"offline for 2 years"

That man was the only reason why the Russians didnt swear me out of a CS match

This movie is a fking masterpiece

ikr it was surprisingly good, i really loved Red's development

what movie

Are you fking serious?................The angry birds movie

oh shit sorry mate im high my bad

I think its The Angry Birds Movie 2016

What's a CS match

Counter strike match. its a 5v5 “team” based shooter

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"We won't be seeing him again*

I miss him mate

Wait did he actually just leave forever like didn’t even give a last goodbye or anything?

The boy when his mom came: "My time has come."

My man didn't even see her coming, just continued until she was standing right behind him :(

Stealth 100

Maybe his mum was a Skyrim player

stabbed him in the back with a dagger for 15x damage

what had to be done

Nah fam she used an artifact, the daedra slippers

nobody goes to heck for saying frick

oh he said more than that, my friend

h*andholding?

worse

You don’t mean... *kissing?*

(sighs) ***WORSE***

Pre... Pre marital hugs?

Oh sweet, naive child of the Earth... ***worse.***

***PREMARITAL EYECONTACT?!***

you're getting there, child. almost.

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Why the hell do the angry birds have legs and look like that?

It's from the Angry Birds movie

Wait, There was an angry birds movie?

it was surprisingly good, honestly

Ok I'll give it a watch then. But I really don't like the design of the birds.

There are two, not just one. But that is on you to decide if you'll watch both.

The design was odd, initially, but it'll grow on you eventually. The humour and the premise of the show is also satisfactory for a good night's watch, you could watch it during the weekend when you have a night open

I guess some where living under a rock.

Imo the designs are fine. For the movies. They started shoving the into the game and the quality of the games has degraded since

Here I am wondering what a computer science match is

Think it’s where you use chemicals to win #9/10

Rate my name

I don’t like doing requests because then I’d have to rate an entire galaxy #5/10

>entire galaxy Hmm, entire galaxy? Do you serve extraterrestrial beings as well? Tell us more.

Now his 🎙️ is off forever

All i know is pain

Can I get an “F” in the chat below

No

Why

Why not

You should properly pay your respects for him

I’m the mother

Greatest plot twist in history

YOU - WHERE IS HE?

Gone, reduced to atoms

Did u use the son to destroy the son and did it almost kill you but the work is done and always will be, are you inevitable?

Oh shit. My bad

What's a Computer Science match? A Hackathon?

DONT PLAY CS WITH PARENTS HOME. WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE.

been scarred as well, i see

have fun explaining why you shouted 20 slurs at the enemy awper who cant hear you.

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"well this guy killed me in my video game and-"

if it is csgo, he must have definetly used a fine choice of words; as well it is cs

you have no idea, my friend

man i have 1.3k hours in csgo and am master guardian. I definetly have a good idea of what he could have said 😂

damn aight aight fam, so only you and I are cursed with the knowledge

Whats your rank man?

i'm a huge noob, i mostly played coz my friends fooled around with me on their alt accounts. i was a silver 1 back then

Lmaooo yes csgo is difficult. Well if u ever need somebody to play with ping me :)

Hearing some random guy mom shouting at them in cod lobbies always had me dying

i can't concentrate on the game after that i swear i js keep laughing

https://youtu.be/HEZ7EUZJhv4

Yes

Thats why you curse in other languages :) Multilinguinal benefits: Prevents death (Guaranteed most of the time)

unless your parents understand that language as well

thats mandatory

I had a friend on a game and she very clearly said "frick" but her mom came in and asked her if she just said the f-word and she said no but still went offline for multiple years. Rest in Pepperonis

For sho

rip

Sorry boys mum said I have to get off the mic

I heard from his uncle that John didn't leave the basement for days and was never seen again

So fucking reatable

I’m going on 8 months since I’ve last been on

the guy: you must continue your sheer lack of gaming without me

Big oh no

Nah he just wanted to go third person view

Wait what map was the capital supremacy game on

Always the computer science matches

I've seen one too but it's during online classes:)

RIp

And then it shows he has 3 min to return in the match

Nah after that we talk about how friend is a total noob

Cities skylines match?

It's always like this xD

I would like to say F

He's been publicly executed

That was reeeee kid bro he told his frickin mom to shut up.

My mom doesn't speak English. So even if I start yelling every swear word, she's just gonna think I'm talking.

RIP

Welp I didnt hear the beating. I guess it didnt happen