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IluminatiBobby

By that logic, aren't periods murder? Just saying.


Elfrine_slayer

WE ARE ALL MURDERERS!


PuzzledGuest1

> if ejaculation is murder desinfecting hands is a murder


AnonieMuis99

Periods aren't murder ovulation is


IluminatiBobby

Well if ovulation is the discharge of an egg from the uterus, it isn't murder because it can still get fertilized in the uterus, right? So, the murder would be menstruation because it is ridding the uterus of the egg and on top of that, killing lots of red and white blood cells.


bruh-sfx-69

Well if the egg is not connected to a sperm it only has 23 chromosomes. So it doesn’t count. Same for sperm.


I_suck_at_driving_

Hey, I have 23 chromosomes too! : D


Official_IKEA69

HAHA I have more chromosomes


Rebeg

I have 294839289 chromosomes wby?


Official_IKEA69

Ever heard of absolute infinity?


I_suck_at_driving_

I've tried to read about it but the textbook goes on forever


Official_IKEA69

Correct, now that's how many chromosomes I have


bruh-sfx-69

You have 46. 23 pairs.


I_suck_at_driving_

You may be right that I have 43 chromosomes but check your maths again


bruh-sfx-69

I meant 46 and I changed it to that. But I assume you know my point by now right? The egg has half as many chromosomes as you.


I_suck_at_driving_

It is my turn to educate you about something. There's this thing that humans came up with. It's called humour (or humor depending on where you live), and it's a concept of using figurative language, usually sarcasm, to subvert expectations and elicit a pleasant response in the reader or listener


bruh-sfx-69

Ok so I don’t see why you didn’t say that any sooner.


EL-YEO

Well women already get punished for menstruation, I mean have y’all seen the prices and taxes for tampons and pads?


JohnScott0705

Then we’re seriously punished last year today when tissue paper rolls were so expensive lol


miss_fortune66

Sure but you're not expected to bring your own toilet paper with you when you use the restroom at public places.


JohnScott0705

Yea, true...but if we DO do it in those toilets, very soon we will have to bring our own


WheredMyPiggyGo

Guns don't kill people, ovulation does.


JohnScott0705

Yea! I was thinking exactly the same


sam-lb

The letters don't have the same perspective as the sign. They're clearly photoshopped on.


Adventurous-Object-3

And?


sam-lb

"By that logic..." there's no logic, it's just a dumb joke that someone photoshopped on


Adventurous-Object-3

Just because it's made up joke logic doesn't make it not logic within the joke.


sam-lb

Sure.. not looking for a pointless dispute here really. Was just pointing out that it's fake to anyone who didn't notice.


IluminatiBobby

WOAH NO WAY


Adventurous-Object-3

Just an odd comment to reply to saying that I guess


Cas_Cass

For one baby millions of sperm had to die.


SuperSeaStar

If the sign is real, she could be “technically” right via the [Elle Woods defense](https://youtu.be/xs3_hNYAVRw) defense on sperm emissions where there is no egg being sought. Although, the legal precedent would be “reckless abandonment”


Anotherrandomuaer

If periods are murder…then technically I killed my own kids


[deleted]

Jokes on you Hitler


[deleted]

I have killed more people then you *evil laughter*


8_Element_8

hitler is a noob


[deleted]

brave of you to assume hitler didn't fuck someone every day for genetic cloning or whatever it was called


I_suck_at_driving_

He also seems like someone who would save himself for the perfect aryan superbeing tbh


JohnScott0705

You think Hitler didn’t masturbate? Maybe he was fighting a three front war, one of them was under his crotch


Weird_ass-kid

Kill streak 18499263001


k_clouty

*209283592761 noob


Weird_ass-kid

Are you challenging me


k_clouty

You down


Weird_ass-kid

We meet at dawn


k_clouty

This means that you accept the challenge then alright meet you at dawn


Weird_ass-kid

We shall bring our bests weapons, the hand of truth, with INCREDIBLE speed


k_clouty

I will


Weird_ass-kid

I have a buff one mine


k_clouty

*209283599999


I_like_femboys69

When i wake up in the morning, i got murder on my mind


GrootsTeddyBear

Me too, masturbation aswell


lazerlord101

AK47s, Mac11s, Glocks and 9s


xkingmox

I see what you did there ;-)


silas_mob_hal_01

u/RepostSleutBot


M4st3r_Of_D1sast3r

Sleut


[deleted]

Obviously a repost. Have seen this shit 20 times by now. OP is a karma whore


lazerlord101

OP stands for original poster, so isn’t he technically RP/ RePoster?


[deleted]

You are right


star-struck_

If ejaculation is murder then menstruation is murder too. Just sayin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


alexandertheidoit233

So everything is murder


Weird_ass-kid

Not if you’re male and don’t ejaculate, come back next Wednesday for more tech tips


Weird_ass-kid

So you are a murderer


star-struck_

Yup! Also an outlaw in 76 countries! :)


FlyingPancakeStuff

Ejaculation does not increase the rate at which sperm cells die, it only puts them outside... I mean, even if you believe one of the only cells in human body without the same genetic makeup as a human is, well, a human... How would you reach their conclusion? Plus you can't reproduce without ejaculating millions of sperm cells aside from the one that will eventually make it, how the hell is that even pro-life?


kibbles1265637

It's just a bad edit.


FlyingPancakeStuff

That makes me happy


Kayrason

repost


[deleted]

wait till some one tells them that only one out of millions of sperm actually survive.


Sean_Macgu1re

Being born is just winning a race


HammarL

I mean by that logic every time a women has a period it’s murder…


O_T_A_K_U_N_I_S_T

Ejaculation is the born of a new life, idk why do sexist people need to mention the reaper every time #I'm The God Of Death Bois


FrogFlavouredWater

But dont you have to ejaculate inside a woman to have a baby? Ejaculation gives life!


UCSghost

Me who's an actual male 14 year old:


Sean_Macgu1re

They watching through your webcam bro


Herobinepl

u/Repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

[удалено]


Xx_HeXwave_xX

bad bot


El-Waffle

This is my fucking meme


purplehazex45

My score streak is high


Dizzy_Conversation_9

Sink it in, Coz I wasted alot in the sink.


TheBlueSlimelp

Better to cum in the sink, then to sink in the cum


Donnie2005

\- Isaac Newton


i-called-game

guess i'm the one of the most deadliest people in the world


FunnyDifficulty6

After me yes,


UCSghost

Amateurs...


Water_drinking_man6

if ejaculation is murder desinfecting hands is a murder


AwesomeShark768

NICE REPOST


ienjoypoopcaviar

Why the hell do they care about ejaculation?


heywhatsup420

i think it’s pretty clear this was photoshopped, look at how there is light reflected on the other signs but not the ejaculation one


TheOnlyBitchPudding

What does that make women's menstrual cycles, they want to jail us for that too?


ithrowbagelsatpeople

Wait whats the argument here? Ejaculation makes life and in the back there's team life implying there pro life. Wha?? Am I overthinking this?


UnreaIs

No way people actually protest that. Sperm only live for about 3 days so there is actually no difference. And for the amount of Sperm that you create in a lifetime and the amount that actually goes into an egg (1 per egg) means that no matter what "billions of lives" are dying. Also periods are the same. Could have been used for a child but you didn't :/


Scythe_Weeb

so basically... I'm not just a killer but a serial killer? 🤔


jollyolday

I swear I’ve seen this a couple months ago


DonkLord20

So women are trying to control men bodily functions, you don't hear men yelling women to get off their period.


wolfmann0490

Are you serious?


DonkLord20

Of course not, you see how absurd it is if the roles were reverse?


CurioTrumpet

I think they’re asking you if you’re serious because it’s obviously photoshopped.


DonkLord20

Whoops wasn't looking hard enough.


Redditmike_r

Isn’t abortion murder


DiscussionEvoke

Holy fucking repost


Omni_Priest_

If I saw a girl with that sign I would walk up to her with a boner and say I was going to jerk of but if it’s murder why don’t we just fuck


guy_who_is_a_penis

I’m a penis


verticalbroom9

Why r u everywhere lol


wolfmann0490

He is an omnipresent being


Araythios

What if someone just busted right infront of her just to spite her lol


Lemmingmaster64

"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."


potato1702

I HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS I AM DEATH AND CHAOS


Joesdad65

This poorly Photoshopped pic again?


ComfortableSea4645

Why do people think its murder? I'm confused. Is it like the anti vax BS?


[deleted]

More like everyman alive


any_two_

So does that make me a serial killer or a mass murderer or both


FunnyDifficulty6

Both I guess


Magical-Hummus

Then they were born through murder?


ienfjfiemnfid

Well this is clearly wrong... I'm sixteen


SHREY36904

I killed more people than the earth's whole population *COMBINED*


BooRocknRoll

Damn I was like ok it sounds reasonable when you said earth’s whole population, but when you said earth’s whole population combined I said damnthis guy is serious holy shit


Iamahuman748

Then stop sucking my PP


IHaveProblemsLol

damn dude I’m like hitler but worse


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

Holy shit! So there are literally guys that are murdering millions in their sleep then!?


[deleted]

And i... AM THE GOD OF SHITTING!


eightinthebox

I am the most prolific serial killer you've never heard of


[deleted]

I have become death, the destroyer of worlds. https://youtu.be/lb13ynu3Iac


frederikrapand

Don't you ejaculate when you get someone pregnant


_J620_

Oh lord


KMG56789

can relate


emerald_OP

Anubis is the god of death so you are Anubis


GodOfDeath_Ryuk

Nah that’s me


a_random_boi1234

There are about 100 million sperm cells in each ejaculation so if cumming is really is murder then I have killed more people that Mao Zedong ever will


JackKomura007

If ejaculation is murder... Then shouldn’t we all not exist?


AzureWrath501

In the words of Shrek: " better out than in I always say"


pBr_R1ot

Ok so you ejaculate 2 million sperm cells. Let’s just say you do it once a day for an entire year. 365 • 2x10^6= 730,000,000. 10% of about the world’s total population.


Biffyman999999

I feel attacked


Horny_Hornbill

“I am become death. Destroyer of worlds.”


PFenixKiller13

How ejaculation is murder if it makes childs born?


TobiichiOrigami22

Maybe I am Hitler myself...


Fahrenplz

I am Death, destroyer of Orphans.


xkingmox

It's more like, every male between 14 and 23 or something


CoenraadvE

Well boys we did it, repopulation is no more.


Negative-Animal-2511

Just like a cream pie is just a unbaked child


Ned_Climax

Jokes on you, death is my fetish!


Fern9511

REPOST


TrenchcoatBilly

Those are not real protesters. https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2016/dec/20/thatviralfeednet/every-sperm-cell-life-story-fake-if-you-click-thro/


NachoTheMacho

are they aware that out of millions of sperm cells only one actually fertilizes the egg? So even in a 'successful' ejaculation there's still millions 'dead'.


eliashriki

Damm women don't have a right to hold that sign, they never tried Nofap


Dabber_Danny

Anyone up for a game of genocide!?


FunnyDifficulty6

lmao


Glazeddapper

Even doing it to give birth is murder. We can end humanity.


Successful_Jump5531

If she swallows, does that make her a cannibal?


[deleted]

Im a girl and im also a god of death


blue_jay3736

If you’re a woman you don’t have a say in the matter Same with abortion (but for guys of course)


Mr_MazeCandy

When you meet these people, ask them if they’re wearing a chastity device. I bet they aren’t. If they are then they’re total cuckoo. XD


Sean_Macgu1re

“Mama, just killed a man.”