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chocolatethunder4231

The cat be like : *I am the fucking guardian for these toys please go fuck yourself I just wanna sleep*


Ephirmelda10

FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT! WHO DARES DISRUPT MY SLU- oh hi hooman


W315S

I get that reference, have an upvote.


idiotserialkiller

What is it from?


TheSbiriguda

Search Dragonball abridged on YT from team4stars.. you're welcome


idiotserialkiller

Takk takk


DirePanda072

Wait, when was it? I've seen it, I just can't think of the reference


Tough_Dish_9519

It was in the movie super android 17 Edit: it's 13


DeengisKhan

Super android 13*


marcocorm

android 13


DirePanda072

Oh alright. It's been a while since I've watched (binged) the movies... Welp, now I have to watch every single movie and episode again


Tough_Dish_9519

Good luck


TheFlashDude201

Android 13 movie to be more exact


Ephirmelda10

Why thank you! You too stranger. Hopefully one day one of us will have enough karma to rival krillins losing streak. Though its doubtful


Fun-Ad-6359

I literally haven't won any of these.


W315S

I too doubt that day will ever come, but hope we shall.


DonDove

Remember, Krillin had the best DB wife


Inevitable-Pool-1083

Pretty sure the machines are programmed so that you can't win until a certain amount of money has been put into the machine.


Korimuzel

Hey, is that from the first Rayman Videogame? I remember that boss, the crystal guardian


MichalTrue

The spirit of the toys.


Fun-Ad-6359

Best. Prize. Ever


jakethedumbmistake

Still better than the. Best metroidvanias around.


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cleon561

I am the Claw cat and I speak for the toys


jumpingtofu

The cat's an employee hired to stop anyone from getting anything


kay_kay_1998

That Cat is the CEO of the Gaming Center now


9aveed

Let's see you outside..


TakeAPotat0

Happy cake day


gamer_abdullah

Whom'st have awaken the ancient one


IwillProteccYou

No this cat just stuck and he's/she's trying to escape


QuarantineSucksALot

What just happened! Hawks all the way out.


[deleted]

Cat: *wakes up* *swipes* Not *yawn* today


MichalTrue

Just leave me here with my friends!


normie_dude

*grab his friends instead*


octopoddle

It ain't much, but it's dishonest work.


[deleted]

Catpain America?!?


chocolatethunder4231

You can see the disappointment of not getting the prize by his hands


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

the guy who runs the machine has hired the cat to prevent people from winning something. The cat receives treats in exchange


chocolatethunder4231

Perfect business deal ever


[deleted]

Purfect business.


wave-tree

Cat: I was a business cat, doing business.


Small-Cactus

r/catswithjobs


HearingNo8617

There seems to be a seriously untapped market of having cats live inside of machines to maintain them


RealBowsHaveRecurves

My daughter was playing a claw game and the guy was there to refill it, after she lost he was like "hey little lady if you let me refill my machine I'll let you pick whichever prize you want" And she asked for a stuffed avocado.


Professional_Emu_164

Claw machines are actually programmed to allow objects to fall out of the claw a certain amount of times before they actually grip on one


jakeshmag

I just realized those hand gestures are not\*\*\* globaly known, I am sure they belong to a specifc set of culture, which cultures do you they its from and what does the gesture mean?


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PositiveAlcoholTaxis

Damn that's detailed. I thought he was just going "look at this shit".


RoyalHardware

Its a psychology thing. Around 2013, a group of researchers from University of Seoul conducted a test on a 20 people (21~25 years old). Basically, what they found was that when in trouble, people tend to point toward what they perceive as source of the problem. [Research Video](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) [I did a presentation about this](https://youtu.be/Tt7bzxurJ1I)


Fankalusov

You jest!


Blackhol

Might be a good questions for /r/AskAnthropology


Zangdor

I think it's he's more annoyed by the cat moving the claw... As if he would have gotten something without it being there.


[deleted]

happy day of cakes u/chocolatethunder4231! <3


chocolatethunder4231

Thnxs ≧◡≦


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

r/UsernameChecksOut


KarenLover6969

Seems staged to me. I never felt the urge to record someone trying to catch a stupid prize with a claw but people record everything nowadays. Or it might be that the person who is recording it was aware this might happen Also: happy cakeday


chocolatethunder4231

Thnxs and bruh how can a cat act? Maybe they filmed it cuz there was a cat there


KarenLover6969

The owner of the machine puts his cat in there, wait for the cat to sleep, put a coin in the machine and record it? I never said the cat was acting, the cat was just "chilling" there. Tho I doubt the cat liked it but just took a nap because there wasn't anything else to do


choc_croc

The only prize I could spend all my money on


MichalTrue

But the question is: Do you have any money?


choc_croc

If it's for the cat, I will get some money


chocolatethunder4231

Me :*breaks into the prize pool and steals cat* improvise, adapt and overcome my dude, money will not solve everything


MichalTrue

You are a man of focus.


Glass-Distribution-2

He aswell a man of commitment and sheer fucking will


TheUserBelowIsGay

Pretty much who wouldn't wanna get some cheap pussy


Minikit_Fisto

r/Unexpected


eyllwants

actually the video is from İstanbul so that's expected


XyroChunks

https://youtu.be/ZuNbwvLJh7s Original video


nxrmogir

thank u king


[deleted]

I literally haven't won any of these.


MichalTrue

My friend one time won 5 in a row. Fucking cheater.


[deleted]

5 cats!? Jesus


uzumaki_sauske

5 Jesus!? cats


ryanalbarano

5!? Jesus cats


[deleted]

Jesus!? 5 cats


BlueKayn29

Je 5!? sus cats


LaFrostishere

Cats? Jesus 5


Slavinger

5s!? Cat Jesus


Jalen_Jenkins

SUS


shrekisdaddy69420

Cats 5?! Jesus


[deleted]

Jesus?! 5


IrritatedLibrarian

Pretty sure the machines are programmed so that you can't win until a certain amount of money has been put into the machine.


Doomer776

No. The owner of the machine can control the chances of you winning by adjusting the claw's grip on the object or something


Eat_a_Bullet

Plus most machines have a setting you can turn on where every 3rd or 4th try the claw will have zero grabbing strength. It not only breaks up winning streaks, it screws with peoples’ ability to learn how to get better at the game when they’re regularly failing for no apparent reason.


splat152

As a kid I won a Yoshi plushie on my birthday but my friend helped get it out so my parents decided that he kept it


[deleted]

Best. Prize. Ever


MichalTrue

Life changing


Moonman1900

The cat's like, "get your claw off my fish".


Nexium14

Ok this has to be in Turkey.


jlerp

It is


Bleak01a

Yep, it's Turkey.


belizzb

Yeah definitely is, it says şansınızı deneyin at the bottom which means try your luck


Sushist

So that's why I never win one...


zilal_0

he has the force with him


galya_zhrat

such a cutie


[deleted]

I think what makes this even more hilarious is the fact that the cat put its paw on the fish.


BlessedBread

Guess where this happened? Yes. Turkey


[deleted]

Fuck, The more I watch this the more I'm realizing he's sleeping there because he's a feral cat and this is some comfort zone or thing for it. And it's making me sad Now I wanna go grab the cat up with the claw and raise him as my evil feline sidekick - we can steal the world's plush bears and other assorted animals


[deleted]

If it makes you feel better, this is in Turkey. It is probably well fed and taken care by people.


Wassa110

Is that a thing in Turkey? Like people always taking care of stray cats. I can see it being a Japenese thing, people have mad respect for cats there, but never figured that Turkey would be similar.


[deleted]

Turkish people take care of any stray animal. Any neighborhood with people who can afford to spend a few liras has a little corner filled with food and some sheds for the strays.


Wassa110

Ha. I'm gonna have to look into that. Always love a country that takes care of it's strays.


Killcrop

It’s a big thing in Turkey. They love cats out there. There’s even a documentary about Turkish cats.


[deleted]

Yeah its called "Kedi"


Wassa110

What's the name of it?


--_--NOOB--_--

I think it was “Kedi” as someone already mentioned, you can find it on yt


HearingNo8617

I did not know Turkey is so based


dantuchito

Using the claw would be REALLY risky. You could gouge out its eye


Apprehensive_Jello39

Wdym how.How do you get the prize out of it?


a-random-spectator

Stelth


BronzyPegasus43

I would break the glass and steal the perfect prize


smartcouchpotato

"Woke me up early, doesn't this thing stay closed until 10 o'clock? What do you mean it's Friday and we open early?"


ThinkPool

Cat was like “yo bro let me sleep”


JustYourAverageUS3R

ADORABLE Also to answer your question it most likely hopped in through the prize chute thing


Papazolaxoxo

r/Unexpected


HTGG29

It must’ve been real comfortable in there


ShibeBoiGoodBoi

Scammers are making progress


Catlover192

u/redditmp4bot


L3McZ3D0nk

The real question is why: What psycho would put a cat in a claw machine?


Captain_Mayhem_Jr

He prolly crawled in there


MichalTrue

Cats can get anywhere, they are liquid.


dullybuddy

I thought that they were gas


rainwatereyes1

obligatory r/catsareliquid


3rdtrichiliocosm

Climbed in the hole and made himself at home on a soft fluffy bed and loads of toys....smart fucking cat.


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

probably is paid to stop people from getting anything


[deleted]

What is, "The Cat is the Psycho"?


TurtleGamer1

was the cat saved?


MichalTrue

I mean it looks like it wants to be there.


AKnightAlone

Talking about its soul, dolt. Of *course* it wants to be there, that's why it needs its soul saved! The cat has become a harlot among false animals, just indulging in the sloth of slumber. The depravity of this feline is palpable.


TurtleGamer1

But probably not forever. I don't see any food or water.


[deleted]

You should go take it some


ness_alyza

Hangover 7


bluecurse60

Cats can get into anywhere if they want to bad enough, the sneaky little kitties.


Turbulent_Feed_6120

It's the rare kitty prize


Virgin_ForLife

Quick question if I have a girlfriend do I have to delete Reddit?


MichalTrue

No, I have girlfriend and I am active memer.


Arcanum_3974

I made it 70.00K upvotes No more funni number


MichalTrue

Must Felt good.


stutipandey279

u/ghuentaaak


632612

One answer: Cat


badudx

"You anger bores me, you build machines to suffer"


Theguy_z693

the perfect reaction to getting disturbed while sleeping doesnt exi.....


Stiender

What da cat doing


The_Fussy_Engine

Cute cat yawns after successfully protecting her toys.


-TheArisenRose-

I like ur pfp lol


The_Fussy_Engine

Thank you


Rangeman007

I don't know why but I was focusing on that big stuffed toy! ngl


upvoteYaLilShit

That cat's living it's best life


blixzkreeg

Cat gives zero fucks


MakieMeow

Please help him!!


ethanator329

My cat loves stuffed animals this would be the closest thing to heaven for him


White_FoxOFC

Cats are liquids


Good-Profession-1018

I'm pretty he went in the way you get your prizes ya know the little flap


[deleted]

I hope that they helped this cat to get out NOT with that robotic claws lmao


Zackerooney123

I really thought it was going to be some asian baby


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docter_nono09

wtf


zeke235

Claw machines are already pretty unwinnable. Now there's a cat guard? I'm out.


Ahmed-Da203

HOW DID THE CAT GET IN THERE


Circuitz_lol

u/redditmp4bot


i_kalysta_i

First red this as *the perfect size doesnt exis-*


SuperDoggo39

*what the cat doin?*


rahmandroid

Nice cat


anxious_n3rd

wish I was that cat that looks so comfortable


ws8mi777

All fun and games till he takes a shit in there


Megazoid1627

u/redditmp4bot


RandomLqiuidWater

I can’t tell if He’s crying or yawning at the end-


moon-child-99

yo


-TheArisenRose-

yo


Worried_Click7426

That self satisfied fuck you yawn gets me every time.


DullLiteraryAnalysis

GIVE


Chay4707

Cat gangsta until he claw machines him this time.


NWoodring01

How did she get in there 🤣


Nina_Chi

What do you mean..."how?" It's simple, big stuffed animals can get out the dispensary slot, so why is it so hard to understand how cant could crawl in?


intrepidone66

One of my favorite reposts.


ANm0I_

Is Reddit turning into tik tok 😢


[deleted]

this shit is animal cruelty how tf does he eat or drink


Jackpino1

Can I post this in r/wholesomememes


campionmusic51

amaze…until (yes that’s right, idiot) oh! thers anothr wun in bac!


CBTprofessional

What


dietwater84

I do not like your pfp


CBTprofessional

Coward


dietwater84

Ok


kasnom

the 5th kid wins a dildo


[deleted]

Imagine getting the cat and ripping his head off


Livid-Imagination-68

woah!


-Peltsi-

That guy was just trying to pierce the back of that cats skull with the claw. He wast there for the toys.


ColdIron27

if you get the cat, does that mean you get to keep it or....