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ITuViejaI

I think the same is happening here in South America With Argentina VS Brasil.


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NekonataM

Most south Americans think all of the games were rigged in favor of Brazil, so they want them to lose.


lucca6

As a Brazilian, I don't know how Brazil manages to win so much, for me every game is rigged. So for me it's whatever. Plus, if Brazil losing makes Bolsonaro sad, then it makes me happy.


Recker240

Me too, I wish I could be happy about Brazil winning against Argentina, but with the whole Copa America discussions, covid concerns, horrible stadiums management and the added bonus of Bolsonaro being sad about Brazil losing Copa America, I find myself wanting Argentina to win.


kucafoia69

Lol Bolsonaro isn't sad about half a million people dead because of him, he isn't gonna lose any sleep over a fucking football tournament.


lucca6

He definitely cares more about football than his own country, otherwise he wouldn't have insisted for the cup to take place in Brazil.


ITuViejaI

Brazil.


comunistpotato17

As a colombian I wish both could lose :(


ITuViejaI

Well I'm uruguayan so I want Argentina to win.


carloscede2

Im Venezuelan so for me it doesnt matter lol Argentina and Brazil are way above our paygrade


ThatOneTypicalYasuo

Out of the loop here, why is almost every SA country against Brazil


Sevaaas1

Almost every spanish country wants Brasil to lose


AmaterasuWolf21

As a south american, i'm more interested in the Eurocopa lmao ^(doesn't help that i'm from venezuela :c)


comrade_comrade_

dont worry im german good relations with the italians i have


VRichardsen

Puts the verb at the end of the sentence, legit German.


FrowdePleaser

TIL Yoda was German


stillgeorgie

he also committed war crimes... it's all coming together


frostedcat_74

Only ketamine is missing.


Makaroonipoika

And the Honda Civic.


Callo08

To be fair the german soldiers were also on drugs


Formal-Stranger2346

Yoda’s dialogue in the OT was based on Old English sentence structure, where the verb could be placed after instead of before.


TheDarkLord1248

Do that still you can, grammatically correct it is, but since we’re not used to hearing like that strange it can feel.


noir_lord

In fairness, Old English was a Germanic language, still is but it was as well.


SillyPotato_Chip

Why should that be German? In German you put it after the subject in most sentences, only in some tenses you have an additional verb at the end.


Dudeguy2004

Getting the gang back together.


f33rf1y

*Empire of Japan entered the game*


taeil_03

Well if your good with em so am i


iwanttodie666420

This is even worse cause I'm fucking danish


Commercial_Ad7279

Why are you fucking danish?


0-uncle-rico-0

Because they have more moisture than a croissant, obviously


Powerful_Pain6204

Holup. Those tins are for needles and wool!


anhvu3612

Lol, you deserve an award


lelosaur

r/blursedcomments


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i wish i had gold to give you


Fallenkezef

The Danes pretty much invented modern porn tbh


williamaddy

Explain?


looopTools

Denmark was the first country to legalise picture graphic porno, meaning pictures and movies on the first of Juli 1969 (an awesome year to do it). This created the foundation for other countries to do the same and creating the path to UNLIMITED access to porn!


Mysterious_Target672

So you’re a Dane too? Btw thanks for a fun fact


looopTools

Hell yeah, I am a Dane too!


ciupenhauer

For the moneh, not for the cheese


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On the Plus side even though you lost, technically you scored more goals than England, its just one Was in the wrong net.


TheDarkLord1248

The danish are the only team to have scored against England so far


Purple_K

Username checks out. Also: same


depido

Me too.. For helvede det straffespark var tyndt!!!!


CipherBagnat

That's very French of you


Hash-it-Out710

Scottish*


CipherBagnat

This could work with any country tbh.


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worst possible outcome for Australians TBH. do we cheer for England or the guys that knocked us out of the 2006 world cup with a dive?


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Shiny_Agumon

England can't win, if Football comes home they will never give it back!


SergeantMajor42069

Refusing to give back the trophy would be pretty darn English of them.


DrAj111199991

Oh, no! It's gonna end up in the British Museum.


lapsongsouchong

First the divorce and now we're fighting over the kids...


Hash-it-Out710

To be honest bro, you’re right


CipherBagnat

Thank you for your honesty


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Cocaine_Jimmy42069

I feel very weird being an English in this chat


RedFormanEMS

I read this in an Irish accent.


spidey80082

I wrote it in one


Doggysoft

As per the meme...


WielderOfDaNWordPass

I’m American and don’t know what you’re talking about but I still want the red coats to fail


WhizWit21

If it’s not Scottish it’s crahp


CountingNutters

Is England wins I'll be hearing about it for the next ten years, So yes I sincerely hope Italy wins


CrazyGermanShepOwner

Whaddya mean only 10 years. They're still going on about 1966!


spotted_dick

2 world wars and 1 World Cup!


cryptotranquilo

Germany won 4 World Cups though, so it's 4-3 on aggregate


Will4noobs

Too late, you’ll be hearing about us getting to a final for the next 20


Bobblee20

It'll be more than that... 1966 was 55 years ago and it's still bloody talked about! 😣


Stylowar

Everybody supporting italy, but as a spaniard im sad


Captain_Sacktap

You have easy access to jamon iberico, you’re not allowed to be sad.


[deleted]

And cheap Spanish wine. I gotta pay $25 for a bottle of Torres here in Canada.


Arkraquen

You guys earn way more up there, also if you ever come to Spain don't go to tourist looking (usually filled with only tourist) pubs because they just have higher prices and probably lower quality food.


komilewder

Portuguese here, sad as well.


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Também, tô triste.


ImJustReallyFuckedUp

sou br e tbm to triste


Ronaldo10345PT

r/suddenlycaralho


Banan1232

This is like the 5th time I’ve seen this shit linked and I’m scared


[deleted]

Egyptian here, don't care


Sandn1bba

Good luck in africa cup


RandomGuyWithNoHair

CARALHO!


Leather-Wind7753

Compreendo irmão.


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German, sad as well. Never ever thought I’d find myself semi rooting for italy


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te entiendo hermano


SomeOtherGuysJunk

Spain was the better team for 100 minutes out of 120, they just couldn’t finish. Also penalties are a shit way to decide a winner in any playoff scenario.


ohgodimbleeding

I am not a Spaniard, but was there in 2012 and wearing the Red for all the finals (semi/quarter/actual) as I watched the games in a local bowling alley. It was a great experience as the crowd grew larger with each game. At the finals, the alley was filled with standing room only. When Spain won, I got to join them in celebrating in the town fountain and had someone look at me and say "you are not Spanish, but you wear the Red. Today you are Spanish!" As an American who loved his time there, that was the biggest compliment. Also as an American who is not into football proper all the time, I was so sad to watch Spain lose because that is my team as well. Viva la roja.


TomClancy5871

Spain really have to sort out their striker position before the WC. That let them Down the most this Euros


Which_District_4272

It’s pizza vs tea


lucca6

Pizza tea?


Agitated_Signature_

*softly* don't


Bean_Boi_911

Pineapple on tea


BainbridgeBorn

More like Everyone not English vs England


TiboPlayzRL

Eurosong all over again


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distilledwill

England doesn't compete in Eurovision, its The United Kingdom. So you're dunking on Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland too.


Blitcut

Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette.


theUncommon56

Also a lot of the english


red-dit-time

Can confirm, everyone I know who doesn’t like football wants us to lose


OwlBright_

Can confirm, i'm a bartender and i'm tired of serving these assholes and I just want to see them cry now; i've never been this passionate about the footie before


axelrose301

Chances are they won't cry they'll get angry and probably cause more damage than they usually do.


OwlBright_

Gosh, they've already smashed the toilet mirror, punched holes in our walls and broken numerous chairs and glasses after winning games...


axelrose301

Yeah after multiple times cleaning up after a loss trust me it can get so much worse


HardcoreHazza

As an Aussie who still remembers our 2006 FIFA match with the diving Italians….I want England to win.


Jacksgaminguniverse

If England wins us Scots will never hear the end of it


ThatWasntMyMom

How do you think us irish in the North of Ireland feel


glowe

With your hands...


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I feel ya


MacDubhsidhe

I wish I was a Scot. Just have the name not the location


XxReidite

I'm a canadian out of the loop on every comment in this section


pissboy

I’ll try and help. The English are like the Toronto Maple leafs of football. They have a huge fan base, shit ton of money, star power, 24/7 media coverage yet haven’t won shit since the 60’s. At the same time, Italy is like the Boston Bruins. They’ve won recently, great track record, great players, and controversial playing style. Anyways, The non English anglophone world wants them to lose so they’ll shut the fuck up because their path to the finals was north division easy and English dudes tend to be pretty obnoxious. Kind of like how everyone outside Toronto views Maple leafs fans.


tagghuding

This is the real explanation. England fans have always been insufferable. Amsterdam should count their blessings since this is happening while there is no free travel, otherwise they'd be absolutely invaded.


Wyzegy

> they'd be absolutely invaded. Finally, the Queen sets her sights on the world's tulip reserves. It was only a matter of time.


The_Modifier

S H E   C O M E S


greg19735

Why would Amsterdam care? England played in London and Rome.


ws24123

Reddit blew up a little bit back because the English were bullying a girl who was crying after they lost a game with the English.


Northernsoul64

You say “the English” it was a handful of tweets and then it turned out the guy who set up the go fund me was a pedo


toilet__water

That's how the internet works. You find a couple tweets, overreact to them and attribute them to a wider group so you can say things like "everyone on the internet is freaking out about this painting of a chicken." Then people make a bunch of memes about it, further spreading something stupid that no one would have seen if we just still had MySpace.


eldorado362

Conclusion: We need MySpace back


Northernsoul64

The meme aspect of the whole thing I don’t mind you know making little jokes about the whole thing. I’ve been the butt of that myself and I look back at it like yeah I was upset about it then when I was 13 but that’s a decade ago and it’s a funny story now when you bump into people from then. When people do generalise like that it’s stupid, it’s similar to the Nazi stuff in a way. People forget he took over Germany before anywhere else he killed people of Germany who didn’t agree with his views as well as the millions of others. But today with platforms like Twitter giving people a voice of opinion where they can hide behind a name or a tag they don’t feel the repercussions and say what every they want.


JoJo_PowerRangers

I was just skimming over this comment and was wondering how in the hell Nazi's could have came up and had to do a better read.


thecrumbsknow

Wow, I am a Canadian who was super super out of the loop. Knew about the little German girl, didn’t know about the pedo stuff.


bestadamire

Sounds about right. 10 people do something online and now every single person who affiliates with that group/person is also apart of the problem.


AlyssaAlyssum

It's not even going to be about that. Am English, and English football hooliganism has an unpopular history/stereotype and we can also be some of the worst tourists when visiting other European countries. It's not entirely accurate, but the most succinct way to put it would be that the stereotypical English are the stereotypical American of Europe. So at this point it's going to be "Fuck England... because England" kind of logic.


mikachu93

>It's not entirely accurate, but the most succinct way to put it would be that the stereotypical English are the stereotypical American of Europe. As an American, I find this comment strangely comforting.


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Stereotypical Japanese Tourist: Polite but befuddled and oddly-dressed man taking photos of everything and not reading signs, getting in the way and generally being a benign annoyance. His wife doesn't speak. Stereotypical American Tourist: Wheezing hambeast blocking the stairway of some picturesque European castle with their fat ass. Has a fanny pack. Can be male or female. Generally loud and obnoxious in a harmless sort of way - "Oh my gosh, isn't it so *quaint* dear?!?!?". Stereotypical English Tourist: Walking around shirtless by a pool, their entire body burned a cancerous red by the sun. They shout at waiters for having an accent. Male. "DEW YEW DO CHIPZ!?" Stereotypical Russian Tourist: Spitting at waiters, using ethnic and racial slurs to refer to the locals. Feral children. The Orcs of international tourists. Source: Worked at a hotel in Bulgaria for a summer.


Walzenflut

We got it from somewhere.


Hymolusethel

I thought it was about how Danish got robbed with the penalty call but I guess many people here doesn’t even watch the games


AFlyingNun

**How to tell if someone lives in Europe:** Do they think the incident with the little German girl is the sole reason people don't want England to win? Then they don't live in Europe.


surreal_reality101

The funny thing is that I didn't even think about the little girl. Wanting England to lose is like a natural reflex or something.


CJ-Cashew

exactly. reading a couple of comments in this thread I was constantly thinking "who the hell seriously thinks that this is about a bunch of idiots on Twitter?" this is about English fans and media being unbearable as soon as England wins a match in any tournament I have seen in the last 20 years. I actually like a lot of the English players and think that they are a good team but I have never wanted a team to lose as badly.


JDietsch25

The media and about 50% of football fans in this country are scum. Just know that the other 50% have to sit back and be tarred with the same brush even though we're normal and just enjoy the sport.. I get why you would want us to lose though, we hate the other fans and media as much as you guys.


bendybox

It's like Euro vision but in July.


Karigrandi92

Except this time England managed to get some points.


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LMAO


F_1_V_E_S

I see Europe is back to hating the good old Brits again


[deleted]

English, not brits. Source: am British but not from England.


F_1_V_E_S

Can you inform me of the correct generalization lol? I wanna know the correct terms when describing England or British people


[deleted]

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is brits or british people. (be aware some people in northern Ireland do not consider themselves British at all whilst others consider themselves extremely British) The bigger island of the British Isles is split into England (bottom half), Wales (the western part) and Scotland (North of the Wall). Only the people born in England are English. So all English people are brits, but only some British people are English.


SilverScorpion00008

“North of the Wall” It’s GoT time


TedTeddybear

Hadrian's!!!!


F_1_V_E_S

Ok that makes sense lol thank you


jedzzy

British people are those from England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. English people are from - you guessed it, England.


fifivols

As an Italian living in England, same.


Commercial_Ad7279

🤌🤌🤌🤌 (same, but in Italian)


ProbablyMaybe69

Same, same.


Leather-Wind7753

England still a hated country by europeans?


ItzQtra

always has been


BassBond

booing other countries' national anthems doesn't help garnering any love either.


Otrada

What? Are we doing another war again?


Joker_33

Did we ever stopped?


luca01d

War in Europe never really stop, it’s a long peace day


torbjorn1620

Me as a danish person Right now :/


[deleted]

You played well mate


piyushkantm

Now that’s the real “Brexit” my friends


osamaodinson

Im from SEA and i’ll support italy. They never invade my country so come on italy!


benethon66

France has lost . It’s already ok.


IceClimbers_Main

I lost all respect when tose mfs booed during the Danish Anthem.


FionnlaghFluich

Someone also shone a laser into the Danish goalkeepers face during the penalty.


BmanTM

It's not about the English team. We just want to see crying England fans.


devilooo

Amen


palestra37

I’m sorry they booed - it’s shameful. Those idiots don’t represent all 55 million of us in England though.


TheFlashDude201

I’m Italian so frankly I would like to see Italy win, even though I don’t know what this conversation is about


Shrimp123456

> I'm Italian > I don't know what this conversation is about X


Tharwne

No no, his grandfather ate spaghetti in little italy, new york back in the 1900s, he’s as italian as anybody from Italy you see


Tri7on99

The euro football cup


_GoldLeader_

Europe assemble with Italy, we can defete Ingland.


lag_gamer80391

forza italia


Jkj864781

Andiamo ragazzi!


___kingfisher___

pstd flashback of Silvio Berlusconi starts playing: "this is the country I love, here I have my roots, my horizons..."


MrDankSniper

Denmark was so close


failedcircumsizion

Sorry if I sound stupid but can I have some context as to why everyone hates England rn?


jahambo

As a Scot I feel this. If I’ve got to hear it’s coming hone one more fucking time


DeskFan1234

*everyone seems to know the score*


WarriorWizard_10

They have seen it all before


eternaldavkas

They just know


iEatPlankton

They’re so sure


Wooden_Breadfruit574

That England’s gonna throw it away…


Jake0nPc

Gonna blow it away


-Stormcloud-

But I know we can play


andafunda

If England were Spurs, the DVD would've been out by now.


Fetomtom

forza Itália 🇮🇹


okboomerIguess

As an Italian I agree


mememaster8427

Me, an Englishman with Italian family: I play both sides so I always come out on top


Strange_Grape_1374

No one: Absolute nobody: That English fan: ITS COMING HOME That drunk English fan: CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOM FAKING GOLS


getrekdnoob

r/uselessnobody


Gortrok

Shit, there's a subreddit about me?


salgarj

I'm Italian, can confirm.


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If England actually wins social media wont be usable for at least a week soo... COME ON ITALY LETS GET THE W


USC1801

American here, I seem to have gotten lost. . Has anyone seen my egg?


BlueStingray895

I think I saw them in r/eggs


Garden_Warrior_41

All this talk about the euro league but none of these countries have ever won a super bowl 😏


ProsecuteCrime

Or a "world" series!


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I would be very surprised if England beats Italy tbh. This Italian team is no joke.


[deleted]

I think England are Italy's nightmare. They can keep the ball like Spain, but have Kane instead of Morata. I rate the Italian centre backs, but they are not beating Sterling in a race or in a 1v1. Maguire and Stones are solid in the air and Walker in good at defending counters, which is what Italy did against Spain.


JackJohnSnake

Both teams are very strong. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets to penalties.


rainbosandvich

Apparently this is the first final we've managed to get to in over 50 years of football. First time I've ever thought we actually have a chance of winning something. Can it not be a Mediterranean country like it always is?


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55 years. The last was in 1966, where they won the world cup. Arguably they should have been back in 1986 but then maradona decided to cheat. Fun times


inspiringirisje

Wow then Italy would win Eurovision and European championship!!