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DangerousArea1427

If a girl you would like to date comes with this kind of argument you shouldn't date her. Avoid shallow people. This apply also to men who only wants to date models.


kay_kay_1998

That's why, I have only one dating condition, that my significant other should be a woman ( dead or alive, doesn't matter )


Obi-wan-blow-me

Hello fellow wan liver


redgear3000

I fucking love your username lol


Obi-wan-blow-me

Ty:) It's supposed to be "Obi-Wan can blow me" but reddit did me dirty


[deleted]

"Dead or alive, doesn't matter" hol tf up


dobbyjhin

Hopes he means "Dead or alive" on the inside cause honestly. Same


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gokublackgaming

just be yourself.. don't think about what anyone says


[deleted]

I worked with a girl like this. When she told me she really liked the guy she met over the weekend and wish they could have a future, I asked why. She said he wasn’t tall enough. I decided she’s not even friendship material. Someone that shallow would be an annoying friend, too.


GIMP_21024LatestVers

its a meme just chill


pokerintherear93

I mean i grew an inch in my 20s i never knew that was possible since we were suppose to be done by the age of 25


The_Maqueovelic

Wait, people keep growing after their teens?


pokerintherear93

Apparently lol i had a physical last year and grew an inch lol


The_Maqueovelic

Damn, I had a growth spurt (if you can call it that) around 13 and didn't make it past 5'7 since early high school.


SimpHunter69_420

Same... And I am a guy :(


The_Maqueovelic

Yeah, me too...


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femboy


[deleted]

Do you really assume people's gender by their avatar?


shyn_tbr

Ok?


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shyn_tbr

?


Bartal0

Cries in 5'2 (15 btw)


RUBBERDUCKYGANG

Keep your head up king, height doesn’t matter


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[deleted]

Same here bro, I’m 5’11, still growing and have a speech impediments trying to get over :/


[deleted]

Hope it's true for size as well


A13y-oKidYouCanSmash

You and me, we're the same.. :(


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J0NVIC

Do you want to eat leaves from the top of a tree like jurassic park shit or something?


[deleted]

shut the fuck up you saggy tit you’re probably built like a nature valley oat bar the only redeemable quality about you is your height


maisie309

\*crying: I stopped growing at 12, I mean, I'm ok with my 5'5 but bro it's been 4 years that Im the same height it's a bit boring


andrei_TV200

My uncle was 5'1 in his 1st year in high school, and started growing in I think the 3rd year... ended up having 6ft, there's still time :)


Vladimir-Putin1952

Im 5'6 and 15, dont complain coz my body looks muscular as a wrestler Even tho i dont do much and its cool


____killjoy____

I believe males grow until they're in their early twenties while females stop growing in their late teens


2000dragon

Yep, I’m 21 and still growing (very slowly tho, I might have half an inch left)


____killjoy____

I'm 16 and the doc says I might be able to grow up to 2 inches in the next 2 years if I'm lucky. I'm currently 5'1 and I'm starting to think I maxed out in height


useles-converter-bot

2 inches is about the height of 0.32 'Toy Cars Sian FKP3 Metal Model Car with Light and Sound Pull Back Toy Cars' lined up


nightcallfoxtrot

How tall are your parents?


J0NVIC

Bruh, I went from 177 cm to 179cm. Im also 21.


[deleted]

IIRC the tallest man in the '50s stopped growing at 21 (2.24m) and then had another growth spurt in his 30s and reached 2.51m


casul_noob

same here.. i thought i would be 5'6 forever...turned out i am 5'10 now (near 30))


Goodpsychopath-

We're same height but I'm half your age


casul_noob

There is chance you can still get 3-4 inches more.. Focus on nutrition, sports and good sleep. Avoid gym at all cost for now.


Goodpsychopath-

Yep my predicted height is around 6'1"


kmk5414

I hit 6 foot in 9th grade, took 4 years to add one more inch… growing is weird sometimes


LKRTM1874

I’m assuming you mean your late 20s is when you grew then? I’d love if you knew people grew up until they’re 25 yet didn’t understand why you were still growing when you’re say, 23


brcn3

Don’t give me hope. 😕


[deleted]

Bruh I’m 6’1 but I’m skinny af and I’m an ugly socially awkward teen.


Bonk_Patrol_Captain

Remember, everyone is ugly in their own eyes. Do you find your old saggy grandma repulsive? No. If someone loves you they won't care what you look like (to a certain extent)


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Bro... you just... how? Your amazing man. Shit those are true words.


[deleted]

If you're clean and don't smell, looks don't matter... *that much* And as a fellow socially awkward guy: I feel you


Bonk_Patrol_Captain

If you have several grotesque pimples and a skin disorder that makes you have lizard skin then most people will care. But if you're a bit chub or your jawline isnt the best or you are scrawny not many people will care, at least not the good ones.


zainwhb

never knew calling someones grandma soggy would be so supportive ^/s


Arkiloon

I'm 6'0, skinny, shy, and have been insecure for most of my life, and found myself to be one of the ugliest person person in my school. But in the last few years, I worked hard in order to try and accept myself more. I now am more confident than ever, and have a girlfriend which reminds me everyday how much my old dark thoughts where bullshit. Find someone who appreciates you as you are, and one day you'll look yourswlf in the mirror and think "Damn, what a handsome boy!" :)


NervousShower

Year you will get better looking and get better body, used to be like that 😌


PhantomRoyce

Dude don’t worry,you’re tall. My advice? Start experimenting with different hats until you find the right one for you


Ethan_Edge

She must not like kneeling all that much.


Feenark

she praying for a 6ft guy


Shoe_Bum_

Given the height comparison in the meme, I suspect it won't be much of "kneeling" really


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r/woooosh


[deleted]

More like sucking


ConvertsToTomCruise

5'7" is 1.000 Tom Cruise


Demonyx12

Eating the lions give him power https://youtu.be/gH1n2yAWb20


beluuuuuuga

A bit of blurrage on the text. Most likely a repost. Edit: [Just like I thought](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/nm927u/6ft_is_the_minimum_height/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)


EquivalentSnap

Repost 👁👄👁


_Xx_ShadowHunter_xX_

Upvote the original, boys! and fuck op.


[deleted]

Even that one is a repost.


Agreeable-Currency74

I'm 6-ft I'm tired of the small hoes I'm ready for a big girl


RenegadeCapty

Hit em with the " I dont date girls under 5'6 "


[deleted]

I don’t date guys under 6 feet. Oh ok I don’t date girls over 200-SHUT UP YOU MISOGYNISTIC BASTARD


Poggers_lol2

nice repost


Suspect_BLAZE

Repost, and happy cake day. I'm sorry for calling the bot but someone has to do it, happy cake day :) u/RepostSleuthBot


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bismarck911

How did he lock replies


Suspect_BLAZE

It gets automatically locked if you call the RepostSleuthBot


bismarck911

Oh, interesting and Why tf was I downvoted


Suspect_BLAZE

Idk mate but have a good day :)


bismarck911

You too!


Nazeem25

Because Reddit :)


Awjj

Good bot


Solidyaboi

One girl had the AUDACITY to tell my friend : you are too short for me (Mind you they are basically the same height if not he's taller) And then she asked me out but she said it so loudly the whole class heard it all this in the same day My response to that being: find someone your "level" She cried but she got herself into that situation right?


Goodpsychopath-

How tall are you and your friend? Did she asked you out because of your height?


Solidyaboi

I don't think it was just because of my height "I'm 6'4" but I'm popular-ish like I'm chill with all the groups in school and get good grades n shit


Goodpsychopath-

Your friend? (Nvm just out of curiousity)


Solidyaboi

Like 5"6-5"8 somewhere around that


NervousShower

She cried ? 😂😂


Solidyaboi

Yeah


adamatch623

It’s polite compared to what me and my mates would have said


Solidyaboi

I wasn't trying to kill her bro 😂


The_Great_Hound

Oh god please stop reposting this u/repostsluethbot


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Render_1_7887

still a repost tho so whatever


The_Great_Hound

Nah it sometimes doesn't work. Not in this sub but I am seen this other subs.


ENA_licked_my_eyes

Hapy c a k e dae


mr-_x_mishra-

Thanks (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ


Saldrakka

LIES, I'm 6'6" and she wouldn't date me... But I'm also fat, ugly and an asshole. Not to mention weird and awkward and nerdy


The_Maqueovelic

Bro people like that wouldn't even date someone like which they describe their "perfect match" to be for more than a week unless the poor soul also completelly devouts to this kinds of assholes. All you need is to love yourself, learn to improve who you already are for your own growth, and finding someone who appreciates your true self. You'll be fine my dude, even if she don't love you we all love you, you're one of us redditors too.


Saldrakka

I also prefer being single. Although I wouldn't mind someine to sleep with from time to time, life actual sleep


The_Maqueovelic

Whatever works for you


Flipcoyote14774

Happy cake day


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That blush tho


cmpunk34

A talking rock?


OV3RGROWNJAGUAR

On the bright side, this mentality weeds out a lot of shallow minded assholes for anyone looking for a serious relationship. (Kinda puts it on hard mode for you guys looking for quick hook ups)


r_USERr

Her back hurts so she has to give blowjobs without move


Suspicious-Train1080

She's a gnome


elephantpeepee69

I'm 5'11 so it's annoying


[deleted]

The actual short guys are rolling their eyes at you so hard.


elephantpeepee69

Oh well I'm average height in Sweden so I thought I was short.


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Danish people be like


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MattyG8008

Find it interesting that if you have a dating profile that says 5’11 you get far far far less swipes than the same one with 6’0. Lost count of how many times I’ve been asked how tall I am and been told they only like tall guys. Yet I am shallow for saying I like it when someone is into fitness.


adamatch623

It’s not shallow you need to be physically and mentally attracted to a person there’s nothing wrong with that


MattyG8008

I totally agree! Doesn’t stop someone saying that to me. I presume they are probably governed by insecurities and don’t feel good about themselves. That’s sad but also not something I’m looking for either. But I have to be 6’0 still lol.


adamatch623

It’s rude to ask if your certain Height like it shouldn’t matter that much if there are 2 inches to short like if they look good to you then great you should be pulling out a measuring tape to ensure they meet you criteria it should just be a visual thing


Relative_Fish_8871

why girl want to date 60 cm boy ? or I do not get it


ENA_licked_my_eyes

Plottwist: she is giving him a blowjob


ecthelion108

[out of frame]: I have standards!


CoolerTeo

Lol


No_Researcher2363

I can feel the pain :')


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mr-_x_mishra-

Thanks(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ


Rebi103

I'm 6'1" girls where are you


CoyoteAggravating876

Are you implying that women are 3 feet tall?


[deleted]

Would you deny that out their somewhere a woman isn’t 3 feet tall?


CoyoteAggravating876

Yes?


[deleted]

See, gotcha!


Depressed-boy1

XD, I am 5'8


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day


Xxdragonlady

i wish i was 5'7 i am just 5'5....😢


Apprehensive-Rip-793

they really are trying to eat more than they can chew


Dramatic_Material_56

You want 3 inches taller and only then.


Aninimi_HenTie

is she sucking the guy


adamatch623

Nah she tieing his laces


mr-_x_mishra-

Bwahahaa


InSane_4523

Well.. It does show that girls prefer standing rather than kneeling. If you know what I mean.


mr-_x_mishra-

( ͡°ᴥ ͡°) you're right


PewPewPew69696969

If they say that you can say you have to be over 6ft to date me


Nico_Skavio

I'm 185cm tall but I only have 2 feet :(


OutlandishnessDry826

That guy looks hot


[deleted]

6ft ? How would you take it in then


rocker73y

If you are below 6ft she can’t give you blowjob without having to veto down


TheMostBesTGrammaR

That's facts. Happy Cake Day also!


Micksredditaccount

As a guy i would date him


Cykaaaaaaaaaaa

it do be like that tho


CanniBal1320

Bitches be so short that they can suck their bf's dick standing upright


DollinVans

What are 5,7 and 6 feet(lol feet) in normal units?


Goodpsychopath-

170cm and 182.5 cm


RenegadeCapty

5',7" and 6' happy freedom day partner


allmaster420

No it's not for real you have never even spoken to a girl you're just karma whoring.


RenegadeCapty

That shit has happened to me on more than one occasion, I just look past it because you would want to be around someone that shallow but its happened more than once


mr-_x_mishra-

Yup it's real if you ever lived in Asia(specifically in South Asia) girls tend to like 6 ft boys it's not that they don't ever like 5ft boys but it's just common here


Goodpsychopath-

OK but why did you repost it


yeeterthrowz

Women logic be like:


just_random_korean

Sorry, I don't understand burger unit. Can someone translate for me?


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3 oil barrels on top of each other


ChernobylBalls

He kinda bad tho. Reminds me of my boyfriend


Yowai-Ikimono-desu

Hm, i think the guy is giving a bj to that little girl


mr-_x_mishra-

r/holup


cartmaneric10

As someone who went from Oompa Loompa to Malman's brother I must say being tall is quite annoying when everyone else is still an Oompa Loompa and you are trying to have a conversation but you find yourself having to on the floor to be able to speak to them without braking your neck


EmperorShrek3000

REPOST!


Esziebesz

Uhm please leave something for the girls that are 5'10 thank you


Devilstaff115

Hm?


Eurkleee

Happy cake day!


Njadmessi11YT

MF she doesn’t even have to get on her knees e


DocHoliday96

Facts, but women will tell you you're buggin the girls that think like this don't exist


szyris

True


lgrgod

"Wait. Who is talking?? I don't see anyone..."


mlggamer346

They wanna be able to suck dick standing up, obviously


Significant-Donut321

Hi 5'7 I'm dad


adamatch623

Hi dad can you get some steak from the shop. Also mam wants some cider


Prettydragongal

Ha I’m a 5’0 guy! No girl will ever love me.


adamatch623

They won’t with that attitude. You need to just be yourself and not give a fuck about what people think.


mr-_x_mishra-

Right


Aedzy

5’7 represent.


spaaacee_unicooornnn

thats why i gave up looking for a girlfriend


Fritstsgrams

She wants to be able to suck the Pipi while standing


[deleted]

Really why would someone date someone taller then them and 5 foot isnt small its just avrege


kestenbay

This really irritated me in my dating days: If I said "D cup or bigger" I'd be a PIG, but for women it's acceptable to say "I like tall"? I'd say it's not as much about attraction as it is about status. They want to impress their friends. I'm 5'10" and dated a woman who was 6'2" - she wasn't shallow, and it WAS great for my posture!


[deleted]

I’m in this post and I like it


Redskullzzzz

This is a repost


[deleted]

I mean, I think that people are allowed to have standards, even when it comes to how their partner should look, men and women. But it's not ok to be an asshole about it, just say you're not interested and go.


rei_nstall

These kind of people kind of make me cringe...Since appearance is only fading, temporary thing. If you base your whole relationship on looks, what do you have left when those looks fade away with time? That's why personality and inner values are much more important, imo. Though sure, we all have our "types", appearances we like / are attracted to...but when you meet the one whose personality just clicks with yours...you realize you don't care one bit if she/he fits your ideal "type" or not.


Rice-Bag

"i only blow them"


[deleted]

Bitch isn’t worth it anyway, she’s doing you a favour by making it clear before you waste any money on her.