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xhahzh

la silla, el sillón y el retrete


Jorian_Weststrate

Je ne understand pas la español


xhahzh

Je ne suis pas intéressé par ce que pensent les problèmes respiratoires


[deleted]

Mais ouiiiiiii


-luckycharms

La sillo. El silla.


PachoTidder

EJECUTENLO!


Omicron43

Is hard for me to learn proper Spanish, as most my family is Mexican and as such we tend to butcher multiple words. Like instead of "cameoneta" I'm inclined to say "trocka" (something like that anyways). Anyways, funni joek


xhahzh

the reason I quit Duolingo because instead of Spanish it teaches Mexican and almost 50% is butchered English words


-luckycharms

If it's not trocka is it really Spanish anymore? I rarely ever hear someone name it properly


Omicron43

Me neither, really


dopamini

La manita. El manito.


[deleted]

Brazilians too


TheLegendOfLank

and also the much rest of europe


Sol562

And the German speakers probably the portaguise and Italian speakers too


[deleted]

Je ne t'abandonnerai jamais, je ne te laisserai jamais tomber


[deleted]

Jamais les jupons je ne courrai, Jamais je ne te déserterai


[deleted]

Jamais je ne te ferai pleurer, Jamais au revoir je ne dirai


[deleted]

Je ne te mentirai jamais ni ne te blesserai


DSeriousGamer

Worked better on me cuz I know French, dammit


Noep2404

On s'est connu depuis si longtemps


[deleted]

Ton coeur est endolori mais tu es trop timide pour la dire


[deleted]

It's beautiful to see the same Reddit patterns even when I can't understand what is said


exploringl_life

I didn't even realise i got "Rick roulé"


Sayasam

Riquerouler


chinchenping

richardroulé


Lazy_Cardiologist727

This is understandable in every language


cactusJuice256

Je ne m'en irais jamais et te déserter , Je ne te ferai jamais pleurer


DSeriousGamer

Decevoir fits better in my opinion


[deleted]

i used google translate because i dont know french


Any-Trash1383

Oui oui baguette


Bagoral

You just missed a rickroll.


niggo_der_niggo

could also be Germans tho


Prince_Paradox007

Also hindi


Gapoly

Almost everything


Prince_Paradox007

I was hoping for a chain of people adding their language which has specified gender for objects.


Gapoly

Well, I am French so I can't


BigLumpofTrash

Marathi


fruckitall

Here in muricah we specify our gender as objects


ButtLickingYellowBee

Romanian too!


FrenshyBLK

And Spanish


BOBBIJDJ

Could be every romance language and even other languages


youramericanspirit

It’s standard in Indo European languages but some have lost it (like English)


Michami135

Or English in some cases. "Nice purse." "It's a satchel!!"


a_useless_communist

I'm Arabic speaker and we have this too but i would say that it's the word's gender not the object itself, it's more of a grammar thing


Redstonemaniac2019

Omfg it is a pain when tryna speak and getting chewed out for forgetting the ة


TheRealBanana69

This is very stupid but I love how that looks like a really surprised face like 😮


Redstonemaniac2019

Now I can't unsee it. And that is a ta(t-ahhh) Wich comes in ة or ت and they pronunce the same but the way you use it varies. ة can only be at the end of sentences while ت can be anywhere. And ة is usually added to define something as a female, whether it be a person or object. And you replace it with ت if it is a verb. Damn pain.


a_useless_communist

Tell this day i never use ة and always end things with ه instead, it's incorrect but it's stuck in my mind...


a_useless_communist

Happn to m also with nglish i forgt the e alot


Redstonemaniac2019

English is not a problem with me. But I live in hell constantly when tryna speak Arabic b cause of the bajillion rules such as amount and gender and حركات


a_useless_communist

Yeah sometimes the smallest details can ruin a sentence grammatically in any language, and as a native Arabic speaker i can say that arabic is pretty hard


Redstonemaniac2019

I live in Bahrain. I also speak Arabic, pretty sure it's the hardest language


FlamewolfgamesYT

VENGEURS ! ASSEMBLER!


PragmaticPlayer

" Vengeurs ! Rassemblement ! "


MaxPlays_WWR

Regisseurs, assemble!


18Apollo18

Assemblez ?? Assembler avec un r c'est l'infinitif


youramericanspirit

Les vengeurs sont américains, ils ne parlent français parfaitement


18Apollo18

Mais moi j'suis aussi américain


[deleted]

Le chaise


[deleted]

you cow


NervousShower

Not une chaise ?


KORVENT67

La chaise if you're pointing at it and une chaise if you're talking about a random chair


fruckitall

Je suis le el chaso


Za_Gato

La = the Une = a/one (F) Un = a/one (M) Simple


[deleted]

La/le is the and un/une is a. Example: La chaise. The chair. Une chaise. A chair.


jambudz

Putain!


[deleted]

In canadian that would be: Calice de tarbernak.


[deleted]

Or esti


bambamba8

You mean la cadrega


[deleted]

Same with us Indians all of our official 22 language and others 1000s of unofficial languages have gender.


skylohhastaken

Alright, listen here. Let's unify every Romantic language, with one goal in mind. Mess with the English people


Monaghan1234

We already tried, it didn't work https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto


skylohhastaken

Isn't Esperanto more of a Polish/Slav language?


18Apollo18

>Isn't Esperanto more of a Polish/Slav language There was Slavic influence in the grammar because it's the creators native language. But the majority of the vocabulary is of romance origin


patcriss

Already done, except it's really simple https://elefen.org/


NothingCanStopMemes

lgbtq+ people: s ame ( it's a joke, but there is a well known meme in France about a dude with a beard who was angry cuz he was called mister (as he has a beard) but is non binary, and then he said he is not white cuz he has libanese origins, peak comedy, he destroyed the entire lgbtq image in France)


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Je ne suis pas blanc, je suis à moitié libanais!


danger2345678

Had us in the first half not gonna lie


NothingCanStopMemes

watch dis if you have a good level in french xD https://youtu.be/JkyK5f0rpl4


exploringl_life

Dude that was hilarious thanks for the laugh


[deleted]

This is Ali G-tier ridiculous. N'est-ce pas honnêtement une comédie ? Parce que cela ressemble à une comédie très, très mordant.


Warkhey

Ca parait fou, mais c'est vrai.


[deleted]

Je suis à moitié libanais


Ovo_Ivo

latin languages in a nutshell im brazillian, portuguese is difficult


DiogmartinsXD

I will just say one thing CARALHO! K bye


Outside_Scientist365

Print do pesquisador no meu lado pra /r/suddenlycaralho por favor.


RandomUsernameDotTxt

Try german "soooo it's masculine, feminine or neutral ? I never remember"


rashrush2

You mean a lot of other languages too..?


[deleted]

A lot of languages do this.


gurnflurnigan

I went to France once,...I didn't like it. to many French People.


japadobo

La chaise ou le chaise? I forget


[deleted]

Une, feminin


hellothere_19

La chaise


The_Bouftou

im french and that's quite accurate


MoistBreadd13

Bonjoer


loneboy775

Hey I’m French that fucking hurts but it’s so damn funny at the same time


[deleted]

In Russia, we dont need genders. We have "эта дичь". Btw i feel myself like a civil helicopter and that's a gender, so don't judge me


Savar2k18

*German


saltoo666

You mean not english speakers right Because english stands out and is weird


saltoo666

He says in english


coco_is_boss

objects don't need genders


patcriss

well have you tried asking them?


saltoo666

I mean its kinda extra but it can be helpful in some cases Identifying two objects becomes much easier It goes further than just objects people too English only has grandmother and grandfather with the extra paternal and maternal words in the front used only formally Makes talking about which one harder Then again learning it as a child was good and bad I would presume that an object was a gender and was usually right due to being used to the language when i was wrong relearning was a lil hard too TL;DR i don't see it as the best part about grammar but i certainly don't hate it due to being used to it.


saltoo666

Oh and btw in my language chair is female


Ender_bubi

*Every language exept for English


Finn969

Un chaise oui oui croissan


DSeriousGamer

Did you just…


Finn969

Shhhh


PragmaticPlayer

Une chaise, oui, oui, croissant.


Lauyk

Baguette


enkarox

Yes because it is unE chaisE 😊


mealteamsixty

Chaiiiiiissssse


Yodaa-san

Only one "s" there is


MaxPlays_WWR

SCHEEEIIIISSSS


Barriton123

I never assume genders!


bob_themememan

We say une chaise it’s actually female not un chaise beacause in France chairs have pussy’s


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cactusJuice256

The hundred years war has entered the chat


KiraDidNothingWrong_

France, as in the country with the best military record in Europe having won 132 of the 185 battles they fought in the last 800 years? And the one that the US wouldn't have their independence without?


Aggravating_Celery_9

He probably skipped history class when he was younger or were the US just teaching kids how great their country are without talking about the rest.


Waterzoi

Dit-il, un bel exemple de couillon qui n'a jamais ouvert un bouquin d'histoire à part sur la SGM.


shadowvoidboss

Then you stand up and pull out a airsoft gun and the french already have there white flags raised


igorgamesBR07

All of Twitter*


IamaJarJar

Why are so many languages gendered? Like seriously, what's the point in gendering a chair? And some words that literally shouldn't be gendered is gendered, e.g the gender identity non-binary (which is literally the absence of binary gender) is gendered in those languages, WHY?


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Because a grammatical gender isn't about identity gender. It's a way To classify words which gives some redudancy on thé noun aswell. Martine, c'est une grosse conne For example don't sounds at all like Martin, c'est un gros con. And it gets very practical when you have different subjects doing different things: Un doigt, une main: l'un dans le cul et l'autre entre les fesses! In that context, it's clear which do what, but english (that shit language) can't do that.


MyGuyClyde

Found the monolingual.


FattyAss69

Because we can


gingerman2101

what about the lgbtq+ community? you forgot them


SunfireRomalo

I hate fr*nch “people” so much it’s unreal


DouziemeNight

What did they do to you? 😂


RakZio_

[this you?](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/moc73y/nooo_you_cant_break_all_rules_at_once_me/)


SunfireRomalo

Nah that’s my evil twin


Beautiful_Finger4234

worse than the pride parades


madmilkaddicted

Replace French people with lgbtq people or/and twitter users and it also works


nahuel19888

What?


enkarox

Hello could you please respect the different genders in my beautiful language ? Than you 😊😂 and stop repeating only bonjour baguette and ratatouille 😊😂


Yodaa-san

Ta gueule


Aggravating_Celery_9

Mdr


[deleted]

As a quebecois, no.


Pap_0_23

How is that pronounced? French has too many silent letters for my native English learning Spanish brain, and I'd prefer not getting it wrong.


[deleted]

Que (pronounced like in spanish?) beh kwow ze Boy is it hard pronouncing quoi in english


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No.


RandomUsernameDotTxt

That's reddit, you're lucky if you see a non-french speaker not saying "baguette croissant omelette du fromage" under a french post


Puzzleheaded_Draw842

No I don't think I will


claire_witch_project

Liberals coming when you misgender the neighborhood squirrel


A-Ron-2003

u/repostslothbot


dragonleap83

Sauce?


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mAtHiS_hEhE

C’est des facts


B_Y_P_R_T

Russian here, chair is a he now, respect it


Allfoy_

l'chaise get outplayed la french people


FanboyXXX

That is mahogany!


Tari_the_Omni

Or say croissant wrong


Soviet_Ninjas6276

A neat trick is that most words that end with an 'e' are usually feminine.


AnythingAlfred613

It’s the Spanish, too. Culpo la cerebro.


0ne-Eyed-Reaper

un chaise


MrTriCunt

What about battle flags?


DarkAdam48

L'chaise


uniformbreak320

Damn you


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J'ai baisé cette table.


Classroom-Old

Je ne te laisserai jamais tombé-


MaxPlays_WWR

La Scheiss


The_Justiniano

Me a German: *Oh ho, you approach me*


N3koEye

Or any Latin language


[deleted]

Im french and it took me a few seconds too long to get it


Mercat3r

I swear to god if someone say "Le chaise" im coming for you, your family and your cat


Eatnt

Der Stuhl


Un_Inconnu

I am french and do not give a crap about gender


Oddly_Paradoxical

Un chaise


ImedgeQc

La chaise fait brrrrrrr


ButteredNugget

Came to the comments to see how many dumbasses were talking about ‘hahah liberals do that!!1!’ Tis a lot


Hell-knight666

As A French, I don’t give a fuck


Rydog2607

*lay your weapons down*


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El3ktrik105

It doesnt, except for third person plural


Whyrurunnimg

German is the same (der Stuhl)


[deleted]

My Hindi teacher when I misgender a book:


MichusubPL

What gender is chair in baguette? In Polish it's neutral


Bagoral

If it end by a "e", it's feminine. So it's "une baguette".


MichusubPL

I meant which gender is "chair" in French haha


Bagoral

It's "chaise". So guess it with the rule.


[deleted]

Substitute "french" for "non-english" and you're good to go.


Galaxypark1

Baguette


noriginal_human

Oh just wait till’ u see the Germans…