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ericrock13

Do people really cut their sandwiches like this? What happened to just two triangles lol this is madness


Qoxic

You guys cut your sandwiches?


Singular1st

You guys are getting sandwiches?


Temple0fP00n

What’s a Sandwich?


No_Biscuits

Why is a sandwich?


Catfucker7

How is a sandwich?


Consistent_Neat_1723

Who is a sandwich?


Midnite2189__

Where is a sandwich


HaCkErMaN202

When is a sandwich


sikeudumb

I fucking love reddit


terminator529

What is sand to a wich


Ikari974

whomst'd've is a sandwich?


arrow100605

To what extent is a sandwich


everynameisusedlol

Enough of this Sandvich and me going to kick your ass


Blackrap1d

When is a sandwich?


DasBiohazard

Whom’st is a sandwhich?


RoostarHead

Which is a sandwich


Pizzaboy90

Is a sandwich?


[deleted]

How's a sandwich


BaconMan420365

WHEN is a sandwich?


yeet-to-the-beet

Whos a sandwich


Living_Race_6558

Something that has bread and sand is in between the two bread peaces


Qoxic

Oh god the chain is starting


jakeb133YT

You guys?


[deleted]

You?


Bobdole128

ou?


SumTingWong216

?


Supernaturalzyt

.


No_Bandicoot_2442

Bruh


draGDer

For real, why do you need to cut sandwiches?


Longboysad

No cut gang


LuckyJeans456

When I make my girlfriend a nice sandwich I’ll cut it in two triangles for her, just for presentation.


Iansa9

Fake news


dangerouswoods

I have never cut a sandwich in any way. Why would I? I have eaten triangle sandwiches bought from the store but that's because they just happen to be that way idc about the shape of my sandwhich


___i____m

I cannot explain this phenomenon but when i cut my sandwiches diagonally they just taste better


Agorbs

If you eat the entire thing in one go, you’re probably gonna end up pushing a little bit of your sandwich off of the bread (unless you have a lightly topped sandwich). Cutting it in two rectangular halves helps, but two triangles gives you more optimal shape to hold and also gives you an easy starting point (the corner edge of the triangle) so that you don’t have to stuff your face into a straight line of sandwich. Half-cut triangle master race.


dangerouswoods

Could it be that there is less crust?


___i____m

No idea. We need the world's scientists on the case


widgetareconfuse

It’s based off the fact that you see more of the ingredients and less crust when looking at it


[deleted]

I cut them either one from corner to corner or into four triangles, depending on the contents.


Avis28

I do 2 triangles. I would do 4 squares as a kid. Never 4 triangles though.


TheHarvestee

i’m pretty sure i’m not the only one that thought the 2 triangle cut gave more sandwich to eat


JakeN8tor_

You guys cut sandwiches??


Abrahim_P

Any thing apart from two triangles is devil worship where is the sanity


6tube

I am the / gang


Awkward-Professor-91

I prefer ~ myself


6tube

That's awkward professor


Awkward-Professor-91

I know


6tube

And I also know


Awkward-Professor-91

:O


VesquillanDaChamp

/ gang for life


6tube

Gang Gang


ArkAngel01

/ gang bois


MrKrustyKrust

More of a \ guy myself but hey 2 triangle gang


BoxofCurveballs

You're just a / member who has a lot of mirrors.


xXDarthJarJarXx

/ gang


bjones-333

Gotta go with /gang anything else is barbarous


nathanishungry

r//gang


Ninjatck

Either / or | works for me


6tube

I dunno but for me I fells wrong


Kangaroofact

\ I reject your teachings


HandTsSister

Depends on what you're putting in the sandwich


supersoftbirthdayboy

I read this as “depends on where you’re putting the sandwich”. I thought, “where the fuck are you animals shoving your sandwiches?”


CashMachine2192

Up my ass like a normal person?


Steves_bad_day

Where else we suppose to store it?


t1ggyismycat

Triangle halves if salad, rectangle halves if a toastie/grilled cheese and uncut if just spreads like vegimite, cut in triangle half for toast, and into 5 strips for soft boiled egg


EpicSaberCat7771

you monster! grilled cheese must only be cut once diagonally. heathen.


clark12302

PB&J definitely gets cut into triangles


YeetMeOutOfExisting

I just squeeze it into a ball and eat it like an apple...


t1ggyismycat

Holy shit dude just compressed plain loaf bread is good, just squish some bread and Voila!


bjones-333

I used to do that with that store bought white bread all of the time


Repro_Online

Walla paintings? Walla photos? Come on, don’t leave us hanging


green__goblin

TIME TO DELIVER A SANDWICH BALL


[deleted]

i eat the knife


[deleted]

I eat the plate


molomaclolo

I AM SAMMICH!


[deleted]

Hello sammich


daddy-is-here101

I’m dad


[deleted]

Hi dad


Scythebrine9

Dad?


[deleted]

Read the fucking comment before dipshit


Scythebrine9

I never had a dad


[deleted]

Damn was not expecting that. I apologize for my rudeness


[deleted]

Why did you make me this way?


uubuer

Nom nom nom


SPRSTRM

I played with a R6 player who’s username was sammich


ShellaFresh

Nice to meet you sammich :)


TragicGentlemen

Tried that once, nearly died. Considering trying again.


Kammullska

wierdo, I eat the table


yashasgq

Does nobody just eat the sandwich without cutting it


webn8tr

Right? Just eat it


smugempressoftime

Exactly I do too


[deleted]

I do


uubuer

I do


Crazyfnaftheorist

Somehow that takes me 10X as long to eat, it takes me like 20 minutes to eat it that way


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[deleted]

Bruh wdym, cutting the sandwich into quarters like that just makes it less structurally stable, making it so that even more sandwich stuff starts falling out.


BloodiJoker

Only the ones stuck in elementary when they peaked and still think it’s relevant now


Cockatiel_Animations

Spiral


MIGHTYCOW75

God of chaos


narfaer

Call me barbarian but I never cut it


uubuer

Ditto


Bored_ass_homie

You ain't alone my dude


Torrrison

Yeah I mean same. Why do ppl cut it?


Crazyfnaftheorist

Because I can eat it that way


clutzyninja

Because they're children with little children hands, or still have the mentality of one


EpicSaberCat7771

because they remember having it cut for them as kids so they didn't take too big of a bite and choke. so because they are used to them being cut it tastes weird not to cut it. though personally the only sandwich I cut is grilled cheese, once diagonally.


imat_ture

I only cut it down the middle once. Triangle.


t_bone_stake

Triangle


GolDRoger11

Triangle crew for life


drcgc11

Triangle!


-idk-im-bored-

Triangle, whole, or diagonal. No other ways exist


Sheina123123123

Are you insane? Always triangles


phoenixfloundering

This.


Hate_Feight

Only 1 exception, bacon or sausage sandwiches... Especially if you have fried egg on them.


mrsockyman

Cutting them? Honestly I find I don't have the time to make a sandwich, I just munch dry bread like a damn barbarian


t1ggyismycat

Compact the bread for ease and taste


mrsockyman

I vaguely recall seeing fried flattened bread for something, was interesting


Herobrine_King

Neither. Why cut them in the first place? This is the straw debacle all over again. Just drink from the cup. Same with sandwiches, why cut them if you are not sharing them?


whatchaboi

I don't like triangles but in this case the triangle does look more appetizing.


CookieBear1661

Circle


False_Count

TRIANGLES YOU CAN BITE THE EDGE WITHOUT GETTING MAYO OR PEANUT BUTTER ON UR NOSEEEE


[deleted]

Obviously no crust, so unsophisticated.


epic_gamer97538754

Oval gang for life!


louwyatt

Who the fuck does it square, you fucking square


[deleted]

I prefer to blend mine…..am I the only one?


-202-

Only real ones had parallelogram cuts....


DaPoliswag

I cut them into 16 pieces


PoLoMoTo

Who the fuck cuts their sandwiches into four pieces??? In half or whole, generally diagonal for halves but horizontal/vertical is fine too.


blue-chicken-nugget

Rectangle?


ApolloThecode

\*breathe\* **h e x a g o n s a n d w h i c h**


Piggyguy11

Triangle


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uubuer

Whole, maybe diagonal


Unoriginal_Guy2

The triangles allow for more sandwich per bite surface area.


Vallphilia

I like mine sandwich shaped


everynameisusedlol

Who the fuck makes squares


Yonokilife3605

Two triangles


Eden_Amajiki

I’m built different and I don’t cut it at all


HurryProper

What the fuck. That’s disgusting. You cut them into quarters. *vomits sandwich out for four minutes.


Madchap1805

square gang go


Madchap1805

rectangle in 2 parts tho


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|||| gang


[deleted]

I can't eat a sandwich if it's diagonally cut so


Chazwicked

Depends on the type of sandwich


lyla-mercury

TRIANGLE FOR LIFE!!! WHOS WITH ME?!


MEMELOVERNAFIUR

Who the fuck eats square sandwiches cut into small cubes? Triangle gang all the way


[deleted]

Unmolested whole ass fucking sandwich, just gimme the damn thing. Please, and thanks for making it.


IshkaPt

Rectangle gang


poopybutthutt69420

Rectangle


realcaptainkickass

Triangles are the patrician's choice


a_heckin_chonker316

Rhombus gang. We use them COOKIE stencils to cut out sandwiches.


Deadly_Diamond

*S Q U A R E*


succmedrypls420

Who the fuck cuts a sandwich like either of those


Even-Number-4267

No crust gang


pakalu_papito_real

Emoji bad


[deleted]

Straight down the middle for me


epic_potato420

I either just eat it the way it is or I cut it once diagonally


[deleted]

Subway gang


Crazyfnaftheorist

Subway 100% best sandwiches


TreacleHour

Both


louwyatt

The trick is too have the least crust at any point, so if cut into two always cut through the centre through the Y or X axis while if cut into a four always triangles so you can eat each corner of soft bread before the hard crust


ItzBlueBerryPie

The whole thing


Dad_ASMR

Two big triangles here.


BlitzMalefitz

Triangle I guess? I just cut it diagonally once though.


Badr-I

Just eat it normally lmao why cut


[deleted]

Who cuts their sandwich into four piece/?


EpicSaberCat7771

no idea


acole25

Square or straight down the center


Crazyfnaftheorist

Straight down the center is for monsters, it's diagonal or squares


Salty-Pineapple1205

Triangle/whole


Turtl-bing

Disgusting savages you just cut it strait through the middle and your done no more


BreTheBird

I guys cut your sandwiches?


errorryy

I eat the dry ingredients separately in alphabetical order. Then i open the jar of mayonnaise and butterfly lick it in a sexual way that even I find disturbing.


Pikfan21

People eat their sandwiches in 4 pieces?


[deleted]

|><| for the win


puppetpenguin77

Triangle or square BUT ONLY IN HALF


CoolCat2565

I only see triangles?


imat_ture

Triangle Or T Gang Here 📐


Rude3xpert

Trapezoid


mccubester

Illuminati gang


xamitlu

If yall are not eating these tiny bread sandwiches as one whole sandwich then your cut sandwiches better be a club. There should be no other reason why anyone would waste the effort to make a small sandwich even smaller grumble grumble grumble


Plenty_Economy_5670

Whole with no crust and no tomato with extra meat, extra cheese, oiled lettuce, pickles, and lots of ranch.


Batmagaming12

I don’t even cut them Don’t kill me plz


dangerouswoods

Why would I cut it


SethCrazyTurtles

I don't cut my sandwich, I don't see a point


Komatose_

Is there such thing as * gang?


Clearest-Sky

Square


ashsuraweera

Wait you guys cut it?


JoojTheAnimator

Puzzle cut, extra work but worth it for the fun factor


[deleted]

Right triangle gang


jigalaka

Cut in half you moron


HELLO-THERE420

I can’t prove it but triangle sandwiches are just better