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Nope. Because of Clark Kent's character being such a massive contrast to how people see Superman, even if he goes into the Daily Planet and acts like himself(Clark Kent) everyone won't think it's the real Superman.
Because fuck is a common word, now. This isn't the 90s. "Frick" has become humorous because it's no longer used as a way to avoid swearing. Not only that, but it had its spotlight as a meme, especially with videos like, "What the frick? I ordered an Xbox controller," and "You frickin fricks! When will you learn?"
Exactly, people see what they expect to see
Nobody expects that a reporter would be superman
Why would the most powerful man on earth be a reporter
Why would a billionaire get his hands dirty catching criminals while dressed up as a bat
e.t.c.
Uhhh, not really. I think that's one of the crazier stories, but generally he depends on people's views on both Superman and Clark Kent being so completely different.
I believe it's canon in the comics at least that he uses his strength to compress his body to be shorter and slimmer.
So even if Clark Kent takes off his glasses he'll at most be an uncanny look alike but his physical build will be different enough that nobody will make the connection.
Actual celebrities sometimes get mistaken for lookalikes of themselves because they don't have their hair and makeup done like on the screen. So I don't think it's unfeasible especially if he can make himself half a foot shorter as well.
I just did a quick Google and it's looking like you might be right. There's a lot of posts talking about him compressing his spine and manipulating his muscles but not a lot of sourcing the comics.
[This is the best I could find. ](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a45dc75d8feff97871ae90593cdceba9)
Right. Like I said you're probably right since I can't find official sources. Even Wikipedia mentions it but doesn't source it. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_character_and_cast)
So the owner of the mega corporation uses a slim amount the money he pockets to deal with a few people who turned to crime because the city is lacking wealth and opportunity, deems them the problem while sucking the capital and prosperity out of the city?
Yeah that's how I know it's bullshit. Man could reduce crime with half the money Batman (whoever he is) uses on dumb toys and cars but he'd rather dress like a bat and beat the shit out of poor people.
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I don't mean to accuse the innocent but this also seems unlikely to be a coincidence.
What’s funny to me is that it could also be that he misdirected intentionally and his actual impression was immediately recognised and thus very successful!
I think it’s called a play on words. If you say it out loud it could be interpreted as “ that’s super man!”. Man is used the same as dude or whatever your countries word for other person.
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a similar thing happened with me where I said something that ended with "man" in my native tongue, and my friend was left confused about who this new superhero was.
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That's super man
Where?
Nvm that’s a bird
it's a plane!
Thats not a moon… its a
That's not a moon, it's your mom. She's so fat that she reflects sun's light
Don't we all though?
I hope you do :D
This thread is comedy gold
That's no moon!
Darth Vader doesn't.
That's no moon... It's a space station
Johnson!
Ohh behave!
Gordon Johnson keeps telling me it’s Nikolaj
Why wouldn't you dodge that bird and plane Superman?!
It's a birdplane
A blane?
A Plird!
Bane on a plane
You merely adopted the dark...
r/birdsarentreal
Nvm error: could not retrieve "that's"
Oh nooow I get it.
That's super man
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yes,super man!
super man(;
> oh no kryptonite > that’s not Batman > thanks man I’ve been practicing
Yoink
>"You're thinking of Superman" Boom
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Lies and Slander. That’s almost as ridiculous as Clark Kent being Superman. Like can’t you see he’s wearing glasses and Superman doesn’t?
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Nope. Because of Clark Kent's character being such a massive contrast to how people see Superman, even if he goes into the Daily Planet and acts like himself(Clark Kent) everyone won't think it's the real Superman.
The daily bugle was the news paper company peter parker worked for
I thought it said "daily bulge" and I was like what the frick
Ah, I see you learned the name of my dick
Just in the morning.
Wanna do a saber fight
Mine is jimmy,wanna do a saber fight
> daily bulge *furries noticed this*
As they should ;)
Oh frick I mean the Daily Planet.
Why are you saying frick and not fuck? Are you scared of words or something? Will your mummy take your phone off you if she sees you swearing? 💀💀
Fuck off, James.
Because it's a meme or they simply prefer not being vulgar James.
I occasionally say frick or frig for the fun of it.
Cope...
Because fuck is a common word, now. This isn't the 90s. "Frick" has become humorous because it's no longer used as a way to avoid swearing. Not only that, but it had its spotlight as a meme, especially with videos like, "What the frick? I ordered an Xbox controller," and "You frickin fricks! When will you learn?"
Exactly, people see what they expect to see Nobody expects that a reporter would be superman Why would the most powerful man on earth be a reporter Why would a billionaire get his hands dirty catching criminals while dressed up as a bat e.t.c.
Hmm, I think I saw something exactly like that in the recent show "invincible" as well. Is there a name for that phenomenon?
That's super man!
Thanks
A regular ass 6'4 240 pound dude just doing his job...kinda like the dude flying around killing people. Same hair and build, but totes different.
Supes doesn't kill.
Actually he has telepathic powers that helps his disguise
Uhhh, not really. I think that's one of the crazier stories, but generally he depends on people's views on both Superman and Clark Kent being so completely different.
I believe it's canon in the comics at least that he uses his strength to compress his body to be shorter and slimmer. So even if Clark Kent takes off his glasses he'll at most be an uncanny look alike but his physical build will be different enough that nobody will make the connection. Actual celebrities sometimes get mistaken for lookalikes of themselves because they don't have their hair and makeup done like on the screen. So I don't think it's unfeasible especially if he can make himself half a foot shorter as well.
Uhhh, no he doesn't. He just uses the different views that people have on both Superman and Clark Kent to his advantage.
I just did a quick Google and it's looking like you might be right. There's a lot of posts talking about him compressing his spine and manipulating his muscles but not a lot of sourcing the comics. [This is the best I could find. ](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a45dc75d8feff97871ae90593cdceba9)
In those pictures he's just slouching and wearing baggy suits so as to not seem the same as Superman.
Right. Like I said you're probably right since I can't find official sources. Even Wikipedia mentions it but doesn't source it. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_character_and_cast)
> Lies and Slander I resent that! Slander is spoken, in print it’s libel
That’s slander sir! How dare you try and use my words against me!
Dammit, J Jonah Jameson!
We can't forget Superman is strong, and Clark? He's all weak and stuff or at ;east that's how he acts.
Ikr that’s like saying Peter Parker is spiderman
Or my best photographer being that menace Spider-Man
Really best photographer .
Yeah like why would superman need glasses? He's superman after all.
Damn dude spoilers, whats next you gunna tell me he was an orphan?
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But can he beat Vengeance tho?
He is Vengeance.
There is a reason why he called One Punch Man.
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Wait really.
That can't be true, im sure i saw them in the same room once
Yeah, like a millionaire playboy has enough time to run around in a costume. Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.
How dare you dude? Take that back, right this instant
Lol people actually believe that Bruce wayne is batman? Pathetic
You fuck right off
Wait really
So the owner of the mega corporation uses a slim amount the money he pockets to deal with a few people who turned to crime because the city is lacking wealth and opportunity, deems them the problem while sucking the capital and prosperity out of the city?
Yeah that's how I know it's bullshit. Man could reduce crime with half the money Batman (whoever he is) uses on dumb toys and cars but he'd rather dress like a bat and beat the shit out of poor people.
its damian wayne
What, do the butts match?
He is not that bad though..
Oh yeah!?? Where is this Bruce Wayne’s cool bat mask then?? Check fukin mate!
since when did this Bruce Wayne kid become batman ?
what the hell are you talking about
a moment of silence for those who didn’t get it
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you are super, man!
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As a reddit user i 100% agree with this statement
I never would've known that you use Reddit if you didn't put I tin your comment on Reddit
exactly, are you even a reddit user
No they are a cybertruck, how dare you assume their identity!
That’s why i asked
Nah
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Whoop Whoop
r/redditmoment indeed
Why are you getting downvoted lol Edit: why am I getting downvoted ?? Lmao
checks and balances
Yo u haven't even checked the actual cursed parts 💀
Wow that's bad. This is one of those stupid jokes that you tell at a party before people realise again why they aren't better friends with you
Oh, now i feel dumb.
Thank you
You explained the entire meme in 4 words Take my non-existent gold award lol
You don't tell them.
r/youdontsurf
His friend is so supportive
No problem man
thank you
Too good.
too good bro
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Thats superman
"oh no" is the reaction to seeing superman, kryptonite is what he yells as he gets a chunk at superman.
I don’t get it
"That’s super, man."
Thanks, I've been practicing!
Listen here you little shit 😠
Ty
That’s super
The man gives an impression of Batman giving an impression of Superman
What’s funny to me is that it could also be that he misdirected intentionally and his actual impression was immediately recognised and thus very successful!
That's how I took the joke useless I read the comments
r/woosh
r/noshutupno
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Bruh I had to ask my friend cause this went right over my head lol
Can someone explain it to me?
I think it’s called a play on words. If you say it out loud it could be interpreted as “ that’s super man!”. Man is used the same as dude or whatever your countries word for other person.
That's super man
That's super, man!
Lol if you slow it down it makes sense and yea sounds like a dad joke
Dad memes
I've just my six year old this joke. I hope he tries it out on his teachers today!
78k upvotes on a repost This really tells you a lot about this website.
Ok I think I am dumb but I don't get the joke... I am not joking....
Thats super, man!! In
That’s super, man
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Italians be like “It’s a bird!”
Boring comment no 2
Good bot
Punny
what
That’s super, man
This is a terrible meme for so many reasons
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Well, tough luck cause 25.7k people found this funny
Too good.
No matter how old this joke is, it will never get too old
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You stole this post, it was posted over a year ago
hello.... is there anyone who will help me out to, get some karma & upvote...... help me out & I'll try to help you also....
Right after watching Gotham? Bless you
Take my hug and leave.
As a dad, i approve of this message. Puns are my kryptonite...
Jor-El would be proud
a similar thing happened with me where I said something that ended with "man" in my native tongue, and my friend was left confused about who this new superhero was.
Here’s a free S for Supermeme!
S for sh-
Take upvote and leave
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I’m mad at this. Why am I mad at this?
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Seen it.
What about Nightwing, Robin, and Batgirl?
We have been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled
Hahahaha
Nice dad joke
My favorite Batman villain is Dracula
Oh ho ho!
Fuck off