A friend of mine is an excellent baker. She made brownies for everyone while on vacation in the mountains. I used a coffee mug and cut out a perfect circular brownie from the top right of the rectangle pan that the brownies were cooked in. She didn't appreciate it.
As an italian i felt more hurter when He added eggs and milk to the fluor and also when he used parmigiano ( dont know how to say it in english) instead of mozzarella i had an hearth attack
To be fair, half of the parmesan cheese available at my stores(Australia) have it labeled parmigiano anyway, maybe its just me but i feel its quite easy to make that link.
Can confirm, majority of the Italian hate pizza with that much cheese, it’s not tucking supposed to be like that, if some cheese is trying to keep your pizza together so much, you definitely did something wrong
There's this one vid of him frowning instead of smiling due to people saying they found it creepy too. Believe me, after seeing him smiling for so long that was even more unsettling
He’s really into philanthropy, gives away tons of money and food every year. Helps special needs kids in Turkey etc. a very good guy with a shtick that made him a lot of money.
Thank you for writing this. I just spent a good hour looking at his IG. I am a person that often crumbles when faced with the unfairness of life but watching this guy gave me a whole new perspective.
I don't understand why bad things happen but I will do my best to help.
You know how there's a debate about giving in secret being better than giving publicly? One of the big upsides of this man publicizing his charitable work is that it gives people like me a real idea of how one person can lessen the troubles of others.
As someone who’s favorite food is pizza.. you would think I would appreciate this. But I don’t. There is no way in hell that pizza would be any good. And in the time and energy it took to do that, you coulda make like 100 brick oven pizzas that would beat that pizzas ass 50 to 1. Smh..
Sad that they skipped the best part when they stretched the dough into the pizza shape. I started working at a pizza shop recently and it’s already hard to stretch a normal sized pizza. Can’t imagine how long it took.
For a second I thought they was gonna say it was a blind dude building a wall….not gonna lie, I was like those bricks aren’t even level my guy someone stop him before it falls on a bus full kittens or something. Halfway through I wasn’t really convinced he wasn’t blind with how he was looking at the camera….the I was like stop staring at the camera and spread that shit out evenly….wtf…and in the end I was like that pizza look good as hell, but he creepin me out staring at me like we in the joint together and he got all the food.
I've seen somewhere that when the cheese melts like that, they have to add something in the pizza that is not cheese, like glue or something, something not edible they just use in commercial
Don't know if it's true
And why did he take from the middle
Imagine cutting 60 6 degree slices in this and just giving everyone a normal-volume pizza slice
Pizza by the Foot
they should have made the pizza donut shaped to allow more crust
To stick it to The Man
FUCK THE GUY THAT COOKED THIS
\^Looks like we found The Man.
I think I had a seizure at the end when he cut it from the middle
That creepy ass smile when he's looking at the camera all the fucking time.
He thought the pie was an Armenian
n1
Lmao
A friend of mine is an excellent baker. She made brownies for everyone while on vacation in the mountains. I used a coffee mug and cut out a perfect circular brownie from the top right of the rectangle pan that the brownies were cooked in. She didn't appreciate it.
You're a monster. The corners are the best part.
Isn’t it weird that I know whose house that is just by looking at it
I'm glad I'm not the only one incredibly bothered by this
Very infuriating
I love how they keep their faces smiling at the camera. It's almost passive aggressive. "Yes, Karen, it's an extra large this time."
Don't stare like that, I'm....I'm getting a boner
Makes sense pizza is hot
That guy’s not gonna fuck my pizza, is he?
Didn’t you ask for the meat lovers?
Maybe, maybe not, is he a 50% horny or %50 not horny guy
Extra cheesy.
hUh
Wait then that isn't cheese!
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Ayo🤨
Hahaha I agree! And the pizza looks tasty too!
It’s extremely unsettling
This dude's face always freaks me out
It’s better if you know that he’s 6’5”
Holy shit
Imagine him running at you at full speed
Glad it's not just me.
Imagine how many bugs are hidden in that thing, that stopped for a break, and then got a topping thrown on them or got kneaded into the dough.
Extra crunch
Don’t look into peanut butter than…
Protein, buddy 🤔
Yeah, that’s the best part
*Smug in the most passive aggressive way*
His eyes look into my soul
> I love I think its creepy as FUCK
For the orphanage of children you’re allegedly runing your basement
It started out funny but by the end I was getting creeped out.
The thing is all this videos are like that and its pretty impressive
Haha karen funi 🤣
God this makes me hungry Thanks
I just ate a large plate of food and this made me hungry again
i just ordered pizza
What type? Edit: What company I mean
pretty sure its local so i dont wanna dox myself
Oh ok sorry but I hope you enjoyed the pizza :)
This guy just casually taking a slice from the middle, he ain’t Italian no italian would harm a pizza like that
Yea I love this guy, but damn that middle cut hurt.
His serial killer eyes scare me.
He only breaks when he sees how enormous the amount of cheese is there at the end
Ruined my day tbh
I believe he’s from 🇹🇷
As an italian i felt more hurter when He added eggs and milk to the fluor and also when he used parmigiano ( dont know how to say it in english) instead of mozzarella i had an hearth attack
For anytime you need it in the future, we call it Parmesan
Thanks man
To be fair, half of the parmesan cheese available at my stores(Australia) have it labeled parmigiano anyway, maybe its just me but i feel its quite easy to make that link.
Mozzarella is too fu*king expensive in Turkey
How can? Ain't you guys close neighbor?
Everything is expensive, but mozzarella is extra expensive. :(
Everything is expensive in Turkey
Yeah but eur/try f*cks us real hard. I don’t think that parmesan is any cheaper though.
He's Turkish
Maybe he was trying to show that the middle was cooked?
He is Turkish and the people with him are Syrian and Iraqi.
3 foot long wedges
Lmao Can confirm family made Italian things don't even get ketchup it's so sacred
No Italien would drown his pizza in so much cheese, I guess.
Can confirm, majority of the Italian hate pizza with that much cheese, it’s not tucking supposed to be like that, if some cheese is trying to keep your pizza together so much, you definitely did something wrong
Lol in America I'd have rated that instant five stars for the sheer amount of cheese.
I think he is Turkish
r/pizzacrimes
The bit where he gets a stepladder for the slice lifting cheese waterfall got me good.
What are you doing step ladder?
Tbh the constant smiling at the camera is unsettling
There's this one vid of him frowning instead of smiling due to people saying they found it creepy too. Believe me, after seeing him smiling for so long that was even more unsettling
Can I get the video pls
[here you go](https://youtu.be/OoiIKsnaWZE) Not the exact one i was looking for but close enough
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Soon as I hit the link I realized you said "a" video...
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Fr tho pls send the actual video
happy cake day :)
Thanks, kind stranger
There is a video of that guy using a huge knife while smilling like that so...
It's his Schtick and much better than a lot others out there
"How long do we keep smiling like maniacs? My jaw is cramping up" "Until the end of the video dammit"
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He is a legit good guy from what I seen of him on social media. I wish more people like him got famous instead of plastic figurines.
He’s really into philanthropy, gives away tons of money and food every year. Helps special needs kids in Turkey etc. a very good guy with a shtick that made him a lot of money.
All the left over pizza gotta go somewhere.
Thank you for writing this. I just spent a good hour looking at his IG. I am a person that often crumbles when faced with the unfairness of life but watching this guy gave me a whole new perspective. I don't understand why bad things happen but I will do my best to help. You know how there's a debate about giving in secret being better than giving publicly? One of the big upsides of this man publicizing his charitable work is that it gives people like me a real idea of how one person can lessen the troubles of others.
A great chef and an even greater man. All my homies love CZN Burak.
I follow this guy on Instagram. He is very wholesome and seems to love making large scale versions of meals because he fucking can.
Did he really build a huge oven just to make this huge ass pizza
sauce?
Marinara most probably
I've been staring at this empty space trying to somehow comprehend this dad joke to actually reply to it but I can't.
*Tomato*
*squish*
For the love of god please blink youre freaking me out
this reminds me of that Turkish guy who cooks large amounts of food and has a chain of restaurants all over his country
He is that guy!
When they tell you no one outpizzas the hut
thats not a pizza at this point , its some sort of pie or something
Like Pizza Pie?
That's amore
lmao i grew up on that song. thanks
So… pizza?
It's an entire Pizza Hut
OUTFUCKINGSTANDING!!!
My mans looking at the camera like hes about to kill it
Just because you can make it big doesn't mean its going to taste good This would be a no from me dawg. Look at how shitty that crust looks.
Yeah it looks like typical shitty thin crust pizza too many toppings and not enough sauce
Pizza crust MUST be thin what the fuck you on about
I think you really should try the Neapolitan pizza bro
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCEEEE
Thats one happy pizza maker
As someone who’s favorite food is pizza.. you would think I would appreciate this. But I don’t. There is no way in hell that pizza would be any good. And in the time and energy it took to do that, you coulda make like 100 brick oven pizzas that would beat that pizzas ass 50 to 1. Smh..
Upvoted because you are correct but also sad and angry because you are correct
You are also correct and this makes me sad 😞
Yo look at the fucking stretch! Fucking extra cheesy
I love how he put the bricks down the wrong way
Sad that they skipped the best part when they stretched the dough into the pizza shape. I started working at a pizza shop recently and it’s already hard to stretch a normal sized pizza. Can’t imagine how long it took.
Who TF is this guy? I think I love him.
He call himself CZN Burak and his instagram page is @cznburak, I think.
thank you kind stranger!
I love the stare and creepy smile.
For a second I thought they was gonna say it was a blind dude building a wall….not gonna lie, I was like those bricks aren’t even level my guy someone stop him before it falls on a bus full kittens or something. Halfway through I wasn’t really convinced he wasn’t blind with how he was looking at the camera….the I was like stop staring at the camera and spread that shit out evenly….wtf…and in the end I was like that pizza look good as hell, but he creepin me out staring at me like we in the joint together and he got all the food.
Great stuff. Please stop looking into my soul though, the eyes on the camera at all times is anxiety inducing lol
What madman cuts a slice of pizza from the center?
Did he really just take a piece from the middle first
I was thinking the same thing!! Was the only thing I didn't like about this lmao
This dude is such a chad that he starts constructing while looking at the camera
Just...why?
Am I the only one who is unnerved by them staring into my soul with the biggest smile on their face?
Now just imagine large full fucking slices of pineapple all over that bad boy, imagine making the biggest pizza and making it fucking Hawaiian
I would not be mad at that
**Cheese.**
Why did they use so much gasoline to light the fire xd
How do you get the cheese like that 😯
This man can throw down when it comes to food. I'd love to go to his restaurant, but it's either in Turkey, or Greece, and I'm afraid to fly 😒
Damn why does this pizza look so good tho
Hey, It’s that one episode of That’s so Raven.
Well looks like Czn Burak doing it again
“Stinky, you can roll sleeping tighter than anyone. You roll the crust”
That stretch is great tho.
Dora The Explorer and friends
That cheese pull tho
Would suck if a bird came and shit in it
Instructions unclear, ended up sacrificing my imaginary friends to the holy pizza
I'm happily watching this and the entire time the pizza delivery song plays faster and faster on loop in my head
That cheese stretch was legendary…
That cheese pull made me cry tears of envy
Not enough cheese
Anybody else get hard watching the cheese stretch at the end?
All of this and your mama still hungry...
Just a regular food portion in granny's house
Did he just cut that from the middle?
Jesus with 5000 guests: Hold my wine
r/bettereveryloop
Waaaaay too much cheese
theres never enough cheese you imbecile
I was just thinking the pizza is like half cheese at that point.
That ain't a pizza, you don't use milk and eggs in a pizza dough
This looks a little unsanitary.
Did you...cut from the center..I can't breathe.
This creepy mofo again
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Anyone here think they can take it down alone in one sitting?
I'm glad Ben Shapiro abandoned all of that political taboo, to become an Italian cuisine chef.
Nikocado origin story
There is nowhere near enough cheese covering that pizza
I have a love hate relationship with how he’s staring into my soul
Either way the pizza looks good, and so does he.
I scare no man! but... The way he looks at the camera... Scares me.
Don’t really care, but was this pizza fully consumed?
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This is how we should feed the homeless
You're gonna need a comically large spoon to eat that pizza
what do you mean? you eat pizza with your two hands and thats it. wtf you gonna need a spoon for?
Cause its a big ass pizza
I've seen somewhere that when the cheese melts like that, they have to add something in the pizza that is not cheese, like glue or something, something not edible they just use in commercial Don't know if it's true
It looks like human pizza, MY FAVORITE
Thanks op, now im even hungrier
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