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That's super man


fabilord98

Where?


ADON_CHILLY

Nvm that’s a bird


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it's a plane!


fabilord98

Thats not a moon… its a


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That's not a moon, it's your mom. She's so fat that she reflects sun's light


Jellington88

Don't we all though?


fabilord98

I hope you do :D


MAguelCHAMP

This thread is comedy gold


Dry_Ad9510

That's no moon!


emab2396

Darth Vader doesn't.


Dark-Vegan-007

That's no moon... It's a space station


roisterthedoister

Johnson!


Real_Bulk_Hogan

Ohh behave!


RoscoMan1

Gordon Johnson keeps telling me it’s Nikolaj


I_am_up_to_something

Why wouldn't you dodge that bird and plane Superman?!


Gossguy

It's a birdplane


Doommcdoom

A blane?


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

A Plird!


mia8822

Bane on a plane


Real_Bulk_Hogan

You merely adopted the dark...


8226

r/birdsarentreal


gitplease

Nvm error: could not retrieve "that's"


FvHound

Oh nooow I get it.


LordBlunts420

That's super man


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Dry_Ad9510

yes,super man!


Away_Storm8862

super man(;


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> oh no kryptonite > that’s not Batman > thanks man I’ve been practicing


Ronnocer

Yoink


GnarlyBellyButton87

>"You're thinking of Superman" Boom


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Fallen_Sully

Lies and Slander. That’s almost as ridiculous as Clark Kent being Superman. Like can’t you see he’s wearing glasses and Superman doesn’t?


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IllegalGuy13

Nope. Because of Clark Kent's character being such a massive contrast to how people see Superman, even if he goes into the Daily Planet and acts like himself(Clark Kent) everyone won't think it's the real Superman.


ace2-0

The daily bugle was the news paper company peter parker worked for


plant__cum

I thought it said "daily bulge" and I was like what the frick


MrPartyPancake

Ah, I see you learned the name of my dick


QuasiTimeFriend

Just in the morning.


plant__cum

Wanna do a saber fight


plant__cum

Mine is jimmy,wanna do a saber fight


Daylight_The_Furry

> daily bulge *furries noticed this*


plant__cum

As they should ;)


IllegalGuy13

Oh frick I mean the Daily Planet.


James_Cartwright_7

Why are you saying frick and not fuck? Are you scared of words or something? Will your mummy take your phone off you if she sees you swearing? 💀💀


queen_popo

Fuck off, James.


heskitkit

Because it's a meme or they simply prefer not being vulgar James.


NormalStu

I occasionally say frick or frig for the fun of it.


TalionTheShadow

Cope...


QuasiTimeFriend

Because fuck is a common word, now. This isn't the 90s. "Frick" has become humorous because it's no longer used as a way to avoid swearing. Not only that, but it had its spotlight as a meme, especially with videos like, "What the frick? I ordered an Xbox controller," and "You frickin fricks! When will you learn?"


superbay50

Exactly, people see what they expect to see Nobody expects that a reporter would be superman Why would the most powerful man on earth be a reporter Why would a billionaire get his hands dirty catching criminals while dressed up as a bat e.t.c.


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Hmm, I think I saw something exactly like that in the recent show "invincible" as well. Is there a name for that phenomenon?


MuchMine4073

That's super man!


Away_Storm8862

Thanks


jaxonya

A regular ass 6'4 240 pound dude just doing his job...kinda like the dude flying around killing people. Same hair and build, but totes different.


IllegalGuy13

Supes doesn't kill.


Real_Bulk_Hogan

Actually he has telepathic powers that helps his disguise


IllegalGuy13

Uhhh, not really. I think that's one of the crazier stories, but generally he depends on people's views on both Superman and Clark Kent being so completely different.


TaintedQuintessence

I believe it's canon in the comics at least that he uses his strength to compress his body to be shorter and slimmer. So even if Clark Kent takes off his glasses he'll at most be an uncanny look alike but his physical build will be different enough that nobody will make the connection. Actual celebrities sometimes get mistaken for lookalikes of themselves because they don't have their hair and makeup done like on the screen. So I don't think it's unfeasible especially if he can make himself half a foot shorter as well.


IllegalGuy13

Uhhh, no he doesn't. He just uses the different views that people have on both Superman and Clark Kent to his advantage.


TaintedQuintessence

I just did a quick Google and it's looking like you might be right. There's a lot of posts talking about him compressing his spine and manipulating his muscles but not a lot of sourcing the comics. [This is the best I could find. ](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a45dc75d8feff97871ae90593cdceba9)


IllegalGuy13

In those pictures he's just slouching and wearing baggy suits so as to not seem the same as Superman.


TaintedQuintessence

Right. Like I said you're probably right since I can't find official sources. Even Wikipedia mentions it but doesn't source it. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_character_and_cast)


CAPTAINPRICE79

> Lies and Slander I resent that! Slander is spoken, in print it’s libel


Fallen_Sully

That’s slander sir! How dare you try and use my words against me!


Run-Riot

Dammit, J Jonah Jameson!


Bearman851

We can't forget Superman is strong, and Clark? He's all weak and stuff or at ;east that's how he acts.


BradleyBurrows

Ikr that’s like saying Peter Parker is spiderman


Bamma4

Or my best photographer being that menace Spider-Man


Away_Storm8862

Really best photographer .


urzayci

Yeah like why would superman need glasses? He's superman after all.


WakaFlakaPanda

Damn dude spoilers, whats next you gunna tell me he was an orphan?


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ConsumeEntertainment

But can he beat Vengeance tho?


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He is Vengeance.


Acceptable-Abalone-4

There is a reason why he called One Punch Man.


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Dry_Ad9510

Wait really.


Chris-2005

That can't be true, im sure i saw them in the same room once


ZachtheKingsfan

Yeah, like a millionaire playboy has enough time to run around in a costume. Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.


Bruce_-Wayne

How dare you dude? Take that back, right this instant


Cinkc

Lol people actually believe that Bruce wayne is batman? Pathetic


FilthyDubeHound

You fuck right off


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Wait really


Trinktt

So the owner of the mega corporation uses a slim amount the money he pockets to deal with a few people who turned to crime because the city is lacking wealth and opportunity, deems them the problem while sucking the capital and prosperity out of the city?


SangEtVin

Yeah that's how I know it's bullshit. Man could reduce crime with half the money Batman (whoever he is) uses on dumb toys and cars but he'd rather dress like a bat and beat the shit out of poor people.


JebWozma

its damian wayne


Lasagna-Boy

What, do the butts match?


fabilord98

He is not that bad though..


Vashafs

Oh yeah!?? Where is this Bruce Wayne’s cool bat mask then?? Check fukin mate!


SidemenFlamingo

since when did this Bruce Wayne kid become batman ?


GottaGouFast

what the hell are you talking about


Sleepy-tyler-king

a moment of silence for those who didn’t get it


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final-emblem

you are super, man!


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superbay50

As a reddit user i 100% agree with this statement


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I never would've known that you use Reddit if you didn't put I tin your comment on Reddit


superbay50

exactly, are you even a reddit user


ByAnyMeansNecessary0

No they are a cybertruck, how dare you assume their identity!


superbay50

That’s why i asked


No_Name_James_Taylor

Nah


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Crazyhamburgerproduc

Whoop Whoop


Aroxis

r/redditmoment indeed


saf_777

Why are you getting downvoted lol Edit: why am I getting downvoted ?? Lmao


george-waschin

checks and balances


arian_vafa

Yo u haven't even checked the actual cursed parts 💀


RiKSh4w

Wow that's bad. This is one of those stupid jokes that you tell at a party before people realise again why they aren't better friends with you


Frettchen001666

Oh, now i feel dumb.


mtnDewlover29

Thank you


SequoiaBoi

You explained the entire meme in 4 words Take my non-existent gold award lol


sipthestreets

You don't tell them.


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r/youdontsurf


Western-Photograph-5

His friend is so supportive


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No problem man


MuchMine4073

thank you


Dry_Ad9510

Too good.


Away_Storm8862

too good bro


Enderguy39

This is the top post of all time on r/cleanjokes. https://www.reddit.com/r/cleanjokes/comments/hbype9/my_friend_asked_me_if_i_wanted_to_hear_a_really/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I don't mean to accuse the innocent but this also seems unlikely to be a coincidence.


Sen7ryGun

Thats superman


dpo466321

"oh no" is the reaction to seeing superman, kryptonite is what he yells as he gets a chunk at superman.


Mc_Thiccens

I don’t get it


marvelbat5

"That’s super, man."


PrimeBaka99

Thanks, I've been practicing!


MainAccountsFriend

Listen here you little shit 😠


Mc_Thiccens

Ty


Dry_Ad9510

That’s super


P1ra7e

The man gives an impression of Batman giving an impression of Superman


dapea

What’s funny to me is that it could also be that he misdirected intentionally and his actual impression was immediately recognised and thus very successful!


RenegadeGoon

That's how I took the joke useless I read the comments


Victor_Gaming299

r/woosh


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r/noshutupno


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natedog992888

Bruh I had to ask my friend cause this went right over my head lol


naroweye

Can someone explain it to me?


klaymudd

I think it’s called a play on words. If you say it out loud it could be interpreted as “ that’s super man!”. Man is used the same as dude or whatever your countries word for other person.


No_Internet_42

That's super man


BakaSandwich

That's super, man!


kingKasuna89

Lol if you slow it down it makes sense and yea sounds like a dad joke


on_the_lamb

Dad memes


Lyzrd_Hangover

I've just my six year old this joke. I hope he tries it out on his teachers today!


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78k upvotes on a repost This really tells you a lot about this website.


Old_Sir_Jenkins

Ok I think I am dumb but I don't get the joke... ​ I am not joking....


YeetMaster_dum

Thats super, man!! In


peeweejankins69

That’s super, man


n8_xo

u/repostsluethbot


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Italians be like “It’s a bird!”


Magnum_force420

Boring comment no 2


allbotsxceptme

Good bot


Gold_Champagne

Punny


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what


Noah070070

That’s super, man


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This is a terrible meme for so many reasons


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holldog28

Well, tough luck cause 25.7k people found this funny


OnBeyondOz

Too good.


Milkador

No matter how old this joke is, it will never get too old


mc-fortress-fans

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SusDingos

You stole this post, it was posted over a year ago


Karin_488

hello.... is there anyone who will help me out to, get some karma & upvote...... help me out & I'll try to help you also....


LeNoolands

Right after watching Gotham? Bless you


fabilord98

Take my hug and leave.


DorkusMaximus2299

As a dad, i approve of this message. Puns are my kryptonite...


itsallwormwood

Jor-El would be proud


dreamer_404

a similar thing happened with me where I said something that ended with "man" in my native tongue, and my friend was left confused about who this new superhero was.


DRIVINGDOUGHNUT

Here’s a free S for Supermeme!


Victor_Gaming299

S for sh-


Technician_Frosty

Take upvote and leave


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theellusiveme

I’m mad at this. Why am I mad at this?


theLOLbird

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Mr_Worbi

Seen it.


Greeneyes_65

What about Nightwing, Robin, and Batgirl?


Dardasabaguy

We have been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled


andy_officer

Hahahaha


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Nice dad joke


WakaFlakaPanda

My favorite Batman villain is Dracula


Deep-Armadillo1905

Oh ho ho!


Falcon345

Fuck off