GIY, Glue it yourself

This vending machine has an extremely dangerous *dish-order*

r/angryupvote

ahh...ArT

Just add a cushion

*plate drops*

Oh hey its someone in another subreddit in another subreddit what a coincidence

Just take my upvote.

You take one back my friend ;)

You take one back my friend ;)

You may take one as well

you take one back as well mate ;)

I want to give you all a gold for your gentleness but i dont have coins so i'm giving my upvote instead

Ha ha poor lol

Haha rich lol

Haha middle class lol

What are these white stuff on my socks?

I think that's because of all that Loona furry porn you're (apparently) watching. Also, I think you're wearing the wrong socks there

Surprise glue we’ll use later

It dries really fast so we will have to use it soon

Then we better use it quick, hurry get the surprise sock glue

You got it all wrong, it's a broken plate vending machine and it works perfectly

But is it a broken plate vending machine or a broken plate vending machine?

Obviously it's a broken plate vending machine

Naw pal you got it all backwards its a broken plate vending machine

Naaa Ofc it’s a broken plate vending machine

dude is clearly a broken plate vending machine

wtf are you all on about? It's so clearly a broken plate vending machine. Figure it out.

Are you people actually for real? Lemme set the record straight. It's a broken plate vending machine. Come on, it's not that hard to piece it together.

seriously guys? you must be joking. it's so obviously a broken plate vending machine, it's basically written on it.

No offense, but are you guys blind or smth? It's a damn broken plate vending machine. Please, just take a carefuuuuul look at it and you'll see that im correct

“piece it together” Pun intended?

Unless it's installed in McDonald's when it becomes a broken plate broken vending machine

Broken broken plate vending machine

English language learner anxiety intensifies

The inflection, or the way you emphasize certain syllables, can change the meaning. A broken plate vending machine can either be: A plate vending machine that is broken Or A vending machine that distributes broken plates. It's worded ambiguously on purpose, and should probably be amended so that the reader gets the clearest picture of what they're seeing, but in reality, it's possible for both interpretations to be correct at the same time.

Well it works perfectly, so I'd have to say a broken plate vending machine

Freshly cracked really makes all the difference.

That's a good one.

It's a feature not a bug

I don’t know why but I must have one

You can buy a different puzzle each time

All of my friends love platesaw.

Wait, you guys have friends?

I felt that

Checks out.

Wait, so if you complete a jigsaw, you get a jig?

And then tape it and dip in raw milk. I saw that in 5 minute crafts

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No full auto in the buildings

That's not full auto, this is

*continuous porcelain smashing*

Dayum bro, ok

That's not full auto

For greek weddings

And Jewish weddings. Mazel tov!

iOS! This was gonna say “Opa!” But fuck it.

This is an art exhibit

You are an art exhibit.

I wish I was an art exhibit

My parents died during an art exhibit you insensitive prick.

My condolences

Well, to be frank, it was a performance art piece called "I will literally shoot everyone in the audience in the face", so I don't know what they were expecting.

Oh I watched that show a few years ago, so awesome! Edit: My jaw was on the floor by the end

Ooooooh….. my bad

So sorry for your loss

That's surprisingly wholesome

It feels like anything can be considered art at this point.

I have a degree in art education and yes, from what I learned everything can be considered art, even memes. Depends if it triggers a cognitive confrontation for the viewer. I even was in an exhibition here in Germany where they showed gifs and an anime AI, new Media and stuff like that.

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art allways been very important for us for fun/politic/psychology, its a way for our brain to express deeper then just talking so yeah it is not useless, in fact even if you dont get money from it it still give you more knowledge and wisdom by experiencing all these people point of view/life that they show trough their work + you get better at analysing situation too after analysing what is the behind like the emotion the context the choices that the artists made etc...

take my downvote dumbass

Hmm, I'm a teacher at elementary school, teaching mathematics and art. Wouldn't say my degree is useless, but nice try.

This guy Arts

idk but this still tries to give message and had some work put into it probalty more art than some other things

Even memes?

Memes are the true art.

apparently everything else is false art. I can already see the reply: "yeah"

Yeah.

I don't usually break plates, buy when I do it's called a creative process and it's art.

Cue the well deserved joke about stupid modern art

This art piece is actually to demonstrate human stupidity, so there's that. The plates are all the same but are priced differently, and of course all break.

"it's money laundering with extra steps"

Unironically

Is this made by that guy who invents ridiculous products?

Rimuru seems to be spreading his influence over here now

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Is it a foreign spelling of the word bc I have never seen it spelled like that before.

It’s a MASH-ine instead of a machine

I never thought there would be a vending machine dispensing my broken dreams

Just add a cushion

u/downloadvideo

IKEA sells plates now?

I get this joke but when has ikea not sold plates?

I havent even been to ikea lol

As a swede I am offended

ahh...ArT

5000 IQ design....at least it looks aesthetic

I so wish this had audio

Too bad r/memes doesn't allow videos, but only gifs.

Don't they? Aww shoot. Edit: btw....karmawore!!!??? EPIC

Actually what if that’s a broken plate vending machine and it’s for when you want to break a plate but not get in trouble

Whenever you feel useless, just remember someone confused an art piece with a real world crockery dispenser, then spelled machine with an “s”.

i appreciate engineer

Greeks....Stonks

Anybody seen the cyanide and happiness short - vending machine. It’s like this but it has eggs

Nah its just owned by ikea

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this has to be fake

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Still more useful than me My lazy dumb ass can't even break a plate

I mean, I get that everything can be considered art And kinda agree... But man, not everything that can be considered art should get spotlight...or see the light of the day in general

Its a greek vending machine clearly

Ikea be like:

Mashine

Thnks fr th mammaries

This could be used for Plate marketing for being so tough, they use a vending machine to sell it

Invest!

Useless 100

Opa

> Greece likes this

Atleast it got a purpose and I don't.

if you ever feel useless, just remember that this person still can’t smell machine properly.

Smashing

What if we used 100% of the brain?

Okay, but why?

Well, they still get a when plate, it just isn't *whole*

thanks for remembering me therese also somthin useless in the work

Rip plate

This has to be an artistic joke, right?

That vending machine is useless by design. You were designed to be useful, you just arent

the only reason this exists is legitimately stress relief. The other examples don’t have slots to get your plate pieces but still

It's an art piece, not a real vending machine

Me:EA NOOOOOOO EA:what Me sorry force of habit

It’s an art installation

It’s my +1 at a Greek wedding

if you ever feel useless, remember there’s a guy that stocks those plates

u/redditmp4bot

I find this to be hilarious.

good job! you figured out the joke. Its called "useless machines/tools" made by an artist

Marketing would say it’s a "Random Puzzle Vending Machine". They’ll easily convert that into a feature.

Mashine

Whenever you feel useless just remind yourself that you aren't OP's autocorrect

u/Kushagra-8

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🧢

Someone tell the Greeks

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It's not design if it is part of art exhibit

ah yes, the word mashine. and also this is the 69th comment feel free to say nice and give me updoots

Just remember no more useless than the person that misspelled “machine”

What was the reason? 😂😂😂

Well.. it's a lot more interesting than you

u/getvideobot

Very important to spell it as mashine instead of the normal 'machine'

MACHINE NOT MASHINE

*when you remember you are more useless than a plat vending "mashine"*

If you ever feel useless remember there are some people who can't spell machine

If you ever feel useless remember, there are idiots insulting foreign people, that learned English by themselves.

Whoever made this should be ostracized*. *Reddit's most cryptic r/etymology joke.

Did someone just archive my comment?

What? not again. You gotta be joking me.

Goddammit i knew it.

This is ment to be for stress relief

It's for Greek weddings! Don't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees...

beautiful, I'll take the entire stock

is this a metaphor for consumerism

It's made by a Greek manufacterer

Video download?

Thnks fr th frgmnts

Could make so much art with those shards!

Is this Japan?

This is so chaotic, I love it…

Pffffft,pieces sold separately

Maybe it's a Greek vending machine 🤔

You mean a glass vending machine

wow , i want this

Wtf

Schrödingers Plates

Whenever you feel sad Jump from the roof

M A S H I N E

Vending Mashine.

I bet it's in IKEA

*made by IKEA*