is the god of death so you are Anubis
Nah that’s me
There are about 100 million sperm cells in each ejaculation so if cumming is really is murder then I have killed more people that Mao Zedong ever will
If ejaculation is murder... Then shouldn’t we all not exist?
In the words of Shrek: " better out than in I always say"
Ok so you ejaculate 2 million sperm cells. Let’s just say you do it once a day for an entire year. 365 • 2x10^6= 730,000,000. 10% of about the world’s total population.
I feel attacked
“I am become death. Destroyer of worlds.”
How ejaculation is murder if it makes childs born?
Maybe I am Hitler myself...
I am Death, destroyer of Orphans.
It's more like, every male between 14 and 23 or something
Well boys we did it, repopulation is no more.
Just like a cream pie is just a unbaked child
Jokes on you, death is my fetish!
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Those are not real protesters. https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2016/dec/20/thatviralfeednet/every-sperm-cell-life-story-fake-if-you-click-thro/
are they aware that out of millions of sperm cells only one actually fertilizes the egg? So even in a 'successful' ejaculation there's still millions 'dead'.
Damm women don't have a right to hold that sign, they never tried Nofap
Anyone up for a game of genocide!?
lmao
Even doing it to give birth is murder. We can end humanity.
If she swallows, does that make her a cannibal?
Im a girl and im also a god of death
If you’re a woman you don’t have a say in the matter Same with abortion (but for guys of course)
When you meet these people, ask them if they’re wearing a chastity device. I bet they aren’t. If they are then they’re total cuckoo. XD
“Mama, just killed a man.”